WRBL Week 11, 2023

 Wisconsin Rapids Bro League

Our ninth official season of blaming Cole Walters for painting the Atlanta Hawks' court all blue for some reason.

Bro... 

Have a Happy Thanksgiving! The turnaround is too quick for a write-up this week but I've still gathered all the necessary information below so that the week 11 storylines might show themselves anyway. Brett is eliminated from postseason contention.

Official WRBL Standings 

Steven Nett Division

LIVE.LAUGH.OLAVE. (Nathaniel Hoefs) 8-3 L1 (1,517.32)

Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 8-3 L2 (1,408.9)

Dad Weights and Protein Shakes (Jaime Sparkes AKA: Sparky) 6-5 W4 (1,273.08)

Stoltzya's Electric Orcas (Gabe Stoltz) 4-7 L1 (1,211.72)

Shooter McGavin Division

Lord Pretty Flacco Joey (Andy Todd) 7-4 W1 (1,310.16)

I Had COVID-19 (Nick Zurawski) 6-5 W2 (1,499.42)

Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) 3-8 W1 (1,413.12)

Jordan Addison's Dog (Brett Weinfurter) 2-9 L6 (1,247.14)

Week Eleven Final Scores

ALEC defeats HOEFS 152.5-99.04

NICK defeats COLE 140.3-98

ANDY defeats BRETT 110.26-100.76

SPARKY defeats GABE 126.98-103.64

Heroes of the Week: WR Tyreek Hill (Hoefs, 30.6), RB Saquon Barkley (Gabe, 30), WR Keenan Allen (Nick, 27.6)

Waiver Wonders: QB Tommy DeVito (22.54), DF New York Giants (22), WR Khalil Shakir (20.5)

Benchwarmers of the Week: QB Trevor Lawrence (Andy, 32.18), WR Calvin Ridley (Andy, 31.1), WR Tank Dell (Hoefs, 28.9)

USA TODAY Sports
Hero of the Week: RB Saquon Barkley (Stoltzya's Electric Orcas)

Upcoming Week 12 Schedule for both WRBL and NFL (in CST)
NICK v. HOEFS

ANDY v. COLE

ALEC v. GABE

SPARKY v. BRETT

THANKSGIVING: Green Bay @ Detroit (11:30 AM)

Washington @ Dallas (3:30 PM)

San Francisco @ Seattle (7:20 PM)

BLACK FRIDAY: Miami @ NY Jets (2 PM) PS: Nobody watch this game, please. I have a genuine seething hatred for whatever the NFL is trying to do here. Fuck this game, I'm happy Tim Boyle is starting.

Sunday @ NOON: Jacksonville @ Houston

New Orleans @ Atlanta

Tampa Bay @ Indianapolis

Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati

Carolina @ Tennessee

New England @ NY Giants

Sunday @ 3:05 PM: LA Rams @ Arizona

Cleveland @ Denver

Sunday @ 3:25 PM: Buffalo @ Philadelphia

Kansas City @ Las Vegas

Sunday @ 7:20 PM: Baltimore @ LA Chargers

Monday @ 7:15 PM: Chicago @ Minnesota

Scoring Leaders

QB

Josh Allen 247.1 (Cole)

Jalen Hurts 224.38 (Nick)

Justin Herbert 211.02 (Alec)

Lamar Jackson 207.14 (Brett)

Patrick Mahomes 188.4 (Sparky)

Trevor Lawrence 105.04 (Andy)

Kirk Cousins 104.72 (Gabe)

Justin Fields 95.08 (Hoefs)

Joe Burrow 69.5 (Gabe)

C.J. Stroud 61.44 (Alec/Hoefs)

Dak Prescott 42.72 (Hoefs)

Sam Howell 24.18 (Nick)

Kyler Murray 21.66 (Andy)

Baker Mayfield 18.32 (Sparky)

Geno Smith 16.44 (Hoefs/Andy)

Brock Purdy 12.78 (Andy)

RB

Christian McCaffrey 241.9 (Alec)

Travis Etienne 179.2 (Cole)

Josh Jacobs 151.6 (Brett)

Joe Mixon 140.3 (Nick)

Saquon Barkley 136.3 (Gabe)

Bijan Robinson 131 (Andy)

Alvin Kamara 121.9 (Hoefs)

Isiah Pacheco 117.2 (Gabe)

Jahmyr Gibbs 116.5 (Sparky)

Rachaad White 116.5 (Andy)

Tony Pollard 116.1 (Cole)

Austin Ekeler 115 (Gabe)

Kenneth Walker 108.5 (Cole)

Rhamondre Stevenson 100.7 (Brett)

Breece Hall 88.5 (Andy)

Aaron Jones 76.4 (Sparky)

Derrick Henry 76.38 (Hoefs)

Raheem Mostert 75.7 (Hoefs)

D'Andre Swift 72.3 (Alec)

Jonathan Taylor 68.5 (Nick)

Alexander Mattison 68.3 (Nick)

Kyren Williams 65.7 (Alec)

D'Onta Foreman 63.1 (Brett)

James Cook 59.8 (Hoefs)

James Conner 47.4 (Gabe)

David Montgomery 43 (Brett)

Jaylen Warren 29.9 (Gabe)

Najee Harris 29.2 (Alec)

Javonte Williams 28.8 (Cole)

Zack Moss 27.7 (Sparky)

Jerome Ford 26.9 (Andy)

Miles Sanders 23.4 (Nick)

Nick Chubb 23.1 (Nick)

De'Von Achane 23 (Nick)

Devin Singletary 19.8 (Nick)

Gus Edwards 17.2 (Alec)

Chuba Hubbard 10.7 (Cole)

A.J. Dillon 10.6 (Sparky)

Dameon Pierce 6.7 (Hoefs)

Dalvin Cook 4.7 (Sparky)

WR

Tyreek Hill 244.9 (Hoefs)

Keenan Allen 232.66 (Nick)

CeeDee Lamb 214.7 (Sparky)

Stefon Diggs 208.5 (Cole)

A.J. Brown 205.3 (Hoefs)

Amon-Ra St. Brown 192.1 (Andy)

Mike Evans 161 (Andy)

DeVonta Smith 135.2 (Gabe)

Ja'Marr Chase 133 (Brett)

DeAndre Hopkins 131.5 (Sparky)

Michael Pittman Jr. 130 (Brett)

Davante Adams 126.3 (Alec)

Jaylen Waddle 120.7 (Cole)

Justin Jefferson 109.1 (Sparky)

Puka Nacua 107.1 (Nick)

Chris Olave 96.9 (Hoefs)

DK Metcalf 94 (Alec)

Brandon Aiyuk 89.7 (Alec)

Calvin Ridley 89.6 (Andy)

Adam Thielen 77.2 (Hoefs)

Terry McLaurin 70.1 (Alec)

Cooper Kupp 69.5 (Nick)

Chris Godwin 67.8 (Gabe)

Zay Flowers 62.3 (Gabe)

Deebo Samuel 58.8 (Brett)

Tyler Lockett 52.1 (Nick)

Jaxon Smith-Njigba 34.4 (Sparky)

Amari Cooper 33.9 (Gabe)

Christian Kirk 33.4 (Cole)

Garrett Wilson 31.6 (Brett)

K.J. Osborn 31.3 (Brett)

D.J. Moore 29.5 (Alec)

Marquise Brown 27.2 (Andy)

Tee Higgins 23.1 (Cole/Andy)

Jordan Addison 18.4 (Andy)

Christian Watson 16.7 (Sparky)

Nico Collins 6.9 (Cole)

Kadarius Toney 2.3 (Sparky)

TE

T.J. Hockenson 170.6 (Alec)

Travis Kelce 156.1 (Nick)

Mark Andrews 135.4 (Andy)

Sam LaPorta 97.4 (Cole)

George Kittle 93.5 (Sparky)

Evan Engram 92.4 (Hoefs)

Dallas Goedert 91 (Gabe)

David Njoku 64.8 (Brett)

Dalton Kincaid 60.3 (Sparky)

Darren Waller 50.1 (Brett)

Dalton Schultz 49.3 (Hoefs)

Jake Ferguson 22.1 (Cole)

Trey McBride 21.1 (Nick)

Cole Kmet 14.6 (Gabe)

Tyler Higbee 7.9 (Nick)

Pat Freiermuth 7.3 (Cole)

Kyle Pitts 6.4 (Andy)

Luke Musgrave 4.5 (Cole)

Zach Ertz 4.2 (Cole)

K

Jake Elliott 94 (Hoefs)

Justin Tucker 94 (Sparky)

Tyler Bass 85 (Cole)

Harrison Butker 84 (Alec)

Daniel Carlson 79 (Gabe)

Evan McPherson 69 (Nick/Alec)

Younghoe Koo 63 (Andy)

Riley Patterson 57 (Brett)

Jason Myers 53 (Nick)

Matt Gay 16 (Brett)

Jake Moody 11 (Andy)

Greg Zuerlein 11 (Brett)

Brandon Aubrey 7 (Hoefs)

Matt Ammendola 2 (Andy)

DF

Dallas Cowboys 113 (Nick)

Buffalo Bills 98 (Brett)

Pittsburgh Steelers 90 (Hoefs)

San Francisco 49ers 62 (Sparky)

New York Jets 59 (Gabe)

Miami Dolphins 47 (Alec)

Philadelphia Eagles 44 (Andy)

Las Vegas Raiders 40 (Gabe)

Baltimore Ravens 25 (Hoefs/Cole)

Denver Broncos 25 (Cole)

Cleveland Browns 24 (Cole/Andy)

Los Angeles Chargers 24 (Alec)

Minnesota Vikings 20 (Cole)

New England Patriots 20 (Cole/Sparky)

Jacksonville Jaguars 19 (Cole)

Seattle Seahawks 16 (Andy)

Atlanta Falcons 14 (Nick)

New Orleans Saints 14 (Andy)

Washington Commanders 18 (Nick/Gabe)

Chicago Bears 6 (Alec)

Detroit Lions 6 (Cole)

Green Bay Packers 1 (Alec)

Hypothetical Standings (Top 4 scorers win, bottom 4 lose, no divisions)

Live.Laugh.Olave. 8-3

I Had COVID-19 8-3

Colieveland 96ers 8-3

Tax Paying Homeowner 7-4

Lord Pretty Flacco Joey 4-7

Dad Weights And Protein Shakes 4-7

Jordan Addison's Dog 3-8

Stoltzya's Electric Orcas 2-9