Friday, May 30, 2014

Throwback Friday?: The Tonny Award's Final Speech [2013]

The following Speech is an excerpt from the "Award show" that I "hosted" in my Video Arts Class from my final day of High School...

Before we finish up with one final performance, I just wanted to say a few things. When I first came into this room (room 131 for Mrs. Rice's 6th hour Computer Graphics class in September of 2011), I was basically just expecting it to be another class that I learned about photoshop and other adobe programs while I yawned my way through the hour. I ended up having a great time and I looked forward to that class daily and continued my success in epic sixth hours with Mr. Gawlitta's 2nd semester Psychology class where not a day goes by that I don't think about something hilarious or awkward that happened in that class. 

Now, I had unreasonably crazy expectations for this (4th hour Video Arts) class as far as how much fun I would have with all of the recording and of course, the awesomeness that is Mrs. Tonn. Even though I had crazy high expectations, Thanks to all of you this 4th hour Video Arts class exceeded those expectations. I have sat in that same seat over there (2nd row, closest to wall away from door) for two full semesters now and I've met some awesome people that I'll never forget.

Some people really wish there was a way you could know you're in the good ole' days before you've left them. My goal these past two years with Karaoke Day and The Tonny Awards on the last day for Seniors is to give them one last specific unforgettable memory in what most consider the "Good 'Ole Days" when they look back on their life and I strongly encourage teachers to do more activities like this on the final day. Thank you for helping with my good 'ole days and I hope you enjoy this final performance.

I then broke into Biz Markie's "Just A Friend" while taking off my "Hello my name is... Sexy & I Know It" tuxedo-shirt to perform the song in a "Taylor Gang or Die" t-shirt. Why? Because we all need to embrace that inner mediocre karaoke singer in all of us while never having a dull moment.

The Tonny Award's. Slightly creepy if you won all of them and hung them up on your wall or put them in a trophy case.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

The 2014 NBA Playoffs: Round 3

It's Finals week (at least, for me it is) so I'll keep this extremely short, yet long enough to get my points across this blog into your eye-holes. 

Second Round Prediction: Trail Blazers beat the Spurs in 5.
Reality: Never doubt Greg Popovich. Spurs won in 5.
What We Learned: 
1. The Blazers are a year or two away and maybe a player away from dominance.
2. Which guy Aron Baynes is...

Thank you, TNT.
Second Round Prediction: Thunder over Clippers in 7 exciting, well-played games
Reality: Thunder in 6 excitingly sloppy games.
What We Learned:
1. Chris Paul is not in any way "clutch".
2. Kevin Durant loves Russell Westbrook, his mom, and glasses.

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At least these shades look semi-necessary.

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#1 San Antonio Spurs v. #2 Oklahoma City Thunder
Just like the Zach Randolph suspension for the Grizzlies, Serge Ibaka's post-season-ending calf injury means absolutely everything in this series. Fun Fact: The Thunder are the only team in the conference finals who were not here last season. The team replacing them? Zach Randolph's Memphis Grizzlies.

Key Match-up To Watch: Russell Westbrook vs. Tony Parker. Just for pure entertainment value.

My Pick: Spurs in 5.

Over on the East Coast...

Second Round Prediction: Wizards defeat the Indiana Pacers in 6.
Reality: Pacers plod their way through 6 games & advance somehow.
What We Learned:
1. Absolutely Nothing. This series was a completely different story with a wide variety of narratives after each individual game. I know less coming out of this series than I did going in.

Second Round Prediction: Heat sweep the Nets.
Reality: The scissors were a little bit rusty as it took Miami 5 games to cut down the Nets.
What We Learned: 
1. Lebron is doing way more than any previous player has done in any previous season by being the lead shooter, passer, rebounder, and he's counted on defending the best opposing player.
2. The Nets are in for a rough Summer where they'll try to trade Deron Williams for anything.

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#1 Indiana Pacers v. #2 Miami Heat
Can every individual Pacer get their collective shit together for a series against the two-time defending champs? Probably not. The NBA doesn't and shouldn't want a Pacers-Spurs finale. I might even choose to ignore that snore-fest.

Key Match-up To Watch: Lance Stephenson vs. Dwyane Wade. My reasoning.

My Pick: Heat in 6. I want to say sweep but the Indiana Larry Birds have proved me wrong previously.

Good luck and may all your series go to game 7's! Now, here's a photo I took of an albino deer scampering away from me. 

I mean... I don't intend to brag or anything but this Bigfoot-esque blurry shot of an albino deer is mine.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Andy Todd's NFL Mock Draft: The 1.0 and Only

I've heard rumors that next year's draft will be back at the typical time-slot of Thursday, Friday, Saturday in late April instead of the two extra weeks of meaningless speculation we've gotten this year. I very, very, very much hope this is true.

Considering I've been steamrolling out prediction pieces lately (MLB, NBA Playoffs round-by-round), I might as well cover all of the sports and give you the one and only, Andy Todd NFL Mock Draft 1.0!

1.) Houston Texans - DE Jadeveon Clowney (South Carolina)


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"I'm about to make a lot more money than you"
Current Team Depth: (DE) J.J. Watt, Tim Jamison, Jared Crick, Ricardo Matthews, Keith Browner Jr.

The Texans need three things: A Quarterback, an Offensive Tackle, and a Defensive End. If they were to trade down here (PS: I don't predict draft-day trades, that's madness), they could possibly get two picks from a team like Cleveland and cover two of those needs but, there's no chance that they would get Clowney no matter where they trade down to. They don't need a Defensive End anywhere near as much as they need a QB or OT but there's only one Jadeveon Clowney. The whispers lately say that Johnny Manziel is a possibility at #1 but here's the Texans history on drafting first overall:

2002. 1(1) - QB David Carr
2006. 1(1) - DE Mario Williams

One of those worked out really well and one of those worked out really poorly. Houston doesn't want history to repeat itself, they're taking Clowney.

2. St. Louis Rams - OLB Khalil Mack (Buffalo)


"One benefit about not going first: At least I'm not going to the place that boos their own players for getting injured"
Current Depth: (OLB) Alec Ogletree, Jo-Lonn Dunbar, Daren Bates, Ray Ray Armstrong, Phillip Steward

Khalil Mack is going to have the best career of any player drafted in this year's draft. Especially, if he ends up on the same defense as Chris Long, Robert Quinn, James Laurinaitis, and last year's first rounder, Alec Ogletree. Get ready, teams that have the NFC West on your schedule, to get annihilated. 

3. Jacksonville Jaguars - QB Johnny Manziel (Texas A&M)


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"How could I have let this happen?"
Current Depth: (QB) Chad Henne, Ricky Stanzi, Matt Scott

That caption is very much sarcastic as I believe the Jaguars have seriously improved themselves this off-season. It will be hard to pass on Sammy Watkins with Justin Blackmon potentially suspended for the entire season but, Chad Henne has done a mediocre job as a starting Quarterback and the Jaguars will be much better off if Manziel is starting week 1 next season. Everybody seems convinced that Cleveland will take Manziel but, I don't think they'll even get the chance. 

4. Cleveland Browns - QB Blake Bortles (Central Florida)


Do you think this man cares that I have him going to the franchise with the worst luck historically? Probably not.
Current Depth: (QB) Brian Hoyer, Alex Tanney, Tyler Thigpen, Vince Young

The Browns have done the best job at setting up a huge smoke-screen for covering up who they're drafting this week. This team actually made people believe that they're sticking with "Trick shot" Tanney and recent free-agent pick-ups Tyler Thigpen, and Vince Young! Very clever, Cleveland. But I know what you want at your games...


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Ok, but she probably won't be dressed like this Mid-December in Cleveland.
Lindsey. Duke. 

I'm sure Blake Bortles is a solid quarterback as well. (I wasn't too convinced from the little bit I saw of him but, I'm not an NFL Scout). The Browns come up again, late in the first round and have plenty of opportunities to take a receiver later on. Sammy Watkins begins to become the main topic of ESPN discussion overkill after this pick and Mel Kiper gets unreasonably angry.

Who was I talking about again?
5. Oakland Raiders - WR Sammy Watkins (Clemson)


Watkins was maybe the biggest benefit from his combine appearance.
Current Depth: (WR) James Jones, Denarius Moore, Rod Streater, Andre Holmes, Brice Butler, Juron Criner, Greg Jenkins, Jared Green

Calm down, Mel. There are a lot of picks in this draft particularly, where the teams simply will not be able to pass up on the talent and potential of a player. This is one of those picks. The Raiders could go QB since Schaub and McGloin aren't winning any Super Bowls any time soon. The Raiders could also go with an Offensive Tackle since that's a big need for them after losing Jared Veldheer in free agency. At the end of the day, receiving corps can always use an extra guy and Oakland doesn't have a whole lot going for them after #3 on the depth chart. I'd rather have Sammy Watkins line up as my #2 and forget about Rod Streater over time than keep the depth chart the way Oakland has it now. Also, look out for Denarius Moore trade rumors. He's not really a #1 receiver and was forced into becoming one over the past two seasons. I don't think he'd be too happy about falling to #3 on the depth chart.

6. Atlanta Falcons - OT Greg Robinson (Auburn)


"Ohh, Atlanta? Sounds promising"
Current Depth: (OT) Sam Baker, Lamar Holmes, Mike Johnson, Gabe Carimi, Ryan Schraeder, Terren Jones
Atlanta seems confident in replacing Tony Gonzalez with Levine Toilolo at Tight End so, Eric Ebron will have to wait for now. Matt Ryan wasn't just missing both of his top two receivers last season, he also was without a single good Offensive Tackle. 2008 first-rounder Sam Baker has only achieved average status and has had a disappointing up-and-down career up to this point so while he'll still be starting and a potential weakness, Robinson could man the other side to give Ryan at least a few extra seconds of breathing room.

7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - WR Mike Evans (Texas A&M)


"Welcome to Florida, buddy. Long time, no see"
Current Depth: (WR) Vincent Jackson, Eric Page, Lavelle Hawkins, Chris Owusu, Louis Murphy, Tommy Streeter, Skye Dawson, Russell Shepard
Tampa Bay's Quarterback situation is a disaster-in-waiting. Mike Glennon is on the trading block and 34-year old journeyman Josh McCown is being handed a starting job he hasn't earned. Yet, Lovie Smith seems set on keeping things this way. His second coaching stint might be a short one if this is true. With all that in mind, the other glaring need for Tampa is at Wide Receiver where they could try to re-enact the success McCown had with Alshon Jeffery and Brandon Marshall last year in Chicago, by drafting Texas A&M's Mike Evans. I don't have any clue who the #2 receiver is among this roster and that should never be a problem for an NFL team come week 1.

8. Minnesota Vikings - ILB C.J. Mosley (Alabama)


The MetroDome wasn't de-constructed, C.J. Mosley just tackled it.
Current Depth: (ILB) Audie Cole, Jasper Brinkley, Michael Mauti
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? None of the QB's outside of Manziel and Bortles are good enough to be top 10 picks and although this team did try taking Christian Ponder a full round too early, there's no reason for them to try that again. C.J. Mosley is ready to contribute to a bad defense.

9. Buffalo Bills - DT Aaron Donald (Pittsburgh)


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Aaron Donald has 2 first names and needs a nickname. I suggest "Wild Wings". Get it? Buffalo?
Current Depth: (DT) Marcell Dareus, Kyle Williams, Stefan Charles
Marcell Dareus is coming up on the final year of his rookie contract and while there have not been any signs pointing toward free agency for Dareus, it's still something that Buffalo should consider. Both Dareus and Kyle Williams were pro bowlers last season, which makes this prediction my least likely to become true. The way I see it, Buffalo loves D-Lineman more than Chris Berman loves the phrase "Circle the wagon!". Aaron Donald has to go somewhere, why not the place where he can sit a year behind expiring Marcell Dareus and 30-year old Kyle Williams and learn? (BREAKING: Marcell Dareus arrested on drug charges.)

10. Detroit Lions - OT Taylor Lewan (Michigan)


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"Derp. I'm not Jake Matthews."
Current Depth: (OT) Riley Reiff, Corey Hilliard, LaAdrian Waddle
Riley Reiff has backed up his status as a first-round draft pick about as well as Bryan Bulaga. There's still time for Reiff to turn into a nice offensive lineman but, what about the other two Tackles? Hilliard is a mediocre starter at best and Waddle is only notable for his cool first name. I'm not a big believer in teams drafting guys due to their ties to nearby colleges but, I think that the Lions will pull the rare "homegrown talent" pick here by selecting a perfect fit in Zach Lewan over the third Texas A&M alum. 

11. Tennessee Titans - CB Darqueze Dennard (Michigan State)


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Darqueze Dennard says goodbye to Michigan State fans.
Current Depth: (CB) Jason McCourty, Tommie Campbell, Blidi Wreh-Wilson, Coty Sensabaugh, Micah Pellerin, Khalid Wooten, George Baker
Replacing new Buccaneer Alterraun Verner is the only thing that makes sense for Tennessee to accomplish with the eleventh pick. This pick is a toss-up between Dennard and Oklahoma State's Justin Gilbert. From the games that I watched, Dennard seemed like a better pro prospect as he was all over the field and an unstoppable force in comparison to Gilbert. Gilbert will be great for turnovers, Dennard for everything else.

12. New York Giants - TE Eric Ebron (North Carolina)


Can Eric Ebron bring a third random Super Bowl to New York? "I don't know!" he answered.
Current Depth: (TE) Kellen Davis, Daniel Fells, Adrien Robinson, Larry Donnell
Prepare yourself, the boos will be aplenty when a New York-based team decides to select a Tight End at the draft (held in New York City), after the worst season for the Giants since 2004. Hopefully, Giants fans are smart enough to realize that Kellen Davis would hands-down be the worst starting Tight End in the NFL this year. If my prediction of Jake Matthews falling comes true, the Giants might just have to pick him. The issue is that they have a capable offensive line, which they can rely on to at least get the job done, something that they are incapable of stating about their Tight End situation.

13. St. Louis Rams - S Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Alabama) 


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Any team would love to see this multiple times per game.
Current Depth: (S) T.J. McDonald, Rodney McLeod, Matthew Daniels, Cody Davis
The Rams are set on starting Trumaine Johnson and Janoris Jenkins at Cornerback so, Justin Gilbert continues his fall as the Rams take a much-needed Safety in THE Ha Ha Clinton Dix (Read that in the way players say THE Ohio State University or THE U). Many mock drafts see this selection as a possibility and I agree with those guesses as I think Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a rare talent from Alabama as he was crazy dominant in Alabama. Clinton-Dix's teammate Dee Milliner, however, was selected ninth overall by the Jets last season and his crazy talent did not translate into the NFL his rookie season. Maybe it's the coaching, maybe it's Maybelline. Either way I'm slightly hesitant to trust Clinton-Dix on having a terrific rookie season. 

14. Chicago Bears - S Calvin Pryor (Louisville)


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Wait a minute... This looks semi-familiar...
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-Gasp- It's a sign!
Current Depth: (S) Ryan Mundy, Craig Steltz, Danny McCray, Chris Conte', M.D. Jennings, Derrick Martin, Sean Cattouse
If Calvin Pryor resembles the player I compared him to in the above photo, Chicago will be very happy and very-much win the NFC North. Sadly, I don't see all of that getting accomplished in Pryor's rookie season, nor do I see him coming close to Sherman. Calvin Pryor should be a good NFL Safety and that's an improvement over the glorified Arena League defensive backs they had starting last season. The Bears made an effort this offseason, signing three Safeties (Mundy, McCray, Jennings) but, are any of those guys really going to make your defense a top 16 defense? Probably not. Pryor is the only pick that I have in my mock draft that I think would just be dumb to pass up on if you're Chicago. 

15. Pittsburgh Steelers - OT Jake Matthews (Texas A&M)


Jake Matthews will be more than motivated by his slide down the first round.
Current Depth: (OT) Guy Whimper, Mike Adams, Marcus Gilbert, Kelvin Beachum
Replacing Emmanuel Sanders with Lance Moore and Darrius Heyward-Bey might raise the Steelers' eyebrows enough to take a receiver here (Cooks? Lee? Beckham Jr.?) but the amount of injuries that Pittsburgh has suffered on their O-line has been traumatizing to the team's success since their last super bowl appearance. Starting Center Maurkice Pouncey is the only lineman who has played consistently well also, which is a problem that needs fixing. Jake Matthews is just the guy Pittsburgh would love to have fall to them, as they would then have the perfect blocker for Ben Roethlisberger's scrambling ways and someone to help Pittsburgh have their first 1,000 yard rusher since Rashard Mendenhall (2010).

16. Dallas Cowboys - OLB Anthony Barr (UCLA)


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Anthony is "Barr" none, the biggest unknown (in terms of draft position) in this year's draft.
Current Depth: (OLB) Bruce Carter, Justin Durant, DeVonte Holloman, Jabara Williams, Quinton Spears, Cameron Lawrence, Kyle Wilber, Orie Lemon, Jonathan Stewart (Not the Carolina Running Back)
I've seen mock drafts with Anthony Barr going in the top ten. I've seen mock drafts with Anthony Barr falling out of the first round. Anthony Barr's draft stock is as big of a mystery as Teddy Bridgewater's draft stock. The former Bruins' Linebacker could be seen as a huge need/steal for the eternally 8-8 Cowboys. I like what I saw from Barr in college and think he could be a solid (though not exact) replacement for DeMarcus Ware.

17. Baltimore Ravens - OT Zack Martin (Notre Dame)


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It was oddly difficult to find a high-quality picture of Zack Martin since Notre Dame played in so many rainy games last season.
Current Depth: (OT) Eugene Monroe, Rick Wagner, David Mims
We're getting to that point in the draft where all of the Wide Receivers and Tackles start blending together and I probably have all of the positions right and players wrong. No NFL team can go into training camp with just three tackles on their roster. Plenty of "experts" see Baltimore leading the surge of selections at Wide Receiver but I think that's ridiculous considering, this team already has Torrey Smith and Anquan Boldin plus, Rick Wagner? He's not replacing Michael Oher. 

18. New York Jets - DT Ra'Shede Hageman (Minnesota)


Can't trust your defensive backs to defend the pass? Draft a Defensive Tackle who can do this.
Current Depth: (DT) Damon "Snacks" Harrison, Kenrick Ellis, T.J. Barnes
This would not be a need pick-up and more of a Rex-Ryan-loading-up-on-defensive-lineman pick. No doubt, the Jets should consider Justin Gilbert if he really does manage to fall to them but, I get a strange sensation that the Jets won't be able to stop foaming at the mouth if Hageman falls to them. It wouldn't make a ton of sense but, then again neither did Cornerback Kyle Wilson in 2010, when the team already had Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie.

19. Miami Dolphins - OT Morgan Moses (Virginia)


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That's a mighty strong beard you've got going for you there, Morgan.
Current Depth: (OT) Branden Albert, Nate Garner, Dallas Thomas, Jason Fox, Jason Weaver
Morgan Moses is an Offensive Tackle, who I admittedly know very little about. Every expert seemingly has him going to the Dolphins and I agree that they'll definitely be thinking Offensive Line this draft. Nate Garner is more of a Guard than a Tackle and Miami DOES NOT want to force a guy to change positions when Garner isn't doing a terrible job at Guard, unlike most of his teammates last year. Ryan Tannehill needs to stop getting sacked and Lamar "Turquoise Justice" Miller could have had a respectable season last year if the offensive line weren't made of test dummies. Knowshon Moreno will probably need some help as well, to avoid turning into pre-2013 Knowshon Moreno. Morgan Moses blocked for Logan Thomas in college, and that... that doesn't tell me a lot. Best of luck to you, Morgan Moses!

20. Arizona Cardinals - DT Timmy Jernigan (Florida State)


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Coming off of a BCS Championship, Timmy Jernigan could be a day one pick.
Current Depth: (DT) Dan Williams, Alameda Ta'amu, Anthony McCloud
Timmy Jernigan is the man that I have going in the first round who is most likely to slip through into day 2. Jernigan reportedly failed a drug test according to SI.com, and when you know you're about to be tested and still partake in an activity that would dilute your urine, you've shown a lack of maturity, responsibility, and, most of all, decision making. The Cardinals haven't been one to avoid character issues though (See: Tyrann Mathieu) so, Jernigan is a possibility considering their current crop of Defensive Tackles. Dan Williams was a major surprise first-round pick in 2010 and is still a surprise today, as he has yet to look like a late first-rounder. Carson Palmer isn't ready to be replaced and this team is set at Wide Receiver and Cornerback so, the big names continue their fall. Commence the NFL Network/ESPN green-room depression camera shots.

21. Green Bay Packers - DT Louis Nix III (Notre Dame)


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I am not challenging this man on anything. Ever. He's a tank.
Current Depth: (DT) B.J. Raji
That's it. The Packers, LITERALLY, have just one Defensive Tackle as of draft week. You know they're planning something. B.J. Raji re-signed to a one-year deal this off-season worth $4 million. I don't know anybody that thinks B.J. Raji should have a guaranteed contract past this season as he been on a downward spiral since Green Bay's Super Bowl run three years ago. Louis Nix III was an unstoppable beast of a football player in 2012 and was considered a definite top-3 pick. 2013 was less than stellar for Nix and he's now considered a late first-rounder or worse. It was noticeable on the field but, I think one excuse you could use in favor of Nix is that opposing Offensive Lineman no longer had to keep their eyes on Manti Te'O, thus letting them key in on Nix more than in previous seasons. He'll benefit from the Clay Matthews effect, if Matthews can stay healthy.

22. Philadelphia Eagles - WR Brandin Cooks (Oregon State)


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Hopefully, Brandin Cooks is not in any gangs.
Current Depth: (WR) Jeremy Maclin, Riley Cooper, Brad Smith, Damaris Johnson, Arrelious Benn, Jeff Maehl, Ifeanyi Momah, B.J. Cunningham, Will Murphy
DeSean Jackson is gone, being released into free agency, where he decided to sign with the division-rival Washington Redskins. Brandin Cooks is very fast and has very reliable hands. I'm calling it now, Brandin Cooks will have a better NFL career than DeSean Jackson. Riley Cooper is pretty good but not quite #1 material and Jeremy Maclin is recovering from a torn ACL. The Eagles need a safety-blanket in case one of their top two gets hurt and Brad Smith is not supposed to be a starting NFL Wide Receiver. Chip Kelly will opt to go with his former school's rival Wide Receiver out of Oregon State instead of Odell Beckham Jr..

23. Kansas City Chiefs - WR Odell Beckham Jr. (LSU)

Speaking of Odell Beckham Jr....
Current Depth: (WR) Dwayne Bowe, Donnie Avery, A.J. Jenkins, Junior Hemingway, Kyle Williams, Jerrell Jackson, Weston Dressler, Fred Williams, Frankie Hammond, Rashad Ross
Kansas City could pass up on Beckham Jr. if they so desire. A.J. Jenkins was a first-round draft pick in 2012 after all, by the San Francisco 49ers. It's strange that nobody mentions that but, watching his career constantly drive at 5 MPH is pretty depressing for Chiefs fans and I'm sure they very much embrace selecting a Wide Receiver in the first round. Beckham Jr. was highly regarded up until the combine when scouts really took notes on guys like Brandin Cooks, Cody Latimer, Marqise Lee, and Jordan Matthews. The Chiefs might even end up getting a steal in the former LSU Tiger.

24. Cincinnati Bengals - OLB Ryan Shazier (Ohio State)

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Alas, no more waiting for the former Buckeye.
Current Depth: (OLB) Vontaze Burfict, Michael Boley, Dontay Moch, Jayson DiManche, Emmanuel Lamur, Sam Montgomery, Sean Porter, Brandon Joiner, Bruce Taylor
Cincinnati has a great team except for two areas: Quarterback (so many questions about Andy Dalton) and Outside Linebacker. Burfict is great and everybody knows that by now if they watched him last season. Michael Boley is a solid fill-in veteran for a year or two and Dontay Moch is not a starter. Shazier is much needed in Cincy and they have a chance at competing even without a consistent Quarterback if they draft Shazier. It would shock me to see them go anywhere else with pick #24.

25. San Diego Chargers - CB Justin Gilbert (Oklahoma State)

I'll never forget the Oklahoma State-TCU game from last season, both teams went through at least two quarterbacks due to some fantastic defense.
Current Depth: (CB) Richard Marshall, Brandon Ghee, Crezdon Butler, Shareece Wright, Marcus Gilchrist, Marcus Cromartie, Brandon Jones, Steve Williams
The Chargers Cornerback collection is a large grouping of average or worse corners. This needs to change and San Diego's first instinct will be to go after a corner. With Justin Gilbert still on the board, this pick was easy for me to make (especially since there are no repercussions to my fake picks in this fake draft other than being mocked mercilessly for being wrong). The draft loses a potential day two story-line in "How far will Justin Gilbert fall?" but we'll all be able to still discuss Teddy Bridgewater, Derek Carr, and Carlos Hyde come day two.

26. Cleveland Browns - WR Marqise Lee (USC)

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"Cleveland!? Zoinks!"
Current Depth: (WR) Josh Gordon, Andrew Hawkins, Nate Burleson, Greg Little, Josh Cooper, Travis Benjamin, Tori Gurley, Charles Johnson, Conner Vernon
I'm not entirely convinced that all the media speculation on Cleveland wanting a receiver is real but, I'm willing to go with the flow and predict that the Browns would love to give Blake Bortles a fancy new toy in Marqise Lee to go along side the "best-thing-since-Lebron" Josh Gordon, and free-agent signees Hawkins & Burleson. Lee was going to be a top 20 pick before injuries took him out for most of the 2013 college football season. The fact that he's still considered a first-rounder after all those injuries tells you all you need to know about Marqise Lee. He's for real. Trent Richardson? Not so much. (Cleveland got this pick from Indianapolis for Trent Richardson)

27. New Orleans Saints - OT Cyrus Kouandjio (Alabama)

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Nick Saban doesn't smile at many of his players. Cyrus Kouandjio must be a special talent.
Current Depth: (OT) Zach Strief, Terron Armstead, Marcel Jones, Bryce Harris, Ty Nsekhe
The Saints are a widely successful team already so, the question for GM Mickey Loomis and company is "What can we add to win us a Super Bowl?". The answer to that question is a guy with championship experience already. Cyrus Kouandjio has been getting torn apart since giving a very disappointing showing at the combine but, he could still be picked in the first round based off of a strong resume blocking for the Crimson Tide. New Orleans needs someone on the other side of Zach Strief and Kouandjio seems like a perfect fit to New Orleans' O-Line puzzle.

28. Carolina Panthers - WR Kelvin Benjamin (Florida State)

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What other photo did you think I would use?
Current Depth: (WR) Jerricho Cotchery, Jason Avant, Tiquan Underwood, Marvin McNutt, Kealoha Pilares, Toney Clemons, Tavarres King, Brenton Bersin
After a hellish off-season, Carolina's depleted receiving corps will add a great-hands guy in Kelvin Benjamin, who will then be thrown to the wolves as the Panthers' #1 receiver immediately. Marvin McNutt (AKA: McNuttatron) was a running joke this off-season as the Panthers' #1 option but, it's time to really help Cam Newton with an actual starting-caliber Wide Receiver. 

29. New England Patriots - TE Jace Amaro (Texas Tech)

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Let's all hope Jace Amaro doesn't murder anybody.
Current Depth: (TE) Rob Gronkowski, Michael Hoomanawanui, D.J. Williams
It's only been a year since Aaron Hernandez was cut by the Patriots due to his on-going murder trial, and the Patriots are already in need of a Tight End due to Rob Gronkowski's serious injury risks that have risen over the past two seasons. Tom Brady ran out of options to throw to last season in New England. All the injuries began piling up so bad, that the Patriots re-signed Austin Collie about 100 different times. It was a train-wreck of a receiving corps and yet, they still made it to the AFC Championship game. Jace Amaro could be the one piece that Bill Belichick needs for a 4th Super Bowl ring.

30. San Francisco 49ers - DE  Kony Ealy (Missouri)

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"Excuse me while I take this."
Current Depth: (DE) Justin Smith, Ray McDonald, Tank Carradine, Tony Jerod-Eddie, Christian Tupou, Quinton Dial, Lawrence Okoye
If you don't think that the 49ers are concerned about their pass-rush with all of the Aldon Smith off-the-field issues, you're wrong. If the 49ers can't get a receiver like Benjamin, Beckham, or Cooks, they'll be forced to consider taking a Defensive End late in the first. Kony Ealy may have benefited from playing on the opposite side of Michael Sam but, there was still enough proof in the tapes that could catapult Ealy into the first round. 

31. Denver Broncos - CB Jason Verrett (TCU)

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Covering fellow first-rounder Odell Beckham Jr. this well will help assist your draft stock.
Current Depth: (CB) Aqib Talib, Chris Harris, Tony Carter, Jerome Murphy, Kayvon Webster
What do you give a team that added seemingly everything in the off-season? Another Cornerback to help them defend new in-division rivals like James Jones, Sammy Watkins, and Odell Beckham Jr.. The Broncos will make a true power move in responding to those additions with one of their own, adding a replacement for Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie in Jason Verrett. He may not start right away but, should help shore up an average collection of defensive backs.

32. Seattle Seahawks - CB Bradley Roby (Ohio State)

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This appears to be a pick-six in the above photo. Seattle always welcomes more of these.
Current Depth: (CB) Richard Sherman, Byron Maxwell, A.J. Jefferson, Phillip Adams, Jeremy Lane, Tharold Simon, Akeem Auguste, Chandler Fenner, DeShawn Shead
I made my mock draft about two weeks ago, which was before the Seahawks decided to sign ex-Viking A.J. Jefferson at Cornerback. Now, I still believe corner is a possibility and ultimately, what they will pick but, with the signing of Jefferson, it seems a lot more likely Seattle targets a Tight End like Austin Sefarian-Jenkins. Bradley Roby was a great college Cornerback and I have a hard time believing he'll fall out of the first round so, Seattle snatches him up with the last pick in the first round after losing Walter Thurmond III in free agency.

Good luck to all of your teams and please, don't bet on these picks because I think they're going to happen. I am not an expert.

Sunday, May 4, 2014

The 2014 NBA Playoffs: Round 2

My first round results and reactions are followed by previews of the upcoming second round, starting with Wizards @ Pacers (TNT 7 PM EST) and Clippers @ Thunder (TNT 9:30 PM EST)

First Round Prediction: Spurs Sweep Mavericks.
Reality: Spurs in 7.
What We Learned: 
1. Monta Ellis can go toe-to-toe with Tony Parker in a play-off game. If only Monta could be more consistently awesome, maybe the Mavs would have been able to steal game seven.
2. It's going to take a lot more from the Spurs than it did last year to make the championship.

First Round Prediction: Rockets win in 5 over Portland.
Reality: Portland wins in 6.
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"WHAAAAT?!" -drops mic-

What We Learned:
1. Kevin McHale is not the right coach for Houston, although that's not stopping the Rockets from keeping him.
2. Damian Lillard isn't just good, he's an all-star with hall of fame potential. Think about it, if he's this good after 2 years and in his first post-season, how great could he become?

Photo by: Eric Gay
#1 San Antonio Spurs v. #5 Portland Trail Blazers
The Spurs and Trail Blazers were 1A and 1B for most of the first half of this season in the West. Apparently, I had forgotten this as LaMarcus Aldridge dominated games 1 & 2 against Houston and Damian Lillard elevated himself to a new tier of point guard the rest of the series. Reminder: I picked Houston in 5. Woops. This Blazers team is the team that led the western conference alongside San Antonio. The Spurs may be tired after playing a seven-game series and when a majority of the team's players are in their 30's, that could be a serious issue against this tough match-up.

Key Match-up To Watch: Parker vs. Lillard will be fun BUT... LaMarcus Aldridge vs. Tim Duncan.

This is the defining match-up of the series. Whoever wins Aldridge vs. Duncan, will win the series. LaMarcus Aldridge is a young Tim Duncan right now and Tim Duncan is still Tim Duncan, just not as fast. Aldridge has the capability for multiple 40/20 games and Duncan could pull off 35/15 if the rest of the team is cold. The Spurs may need some help from Tiago Splitter in order to hold LaMarcus Aldridge under 30 points.

My Pick: Trail Blazers in 5. Start building the Damian Lillard statue.

On to the next one...

First Round Prediction: Thunder in 6.
Reality: Thunder in 7.
What We Learned:
1. Mike Conley is severely underrated but, Zach Randolph needs to be on the Grizzlies for them to upset a team the way I thought they would in the pre-season.
2. Russell Westbrook is an issue. An easily fixable issue that has yet to be fixed after three years. Westbrook needs to give the ball to Durant or Ibaka instead of chucking up awful prayer shots.

First Round Prediction: Clippers in 5.
Reality: Clippers in 7.
What We Learned:
1. Donald Sterling is super racist.
2. Mark Jackson might not be the answer as Warriors' head coach.

 (Photo : Reuters)
#2 Oklahoma City Thunder v. #3 Los Angeles Clippers
Is the media circus and consequential distraction completely gone from LA? If not, will it affect the team in any way? We will never know the answers to these questions and can only assume based on how the Clippers play. There are no even positional match-ups in this series except for Russell Westbrook and Chris Paul which is only even when Russell Westbrook isn't playing like a maniac. 200% effort that works 50% of the time.

Key Match-up To Watch: Kevin Durant vs. Matt Barnes. Kevin Durant had a reputation as not being mean enough on the floor until this year when he obtained an attitude that got him 15 technical fouls. It will be thrilling television to see whether or not Durant keeps up his mean streak against one of the meanest players in the league, Matt Barnes. Things could get messy and Durant could be "unreliable" at moments. (Not that I back up that Oklahoman headline in any way).

My Pick: Thunder in 7.

Now, over in the East...

First Round Prediction: Pacers in 5.
Reality: Pacers fall asleep at the wheel and it takes them seven games to take down a team that shouldn't/didn't want to be in the playoffs.
What We Learned: 
1. Home-court advantage means nothing when you suddenly implode.
2. Jeff Teague is going to be quite the NBA player.

First Round Prediction: Bulls over Wiz in 6.
Reality: The Bulls had zero offense besides that one performance from Mike Dunleavy Jr. Wizards took the series in 5.
What We Learned: 
1. It'll probably take more than just the return of Derrick Rose to put the Bulls into contention. (Carmelo Anthony, anyone?)
2. The Wizards are a force to be reckoned with when Nene' is on the floor.

(AP Photo/Doug McSchooler)
Bradley Beal struggles toward the basket as Lance Stephenson defends closely.
#1 Indiana Pacers v. #5 Washington Wizards
The Wizards, (who should really just change their name back to the Bullets as those are the Bullets jerseys they've been wearing) rolled over the Bulls in a series that everyone predicted correctly except for me. While they were resting this past week, the Pacers were STILL trying to come back from being down 2-3 in their first-round series against the Atlanta Hawks. For some reason, game 7 was when everything seemingly clicked for the Pacers as every starter performed at their highest level. The Pacers still only won by 11. Whether they play like the #1 team in the East or the team that barely got out of the first round, the Wizards present a serious challenge for this confusing team.

Key Match-up To Watch: Bradley Beal vs. Lance Stephenson. As previewed by the above picture, Beal and Stephenson are two of the more exciting players to watch in basketball. Beal, is going to be one of the best shooting guards in the league next year and Stephenson, is already referred to as "The Eighth Grader" and is the most fun player to watch right now due to his wide variety of skills and his temper.

My Pick: Wizards in 6. I wanted to say "Wizards sweep" simply because the Pacers have to be humiliated somehow, and getting taken to a game seven against the Hawks wasn't enough for me. They are ill-prepared for these playoffs and unless every game is played like a game seven, this team is toast.

On to the next one...

First Round Prediction: Heat sweep the Bobcats.
Reality: I DID IT!
What We Learned:
1. Nothing we didn't already know.

It's alright, Kyle Lowry. You did good.

First Round Prediction: Nets in 7.
Reality: I must be some sort of sorcerer or something!
What We Learned: 
1. Despite the scare, the Nets proved the theory that experience triumphs youth in moments like Sunday's Game 7.
2. Paul Pierce's reason for coming to Brooklyn? To block Kyle Lowry lay-ups.
3. Toronto's fans do translate to basketball.

(Anthony Gruppuso/USA TODAY Sports)

#2 Miami Heat v. #6 Brooklyn Nets
The Heat are young, athletic, and have had a week to rest up and face good old rivals Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett. The Nets are old. This is the first time all year where you can definitively state that the Nets wish they had Brook Lopez. Mason Plumlee was a disappointment round one versus the Raptors and only time will tell if he'll have any more success guarding Birdman and the Heat. It's the current all-stars (Wade, Bosh, James) versus the former all-stars (Williams, Pierce, Garnett). Match-ups like these are where experience means nothing (since both teams have that) and the only thing that matters is who's better prepared.

Key Match-up To Watch: Lebron James vs. Paul Pierce. Also, look out for Dwyane Wade vs. Joe Johnson as that's a match-up between two players who are really on fire when they get hot and incredibly freezing when they get cold.

My Pick: Heat sweep. Why? They've had rest, the Nets haven't.

Good luck to your teams and may all series go to Game sevens! I certainly didn't think that many would last round.