Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Andy Todd Presents: A Mock Draft to Mock (NFL Edition)

After the giant shit-storm that was the 2014 NFL Season, I was really excited to get away from football for a few months. The NFL did not comply and instead, DEMANDED sports headlines on a nightly basis whether it was Manziel rehab updates, Tim Tebow signing with the Eagles or another wacky trade rumor that turned out to be true. I tried to ignore it all, I really did. The way the Goodell-era has changed football forever is that it is now a 12-month sport that will never sit down and shut up for five seconds. This over-saturation of football news is exhausting fans and turning them off from football in favor of basketball, baseball, MMA, soccer and the somehow-less-annoying college football. The NFL is suffocating us and refuses to let go of it's stranglehold on our attention spans.

One topic that's been analyzed to death despite coming earlier than last year is the NFL Draft and I could not be less excited to do a mock draft. I have tried ignoring football so hard that I had no idea what the draft boards looked like coming into this weekend and was stunned at how many potential 1st rounders I had no clue were valued so highly (looking at you, Arik Armstead).

Well... at least I tried. Here's Andy Todd's one and only 2015 NFL Mock Draft!

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - QB Jameis Winston (Florida State)

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Current Depth: (QB) Mike Glennon, Sean Lobato 

I have been quoted as saying I would not touch Jameis Winston in the first three rounds of the draft and I am sticking to my guns on that call. He might have a strong commitment to the game and love of the sport but, turnovers are a very real problem for Jameis Squints-a-ton (I'm so original and cold-hearted). Turnovers are not a problem that just goes away (ask Jay Cutler) and speaking of things that refuse to go away, Winston's alleged rape victim is still pursuing any type of way for Winston to get punished for what he is alleged to have done to her. Add all of that up plus the poor judgement shown in his yelling-obscenities-on-the-top-of-a-lunch-table-at-school incident and you have the closest thing to a locked-in draft bust that we might ever see. Tampa Bay is desperate at Quarterback but, it is kind of astonishing to think they might be THIS desperate.

2. Tennessee Titans - QB Marcus Mariota (Oregon)


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Mariota will miss facing Pac-12 opponents but, could join Andrew Luck and Blake Bortles in the up-and-coming QB division that is the AFC South.
Current Depth: (QB) Zach Mettenberger, Charlie Whitehurst, Alex Tanney

Zach Mettenberger is not the answer to Tennessee's long-standing Quarterback woes. He threw eight touchdowns, seven interceptions and lost all six of his starts in 2014 and Tennessee needs someone better than Charlie Whitehurst (AKA: Clipboard Jesus) to compete for the starting job. Marcus Mariota has the highest ceiling of any Quarterback in the draft and the Titans would be wise to take him instead of agreeing to a wild 3-team trade that has been rumored for weeks involving them receiving Philip Rivers and Philly getting this pick. At the end of the day, I still think the Eagles find a way to get Marcus Mariota but, I'm not going to base my mock draft on anything other than the order that currently stands even though I'm sure plenty of trading will be done this Thursday.

3. Jacksonville Jaguars - WR Amari Cooper (Alabama)


Jacksonville is still one receiver away from understanding Blake Bortles' full potential
Current Depth: (WR) Allen Robinson, Marqise Lee, Allen Hurns, Ace Sanders, Tandon Doss, Bryan Walters, Arrelious Benn, Tommy Streeter, Damian Copeland, Tony Washington, Justin Blackmon (Suspended Indefinitely)

Most mocks have Oakland taking Cooper with the next pick. I am not most mock drafters. Last year, nobody had any clue who Jacksonville was thinking of taking third overall and they ended up surprising a few people (myself included) when they selected Central Florida QB Blake Bortles over Johnny Manziel, Khalil Mack and a few other notable names. Bortles' rookie season was largely buried in turnovers and he never had a chance to showcase his potential with Robinson, Lee, Hurns, Blackmon and Cecil Shorts all out for separate amounts of time. One player who is clearly a top-five talent in the draft, has no character concerns (unlike Blackmon) and stayed fairly healthy in his time at Alabama is Amari Cooper. Incomplete puzzle? meet another piece that fits perfectly.

4. Oakland Raiders - DE Leonard Williams (USC)


Williams and Justin Tuck can bond over things like their crazy face-masks.
Current Depth: (DE) C.J. Wilson, Justin Tuck, Benson Mayowa, Denico Autry, Shelby Harris

Few players drafted will fit a team more perfectly on day one than Leonard Williams in Oakland. It might be wishful thinking for Jacksonville to pass up on the USC Defensive Lineman but, Oakland has a realistic chance at getting back-to-back defensive superstars after picking Linebacker Khalil Mack fifth last year. Oakland is still a few pieces away from competing (#1 Receiver, Quarterback, O-Line, Corner) but, they could be really good in four years.

5. Washington's NFL Team - OT Brandon Scherff (Iowa)


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If the NFL dream doesn't work out, Scherff could always be the bouncer that throws dudes through the bar window.
Current Depth: (OT) Trent Williams, Tom Compton, Morgan Moses, Xavier Nixon, Ty Nsekhe, Edawn Coughman

Washington just picked up Robert Griffin III's fifth-year option and that means they plan on using the man at Quarterback for two more HEALTHY seasons. Granted, RG3 is usually his worst enemy tweaking leg injuries while scrambling but, Washington should try to help out a bit more with who's blocking for Griffin. Brandon Scherff is easily the best Offensive Lineman in this draft and could give Griffin more time to consider actually throwing the ball before taking his last forward step on an NFL field.

6. New York Jets - OLB Dante Fowler Jr. (Florida)


Look at this photo and try telling me you aren't convinced he's a top-ten draft pick.
Current Depth: (OLB) Quinton Coples, Calvin Pace, Jason Babin, Trevor Reilly, Ikemefuna Enemkpali

Gone are the days of Rex Ryan, John Idzik and empty Jet offenses. With that said, the new Jets regime will pull a trick out of the Rex Ryan book and grab the best available player, who just happens to be a defensive player. Outside of Kevin White, there aren't many picks that one could see the Jets making at #6 and their Outside Linebackers are either A) Past their prime or B) Never had a prime to pass. Coples is still a project that new Head Coach Todd Bowles should be able to get the best results out of but, Pace and Babin just don't really fit on this defense anymore.

7. Chicago Bears - DT Danny Shelton (Washington)


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Shelton is trying to become the first player to go from running a 5.6 40 time at the combine to having a successful NFL career.
Current Depth: (DT) Jeremiah Ratliff, Ego Ferguson, Will Sutton, Brandon Dunn

In one of my two "reachiest" reaches, I have Chicago filling a production-need rather than a positional need with Danny Shelton. Shelton is a run-stopper and Chicago was the worst run defense in the NFL last year. It does not get any more complicated than that except no NFL player has ever succeeded with a 5.6 40-yard dash coming into the league (I'm sure Vince Wilfork ran much slower in the past few years) and Danny Shelton's speed is a serious concern if he is not stuffing a Running Back at the line of scrimmage. 


8. Atlanta Falcons - RB Todd Gurley (Georgia)


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Atlanta stuns the league and takes Gurley despite a not-yet fully healed ACL.
Current Depth: (RB) Devonta Freeman, Antone Smith, Ronnie Wingo Jr., Jerome Smith

Atlanta still has some holes on their Offensive Line, Defensive Line and at the Linebacker position but, no position is more devoid of talent than their Running Back slot after the departure of Steven Jackson. Devonta Freeman was a major disappointment last year (his rookie year) and only averaged 3.8 yards per carry while Antone Smith continued scoring fluky touchdowns in bunches until he suffered another injury and was on IR before he had a chance to prove he could carry the load out of the backfield. Antone Smith is going to be 30 in November and Freeman does not look like anything more than a backup. Atlanta probably won't be back in the playoffs as a result of this pick but, it can't hurt their chances to take a chance on a player with a ridiculously high ceiling like Todd Gurley.

9. Giants - S Landon Collins (Alabama)


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Collins plays football like a crazy person, something the Giants are sorely missing on defense.
Current Depth: (S) Josh Gordy, Nat Berhe, Cooper Taylor, Thomas Gordon

The New York Giants Safety position has to have the weakest positional depth for any one team at any one position in the NFL. They signed former Colt Josh Gordy and are even trying to transition him from Cornerback to Safety just so they have any type of name value at the position. Landon Collins is a player that this team has not had since Jason Sehorn, a dedicated football player who comes through in the clutch.

10. St. Louis Rams - WR Kevin White (West Virginia)


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The Rams don't have a Receiver that can make the grabs Kevin White can make.
Current Depth: (WR) Brian Quick, Tavon Austin, Kenny Britt, Chris Givens, Stedman Bailey

He's the perfect fit for a team with two other Wide Receivers from West Virginia already on their football team (Austin & Bailey) but, I could totally see Kevin White being selected before pick #10 and it would surprise no one. Saint Louis has gone with a Wide Receiver early in seemingly every post-Torry Holt draft and still have no answers that have been the glue of their offense. Kevin White is a glue-all-the-pieces-together type of talent and Nick Foles or some other Quarterback will have a very fun decade ahead of them, throwing the ball to him.

11. Minnesota Vikings - DE Shane Ray (Missouri)


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Shane Ray continues the trend of DE's coming out of Missouri with two first names!
Current Depth: (DE) Everson Griffen, Brian Robison, Scott Crichton, Justin Trattou, Caesar Rayford, Leon Mackey

I do not think Shane Ray has the intangibles of a good Defensive End, he's fairly average overall. He could easily fall out of the first round if teams are very concerned with the failed drug tests in college and/or his marijuana bust the week of the draft. Watching Missouri games in 2013, I was under the impression that Michael Sam was the much more pro-ready Defensive Lineman out of Missouri but, Shane Ray doesn't have the imaginary "off-field distractions" or well... at least, he didn't until this week. I'm not sure what to think about Shane Ray or Minnesota's pick and that makes them a perfect fit in my mind. 

12. Cleveland Browns - OT T.J. Clemmings (Pittsburgh)


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The Browns' have a history of making questionable decisions with two first-round picks.
Current Depth: (OT) Joe Thomas, Mitchell Schwartz, Michael Bowie, Andrew McDonald, Ryan Seymour

The Browns are not lacking on offensive line talent but, with Alex Mack in a contract year and Joe Thomas probably getting tired of losing constantly, some hole may open up in the near future. Clemmings was the anchor of Pitt's O-Line and would be a solid replacement for anyone switching positions at the line for Cleveland.

13. New Orleans Saints - OLB Vic Beasley (Clemson)


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Vic Beasley could take command of a new Saints defense.
Current Depth: (OLB) Anthony Spencer, Junior Galette, Parys Haralson, Kasim Edebali, Ronald Powell

The Saints are in a complete (minus Drew Brees) rebuilding phase and their defense still has some major holes to be filled. Junior Galette is one of the last players New Orleans has left on their trading block and they've made that public knowledge. Vic Beasley would be an excellent replacement for any of the starting Linebacker positions on Rob Ryan's defense as his play is reminiscent of Terrell Suggs. They have five picks in the top 80 picks and I would be surprised if New Orleans doesn't walk away for a whole new look on defense. 

14. Miami Dolphins - CB Trae Waynes (Michigan State)


It is not very hard to intercept Tommy Armstrong Jr. (Nebraska) and Trae Waynes benefited in this picture.
Current Depth: (CB) Brent Grimes, Zack Bowman, Brice McCain, Jamar Taylor, Will Davis, T.J. Heath, Sammy Seamster, Lowell Rose

Kenosha Bradford's own Trae Waynes is the highest valued Cornerback in the 2015 draft and with questions surrounding players like Clemmings and Ray, Waynes could easily catapult into the top ten. Miami just lost former #3 overall pick Dion Jordan for the season and the team could really use help on that end with a defensive back or two to help fans forget the Cortland Finnegan-era. Waynes would be the second Corner out of Michigan State to be drafted in the first round in two consecutive drafts (Darqueze Dennard to Cincy last season). 

15. San Francisco 49ers - OT Andrus Peat (Stanford)


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"Ugh, the Niners?! I think I'll just retire instead."
Current Depth: (OT) Joe Staley, Anthony Davis, Erik Pears, Chris Martin (not from Coldplay)

San Francisco would be pretty wise to draft some form of defense with the 15th pick but, when's the last time their front office made a good decision? It certainly wasn't during this off-season when they fired Jim Harbaugh. Excuse my bitterness but, I really bought into this team during the Harbaugh era and they threw it all away after three NFC Championship games and one 8-8 season so, management deserves whatever disaster is headed their way this season. Andrus Peat? Oh yeah, I really think he's a nice compliment to an established offensive line and a position change might be in order if they do go through with this draft pick. 

PS: I don't hate any teams or players, I dislike poor decisions and blatant stupidity. 

16. Houston Texans - CB Jalen Collins (LSU)


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Collins only started ten games in college but, boosted his stock into the late-first to early-second round range.
Current Depth: (CB) Johnathan Joseph, Kareem Jackson, A.J. Bouye, Andre Hal, Jumal Rolle, Darryl Morris, Charles James

Houston's Cornerbacks were the one thing holding back their defense from greatness last season and with fellow defensive back D.J. Swearinger supposedly on the trading block, it's clear that this is a position Bill O'Brien would like to see changed up a tad on his team. There is not a Quarterback worth taking in the first round after Winston or Mariota and I'm sure Houston would consider Brett Hundley in the second round but, they would be crazy to make that reach this soon in the draft. Collins has some experience but, may need time to fully adjust to the NFL which is why the team still has Joseph and Jackson to man down the position temporarily.

17. San Diego Chargers - OLB Randy Gregory (Nebraska)


Randy Gregory is a perfect fit for any scheme as he is the most versatile defensive player available this year.
Current Depth: (OLB) Melvin Ingram, Jeremiah Attaochu, Cordarro Law, Tourek Williams

San Diego's linebacking depth is some of the worst in the NFL and if Randy Gregory is available, he's a lock to get taken by the Chargers here. Gregory is a pass-rusher (something the Chargers need), a Linebacker (something the Chargers need) and possibly also a good Defensive End (something the Chargers sort of need). Randy Gregory could fit on any team he gets picked and he just happens to be a mammoth of a talent with his only red flag being a failed drug test sometime during the pre-draft process. It's sort of concerning to see so many players failing drug tests recently (Dion Jordan, Shane Ray, Jalen Collins) but, this has happened to players and never been a problem again in some cases (okay, I can't think of any)

18. Kansas City Chiefs - CB Kevin Johnson (Wake Forest)

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AFTER THREE YEARS OF REMAINING FAIRLY ANONYMOUS, jOHNSON WILL MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF AS A FIRST-ROUND DRAFT PICK.
Current Depth: (CB) Sean Smith, Marcus Cooper, Phillip Gaines, Jamell Fleming, Aaron Hester, Shaquille Richardson, Deji Olatoye

Kansas City is still looking to replace 2014-exit Brandon Flowers and is probably one defensive back away from making it back into the postseason. Kevin Johnson is a player that I admittedly know very little about (who watches Wake Forest football games religiously?) but, I love what I've seen in clips and the competitiveness he exhibits constantly. Johnson will be an improvement over any Corner not named Sean Smith that Kansas City presently rosters and he shall create turnovers very early on.

19. Cleveland Browns - DT Arik Armstead (Oregon)

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Armstead was the quiet leader of last season's runner-up Oregon Ducks' defense.
Current Depth: (DT) Phil Taylor, John Hughes

Cleveland has not had luck drafting offensive players since their football team returned in 1998 and they will try to avoid drafting another Manziel-Weeden-Trent Richardson-Braylon Edwards. The best way to avoid a disaster pick is by trading out of the 12th and 19th spots (something they will likely do) or by going with quieter less-discussed positions in the trenches like on the O-line (T.J. Clemmings going 12th) and the D-line (Armstead). Arik Armstead never struck me as a dominant player but, he also never made any glaring errors along with his zero highlights (minus the one shown in the picture above where Jameis Winston ran backwards about 30 yards).

20. Philadelphia Eagles - WR Dorial Green-Beckham (Missouri)

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Even Dorial is confused about what I'm doing here.
Current Depth: (WR) Jordan Matthews, Riley Cooper, Miles Austin, Josh Huff, Seyi Ajirotutu, Will Murphy, Quron Pratt

There's pretty much a 0% chance Chip Kelly stays with this pick and I'm just putting Dorial Green-Beckham here because he is a great talent with off-field questions and some team will be crazy enough to take a chance on Green-Beckham that has a decent chance of working out. I just don't see it being Philadelphia that takes the chance.

Wait, why did I pick him here? Maybe he'll go twentieth, I don't know. 

21. Cincinnati Bengals - WR Devante Parker (Louisville)

Devante Parker could fill the hole opposite of A.J. Green on the field.
Current Depth: (WR) A.J. Green, Mohamed Sanu, Marvin Jones, Denarius Moore, James Wright, Brandon Tate, Cobi Hamilton

The Bengals probably aren't looking at their draft board and saying "our most pressing need is at wide receiver". However, if Devante Parker falls outside of the top 20, Cincy is a guarantee to take this explosive ex-target of Teddy Bridgewater. One concern with Parker might be health as he missed half of his 2014 season and still managed to put up some crazy impressive numbers for the few games he did play. 

22. Pittsburgh Steelers - DT Malcom Brown (Texas)

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Not to be confused with Texas Running Back Malcolm Brown, another 2015 draft prospect.
Current Depth: (DT) Steve McClendon, Daniel McCullers

Dick LeBeau is no longer the defensive coordinator for the Steelers and the team also lost Brett Kiesel, Troy Polamalu and Ike Taylor. 2015 will be a year of Pittsburgh building a new identity as a defense and as a football team. Don't be surprised if they trade down from this pick for more picks in order to create some depth on their roster. Defensive Tackle has quietly been a position of weakness for many years on Mike Tomlin's team and they need a guy that can stuff the Justin Forsetts and Jeremy Hills of the world at the line of scrimmage. Malcom Brown is the perfect Steeler.

23. Detroit Lions - DT Michael Bennett (Ohio State)

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Bennett is the Defensive Tackle with the strongest ability to get to the Quarterback.
Current Depth: (DT) Haloti Ngata, Tyrunn Walker, Caraun Reid, Xavier Proctor, Jermelle Cudjo, Kerry Hyder, Roy Philon

After a 4-game suspension served at the end of the 2014 season, Haloti Ngata really made it seem like he would consider retiring this off-season. Luckily for Detroit, they avoided a complete disaster by replacing Ndamukong Suh and Nick Fairley with Haloti Ngata. Now, they just need to find a second Defensive Tackle if they want to stick with their current scheme. Michael Bennett is very much a Nick Fairley-type in that his pass rushing skills are the strongest at his position in the draft. One big difference for Detroit, hopefully, is the work ethic executed day-to-day by Bennett where that's the one thing that sent Fairley out of Detroit to St. Louis this off-season.

24. Arizona Cardinals - DT Eddie Goldman (Florida State)

Eddie Goldman wore gold in college so, I suppose he'll have to change his name to Eddie Redman. He could also go with the awesome one name of "Reddieman".
Current Depth: (DT) Alameda Ta'amu

Arizona finally put themselves out of the misery that was owning up to that lame high draft pick of Dan Williams this offseason and let him walk in free agency. Now, the Cardinals have the potential to make things right and draft a guy up the middle to fulfill there defense a whole. The team currently rosters just one unknown D-tackle with very little experience and Goldman would at least give them a name at the position as the run on Defensive Tackles continues.

25. Carolina Panthers - RB Melvin Gordon (Wisconsin)

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Gordon led the nation with 2.587 rushing yards in 2014
Current Depth: (RB) Jonathan Stewart, Jordan Todman, Fozzy Whittaker, Darrin Reaves

Melvin Gordon probably won't fall all the way to the 25th pick but, if he does, Carolina should not even question the choice and consider themselves fortunate enough to select him. There's going to be a dramatic change for Gordon between going from rushing behind Wisconsin's offensive line to rushing behind failed starters like Michael Oher and Jonathan Martin. No matter what, Gordon is clearly the most explosive Running Back on Carolina's roster if they do indeed draft him. An explosive back was the one thing keeping Carolina from being a .500 team last year.

26. Baltimore Ravens - CB Marcus Peters (Washington)

For the second time in four years, the Ravens are still looking for that next great Cornerback prospect.
Current Depth: (CB) Lardarius Webb, Jimmy Smith, Asa Jackson, Anthony Levine, Rashaan Melvin, Tramain Jacobs, Quinton Pointer, Chris Greenwood

Baltimore did not waste any time replacing Ray Lewis with C.J. Mosley last year. At Cornerback, they are still trying to find the next Chris McAllister seven years after they let him go. With the mass of injuries being as large as it was in the Ravens' defensive backfield last season, they discovered that they had no real depth past their starting lineup. Marcus Peters is a coverage corner who will force his way into a starting lineup early and could be another Lardarius Webb at least.

27. Dallas Cowboys - RB Tevin Coleman (Indiana)

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Dallas is the team most in desperate need of a Running Back.
Current Depth: (RB) Joseph Randle, Darren McFadden, Lance Dunbar, Ryan Williams

Losing DeMarco Murray leaves some irreparable damage to Jerry Jones's offense. The team is now stuck with the overvalued walking corpse of Darren McFadden, and the untrustworthy cologne/underwear thief Joseph Randle. The Cowboys are a bizarre roster right now and Tevin Coleman would be a bit of a reach but, a safe pick for their needs.

28. Denver Broncos - OT Ereck Flowers (Miami [FL])

Not to be confused with former Buffalo Bill draft bust DE Eric Flowers, THIS is Ereck Flowers.
Current Depth: (OT) Ryan Clady, Chris Clark, Michael Schofield

Hmm... a 39-year old Quarterback without a full offensive line? Let's ask Brett Favre how that works out. If the Broncos want any shot at winning the Super Bowl, they'll take one of the available Offensive Lineman here (Cameron Erving, D.J. Humphries, La'El Collins, Flowers). I have them taking Flowers pretty much on a coin-flip versus Humphries from Florida. Flowers' stock is supposedly rising and he seems to be the most dedicated to succeed among the Offensive Tackles available.

29. Indianapolis Colts - OT La'el Collins (LSU)

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Collins was an absolute stud in the SEC, blocking for many future NFL players.
Current Depth: (OT) Anthony Castonzo, Gosder Cherilus, Ulrick John, Tyler Hoover, Matt Hall

There are no first-round caliber Defensive Tackles left on the board and the Colts sorely need some run blocking so, as long as La'el Collins is only being questioned about a murder and is not in any way suspected to have been the cause, he could become the steal of the first round for Indianapolis and what gets them to their first Andrew Luck-era Super Bowl. Collins was part of an LSU Tiger offense stacked with future NFL talents including Jeremy Hill, Alfred Blue, Odell Beckham Jr., Jarvis Landry and Zach Mettenberger. Now, we'll get to see if the talent was more with those around him or if he was the main reason for some of their successes. 

30. Green Bay Packers - MLB Benardrick McKinney (Mississippi State)

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McKinney is seen here tackling a teammate of the previous pick, La'el Collins.
Current Depth: (MLB) Sam Barrington, Carl Bradford, Josh Francis, Joe Thomas

That is LITERALLY Green Bay's Middle Linebacker corps right now. That is right up there with Giants' safeties in terms of positional weakness. Barrington is a work-in-progress and definitely should not be starting this season. I suppose it wouldn't be astonishing to see the Packers take a corner here after losing Tramon Williams (Browns) and Davon House (Jaguars) in free agency but, Linebacker is such a blatantly obvious need that they may need to trade up just to avoid not getting one of Bernadrick McKinney/Eric Kendricks. McKinney was an outstanding run-stopper for the Bulldogs of Mississippi State and was a huge reason Dak Prescott got the amount of love he did last season when the team went on their hot streak.

31. New Orleans Saints - CB Ronald Darby (Florida State)

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Look out, he's running right out of the computer towards you!
Current Depth: (CB) Keenan Lewis, Brandon Browner, Kyle Wilson, Stanley Jean-Baptiste, Brian Dixon, Terrence Frederick, Delvin Breaux

Corner might not be the biggest position of need on New Orleans' defense but, it's certainly one of the needs. Darby is an undersized corner who never really faced any major challenges of NFL proportions in college. Ronald Darby was still a standout Cornerback who Quarterbacks avoided, especially during Florida State's Championship run of 2013-14. He would be learning behind two of the more underrated at his position in the league in Keenan Lewis and Brandon Browner and this is the perfect team for him without a ton of responsibility his rookie season.

32. New England Patriots - MLB Paul Dawson (TCU)

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I just had to remind Bo Wallace of how terrible this game was for Ole Miss.
Current Depth: (MLB) Jerod Mayo, Chris White, James Morris, Deontae Skinner

After tearing a pectoral muscle and a patellar tendon in back-to-back seasons, New England will obviously be on the lookout for another big man to plug in next to or behind Jerod Mayo. Bill Belichick once coached a defense with Mike Vrabel, Ted Johnson and Roman Phifer at Middle Linebacker, he'll certainly be able to handle a Mayo/Dawson combination. Why not Eric Kendricks? I watched an unusual amount of TCU football games last year and Paul Dawson was above average at covering receivers and would bring athleticism in that aspect that Jerod Mayo is no longer able to. Kendricks is terrific and will be a huge steal early in the second, don't get me wrong.

Good luck to your team and may you all enjoy the draft while booing Roger Goodell in Chicago, at home, at the bar, or into your car radio! just make sure to not throw any full cans of anything at your television screen!

Saturday, April 18, 2015

The 2015 NBA Playoffs: Round 1

Remember when Mark Jackson and Mike Brown coached the Warriors and Cavaliers? It seems like so long ago and yet, we are only one year removed from those both being the case. Alas, here we are in the year 2015 and the two favorites to win the championship are the now Steve Kerr-coached Golden State Warriors and the now David Blatt-coached Cleveland Cavaliers. That might seem ridiculous but, considering the weakness of Cleveland's conference and the fact that Kerr helped Golden State to a franchise-best 67-15 record, first year coaches seem stronger than ever. Maybe next year we shouldn't take for granted how quickly the NBA's teams can turn around with one or two simple transactions.

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It will be much harder for Tyreke Evans to approach triple-doubles against Golden State.

#1 Golden State Warriors v. #8 New Orleans Pelicans
I'm not sure anybody has Anthony "The Brow" Davis getting swept in the first round because he is one of the freakiest freak specimens to ever play basketball and is coming off an all-time great regular season. Also, Omer Asik is pretty comparable to Andrew Bogut defensively from a skill standpoint and Tyreke Evans has become an afterthought even though he consistently got close to triple-doubles once Davis got injured and even continued after Davis returned. Can Tyreke continue his hot streak? Can the Pelicans ride their adrenaline after beating the Spurs on the final night of the season to clinch a playoff spot? YES. This series is going to be surprisingly close the way last year's 1-8 match-up in the West was super close (Spurs beat Mavs in 7).

Key Match-up To Watch: The Unibrow vs. Andrew Bogut & David Lee.

All eyes are on Anthony Davis every time he steps foot on a basketball court and even though Stephen Curry is one of the three best shooters in NBA history, Davis will command more attention from the opposing defense.

My Pick: Warriors in 7.

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Chandler Parsons gets to play against the team he played for in his first three NBA seasons
#2 Houston Rockets v. #7 Dallas Mavericks
It's Playoff Rondo time! and if you cannot sense the sarcasm in that sentence, you need to watch more Mavericks games with Rajon Rondo on the court. Houston is not as deep in talent as they were even a month ago as Point Guard Pat Beverley and Power Forward Donatas Motiejunas are both going to miss the entirety of the postseason due to injuries. Dallas has a nice starting five and a barren bench so this is a fairly even match-up.

Key Match-up To Watch: Dwight Howard vs. Tyson Chandler.

Dwight has not had a good test yet from an opposing Center after returning from injury. Tyson Chandler is still a stalwart defensive player and will make Howard's life a living hell this series.

My Pick: Rockets in 6.

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Tony Parker parts his way through the Clipper Sea. 
#3 Los Angeles Clippers v. #6 San Antonio Spurs
The Clippers landed into the same seeding they had last year but, this time they are underdogs. I suppose facing the defending champs that were the #2 team headed into the final game of the season would make LA underdogs in this one but, it still looks strange on paper. Get ready for a wild series that will hopefully end with one team blowing apart their entire nucleus (Duncan, Manu retirements? Blake, DeAndre and/or CP3 on the way out?).

Key Match-up To Watch: Ultra-physical DeAndre Jordan vs. Brilliant silent assassin Tim Duncan.

Father Time is currently sporting a 1 trillion and one win-loss record with the one loss going to Duncan as he is still playing at an All-NBA level in his late thirties. How often will Gregg Popovich go to Hack-a-DeAndre strategy? Probably quite often as most games will be very close in the series. There is not a more exciting Center to watch on defense than DeAndre Jordan and there is not a more-trusted big man in these playoffs than Duncan. I have no idea who will be stopping whom.

My Pick: At the start of the year, I picked the Clippers to win the Finals but, plenty has changed and I am now taking the Spurs in 6.

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Former Trailblazer Zach Randolph will face former teammate LaMarcus Aldridge in the paint.
#4 Portland Trailblazers v. #5 Memphis Grizzlies
Both 4 v. 5 match-ups are pretty unpredictable as they should always be. There's not a seriously uneven match-up anywhere on the floor except for the good Robin Lopez versus elite Marc Gasol Center match-up. Memphis finished with the better win-loss record and Portland received the fourth seed thanks to a terrible rule where winning their division locked them into a top-four seeding. The most interesting person on the court will ultimately be Jeff Green (Memphis's Small Forward) and his here-one-day, gone-the-next offense. Green's consistency will decide this series.

Key Match-up To Watch: Damian Lillard vs. Mike Conley Jr.

Lillard has no defensive ability whatsoever and can really be spotty on offense. He could go 1/17 shooting and it wouldn't shock me, he could score 50 and it wouldn't surprise me. Conley is consistently good at everything and great at nothing. Conley is also coming off an injury that hampered his performance the last few weeks of the regular season. It will be very interesting to see these two battle and cross each other over.

My Pick: Grizzlies in 7.

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Kyle Korver can work on his passing game in a series with very little competition.
 #1 Atlanta Hawks v. #8 Brooklyn Nets
It's a joke that the 7 & 8 seeds in the East are even in the playoffs. Brooklyn has some quality players but Atlanta has a great cohesive unit of a team. I hope every game besides one (the clincher) is aired on NBA TV so I can properly ignore it.

Key Match-up To Watch: Jeff Teague v. Deron Williams

But seriously, I can't give you many reasons to watch this series.

My Pick: Hawks pull out the brooms and sweep the Nets.

The Celtics sneaked their way into the playoffs thanks to surprises like Jae Crowder.
#2 Cleveland Cavaliers v. #7 Boston Celtics
It should be entertaining to watch Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love make their postseason debuts and it is also Brad Stevens' first attempt at a playoff mega-upset. It won't be that close of a series but, that doesn't mean it should be a complete snooze-fest.

Key Match-up To Watch: Avery Bradley vs. Kyrie Irving.

Kyrie is one of the league's best shooting Point Guards (though clearly not THE best) and he is one of the best ball-handlers as well. Avery Bradley is widely regarded as a major factor on defense and I would be surprised to see Irving breaking his ankles in this series.

My Pick: Cavaliers sweep the Celtics in 4.

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Derrick Rose being active creates a mismatch for the Bucks' otherwise thriving defense.
#3 Chicago Bulls v. #6 Milwaukee Bucks
The battle of the Wisconsin-Illinois border. The most important player in this series is Joakim Noah and do not underestimate his ability to take over without a dominant big anywhere to be found in Milwaukee. Derrick Rose still has not changed his giving-it-110% playing style and Jimmy Butler went from All-Star to most overrated player during the last couple of months. Pau Gasol should also have a field day as he has put up forty points in a meeting with Milwaukee earlier in the season. This will be the first playoff series for many Buck players like Giannis Antetokounmpo and Michael Carter-Williams and it will be a nice learning experience win or lose.

Key Match-up To Watch: Jason Kidd vs. Tom Thibodeau.

Both head coaches either have the perfect defensive schemes or they have the perfect defensive mindsets on staff. Kidd is going to do some weird stuff with his lineups, Giannis at Center? MCW as a Forward? Anything is possible for the team going against 4 current or former All-Stars.

My Pick: Bulls in 5.

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Jonas Valanciunas has to prove himself as a higher-tier Center this postseason.
#4 Toronto Raptors v. #5 Washington Wizards
In yet another unpredictable 4 vs. 5 series, Toronto started the year as an Eastern Conference favorite with a realistic shot at the title. That all went up in flames when Kyle Lowry started to get exhausted much easier and DeMar DeRozan stopped playing very good consistently. Washington was viewed in a similar light for much of the season until Head Coach Randy Wittman showed his true coaching colors and left the court early in a loss amid a second-half collapse that never ended.

Key Match-up To Watch: Kyle Lowry v. John Wall.

In a Point Guard-heavy league, Lowry and Wall are two of the more under-appreciated ones to command an offense. Wall is one of the fastest players in the NBA and Lowry will have a real challenge keeping up with the former Kentucky one-and-doner.

My Pick: Raptors in 6? Don't quite have a read on this one.

MY FINALS PICK AT THE MOMENT: Spurs over Cavs in 7.

This will obviously change every round unless my thoughts on the first round turn out to be true. I'm not betting against the Spurs because it would be just plain stupid to not pick them when they have proven me wrong so many times before.

I hope you enjoy the first round and all series' go to game sevens!

Thursday, April 16, 2015

2014-2015 NBA Wrap-Up

What a tremendous season of basketball. Seemingly each night there was a different competitive game of interest on television, whether it involved the ever-changing seeding in the Western Conference or the tankapalooza epidemic that took over the Lakers, Knicks, 76ers and Timberwolves' seasons along with Miami playing four of their players all 48 minutes in the final game of the season in order for them to get the tenth pick in the draft (even though they still won!). My mind was changed weekly on who should win each of the NBA's awards and I was not alone. Really, how could I be when James Harden and Stephen Curry alternated 40-point games constantly?

Speaking of my mind, here is what my stupid mind thought at the beginning of this season and here are how things really shaped out...

2014-15 Predictions
Western Conference
1. San Antonio Spurs
2. Oklahoma City Thunder
3. Los Angeles Clippers
4. Golden State Warriors
5. Portland Trail Blazers
6. Houston Rockets
7. Dallas Mavericks
8. Memphis Grizzlies
9. Phoenix Suns
10. New Orleans Pelicans
11. Los Angeles Lakers
12. Sacramento Kings
13. Denver Nuggets
14. Minnesota Timberwolves
15. Utah Jazz

Eastern Conference
1. Cleveland Cavaliers
2. Chicago Bulls
3. Washington Wizards
4. Miami Heat
5. Toronto Raptors
6. Atlanta Hawks
7. Charlotte Hornets
8. Brooklyn Nets
9. New York Knicks
10. Indiana Pacers
11. Detroit Pistons
12. Orlando Magic
13. Milwaukee Bucks
14. Boston Celtics
15. Philadelphia 76ers

Reality
Western Conference
1. Golden State Warriors
2. Houston Rockets
3. Los Angeles Clippers
4. Portland Trailblazers (although they should really have been 6th based on record)
5. Memphis Grizzlies
6. San Antonio Spurs
7. Dallas Mavericks
8. New Orleans Pelicans
9. Oklahoma City Thunder
10. Phoenix Suns
11. Utah Jazz
12. Denver Nuggets
13. Sacramento Kings
14. Los Angeles Lakers
15. Minnesota Timberwolves

Eastern Conference
1. Atlanta Hawks
2. Cleveland Cavaliers
3. Chicago Bulls
4. Toronto Raptors
5. Washington Wizards
6. Milwaukee Bucks
7. Boston Celtics
8. Brooklyn Nets
9. Indiana Pacers
10. Miami Heat
11. Charlotte Hornets
12. Detroit Pistons
13. Orlando Magic
14. Philadelphia 76ers
15. New York Knicks

I got 3/15 standing positions correct. That's like a score I would get if you asked me to do a test on a college science course right now without prior warning or (based on my track record with science) with warning. 

Meanwhile, some funky stuff always goes down at the end of the year with my roster rankings. For instance, Lance Stephenson was SUPPOSED to be the second best player on the Charlotte Hornets AHEAD of Kemba Walker. Stephenson went on to become the Most Devalued Player in the NBA and led the Hornets down a disappointing 33-49 road. I also had Derrick Rose as the second most valuable player on the Bulls but, he ended up re-injuring his leg and even though it didn't cost him much time, he still wasn't the former MVP we have seen in the past. Kevin Love ended up being a much quieter Kevin Love that was used like Channing Frye instead of the superstar that average 25 and 10 in Minnesota. Dirk Nowitzki is officially washed up so his #1 ranking on the Mavs roster was a mistake. Did I really put Dwight Howard above James Harden on the Rockets rakings? Moving on...

I also made some award predictions, let's see how those opinions have changed.

Original MVP: Lebron James
Nobody could blame me for choosing the three-time MVP and two-time champion ANNND the undisputed best player in the world to win MVP again but, he got "tired" and took a two week vacation while Cleveland improved the team around him and that will end up costing him the MVP award this year.
MVP Ballot: 1. James Harden 2. Stephen Curry 3. Russell Westbrook

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 Stephen Curry is going to get this award because he was the best basketball player this season. I'm giving it to Houston's James Harden because his All-Star big man, Dwight Howard, missed 41 games and Houston was not very deep in talent otherwise. With all of that plus Patrick Beverley and Donatas Motiejunas's late-season injuries, the Rockets still locked up the 2-seed thanks to James Harden's MVP-caliber season.

Original ROTY: Jabari Parker
Jabari was lost for the season due to a torn ACL in the Milwaukee Bucks' 25th game of the season. He does not have a chance at this award as a result.

ROTY Ballot: 1. Andrew Wiggins 2. Nerlens Noel 3. Nikola Mirotic'

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There were two healthy rookies that were unquestionably ahead of the rest of the class, Jabari Parker and Andrew Wiggins. "Maple Jordan", as they refer to him in Canada, ended up averaging a flashy 16.9 PPG along with 4.6 RPG and 2.1 APG. The dude is nowhere near his peak yet and looks like he's a year or two away from an All-Star team.

Original DPOTY: Dwight Howard
Dwight also missed a large portion of the season (50%) and has no chance at the Defensive Player of the Year.

DPOTY Ballot: 1. DeAndre Jordan 2. Draymond Green 3. Anthony Davis

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This award could go to either Jordan or Green and I gave it to Green based on the eye test plus statistics all telling me that he was the most dominant defensive force in the Association this season. DeAndre Jordan led the league in Defensive Win Shares (5.4) and dominated in Blake Griffin's absence for about a third of the season with an impressive 15 rebounds per game.

Original 6th Man: Isaiah Thomas
Being traded from Phoenix to Boston actually boosted Thomas's odds halfway through the season and he has a very strong case for the best backup award.

6th Man Ballot: 1. Lou Williams 2. Isaiah Thomas 3. Jamal Crawford
The Jamal Crawford Award is a strange award for a few reasons, A. It is not named after Jamal Crawford yet. B. It's an award for a backup that will likely play more minutes than many starters (Manu Ginobili) C. It can only be given to players who have started forty games or less when really, it should be more around 20 since the stats everyone pays attention to in the NBA would be very different between a 20-game starter and a 40-game starter. The award just shouldn't exist outside of team locker rooms. Lou Williams gets my vote since he averaged over 15 points per game and there aren't many candidates.

Original Coach of the Year: David Blatt
Blatt is a puppet controlled by Lebron until further notice.

COTY Ballot: 1. Mike Budenholzer 2. Steve Kerr 3. Brad Stevens
67 wins as a rookie coach will likely get Kerr this award but, Budenholzer had so much less to work with in terms of depth and superduperstar power. There are no NBA superstars (All-Stars don't count) in Atlanta. Golden State has two players (Klay Thompson & Steph Curry) that are better than any player on the Hawks, who also reached 60 wins. Pretty much every award has a Warrior nominated and I'm not sure I want to give them any awards because everything was TOO perfect this season. I fully expected these guys to put up a season like this eventually just not so soon. Mark Jackson was a garbage NBA head coach and Steve Kerr is great but not the best. Budenholzer's team has no holes headed into the postseason thanks to great coaching and complete health (outside of Thabo Sefolosha). They are tremendous on both sides of the ball and player's that have been around for years (Millsap, Korver, Teague, Carroll) all had the best years of their careers. Curry, Thompson, Barnes and Green might not have even peaked yet. The Warriors will get their chance.

Sorry, Steve.

Original Most Improved: Victor Oladipo
Oladipo was only much better in defense and scoring but his rebounds, steals and blocks were pretty much identical to last year. I was booking on Oladipo being a lesser Dwyane Wade when really, I'm seeing a much better Ben Gordon (don't sleep on his mid-00's stretch). One other problem is that his singing actually got worse than it used to be as made evident at this year's Slam Dunk Contest. He has no chance.

Most Improved Ballot: 1. Jimmy Butler 2. Draymond Green 3. Klay Thompson
No idea where to go with this one. Previously, Butler was only a defensive stopper and now, he's an All-Star. That was seen coming by nobody. Draymond Green went from being an average dude to an above-average offensive player and a stellar defensive player. Klay Thompson went from being a good shooter to a terrific shooter and an MVP candidate over the first two months of the season.

Fun stuff. NBA Round 1 preview coming soon...

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

My 2015 MLB Preview

Sorry for the wait but, with March Madness being so mad and hectic and all technology in my house failing me over the past month, I've been slightly preoccupied. Since we're still in the first week of a 162-game season, I figured it's fair for me to reveal my baseball picks after a handful of games and the weird Craig Kimbrel and trash for prospects and more trash trade.

AL East
Toronto Blue Jays 89-73
Baltimore Orioles 86-76
Boston Red Sox 85-77
New York Yankees 79-83
Tampa Bay Rays 71-91

I feel weird going from placing Toronto in last during last year's prediction/preview piece to placing them in first this year. That said, the team has experienced some major turnover this off-season. Decent hitting Catcher Dioner Navarro is now the most valuable backup backstop in all of Major League Baseball with the acquisition of stellar defensive Catcher Russell Martin. Marcus Stroman may have been lost for the season but, thanks to Brett Cecil's closing ability, Aaron Sanchez is taking Stroman's place in the rotation and should fit right in. The biggest move of all was swapping perennial injury-risk 3B Brett Lawrie for Oakland's powerful All-Star 3B Josh Donaldson. Remember how bleak and uneventful Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion's careers were before coming to Toronto? Yeah, Donaldson is going to be HUGE this year. Baltimore has a weird obsession with starting Ubaldo Jimenez simply because they are paying him substantially more than Kevin Gausman and they will pay (in more ways than one) for that decision if they don't change their minds quickly. Boston has a fun and exciting, playoff-ready lineup with Mookie Betts starting in Center and Pablo Sandoval and Hanley Ramirez being signed during the Winter. The one thing keeping me from catapulting Boston to that next level is their shaky rotation (Clay Buchholz, Wade Miley, wildly overpaid Rick Porcello, Justin Masterson and Joe Kelly). There is no clear ace in that staff and while one might emerge, I find it a lot more likely that at least two will turn out to be disastrous. Plus, I really do not think they will trade for Cole Hamels at the Deadline. That can wait until the next off-season. The Yankees will get an early surge from A-Rod's return but he will taper off just like all the other 30-year old batters in their lineup (AKA: everyone not named Didi Gregorius). Tampa seems like they are a year away from something big. They have most of a pitching staff (Matt Moore is still recovering from Tommy John Surgery) and they are at least trying younger players in their lineup (Nick Franklin, Kevin Kiermaier, Steven Souza Jr.) but, as long as John Jaso is a key part of your offense, you should be a bad team. It's proven by science.

Fake Andy Todd Awards!!!
Division MVP: New Blue Jay Third Baseman Josh Donaldson
Division Rookie of the Year: Reliever-turned-Starter Aaron Sanchez, also of Toronto.
Division Cy Young Winner: I don't think Yankee Michael Pineda's 2014 was a fluke. In the worst pitching division by far, I'll take my chances with picking him.
The Sudden Collapse Award: Yankee Masahiro Tanaka will not live up to his pre-surgery performance and New York will regret rushing him back.

Josh Donaldson is my pick for the AL's MVP this year.

AL Central
Cleveland Indians 92-70
Detroit Tigers 85-77
Kansas City Royals 82-80
Chicago White Sox 75-87
Minnesota Twins 72-90

Sports Illustrated picked the Cleveland Indians to win the World Series in their official preview of the 2015 MLB season. I, like many, scoffed at the idea that this team with no real playoff experience (outside of manager Terry Francona) could even make the ALCS. Shortly after, I looked at their roster and thought "Oh. This isn't a totally ridiculous assumption to make". Brandon Moss hit 30 homers in Oakland so he should easily challenge 35 in Cleveland. Corey Kluber is the defending AL Cy Young Award winner and Carlos Carrasco pitched like a Cy Young candidate in the second half of the 2014 season. T.J. House is a sleeper fantasy pick. Michael Brantley was an MVP candidate last season and Yan Gomes is the American League's best Catcher. What's not to like? Well, Michael Bourn (batted .257 in 2014) is batting lead-off but, that shouldn't hurt too much. Detroit is already regretting the Justin Verlander contract that should pretty much eliminate them from all future contention UNLESS, Yoenis Cespedes turns into the MVP candidate we've all been hearing about for the last three seasons. FDI (For Detroit's Information): Alfredo Simon and Shane Greene are not Doug Fister and Max Scherzer. Kansas City's World Series run last year was one of the flukier postseason runs in Major League history and the Royals are obvious regression candidates. The White Sox added another ace (Jeff Samardzija), bringing that total up to two for them (Chris Sale being the other). Don't sleep on Jose Quintana either! The White Sox offense is still a piece or two away from being playoff-ready. Meanwhile, across my border (Wisconsin is next to Minnesota for those of you readers that are geographically challenged), the Minnesota Twins are still just a one-pitcher franchise (Phil Hughes) with no clear star bats although, they do have intriguing youngsters in Kennys Vargas and Danny Santana. Byron Buxton and Miguel Sano should tear the non-existent roof off of their stadium this September and with Alex Meyer, Jose Berrios and Kohl Stewart coming up through the Twins' system, Phil Hughes won't be lonely forever.

Fake Andy Todd Awards!!!
Division MVP: White Sox 1B Jose Abreu won't get the wins but, his stats will overshadow pretty much everyone else's in the Central.
Division Rookie of the Year: Micah Johnson could be a nice fantasy sleeper at second for Chicago but, Southpaw Carlos Rodon could be playing at an all-star level during the second half of the season.
Division Cy Young Winner: I'm surprising my 2014 self by saying that Corey Kluber winning the Cy Young for Cleveland last year was no fluke.
The Sudden Collapse Award: I've never trusted Royals Shortstop Alcides Escobar's batting eye but he already has over 700 hits in his career so he might be fine.

Carlos Carrasco pumps his fist in the air after finalizing a four-year contract extension with the AL Central winners.

AL West
Seattle Mariners 101-61
Oakland Athletics 89-73
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim 86-76
Houston Astros 81-81
Texas Rangers 65-97

Felix Hernandez, Robinson Cano, Hisashi Iwakuma, Nelson Cruz and Kyle Seager are already proven talents but, they have one World Series ring combined (Cano with the Yankees in '09). This year, the team channels that frustrating fact and comes out on top with the best record in all of baseball. They will get 101 wins thanks to the first full professional seasons from Starting Pitchers Taijuan Walker and James Paxton, the quality defense of Dustin Ackley and Austin Jackson and maybe, just mayyyyyybeeee, Mike Zunino can hit 25 homers and bat over .225 (I own him in my dynasty fantasy keeper league so, my fingers are crossed). Oakland made a whole lot of seemingly stupid moves this off-season but, as is the trend these last few years, they will find a way to stay relevant, good and in the Wildcard chase. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California of the United States of America of North America of Earth are still under the weight of the Albert Pujols and Josh Hamilton contracts. They were unable to add to an average collection of Pitchers as a result. The team also lost Howie Kendrick in one of the more questionable off-season trades as well and will replace him with a platoon of Josh Rutledge (meh) and Johnny Giavotella (why now?). Houston is finally past their "Why is everyone mocking us!?" phase with George Springer in the majors and Shortstop Carols Correa only a few months away. The Astros' pitching staff has changed dramatically in terms of perception since the beginning of last season with the breakouts of Dallas Keuchel and Collin McHugh and the additions of Luke Gregerson and Pat Neshek. Meanwhile, Mark Appel is climbing his way up through the minors as I type as well. The Astros are no laughing matter anymore, no matter how adorable Jose Altuve's height is. The Texas Rangers are looking like the 2007 Milwaukee Brewers (Yovani Gallardo & Prince Fielder reunited and it feels so... not that enthusiastic) minus Ryan Braun. That isn't good. I have an idea! Maybe they should pick up a second Pitcher at some point, they can't just blame their entire season on Yu Darvish's injury. They needed to be better prepared for the season and just plain weren't.

Fake Andy Todd Awards!!!
Division MVP: Kind of impossible to argue against three-time returning champ of this award, Mike Trout.
Division Rookie of the Year: The new Doug Fister! Oakland SP Kendall Graveman who does not have a great K-rate but will consistently force ground-balls.
Division Cy Young Winner: If I pick against Seattle's "King" Felix Hernandez, that would be a mighty bold prediction. Too bad I'm not.
The Sudden Collapse Award: There was a reason Angels SP Matt Shoemaker went undrafted and I think we are about to find out.

"King" Felix Hernandez will finally be on the kings of the division after a ten-year career-long playoff drought.

NL East
Miami Marlins 96-66
Washington Nationals 92-70
New York Mets 85-77
Atlanta Braves 63-99
Philadelphia Phillies 61-101

Miami Outfielder Giancarlo Stanton is returning from a pitch that required him to get a bunch of stitches in his face and some say (mainly just me) that that will only add to the intimidation Pitchers feel when they have to face GianSCARlo: Desotroyer of baseballs this year. In my opinion, Miami has the best outfield in baseball (Honorable mention: Pittsburgh) with Christian Yelich, Marcell Ozuna and Stanton. Their infield is not too shabby either with the additions of Dee Gordon, Mike Morse and Martin Prado. Jose Fernandez is really the reason I am putting them ahead of the Nationals because, once he comes back, that team is in full playoff mode. The rest of the rotation is solid yet not deep enough to not collapse upon any injury. The Washington Nationals are pretty much locked into every baseball experts playoffs, rightfully so. The Mets have strong sleeper potential since they play in the same division as the Phillies and Braves and that alone is worth 20-25 wins. New York is one year away from seriously contending for the playoffs unless Matt Harvey really is Bizarro Clayton Kershaw. The Braves traded Jason Heyward, Craig Kimbrel, Evan Gattis and pretty much anyone not named Teheran, Freeman or Simmons. At least they got some prospects back and have a plan unlike the hopeless Philadelphia Phillies, who will trot out some names you would never have previously guessed to still be starting in 2015 like Grady Sizemore, Ryan Howard, Sean O'Sullivan, Aaron Harang and Chad Billingsley. 

Fake Andy Todd Awards!!!
Division MVP: If Miami wins 96 games, it would be pretty hard not to give Giancarlo Stanton the divisional or even league MVP award presumably.
Division Rookie of the Year: Nationals Outfielder Michael Taylor will be playing a lot if injuries to Denard Span and Jayson Werth linger.
Division Cy Young Winner: Everyone loves picking Stephen Strasburg to win a Cy Young for Washington at some point. He's the third best Pitcher in the rotation (the deepest rotation for any team in years) and I'm giving this to his teammate, Jordan Zimmermann.
The Sudden Collapse Award: Mets Second Baseman Daniel Murphy. Another guy whose name I'm just sort of pulling out of the air. Plus, he seems genuinely unlikable but that has nothing to do with baseball (although, it could if he angers the wrong Pitcher).

The face of your 2015 Philadelphia Phillies.

NL Central
Pittsburgh Pirates? 89-73
St. Louis Cardinals? 88-74
Chicago Cubs? 86-76
Cincinnati Reds 76-86
Milwaukee Brewers? 74-88

I put question marks next to four of the five teams because I have no idea what the hell is going to happen in this division other than I think that the Reds are one injury away from being bad. Also, one team will likely be surprisingly awful (Brewers?) and one surprisingly not-awful (Cubs?). The names are interchangeable but, everything I've said will definitely happen. I think the Pirates win because they have the highest floor and the Brewers finish in last because that team's pitching just isn't right. Will the Cubs really finish with 86 wins? doubtful but, I like many pieces they have and their probably one arm and one bat (that aren't already in the organization) away from being worth the hype. The Reds could get a bit of a bounce back from both Joey Votto and Jay Bruce but, what are the realistic chances that those two plus Devin Mesoraco and Johnny Cueto all stay healthy? slim. St. Louis picked up Jayson Heyward (zzzz) and Trevor Rosenthal has a full year of Closing experience (zzzzzz) behind himzzzzzzzzz..... Oh. I'm sorry, this is the most boring team in the league and I can't honestly find anything really positive to say about them or the state of things in the surrounding areas around St. Louis so, hopefully they don't win the division this year because zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  


Fake Andy Todd Awards!!!
Division MVP: Pirates' Outfielder Andrew McCutchen SHOULD be the face of baseball right now.
Division Rookie of the Year: I'm going on record in saying that Jorge Soler of the Cubs Outfield will be better than OMG Kris Bryant!!!
Division Cy Young Winner: Originally, I wrote down Jon Lester but I'm backing away from that now and thinking Michael Wacha might become an All-Star.
The Sudden Collapse Award: Watch out for the decline of Cardinals Starter Adam Wainwright. The guy is approaching his mid-thirties and the strikeout totals were low in the second half of last season. Just something to keep an eye on.

Don't be shocked if McCutchen's strongest competition for NL MVP comes from teammate Starling Marte'

NL West
Los Angeles Dodgers 93-69
San Diego Padres 89-73
Colorado Rockies 75-87
San Francisco Giants 73-89
Arizona Diamondbacks 64-98

Didn't the Giants just win the World Series? They sure did. You know who else recently won a World Series? The 2013 Boston Red Sox. They certainly collapsed last year, why can't the Giants? The starting rotation is another year older and already dinged up (Peavy & Cain both rumored to be headed for the 15-day DL). Outfielder Hunter Pence will miss the first 4-6 weeks and Pablo Sandoval was replaced with a powerless Casey McGehee. Overall, the lineup is underwhelming and the only "stars" on this team are Buster Posey and Madison Bumgarner. San Diego, meanwhile, has become the most fascinating team in baseball with the additions of Craig Kimbrel, Justin Upton, Wil Myers, Matt Kemp, James Shields and to a much less inspirational extent, Will Middlebrooks and Melvin Upton Jr. (formerly B.J. Upton). The rotation has four strong ace-like veterans in Tyson Ross, Andrew Cashner, James Shields and Ian Kennedy. The fifth spot in that rotation is filled by an injury-ridden formerly-good Brandon Morrow who might have something left in the tank but, really needs to prove himself quickly if he doesn't want to get moved when Josh Johnson returns from the Disabled List. The Dodgers are once again the clear favorites with the replacements for Matt Kemp and Dee Gordon being pretty equal value in Howie Kendrick and Joc Pederson. The Rockies have one of the three worst pitching staffs in the league again but, I expect some of their younger arms (Eddie Butler, Chad Bettis, Tyler Matzek) to at least make Rockie fans forget about their 2014 season. As always, IF Shortstop Troy Tulowitzki can stay healthy, this team will win at least 75 games. Arizona should have the worst pitching staff in baseball but, MVP candidate Paul Goldschmidt will erase some deficits and prevent the D-Backs from losing into the triple digits.

Fake Andy Todd Awards!!!
Division MVP: Dodgers SP Clayton Kershaw.
Division Rookie of the Year: Rockies Starting Pitcher Tyler Matzek.
Division Cy Young Winner: Clayton Kershaw
The Sudden Collapse Award: The Giants. If I have to go with one individual? Justin Morneau seems like a safe bet with the injury history and the potential past-his-prime-ness.

This is Tyler Matzek. He kind of reminds me of a young Mark Buehrle.

PLAYOFFS?!
Tiebreaker Game
Orioles over Angels
Wildcard Games
Orioles over Athletics
Marlins over Padres
1st Rd.
Mariners over Orioles
Blue Jays over Indians
Marlins over Nationals
Dodgers over Pirates
2nd Rd.
Mariners over Blue Jays
Marlins over Dodgers
World Series
Marlins over Mariners in 7

That's one of the strangest playoff scenarios I could possibly imagine but, the last two years of postseason baseball have been really strange so just like Ellie Goulding and Kevin Garnett say "Anything Could Happen/Anything is Possible".

I'd imagine the celebration over the Marlins' third World Series win in less than 25 years of being a franchise would look something like this.