Wisconsin Rapids Bro League
Our eighth official season of blaming Cole Walters for fruit flies.
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The only thing separating Jaime Sparkes from Cole Walters in the Bro League standings is .72 points on the season. This Thanksgiving, chew on the 96ers being 86'ed from their throne after a 3-4 tumble into mediocrity while Sparky ignited his own spark with Patrick "The Ketchup Lad" Mahomes stepping over Josh Allen for QB1 status. Speaking of ketchup, that is a condiment that doesn't need to make an appearance at any Thanksgiving meal, Friendsgiving or otherwise. The only "Friends Giving" we do here in the Bro League is exchanging L's. No limited-time only deals either, as Gabe and Nathaniel have learned. Join us again next week as we reawaken from our food comas to realize that "Oh damn, I forgot to set my lineup before the marathon of games started at 11:30 instead of Noon!". This year, I'm thankful for my lineup not cratering into the abyss like they have every other season. More importantly. I'm even more thankful that we extended this league's lifespan for long enough that we get to see the Bills play the Lions as a nation and it's actually a massive deal for fantasy and both NFL conferences' playoff pictures. I mean I'd still take Christmas Day basketball but admittedly, that is more of a basketball head opinion. Ball is Life after all. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving whether it's an actual physical work break or just a break from your average diet, we've earned this.
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Steven Nett Division
Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 7-4 L1 (1,472.74)
Here Dad Weights (Jaime Sparkes AKA: Sparky) 7-4 W5 (1,472.02)
Stoltzya's Electric Orcas (Gabe Stoltz) 3-8 L2 (1,292.84)
Yeezy Taught Me (Nathaniel Hoefs) 2-9 L3 (1,263.9)
Shooter McGavin Division
Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) 8-3 W1 (1,465.94)
The Rule of Law (Andy Todd) 7-4 W1 (1,422.22)
Kyler's Study Buddies (Brett Weinfurter) 5-6 L1 (1,366.74)
Scott's Many Endeavors (Nick Zurawski) 5-6 W2 (1,328.22)
Week Eleven Final Scores
ANDY defeats BRETT 126.74-116.5
NICK defeats COLE 114.26-99.38
ALEC defeats HOEFS 160.6-137.54
SPARKY defeats GABE 143.46-111.68
Heroes of the Week: RB Tony Pollard (36.9), TE Travis Kelce (35.5), WR Davante Adams (33.1)
Waiver Wonders: RB Samaje Perine (30.2), QB Jacoby Brissett (25.86), QB Jimmy Garoppolo (25.42)
Benchwarmers of the Week: WR Joshua Palmer (30.6), RB Jamaal Williams (24.4), QB Justin Fields (22.62)
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| Gene J. Puskar/Associated Press Waiver Wonder: RB Samaje Perine (30 rushing yards, 4 catches, 52 receiving yards, 3 TDs) |
Upcoming Week 12 Schedule: WRBL & NFL
Andy v. Cole
Sparky v. Brett
Nick v. Hoefs
Alec v. Gabe
TURKEY DAY/THANKSGIVING/THURSDAY: Buffalo @ Detroit @ 11:30 AM CT
NY Giants @ Dallas @ 3:30 PM CT
New England @ Minnesota @ 7:20 PM CT
Sunday Noon CT: Tampa Bay @ Cleveland
Cincinnati @ Tennessee
Baltimore @ Jacksonville
Chicago @ NY Jets
Houston @ Miami
Atlanta @ Washington
Denver @ Carolina
3:05 PM CT: LA Chargers @ Arizona
Las Vegas @ Seattle
3:25 PM CT: New Orleans @ San Francisco
LA Rams @ Kansas City
SNF @ 7:20 PM CT: Green Bay @ Philadelphia
MNF @ 7:15 PM CT: Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis
Scoring Leaders
QB
Patrick Mahomes 262.3 (Sparky)
Josh Allen 247.5 (Cole)
Joe Burrow 226.2 (Alec)
Jalen Hurts 215.56 (Brett)
Lamar Jackson 211.68 (Nick)
Kyler Murray 141.26 (Hoefs)
Trevor Lawrence 104.08 (Andy)
Russell Wilson 99.06 (Gabe/Andy)
Geno Smith 72.18 (Gabe)
Tom Brady 55.54 (Andy/Hoefs/Alec)
Daniel Jones 42.92 (Hoefs)
Justin Herbert 41.38 (Brett)
Justin Fields 39.38 (Nick)
Derek Carr 20.28 (Gabe)
Tua Tagovailoa 15.94 (Cole)
Aaron Rodgers 15.22 (Sparky)
Dak Prescott 12.28 (Hoefs)
Jimmy Garoppolo 8.44 (Andy)
RB
Austin Ekeler 230.1 (Sparky)
Derrick Henry 203.06 (Andy)
Christian McCaffrey 193.56 (Andy)
Josh Jacobs 185.8 (Alec)
Saquon Barkley 185.3 (Cole)
Aaron Jones 172.6 (Brett)
Joe Mixon 156.7 (Gabe)
Dalvin Cook 156.5 (Nick)
Leonard Fournette 154.7 (Nick)Nick Chubb 140.3 (Gabe)
Alvin Kamara 123.2 (Sparky)
Jonathan Taylor 112 (Gabe)
David Montgomery 104.5 (Alec)
Najee Harris 94.56 (Nick)
Kenneth Walker 87.9 (Andy)
Breece Hall 86.9 (Brett/Cole)
Tony Pollard 83.5 (Hoefs)
D'Andre Swift 79.2 (Hoefs)
Rhamondre Stevenson 75.3 (Cole)
Miles Sanders 68.3 (Cole/Brett)
Jeff Wilson Jr. 56.4 (Hoefs)
Antonio Gibson 49.8 (Gabe)
Ezekiel Elliott 44 (Andy/Nick)
Raheem Mostert 43 (Hoefs)
Javonte Williams 42 (Cole)
Travis Etienne 36.9 (Nick)
Dameon Pierce 36 (Andy)
Melvin Gordon 31.4 (Cole)
James Robinson 29.4 (Hoefs)
Kareem Hunt 26.3 (Brett)
D'Onta Foreman 25.5 (Andy)
Eno Benjamin 23.3 (Hoefs)
Clyde Edwards-Helaire 22.3 (Sparky)
James Conner 20.5 (Nick/Brett)
Devin Singletary 15.7 (Gabe)
Michael Carter 15.6 (Cole)
Latavius Murray 12.9 (Sparky)
Khalil Herbert 11.1 (Alec)
Deon Jackson 5.6 (Gabe)
Jamaal Williams 5.6 (Nick)
Elijah Mitchell 4.1 (Hoefs)
J.K. Dobbins 1.5 (Alec)
Rashaad Penny 1.5 (Hoefs)
Kenyan Drake 0.8 (Sparky)
WR
Stefon Diggs 227.3 (Cole)
Tyreek Hill 222.3 (Gabe)
Davante Adams 216.4 (Brett)
Justin Jefferson 215.42 (Alec)
Cooper Kupp 201.4 (Hoefs)
CeeDee Lamb 164.3 (Hoefs)
A.J. Brown 161.5 (Nick)
Jaylen Waddle 157.1 (Cole)
Ja'Marr Chase 141.7 (Brett)
Mike Evans 134.1 (Andy)
Deebo Samuel 130 (Alec)
Michael Pittman Jr. 125.3 (Sparky)
Terry McLaurin 121.6 (Alec)
DeAndre Hopkins 105.7 (Andy)
Courtland Sutton 101.2 (Gabe)
Christian Kirk 97.7 (Sparky)
Tee Higgins 88.8 (Sparky)
Marquise Brown 82.4 (Andy)
Mike Williams 81.7 (Sparky/Hoefs)
Amon-Ra St. Brown 81 (Nick)
DeVonta Smith 70.7 (Gabe)
DK Metcalf 60.4 (Brett)
Drake London 57.9 (Brett)
Chris Olave 51.5 (Sparky)
Chris Godwin 48 (Hoefs)
Brandin Cooks 45.2 (Cole/Brett)
Diontae Johnson 39.9 (Nick)
Allen Lazard 35.8 (Cole)
Brandon Aiyuk 35.3 (Alec)
D.J. Moore 33.6 (Hoefs)
Tyler Lockett 33.4 (Andy)
Amari Cooper 31.3 (Andy)
Tyler Boyd 28.4 (Cole)
Gabe Davis 28.2 (Nick)
JuJu Smith-Schuster 21.2 (Andy/Hoefs)
Christian Watson 21.1 (Sparky)
Joshua Palmer 18.6 (Alec)
Keenan Allen 10.6 (Brett)
Curtis Samuel 10.4 (Hoefs)
Rondale Moore 4.1 (Cole)
TE
Travis Kelce 223 (Alec)
Mark Andrews 133.8 (Andy)
Dallas Goedert 113.4 (Sparky)
T.J. Hockenson 110.5 (Cole)
Zach Ertz 88.7 (Brett)
George Kittle 73.4 (Hoefs)Kyle Pitts 56 (Gabe)
Dalton Schultz 47.5 (Nick)
Darren Waller 39.5 (Brett/Nick)
Tyler Higbee 27.4 (Hoefs)Dawson Knox 26.7 (Nick/Sparky)
Hayden Hurst 26.6 (Cole/Nick/Brett)
Gerald Everett 24.7 (Gabe)
David Njoku 14.1 (Sparky)
Foster Moreau 13.3 (Andy)
Mike Gesicki 12.8 (Alec)
Pat Freiermuth 9.7 (Cole)
Taysom Hill 1.12 (Andy)
K
Tyler Bass 100 (Cole)
Daniel Carlson 95 (Nick/Hoefs)
Justin Tucker 90 (Sparky)
Evan McPherson 81 (Brett)
Ryan Succop 74 (Andy)Brandon McManus 60 (Alec)
Jason Myers 54 (Nick)
Younghoe Koo 43 (Gabe)
Graham Gano 32 (Hoefs/Sparky)
Brett Maher 28 (Cole/Nick)
Matt Gay 22 (Hoefs)
Harrison Butker 17 (Gabe/Alec/Brett)
Jake Elliott 16 (Gabe)
Cairo Santos 12 (Alec)
Rodrigo Blankenship 8 (Andy)
Nick Folk 2 (Andy)
DF
Dallas Cowboys 91 (Brett/Hoefs)
Buffalo Bills 85 (Sparky)
San Francisco 49ers 80 (Gabe)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 65 (Alec)
New England Patriots 51 (Hoefs/Alec)
Denver Broncos 47 (Cole)
Baltimore Ravens 38 (Nick/Gabe)Philadelphia Eagles 35 (Andy)
Green Bay Packers 30 (Hoefs)
Los Angeles Rams 26 (Andy)
Miami Dolphins 26 (Nick)
Minnesota Vikings 18 (Brett)
Tennessee Titans 18 (Sparky)
New Orleans Saints 16 (Cole)
New York Jets 15 (Andy/Hoefs)
Atlanta Falcons 8 (Alec)
Cincinnati Bengals 7 (Cole/Nick)
Los Angeles Chargers 7 (Nick)
Chicago Bears 6 (Cole)
Indianapolis Colts 5 (Andy)
Pittsburgh Steelers 5 (Nick)Hypothetical Standings (Top 4 scorers win, bottom 4 lose, no divisions)
Colieveland 96ers 9-2
Here Dad Weights 7-4
The Rule of Law 7-4
Tax Paying Homeowner 6-5
Kyler's Study Buddies 5-6
Scott's Many Endeavors 4-7
Stoltzya's Electric Orcas 3-8
Yeezy Taught Me 3-8
