Saturday, December 31, 2016

Top 20 Albums of 2016 & My 10 Favorite TV Shows of 2016

The word "album" is no longer definable thanks to a tsunami of surprise releases in different formats. There were technically two Frank Ocean albums released this year but, when Endless was just a video of Ocean putting together furniture while new music played in the background without any physical copies of said "album", was it really an album? Was Beyonce's Lemonade an album before the physical copies of the short film's music were released? And what do we call Chance The Rapper's Coloring Book now that it is the first ever mixtape nominated in an album category at the upcoming Grammy's? Is The Life Of Pablo even finished yet? Nobody but the artists themselves know the answers to those questions but when the question of "Was the music of 2016 even any good?", the answer is a resounding "YES!" as seemingly everybody not in the Taylor Swift squad (herself, Lorde, Haim, might as well throw Ed Sheeran in there) released new music and I'm afraid of how barren 2017 seems right now for exciting music releases with Run The Jewels 3 being a last-minute Christmas release.

Oh well, here are all of the grades for all of the albums I listened to this year followed by my Top 20 Albums of 2016.

KEY: Artist/Band - Album Title Grade (Date Released)

A-
Little Green Cars - Ephemera A- (3/11)
James Vincent McMorrow - We Move A- (9/2)
Mac Miller - The Divine Feminine A- (9/16)
Justice - Woman A- (11/18)
Xenia Rubinos - Black Terry Cat A- (6/3)
Schoolboy Q - Blank Face A- (7/8)
John Legend - Darkness and Light A- (12/2)
Logic - Bobby Tarantino A- (7/1)
Corinne Bailey Rae - The Heart Speaks In Whispers A- (5/13)
Flatbush Zombies - 3001: A Laced Odyssey A- (3/11)
Santigold - 99 Cents A- (2/26)
Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered. A- (3/4)
Regina Spektor - Remember Us To Life A- (9/30)
ANOHNI - Hopelessness A- (5/6)
Swet Shop Boys - Cashmere A- (10/14)

B+
Weezer - Weezer (The White Album) B+ (4/1)
Angel Olsen - My Woman B+ (9/2)
Porches - Pool B+ (2/5)
Lee Fields & The Expressions - Special Night B+ (11/4)
David Bowie - Blackstar B+ (1/8)
YG - Still Brazy B+ (6/17)
Adele - 25 B+ (2015*) * = Not available to streaming websites
Tegan and Sara - Love You To Death B+ (6/3)
Japenese Breakfast - Psychopomp B+ (4/1)
Bat For Lashes - The Bride B+ (7/1)
Childish Gambino - Awaken, My Love! B+ (12/2)
Frightened Rabbit - Painting of a Panic Attack B+ (4/8)
Primal Scream - Chaosmosis B+ (3/18)
Flume - Skin B+ (5/27)
Mitski - Puberty 2 B+ (6/17)
Nada Surf - You Know Who You Are B+ (3/4)
Noname - Telefone B+ (7/31)
Jack Garratt - Phase B+ (2/19)
Lady Gaga - Joanne B+ (10/21)
Iggy Pop - Post Pop Depression B+ (3/18)
Phantogram - Three B+ (10/7)
D.R.A.M. - Big Baby D.R.A.M. B+ (10/21)
Yeasayer - Amen & Goodbye B+ (4/1)
Whitney - Light Upon The Lake B+ (6/3)
Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam - I Had A Dream That You Were Mine B+ (9/23)
Lori McKenna - The Bird & The Rifle B+ (7/29)
Grouplove - Big Mess B+ (9/9)
Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman B+ (5/20)
Blood Orange - Freetown Sound B+ (6/28)
Lydia Loveless - Real B+ (8/19)
Let’s Eat Grandma - I, Gemini B+ (6/17)
Jamie Lidell - Building A Beginning B+ (10/14)
Glass Animals - How To Be A Human Being B+ (8/26)

B
Isaiah Rashad - The Sun’s Tirade B (9/2)
Shirley Collins - Lodestar B (11/4)
DJ Khaled - Major Key B (7/29)
Marian Hill - ACT ONE B (6/24)
A$AP Ferg - Always Strive And Prosper B (4/22)
AlunaGeorge - I Remember B (9/16)
Domo Genesis - Genesis B (3/25)
Bibio - A Mineral Love B (4/1)
Adult Jazz - Earrings Off! B (5/20)
Solange - A Seat At The Table B (9/30)
Pete Yorn - ArrangingTime B (3/11)
Dr. Dog - The Psychedelic Swamp B (2/5)
We Are Scientists - Helter Seltzer B (4/22)
Shura - Nothing’s Real B (7/8)
Usher - Hard II Love B (9/16)
Banks & Steelz - Anything But Words B (8/26)
Mothers - When You Walk A Long Distance You Are Tired B (2/26)
M83 - Junk B (4/8)
Lucy Dacus - No Burden B (2/26)
Britney Spears - Glory B (8/26)
The Avalanches - Widflower B (7/1)
Skepta - Konnichiwa B (5/6)
Wild Beasts - Boy King B (8/5)
Warpaint - Heads Up B (9/23)
Pinegrove - Cardinal B (2/12)
Little Scream - Cult Following B (5/6)
KT Tunstall - KIN B (9/9)
Open Mike Eagle - Hella Personal Film Festival B (3/25)
Lewis Del Mar - Lewis Del Mar B (10/7)
The Lemon Twigs - Do Hollywood B (10/14)
Aurora - All My Demons Are Greeting Me As Friends B (3/11)

B-
Modern Baseball - Holy Ghost B- (5/27)
Bear Hands - You’ll Pay For This B- (4/15)
Daughter - Not To Disappear B- (1/15)
Skylar Grey - Natural Causes B- (9/23)
Lisa Hannigan - At Swim B- (8/19)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Getaway B- (6/17)
Honeyblood - Babes Never Die B- (10/28)
Broods - Conscious B- (6/24)
Gallant - Ology B- (4/8)
K.d. lang, Neko Case & Laura Veirs - Case/lang/veirs B- (6/17)
Alicia Keys - Here B- (11/4)
Hannah Georgas - For Evelyn B- (4/22)
Brett Dennen - Por Favor B- (5/20)
Ra Ra Riot - Need Your Light B- (2/19)
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - PersonA B- (4/15)
Lissie - My Wild West B- (2/12)
Wilco - Schmilco B- (9/9)
Sia - This Is Acting B- (1/29)
Charles Bradley - Changes B- (4/1)
Laura Mvula - The Dreaming Room B- (6/17)
Majid Jordan - Majid Jordan B- (2/5)
Jarryd James - High B- (7/29)
Kings Of Leon - WALLS B- (10/14)
Owen - The King Of Whys B- (7/29)
Switchfoot - Where The Light Shines Through B- (7/8)
Zayn - Mind Of Mine B- (3/25)
Young The Giant - Home Of The Strange B- (8/12)
Nao - For All We Know B- (7/29)
Public Access TV - Never Enough B- (9/30)
Basia Bulat - Good Advice B- (2/12)
The Naked And Famous - Simple Forms B- (10/14)
Polica - United Crushers B- (3/4)
Local Natives - Sunlit Youth B- (9/9)
Josef Salvat - Night Swim B- (2/26)
Drake - Views B- (4/29)
Big Thief - Masterpiece B- (5/27)

C+
Rihanna - Anti C+ (1/28)
Common - Black America Again C+ (11/4)
The 1975 - I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It C+ (3/11)
Alexis Taylor - Piano C+ (6/10)
Frank Ocean - Blonde C+ (8/20)
Empire Of The Sun - Two Vines C+ (10/28)
Banks - The Altar C+ (9/30)
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - This Unruly Mess I’ve Made C+ (2/26)
Elliphant - Living Life Golden C+ (3/25)
Norah Jones - Day Breaks C+ (10/21)
Dinosaur Jr. - Give A Glimpse Of What Yer Not C+ (8/5)
Tiga - No Fantasy Required C+ (3/4)
Young Thug - No, My Name Is JEFFERY C+ (8/25)
St. Lucia - Matter C+ (1/29)
Tinashe - Nightride C+ (11/4)
The Strumbellas - Hope C+ (4/22)
Mick Jenkins - The Healing Component C+ (9/23)
Mayer Hawthorne - Man About Town C+ (4/8)
Animal Collective - Painting With C+ (2/19)
The Avett Brothers - True Sadness C+ (6/24)
Photo Ops - Vacation C+ (2/5)
JONES - New Skin C+ (10/7)
Eleanor Friedberger - New View C+ (1/22)
Miike Snow - iii C+ (3/4)
Dawes - We’re All Gonna Die C+ (9/16)
King Charles - Gamble For A Rose C+ (1/22)
Rooney - Washed Away C+ (5/6)
STRFKR - Being No One, Going Nowhere C+ (11/4)
Cullen Omori - New Misery C+ (3/18)
Francis - Marathon C+ (2/5)
Anderson .Paak - Malibu C+ (1/15)
Beth Orton - Kidsticks C+ (5/27)
Snoop Dogg - Coolaid C+ (7/1)
Tove Lo - Lady Wood C+ (10/28)
Preoccupations - Preoccupations C+ (9/16)
School of Seven Bells - SVIIB C+ (2/26)
The Lumineers - Cleopatra C+ (4/8)
Honne - Warm On A Cold Night C+ (7/22)

C
The Kills - Ash & Ice C (6/3)
M.I.A. - AIM C (9/9)
White Lung - Paradise C (5/6)
Green Day - Revolution Radio C (10/7)
Gwen Stefani - This Is What The Truth Feels Like C (3/18)
Sleigh Bells - Jessica Rabbit C (11/11)
Ingird Michaelson - It Doesn’t Have To Make Sense C (8/26)
Esperanza Spalding - D+Evolution C (3/4)
Kid Cudi - Passion, Pain & Demon Slayin’ C (12/16)
Cass McCombs - Mangy Love C (8/26)
Saint Motel - saintmotelevision C (10/21)
Julianna Barwick - Will C (5/6)
Big Gigantic - Brighter Future C (8/26)
Esme’ Patterson - We Were Wild C (6/10)
J. Cole - 4 Your Eyez Only C (12/9)
Emeli Sande’ - Long Live The Angels C (11/11)
Slow Club - One Day All Of This Won’t Matter Any More C (8/19)
Foxes - All I Need C (2/5)
The Radio Dept. - Running Out Of Love C (10/21)
Pop Etc - Souvenir C (1/29)
Moxie Raia - 931 Reloaded C (11/11)
Parquet Courts - Human Performance C (4/8)
Gucci Maine - Everybody Looking C (7/22)
DIANA - Familiar Touch C (11/18)
Wet - Don’t You C (1/29)
Francis and the Lights - Farewell, Starlite! C (9/30)
Foy Vance - The Wild Swan C (5/13)
Teen - Love Yes C (2/19)
Lapsley - Long Way Home C (3/4)
Vic Mensa - There’s Alot Going On C (6/3)
Rae Sremmurd - SremmLife 2 C (8/12)
Jim James - Eternally Even C (11/4)
BadBadNotGood - IV C (7/8)
Bloc Party - Hymns C (1/29)
Band Of Horses - Why Are You OK C (6/10)
PJ Harvey - The Hope Six Demolition Project C (4/15)
Arkells - Morning Report C (8/12)
The Last Shadow Puppets - Everything You’ve Come To Expect C (4/1)
Tall Heights - Neptune C (8/19)
Yellowcard - Yellowcard C (9/30)
Blink-182 - California C (7/1)
2 Chainz - Daniel Son; Necklace Don C (8/5)
Ladyhawke - Wild Things C (6/3)
Hope Sandoval and The Warm Inventions - Until The Hunter C (11/4)
Clipping. - Splendor & Misery C (9/9)

C-
JoJo - Mad Love C- (10/14)
Nice As Fuck - Nice As Fuck C- (6/24)
Stephen - Sincerely C- (5/13)
She Is We - War C- (3/18)
Bastille - Wild World C- (9/9)
Fantasia - The Definition Of… C- (7/29)
Peter Bjorn and John - Breakin’ Point C- (6/10)
Two Door Cinema Club - Gameshow C- (10/14)
Yuna - Chapters C- (5/20)
Lukas Graham - Lukas Graham C- (4/1)
Charlie Puth - Nine Track Mind C- (1/29)
Passenger - Young As The Morning Old As The Sea C- (9/23)
M. Ward - More Rain C- (3/4)
Bad Suns - Disappear Here C- (9/16)
Father - I’m A Piece Of Shit C- (3/25)
Post Malone - Stoney C- (12/9)

D+
Kygo - Cloud Nine D+ (5/13)
Rachel Platten - Wildlife D+ (1/1)
Kaiser Chiefs - Stay Together D+ (10/7)
Hinds - Leave Me Alone D+ (1/8)
Panic! At The Disco - Death Of A Bachelor D+ (1/15)
Paul Simon - Stranger To Stranger D+ (6/3)
BJ The Chicago Kid - In My Mind D+ (2/19)
The Head and The Heart - Signs Of Light D+ (9/9)
Sunflower Bean - Human Ceremony D+ (2/5)

D
Jake Bugg - On My One D (6/17)
Damien Jurado - Visions Of Us On The Land D (3/18)
Diiv - Is The Is Are D (2/5)
Desiigner - New English D (7/1)
Jon Bellion - The Human Condition D (6/10)
Twenty88 - Twenty88 D (4/8)

D-
Night Riots - Love Gloom D- (10/21)
Pinkshinyultrablast - Grandfeathered D- (2/26)
OneRepublic - Oh My My D- (10/7)
Birdy - Beautiful Lies D- (3/25)
Fitz and the Tantrums - Fitz And The Tantrums D- (6/10)

F
Ty Dolla $ign - Campaign F (9/23)
DJ Mustard - Encore F (8/5)

The Top 20 Albums of 2016
#20. A Tribe Called Quest - We Got It From Here... Thank You 4 Your Service
Standout Track: "We The People..."
Other Must-Hears: "The Space Program" & "Solid Wall of Sound"

A valiant return after seventeen years filled with throwbacks from Q-Tip and company makes the death of Phife Dawg even more tragic.

#19. De La Soul - And The Anonymous Nobody...
Standout Track: "Memory Of... (US) [featuring Estelle]"

Other Must-Hears: "Snoopies (ft. David Byrne)" & "Greyhounds (ft. Usher)"

Groovy hip-hop that relies on a series of excellent features for a strong return from the 90's trio.

#18. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
Standout Track: "True Love Waits"


Other Must-Hears: "Daydreaming" & "Burn The Witch"

Band running out of ideas turns to orchestral production for one last great release. Of course, they'll probably prove me wrong next time like they always do.

#17. Chairlift - Moth
Standout Track: "Romeo"


Other Must-Hears: "Moth To The Flame" & "Unfinished Business"

Third and final album from indie pop duo goes about as well as it possibly could have and leaves the listener wanting more despite the band's recent breakup.

#16. White Denim - Stiff
Standout Track: "(I'm The One) Big Big Fun"


Other Must-Hears: "Ha Ha Ha Ha (Yeah)" & "Take It Easy (Ever After Lasting Love)"

Rock band releases their seventh album that's half southern rock, half experimental and 100% fun.

#15. Marissa Nadler - Strangers
Standout Track: "Hungry Is The Ghost"



Other Must-Hears: "Janie In Love" & "Strangers"

Folk singer goes full Lana Del Rey on her first fully-realized dream pop record.

#14. JMSN - It Is.
Standout Track: "Cruel Intentions"



Other Must-Hears: "Power" & "Hypnotized"

Mysterious Midwestern singer adds reggae influences to his collection of the sexiest music around.

#13. Atmosphere - Fishing Blues
Standout Track: "Pure Evil (ft. I.B.E.)"



Other Must-Hears: "Seismic Waves" & "Chasing New York (ft. Aesop Rock)"

Minneapolis-based hip-hop duo refuses to alter their style eight albums in and it still works.

#12. Bruno Mars - 24K Magic
Standout Track: "24K Magic"



Other Must-Hears: "Too Good To Say Goodbye" & "Chunky"

One of the more widely-beloved pop stars of 2016 releases an album full of 1980's and early nineties throwbacks that all sound fresh.

#11. The Weeknd - Starboy
Standout Track: "Starboy (ft. Daft Punk)"
Other Must-Hears: "I Feel It Coming (ft. Daft Punk)" & "Sidewalks (ft. Kendrick Lamar & Sam Smith)"

Abel drops most of the hair, maintains the consistency of great dance/pop music in his transition into superstardom.

#10. Run The Jewels - Run The Jewels 3
Standout Track: "Panther Like A Panther (Miracle Mix) [ft. Trina]"
Other Must-Hears: "Call Ticketron" & "Hey Kids (Bumaye) [ft. Danny Brown]"

Third installment in rap duo's catalogue continues trend of superb production mixed with strong lyrical content, locking El-P and Killer Mike in as one of the greatest rap duos ever.

#9. Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition
Standout Track: "Really Doe (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Ab-Soul & Earl Sweatshirt)
Other Must-Hears: "Pneumonia" & "Ain't It Funny"

Rap game's Chris Griffin embraces chaos on the first album that sees the Detroit rapper reach his full potential with his wide range of electronic influences.

#8. Kaytranada - 99.9%
Standout Track: "Bullets (ft. Little Dragon)"
Other Must-Hears: "Lite Spots" & "Weight Off (ft. BADBADNOTGOOD)"

The most fun electronic release of the decade that did not involve Daft Punk is this debut album that catches Anderson .Paak, Little Dragon, AlunaGeorge and Vic Mensa all at the right time. Kaytranada's debut also sees the return of Craig David!


#7. Kanye West - The Life Of Pablo
Standout Track: "Ultralight Beam (ft. Chance The Rapper, Kelly Price, The-Dream & Kirk Franklin)"
Other Must-Hears: "Real Friends" & "Wolves (ft. Sia & Vic Mensa)"

Filled with gospel influences and lyrically sporadic. Kanye made the most purposely bipolar album of the year, redoing tracks again and again, trying to reach perfection, only making things more convoluted both with the release of his album and his own well-being. Many find the album too long but, the only official song I could do without is "Waves".

#6. Bon Iver - 22, A Million
Standout Track: "8 (circle)"
Other Must-Hears: "22 (Over S∞∞n)" & "715 (Cr∑∑ks)"

The most cryptic and glitchy album of the year is one of the more capturing listens since Radiohead's Kid A, even though it tries too hard to be exactly that at moments.

#5. Chance The Rapper - Coloring Book
Standout Track: "Blessings (Reprise) [ft. Ty Dolla $ign]"
Other Must-Hears: "All Night (ft. Knox Fortune)" & "Same Drugs"

Chance The Rapper flirts with a ton of genres at the heart of what is essentially a gospel rap mixtape. The mixtape was so good that it is now the first to ever be nominated for a Grammy in an album category. This is another listen that easily infects the listener with joy by the second track, "No Problem".

#4. James Blake - The Colour In Anything
Standout Track: "I Need A Forest Fire (ft. Bon Iver)"
Other Must-Hears: "Timeless" & "Put That Away And Talk To Me"

One of the more overlooked albums on end of the year lists, The Colour In Anything is exactly the type of album a James Blake fan should have no problem falling in love with. There might not be a standout track compared to other albums ranked this highly but, considering how beautifully relaxing this album is while still holding some experimental moments, 79 minutes is the perfect length for any listeners that didn't get enough out of Bon Iver's album this year.

#3. Beyonce' - Lemonade
Standout Track: "Hold Up"
Other Must-Hears: "Formation" & "Sorry"

The soundtrack for an HBO short film of the same name, Beyonce' somehow topped her self-titled 2013-14 project with this deeply honest look into her personal life that had the nation talking for eight months. There are some really tremendous musical moments here as well since she digs into multiple genres (including country!) while getting grittier vocals and more poetry than ever before from music's biggest star.

#2. Michael Kiwanuka - Love & Hate
Standout Track: "Love & Hate"
Other Must-Hears: "The Final Frame" & "Cold Little Heart"

British folk singer gets more soulful with some help from Danger Mouse. Love & Hate is the perfect length for an album of it's soulful-folk genre and showcases the writing ability of Kiwanuka that made him a name to watch four years ago.

The #1 Album of 2016               

Car Seat Headrest - Teens Of Denial
Standout Track: "The Ballad of Costa Concordia"
Other Must-Hears: "Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales" & "Vincent"

Will Toledo and company have worked their musical asses off since they first formed in 2010 as Car Seat Headrest, releasing 12 albums on Bandcamp to a fairly small audience. All of that hard work culminated in their first album with a record label (13th overall!), Teens Of Denial. Considering the length of this album, they've created an album full of "Freebird"'s. It is hard to pull off a series of 5-minute tracks without having any fluff but, they pulled it off as multiple tracks like "Vincent" and "The Ballad Of Costa Concordia" build and build and build to an epic conclusion that makes the time spent listening all worth it. Teens Of Denial is my album of the year because it has such a Strokes-meets-"Freebird"-meets-Talking Heads vibe, all while having such a DIY attitude and basically being a debut into the limelight, that it is the most perfectly crafted project of 2016.

Top 10 Shows I Watched This Year (Probably the only 10 if I’m being completely honest)
  1. Fargo (FX)
  2. The People vs. O.J. Simpson (FX)
  3. Atlanta (FX)
  4. Search Party (TBS)
  5. Better Call Saul (AMC)
  6. Broad City (Comedy Central)
  7. Desus & Mero (Viceland)
  8. Man Seeking Woman (FXX)
  9. Angie Tribeca (TBS)
  10. People Of Earth (TBS)

Thursday, December 29, 2016

As The WRBL Turns, 3rd Season Finale

The Wisconsin Rapids Bro League

Week 16

Our 2nd semi-official season of blaming Cole Walters for my GPS recognizing Nekoosa's finest snowmobiling trails as fully-functioning roads.


Playoff Results
#4 Fuck The Playoff System  129 #2 Team ChowHounds  113
#3 Moon's Microdongs  146 #1 Kathy Walters + Scott = Forever  136
#8 Team Moon  103 #7 Team Swanson  95
#6 TyRod Henke  129 #5 SNEEN MACHINE  111


USA TODAY Sports
Hero of the Week: WR Doug Baldwin (Team Moon)

Heroes of the Week: 
WR Jordy Nelson (Todd), WR Doug Baldwin (Moon), QB Aaron Rodgers (Aschebrook Sr.)

Zeroes of the Week: DF Denver Broncos (Aschebrook Sr.), Owner Alec Swanson (Swanson), RB Jeremy Hill (Zurawski)

Joe Amon - The Denver Post
Zero of the Week: DF Denver Broncos (Team ChowHounds)

Upcoming Week 17 NFL Schedule (in CT)
Baltimore @ Cincinnati NOON
Houston @ Tennessee NOON
Carolina @ Tampa Bay NOON
Jacksonville @ Indianapolis NOON
New England @ Miami NOON
Chicago @ Minnesota NOON
Buffalo @ NY Jets NOON
Dallas @ Philadelphia NOON
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh NOON
New Orleans @ Atlanta 3:25 PM
NY Giants @ Washington 3:25 PM
Arizona @ Los Angeles 3:25 PM
Oakland @ Denver 3:25 PM
Kansas City @ San Diego 3:25 PM
Seattle @ San Francisco 7:30 PM

NOTE #1: All Week 17 Games are on Sunday.
NOTE #2: WRBL Year In Review, happening before next season.

Bro...
The NFL playoffs are basically set and that's nice and all but, the largest event of the football season occurred Monday night in Coleiveland. Cole Walters' shittily named "Fuck The Playoff System" are your semi-official WRBL Champions and we should all simultaneously feel happy for Cole and ashamed of ourselves for letting such an average team (8-8 in the hypothetical standings) go on a run. The Travis Kelce 80-yard touchdown on a screen pass will go down as the WRBL equivalent of David Tyree's helmet catch as both were moments of pure "Oh shit, this might actually happen". At the end of it all, there was no sweeter treat in a week filled with Christmas cookies than watching Cole celebrate his first championship win.

Cole Walters
I fully expect Cole to lose the trophy at some point.

Besides Antonio Brown, Travis Kelce and Dak Prescott leading a 93-point comeback, there were other matchups in the Bro League this week. Scott FINALLY started Ezekiel Elliott again and still managed to come up ten points short of 3rd place, behind Nick Zurawski. I am honestly more disappointed in Scott's playoff run than my own season. Speaking of my own season, I was not last so that's a cause for one sigh of relief. Unfortunately, Sneen wins the yet-to-exist Bakmoon trophy despite finishing with the same regular season record as our league champion. Moon also won and finished in 5th because why the fuck not? How good was your team in a league where 7-7 was best, 7-7 was worst and 1-14 finished right in the middle? Hate to be a downer but, I think that means we're all just terrible.

Thank you once again to the Aschebrook household on hosting this year's championship weekend. The annual meeting saw many rule changes and other proposals that were shot down either by vote or coin flips. Topics discussed included a set amount of money required for entry next year, a possible BakMoon punishment for the last-place finisher and the future of Evan Moon. I do not recall a single bit of what we decided but, it certainly inspired some interesting ideas to think about before next year's draft. Oh yeah... and Cole Walters almost died but "dreams do come true!" and he survived near impalement from the trophy.

The WRBL Year In Review is coming sometime before the 2017 NFL season and award ballots will be unveiled in the coming days but until then, good luck this offseason and may the NFL postseason work out in your favor. Here are the final standings and your first and second All-Bro Teams...

1st - Fuck The Playoff System (Cole Walters)
2nd - Team ChowHounds (Darrin Aschebrook)
3rd - Moon's Microdongs (Nick Zurawski)
4th - Kathy Walters + Scott = Forever (Scott Aschebrook)
5th - Team Moon (Evan Moon)
6th - Team Swanson (Alec Swanson)
7th - TyRod Henke (Andy Todd)
8th - SNEEN MACHINE (Tyler Sneen)

First Team All-Bro
QB - Aaron Rodgers (Darrin Aschebrook)
RB - David Johnson (Nick Zurawski)
RB - Le'Veon Bell (Scott Aschebrook)
WR - Antonio Brown (Cole Walters)
WR - Odell Beckham Jr. (Tyler Sneen)
TE - Travis Kelce (Cole Walters)
FLEX - Mike Evans (Scott Aschebrook)
K - Justin Tucker (Evan Moon/Scott Aschebrook)
D/ST - Denver Broncos (Darrin Aschebrook)

Second Team All-Bro
QB - Tom Brady (Andy Todd)
RB - LeSean McCoy (Darrin Aschebrook)
RB - Devonta Freeman (Darrin Aschebrook)
WR - Brandin Cooks (Cole Walters)
WR - Julio Jones (Scott Aschebrook)
TE - Greg Olsen (Darrin Aschebrook)
FLEX - DeMarco Murray (Scott Aschebrook)
K - Stephen Gostkowski (Tyler Sneen)
D/ST - Carolina Panthers (Alec Swanson)

2016 Scoring Leaders
QB
Aaron Rodgers 331 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tom Brady 212 (TODD)
Ben Roethlisberger 192 (SWANSON/MOON)
Cam Newton 155 (ASCHEBROOK)
Matt Ryan 150 (ASCHEBROOK)
Andrew Luck 144 (SWANSON/ZURAWSKI)
Jameis Winston 137 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Dak Prescott 126 (WALTERS)
Matthew Stafford 115 (WALTERS/SNEEN)
Drew Brees 112 (TODD)
Carson Palmer 103 (MOON)
Philip Rivers 100 (ZURAWSKI/WALTERS)
Russell Wilson 78 (SNEEN)
Marcus Mariota 72 (SNEEN)
Kirk Cousins 65 (ZURAWSKI)
Blake Bortles 44 (WALTERS)
Eli Manning 29 (SNEEN)
Andy Dalton 15 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alex Smith 8 (ZURAWSKI)

RB
David Johnson 387 (ZURAWSKI)
Le'Veon Bell 306 (ASCHEBROOK)
LeSean McCoy 271 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Devonta Freeman 242 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
DeMarco Murray 237 (ASCHEBROOK)
Melvin Gordon 203 (WALTERS)
Ezekiel Elliott 183 (MOON/ASCHEBROOK)
Lamar Miller 179 (SNEEN)
Todd Gurley 168 (TODD)
Jordan Howard 144 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Latavius Murray 117 (SWANSON)
Carlos Hyde 107 (SWANSON/SNEEN)
Jay Ajayi 103 (ZURAWSKI)
Duke Johnson Jr. 103 (MOON)
Matt Forte 102 (SWANSON)
Frank Gore 101 (ZURAWSKI)
C.J. Anderson 96 (WALTERS)
Spencer Ware 95 (TODD/SWANSON)
Christine Michael 90 (SNEEN)
LeGarrette Blount 89 (SWANSON)
Theo Riddick 89 (SNEEN)
Mark Ingram 87 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jonathan Stewart 74 (MOON)
DeAngelo Williams 64 (ASCHEBROOK)
Doug Martin 63 (WALTERS)
Ty Montgomery 48 (TODD/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Isaiah Crowell 47 (WALTERS)
Thomas Rawls 39 (TODD)
Giovani Bernard 37 (SNEEN)
Bilal Powell 35 (WALTERS)
Jeremy Hill 34 (ZURAWSKI)
Charles Sims 33 (ZURAWSKI)
Devontae Booker 30 (TODD)
Jacquizz Rodgers 29 (TODD)
Ameer Abdullah 25 (TODD)
Darren Sproles 25 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Danny Woodhead 25 (ZURAWSKI)
Eddie Lacy 24 (MOON)
Tevin Coleman 21 (WALTERS)
Robert Kelley 16 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
James White 15 (ASCHEBROOK)
Ryan Mathews 14 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Jamaal Charles 12 (TODD)
Matt Asiata 9 (WALTERS)
DeAndre Washington 9 (TODD)
Charcandrick West 9 (ZURAWSKI)
Rashad Jennings 7 (ZURAWSKI)
Jeremy Langford 7 (WALTERS)
Adrian Peterson 6 (MOON)
Jerick McKinnon 5 (SNEEN)
Kenneth Farrow 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
Chris Ivory 2 (TODD)

WR
Antonio Brown 299 (WALTERS)
Odell Beckham Jr. 280 (SNEEN)
Mike Evans 279 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandin Cooks 233 (WALTERS)
Julio Jones 232 (ASCHEBROOK)
T.Y. Hilton 231 (ZURAWSKI)
Larry Fitzgerald 225 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Demaryius Thomas 212 (MOON)
Allen Robinson 176 (SWANSON)
A.J. Green 167 (SWANSON)
Jordy Nelson 162 (TODD)
Dez Bryant 159 (SNEEN)
DeAndre Hopkins 155 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Doug Baldwin 144 (MOON)
Amari Cooper 142 (MOON)
Jarvis Landry 132 (TODD)
Emmanuel Sanders 121 (TODD/ZURAWSKI)
Brandon Marshall 114 (ZURAWSKI)
Willie Snead 104 (SNEEN)
Julian Edelman 101 (WALTERS/TODD)
Alshon Jeffery 89 (SWANSON)
Mike Wallace 84 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tyrell Williams 81 (SWANSON)
DeSean Jackson 70 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Steve Smith Sr. 56 (SNEEN)
Davante Adams 55 (WALTERS)
Marvin Jones 53 (MOON)
Michael Crabtree 52 (ASCHEBROOK)
Golden Tate 47 (WALTERS)
Kelvin Benjamin 45 (SWANSON/ZURAWSKI)
Jordan Matthews 45 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Sterling Shepard 40 (MOON)
Eric Decker 39 (SNEEN)
Michael Thomas 39 (ASCHEBROOK SR./TODD)
Jamison Crowder 38 (TODD)
Randall Cobb 37 (TODD/WALTERS)
Travis Benjamin 36 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Jeremy Maclin 36 (ASCHEBROOK)
Terrelle Pryor 33 (TODD)
Donte Moncrief 32 (ASCHEBROOK SR./TODD)
Corey Coleman 30 (MOON)
Stefon Diggs 30 (TODD)
Taylor Gabriel 17 (ASCHEBROOK)
Sammy Watkins 14 (ZURAWSKI/TODD)
Pierre Garcon 13 (SNEEN)
Keenan Allen 12 (ZURAWSKI)
John Brown 10 (SNEEN)
Ted Ginn Jr. 4 (SWANSON)
Quincy Enunwa 3 (SWANSON)
Cameron Meredith 2 (TODD)

TE
Travis Kelce 221 (WALTERS)
Greg Olsen 196 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Delanie Walker 174 (TODD)
Jordan Reed 151 (SNEEN)
Jimmy Graham 104 (ASCHEBROOK)
Rob Gronkowski 94 (ZURAWSKI)
Hunter Henry 72 (TODD/MOON)
Jason Witten 72 (ASCHEBROOK/WALTERS/SWANSON)
Martellus Bennett 59 (SWANSON)
Antonio Gates 54 (ZURAWSKI)
Julius Thomas 53 (MOON)
Tyler Eifert 45 (ASCHEBROOK)
Eric Ebron 40 (SWANSON/ZURAWSKI/TODD)
Coby Fleener 38 (SNEEN)
Zach Ertz 27 (SNEEN)
Dennis Pitta 26 (ASCHEBROOK)
Zach Miller 14 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Kyle Rudolph 10 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Cameron Brate 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Jared Cook 1 (ASCHEBROOK)

K
Justin Tucker 170 (MOON/ASCHEBROOK)
Stephen Gostkowski 126 (SNEEN)
Adam Vinatieri 120 (ZURAWSKI)
Mason Crosby 107 (ASCHEBROOK/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Matt Bryant 102 (SWANSON/WALTERS/ZURAWSKI)
Brandon McManus 91 (TODD)
Dan Bailey 84 (WALTERS/SNEEN/TODD)
Wil Lutz 72 (MOON)
Matt Prater 71 (WALTERS)
Graham Gano 45 (SWANSON)
Steven Hauschka 42 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dustin Hopkins 34 (ASCHEBROOK)
Cairo Santos 32 (SWANSON)
Josh Lambo 7 (WALTERS)

DF
Denver Broncos 132 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Carolina Panthers 98 (SWANSON)
Minnesota Vikings 90 (TODD/ASCHEBROOK)
Baltimore Ravens 82 (MOON)
New England Patriots 64 (SNEEN/WALTERS/ZURAWSKI)
Arizona Cardinals 58 (ASCHEBROOK)
Houston Texans 58 (WALTERS/SNEEN)
Seattle Seahawks 56 (ASCHEBROOK)
New York Giants 53 (ZURAWSKI/SNEEN/WALTERS)
Cincinnati Bengals 42 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON/WALTERS)
Green Bay Packers 34 (SNEEN/WALTERS)
Kansas City Chiefs 33 (MOON)
Miami Dolphins 33 (WALTERS/ZURAWSKI)
Pittsburgh Steelers 33 (TODD)
Atlanta Falcons 26 (SNEEN)
Philadelphia Eagles 21 (TODD)
Chicago Bears 17 (ZURAWSKI/WALTERS)
New York Jets 12 (ZURAWSKI)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12 (SNEEN)
San Diego Chargers 11 (TODD)
Buffalo Bills 10 (ZURAWSKI)
Dallas Cowboys 9 (SNEEN)
Detroit Lions 7 (TODD)
Tennessee Titans 6 (SWANSON)
Indianapolis Colts 2 (SNEEN)


Final Hypothetical Standings
Kathy Walters + Scott = Forever 13-3
Team ChowHounds 12-4
Moon's Microdongs 9-7
Fuck The Playoff System 8-8 
SNEEN MACHINE 7-9
Team Swanson 7-9
TyRod Henke 6-10
Team Moon 2-14