Wednesday, October 28, 2015

WRBL Week 7 2015

The Wisconsin Rapids Bro League

Week 7
Our 2nd semi-official season of blaming Cole Walters for Greg Hardy's attitude

Current Standings
O'Neal Division
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds (Father Aschebrook) 6-1 L1
Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness (Nick Zurawski) 5-2 W2
Sneen Machine (Tyler Sneen) 4-3 W1
Team Moon (Evan Moon) 3-4 W2
Bilbo Unable To Braggins (Scott Aschebrook) 2-5 W1

Barkley Division
Arian Foster's Achilles Heel (Alec Swanson) 4-3 L2
Spider 2 Y Banana (Andy Todd) 4-3 W1
Show Stoppers (Cole Walters) 3-4 L1
Team Silka (Alex Silka) 3-4 L3
Team Tiffany (Josh Tiffany) 1-6 L1

Week Seven Final Scores
TODD  150  ASCHEBROOK SR.  100
SNEEN  93  SILKA  45
ASCHEBROOK  136  SWANSON  114
MOON  127  WALTERS  102
ZURAWSKI  139  TIFFANY  132


Steve Mitchell - USA TODAY Sports
Hero of the Week: RB Lamar Miller (Bilbo Unable To Braggins)
Heroes of the Week: RB Lamar Miller (Aschebrook), RB Danny Woodhead (Tiffany), RB Todd Gurley (Todd)

Zeros of the Week: RB Isaiah Crowell (Silka), WR Torrey Smith (Silka), Owner Alex Silka (Silka)


Carlos Avila Gonzalez, The Chronicle
Zero of the Week: WR Torrey Smith (Team Silka)
Upcoming Week 8 Match-ups & NFL Schedule (in CT)
Bilbo Unable To Braggins v. Spider 2 Y Banana
Sneen Machine v. Team Tiffany
Team Moon v. Team Silka
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds v. Show Stoppers
Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness v. Arian Foster's Achilles Heel

BYE WEEK: Jacksonville Jaguars, Washington, Philadelphia Eagles, Buffalo Bills
Thursday Game: Miami @ New England 7:25 PM
Sunday: Detroit v. Kansas City (@ London) 8:30 AM
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta NOON
Arizona @ Cleveland NOON
San Francisco @ St. Louis NOON
NY Giants @ New Orleans NOON
Minnesota @ Chicago NOON
San Diego @ Baltimore NOON
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh NOON
Tennessee @ Houston NOON
NY Jets @ Oakland 3:05 PM
Seattle @ Dallas 3:25 PM
Green Bay @ Denver 7:30 PM


Monday: Indianapolis @ Carolina 7:30 PM

Bro...
The bye week blues have struck again. Three teams stacked with fantasy relevancy and Matt Forte/Alshon Jeffery had byes last week and the league's scoreboard showed quite a few unusual results as the final part of the bye week domino effect. Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds finally suffered their first loss at the hands of Spider 2 Y Banana and even though I scored 150 points and won by 50, I realize how lucky I was to have been scheduled against the best team in the league the week he does not have Aaron Rodgers, Matt Forte, Dion Lewis (injury), Emmanuel Sanders and underrated elite kicker Mason Crosby. I look forward to both teams being at full strength in our playoff match-up (Is that a guarantee!? uhhh... Sure). Team Silka and Team Moon both forgot to remove bye week players from their lineups but, Team Moon pulled off a Bro League first and won over the Show Stoppers despite starting 0-point RB Jeremy Hill. Team Silka did not suffer a similar fate whatsoever and put up a measly 45 points in a loss against Sneen Machine as a result of starting two legitimate zeros and two players on bye. 1-5 Scott became 2-5 Scott after upsetting Alec's team thanks to a ton of bye week players (A.J. Green, Demaryius Thomas, Brandon McManus, Tyler Eifert and Jeffery) and despite a 28-point performance from Arian Foster. Speaking of Foster, Alec renamed his squad "Arian Foster's Achilles Heel" after the Texans' one good player tore his Achilles, ending his season and putting Alec in a dark, emotional place. In the surprise game of the week, Team Tiffany put up a real, live battle against Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness thanks to Danny "PPR GOD" Woodhead but, still lost 132-139 because Nick knew what he was doing drafting players like Rob Gronkowski, Mark Ingram, Jarvis Landry, etc.. 

This week in the NFL, the Miami Campbells ended Houston's season in a second consecutive blowout thanks to Ryan Tannehill's four first-quarter touchdowns (cut to Scott going "Why now?!"). The London game was crazy and featured Blake "Joe Montana" Bortles throwing a game-winning touchdown despite a lackluster performance as a whole (cut to Scott's dad going "Why now?!"). Darren McFadden is back! and was quickly scooped up off waivers by Bilbo Unable To Braggins as he looks miles better than Joseph Randle and is unlikely to give that job back to Randle. In other RB news, Devonta Freeman finally chilled the fuck down and did a nice job (14 points) as opposed to the monstrous weeks he had been having. Also, Charcandrick West put up 20 points on my bench a week after Scott cut him for one bad game (only time will tell if this week or last was the fluke for Sharknado West). Not Charles Johnson (everyone's favorite sleeper), not Mike Wallace (the huge free-agent acquisiton), not Cordarrelle Patterson (the former first-rounder) and not even Jarius Wright (a serviceable vet) are the #1 Viking Wide Receiver as that role belongs to Maryland rookie Stefon Diggs (ANOTHER Scott waiver pick-up) and he appears to be the real deal. Lastly, the Lions fired Offensive Coordinator Joe Lombardi and will now hand the controls over to Jim Bob Cooter (best name ever) and this move will hopefully ignite Detroit's offensive weapons like Golden Tate, Ameer Abdullah or even Matthew Stafford so that any of them may become fantasy relevance.

Leon Halip/Getty Images
His real name is "James Robert Cooter" so remember, calling himself Jim Bob Cooter is a lifestyle choice that he has made.
This upcoming week gives us another annoying 8:30 AM CT London game between two awful teams (Detroit & Kansas City). It also gives us the first great Thursday Night game possibly ever between the Miami Campbells and New England Patriots. In other words, there will be around a dozen starters in this league already finished before Sunday's noon kickoffs. On byes this week are the Jaguars, LeSean McCoy, DeMarco Murray and that team full of nobodies so, adjust your lineups accordingly. Once again, there are only two three o'clock games and they aren't exactly inspiring (WHY ONLY TWO?). The Sunday night game is going to be must-watch television between two undefeated teams, Denver and Green Bay, and a whole bunch of fantasy relevant players including some major disappointments thus far like Peyton Manning, the Denver RB situation, Eddie Lacy and the revenge of Davante Adams. It should be a fun, competitive week and hopefully everyone adjusts their line-ups despite the fluky Team Moon win.

2015 Scoring Leaders
QB
Tom Brady 153 (TODD)
Aaron Rodgers 125 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Russell Wilson 107 (SILKA)
Matt Ryan 103 (SWANSON)
Philip Rivers 99 (MOON)
Andrew Luck 91 (ZURAWSKI)
Carson Palmer 74 (ASCHEBROOK)
Drew Brees 71 (SNEEN)
Peyton Manning 57 (TIFFANY)
Eli Manning 42 (WALTERS)
Tyrod Taylor 35 (ASCHEBROOK)
Cam Newton 32 (TIFFANY)
Blake Bortles 31 (TODD/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Sam Bradford 27 (MOON)
Andy Dalton 23 (WALTERS)Ben Roethlisberger 23 (WALTERS)
Derek Carr 13 (ZURAWSKI)
Colin Kaepernick 13 (SNEEN)
Alex Smith 13 (ZURAWSKI)
Ryan Tannehill 11 (ASCHEBROOK)
Tony Romo 6 (WALTERS)

RB
Devonta Freeman 160 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Mark Ingram 119 (ZURAWSKI)
Danny Woodhead 116 (TIFFANY)
Matt Forte 105 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Le'Veon Bell 100 (ZURAWSKI)
Jamaal Charles 96 (ASCHEBROOK)
Justin Forsett 95 (SNEEN)
Chris Ivory 92 (WALTERS)
Adrian Peterson 89 (MOON)
Lamar Miller 85 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
DeMarco Murray 85 (SNEEN)
Arian Foster 73 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Carlos Hyde 73 (TODD)
Doug Martin 67 (SWANSON)
LeSean McCoy 61 (WALTERS)
Jonathan Stewart 60 (TIFFANY)
Marshawn Lynch 58 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Latavius Murray 51 (MOON)
Todd Gurley 46 (TODD)
Jeremy Hill 36 (MOON)
C.J. Anderson 34 (TIFFANY)
Eddie Lacy 33 (SILKA)
T.J. Yeldon 33 (SNEEN)
DeAngelo Williams 30 (SILKA)
Giovani Bernard 29 (ZURAWSKI)
Frank Gore 28 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dion Lewis 28 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Ameer Abdullah 26 (TODD)
Melvin Gordon 26 (WALTERS)
Isaiah Crowell 23 (SILKA)
Duke Johnson Jr. 22 (TODD)
Theo Riddick 21 (WALTERS)
Karlos Williams 16 (ASCHEBROOK)
Alfred Morris 14 (SILKA)
Joseph Randle 13 (ASCHEBROOK)
Chris Johnson 12 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Branden Oliver 12 (TODD)
Tevin Coleman 9 (ZURAWSKI)
David Johnson 6 (SILKA)
Darren Sproles 6 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alfred Blue 5 (ZURAWSKI)
Lance Dunbar 5 (SWANSON)
Bishop Sankey 4 (WALTERS)
Darren McFadden 3 (ASCHEBROOK)
Rashad Jennings 1 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Matt Jones 1 (TODD)

WR
DeAndre Hopkins 164 (ZURAWSKI)
Julio Jones 164 (TODD)
Keenan Allen 143 (TIFFANY)
Antonio Brown 123 (SNEEN)
Julian Edelman 118 (SILKA)
Odell Beckham Jr. 115 (WALTERS)
Calvin Johnson 112 (SILKA)
Larry Fitzgerald 110 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Jarvis Landry 105 (ZURAWSKI)
Emmanuel Sanders 105 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
T.Y. Hilton 104 (WALTERS)
A.J. Green 103 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Demaryius Thomas 103 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Randall Cobb 87 (TODD)
Allen Robinson 82 (MOON)
Jordan Matthews 80 (SNEEN)
Steve Smith Sr. 64 (SNEEN)
John Brown 60 (MOON)
Donte Moncrief 58 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Brandon Marshall 51 (MOON)
Amari Cooper 46 (SWANSON)
Alshon Jeffery 40 (SWANSON)
Pierre Garcon 37 (ZURAWSKI)
Kendall Wright 35 (TODD)
Vincent Jackson 34 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandin Cooks 33 (TODD)
Golden Tate 33 (ASCHEBROOK/ZURAWSKI)
Rishard Matthews 32 (ASCHEBROOK/TIFFANY)
Mike Evans 30 (MOON)
Malcom Floyd 26 (WALTERS)
Tyler Lockett 24 (SILKA)
Jeremy Maclin 23 (ASCHEBROOK)
Danny Amendola 22 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Stefon Diggs 22 (ASCHEBROOK)
Sammy Watkins 22 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Travis Benjamin 18 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Mike Wallace 18 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Davante Adams 17 (MOON)
James Jones 14 (TODD)
Eric Decker 13 (SNEEN)
Andre Johnson 11 (ZURAWSKI)
Tavon Austin 10 (TIFFANY)
Rueben Randle 8 (WALTERS)
Stevie Johnson 7 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandon Coleman 6 (ASCHEBROOK)
Marques Colston 6 (TIFFANY)
Willie Snead 5 (SWANSON)
Charles Johnson 4 (MOON)

TE
Rob Gronkowski 121 (ZURAWSKI)
Tyler Eifert 96 (SWANSON)
Travis Kelce 91 (WALTERS)
Jimmy Graham 79 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Jason Witten 78 (TIFFANY)
Martellus Bennett 72 (SNEEN)
Delanie Walker 62 (TODD)
Greg Olsen 52 (MOON)
Antonio Gates 48 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jordan Cameron 43 (SILKA)
Gary Barnidge 34 (TIFFANY)
Zach Ertz 30 (MOON)
Charles Clay 25 (TODD/SWANSON)
Dwayne Allen 10 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jared Cook 9 (TODD)
Benjamin Watson 9 (ASCHEBROOK)
Larry Donnell 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Kyle Rudolph 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Austin Seferian-Jenkins 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
Julius Thomas 1 (SNEEN)

K
Stephen Gostkowski 79 (ASCHEBROOK)
Steven Hauschka 75 (TIFFANY)
Justin Tucker 62 (SNEEN)
Mason Crosby 51 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Matt Bryant 49 (WALTERS)
Brandon McManus 44 (SWANSON)
Dan Bailey 37 (MOON)
Chandler Catanzaro 36 (TODD)
Blair Walsh 32 (MOON)
Robbie Gould 21 (SILKA)
Matt Prater 19 (ZURAWSKI)
Cody Parkey 16 (SILKA)
Andrew Franks 14 (TODD)
Josh Brown 11 (ZURAWSKI)
Josh Lambo 9 (SWANSON)
Dustin Hopkins 7 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dan Carpenter 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Adam Vinatieri -1 (SWANSON)

DF
Denver Broncos 105 (SILKA)
Seattle Seahawks 72 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
St. Louis Rams 64 (SNEEN)
Carolina Panthers 57 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
New York Jets 52 (MOON/ZURAWSKI)
Buffalo Bills 41 (WALTERS)
Philadelphia Eagles 39 (TODD)
New England Patriots 36 (TIFFANY)
Kansas City Chiefs 28 (MOON)
Arizona Cardinals 23 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Atlanta Falcons 13 (SWANSON)
Houston Texans 12 (ASCHEBROOK)
Miami Dolphins 7 (TODD)
Indianapolis Colts 1 (ZURAWSKI)
Green Bay Packers -1 (TIFFANY)
Cleveland Browns -3 (ZURAWSKI)
Baltimore Ravens -4 (SWANSON/ZURAWSKI/SNEEN)

Hypothetical Standings (If the 5 highest scoring teams were winners each week)
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds 6-1
Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness 5-2
Arian Foster's Achilles Heel 5-2
Spider 2 Y Banana 4-3
Sneen Machine 4-3
Team Moon 4-3
Bilbo Unable To Braggins 2-5
Team Tiffany 2-5
Team Silka 2-5

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Guide to the 2015-16 NBA Season (ft. Roster Ranks & Predictions)

We are less than a week away from NBA on TNT returning (6 PM CT, Tuesday night) with the best post-game crew in sports and two marquee match-ups between the Cavs and Bulls (7 PM CT) plus the Pelicans at the defending champion Golden State Warriors (9:30 PM CT). Let that sink in. Are we really ready for basketball to start already? There has not been anywhere near enough hype for this season even though we are coming off a greatly entertaining year and a ton of stars are returning from injuries (Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant, Carmelo Anthony to name a few). It also feels like the NFL season just began but, apparently they are already seven weeks into their season! There are still nine Thursday Night Football games to suffer through that will create the now-annual conflict of "Do I watch Titans-Jaguars or Cavaliers-Heat?". The answer is always obvious and yet, the NFL continues to win. Heck, even baseball is still going (even though there are only a handful of games remaining) and the World Series is going to be huge as two franchises with a history of bad luck face each other for their first title in my lifetime. As much as I love the NBA and have missed seeing basketball these last few months, I just think that the 66-game season when all of the games started on Christmas day was the best amount of attention that regular season basketball has garnered these past few years and it's an idea that (while clearly never happening because $$$$$) should be explored for the sake of maximum hype the way the NFL builds up over the off-season.

For the third consecutive season, I will be ranking the players on each individual roster based on... impact? what order of the rotation they'll be in? how good they are? I'm not really certain myself but, just assume it is one of those three criteria. I'm including each players 2013-14 PER (Player Efficiency Rating) next to their names. As a reminder or for those who are not aware, here's a basic summary of what each number or level could be defined as...

- A Year For the Ages: 35.0
- Runaway MVP Candidate: 30.0
- Strong MVP Candidate: 27.5
- Weak MVP Candidate: 25.0
- Bona fide All-Star: 22.5
- Borderline All-Star: 20.0
- Solid 2nd option: 18.0
- 3rd Banana: 16.5
- Pretty good player: 15.0
- In the rotation: 13.0
- Scrounging for minutes: 11.0
- Definitely renting: 9.0
- The Next Stop: DLeague 5.0

I will also have you, the reader, know that I did these roster rankings over the past week and some players may have been released since I began because of the end of the preseason and roster limitations.
+ = Potentially out for the season
R = Rookie
DNP = Did Not Play

Here are my 2015-16 Roster Ranks along with a summary of each of the teams' outlooks. Enjoy.

Atlanta Hawks
Head Coach: Mike Budenholzer
2014-15 results: 60-22, swept by Cleveland in Eastern Conference Finals
Al Horford21.4
Paul Millsap20.1
Jeff Teague20.6
Kyle Korver14.8
Thabo Sefolosha13.8
Dennis Schroder15.7
Tiago Splitter19
Kent Bazemore9.7
Mike Scott15.1
Mike Muscala18.1
Tim Hardaway Jr.12.1
Shelvin Mack13.2
Walter TavaresR
Justin Holiday12.1
Terran PettewayR

Atlanta stunned the world with their dominance over the Eastern Conference last season and absolutely no one had them finishing the regular season as the #1 seed in the East. Ultimately, they were not the best team in the Eastern Conference (proven by Cleveland's sweeping of them in the Conference Finals) and plenty of flaws were exposed throughout the postseason after Thabo Sefolosha's incident with the NYPD. The good news is Thabo is back, the bad news is Pero Antic' left for Europe and the team's major off-season addition was Tiago Splitter (Championship experience but, not the shooter that Antic' could have been). The team looks a bit deeper but, most teams do before the season starts and player's injuries single-handedly destroy teams. This team wasn't crazy young to begin with (most players were in their primes last season & Korver is in his mid-30's) so, you should expect some regression even though Atlanta is one of three locks to make the Eastern Conference's side of the playoffs (Chicago & Cleveland being the other two). 

Boston Celtics
Head Coach: Brad Stevens
2014-15 results: 40-42, swept by Cleveland Cavaliers in First Round
Isaiah Thomas20.6
Jae Crowder13.9
Kelly Olynyk15.9
Amir Johnson15.4
Avery Bradley11.5
Marcus Smart11
Evan Turner12.9
Tyler Zeller19
Jared Sullinger17.9
Perry Jones III6.9
James Young8.5
David Lee17.9
R.J. HunterR
Terry RozierR
Jonas Jerebko15
Boston was another surprise out of the East as nobody had any realistic expectations of them clinching a playoff spot and yet, that's exactly what they did thanks to Head Coach Brad Stevens and the mid-season acquisition of Isaiah Thomas. Since their 8-1 finish over the final nine games of last season, Boston added a defensive force in Amir Johnson, a project in Perry Jones III and the rotting corpse of David Lee. Don't get me wrong, David Lee could absolutely have something left in the tank but, he's not an All-NBA player anymore. Ultimately, this team is a bunch of puzzling puzzle pieces that will probably fit together because of the coaching genius that is Brad Stevens but, I have my doubts on the team whose best player is Isaiah Thomas (see: Early 2010's Kings). 

Brooklyn Nets
Head Coach: Lionel Hollins
2014-15 results: 38-44, lost in 6 to the Atlanta Hawks in First Round
Brook Lopez22.8
Joe Johnson14.1
Thaddeus Young15.7
Jarrett Jack14.6
Bojan Bogdanovic'11.6
Wayne Ellington11.7
Andrea Bargnani16.7
Donald Sloan13.2
Shane Larkin10.9
Markel Brown9.2
Thomas Robinson15.3
Rondae Hollis-JeffersonR
Chris McColloughR
Sergey Karasev10.6
Quincy Miller7.4
The intentions of the 2015-16 Nets are unclear. Are they trying to tank? Are they just hoping they can grab onto that depressing eighth seed again? If they wanted to succeed, they never should have dumped Deron Williams for nothing. If they wanted to tank, why didn't they trade Joe Johnson to Cleveland or another suitor when they had the chance? Why are they wasting Brook Lopez's prime? This feels like another 2013-14 Milwaukee Bucks scenario all over again where, from the outside, this team looks like they'll either be low in lottery odds or an obvious first round bounce from the playoffs but, they ultimately end up with 20 wins or fewer. I mean... they project Donald Sloan as their opening night Point Guard and we don't need to look far (last season's Pacers) to tell how poorly that will end up for the team. I expect half of this roster to be dealt at the deadline or earlier as this is a hopeless franchise going nowhere fast. This also the last stop for Wayne Ellington, Andrea Bargnani and Thomas Robinson to prove themselves as real NBA players. The only hope this team has is #29 overall pick Chris McCollough exceeding expectations and potential draft-steal Rondae Hollis-Jefferson maturing offensively and we all know how poorly a lot of late first-rounders turn out.

Charlotte Hornets
Head Coach: Steve Clifford
2014-15 results: 33-49
Al Jefferson19.7
Kemba Walker17.7
Michael Kidd-Gilchrist+15.1
Nicolas Batum13.1
Cody Zeller14.1
Jeremy Lin15.6
Brian Roberts11.7
Marvin Williams11.8
Tyler Hansbrough13.3
Jeremy Lamb15
Spencer Hawes9.8
Frank KaminskyR
P.J. Hairston9
Troy Daniels9.6
Aaron HarrisonR
It's become increasingly clear that GM Rich Cho and/or Owner Michael Jordan have no idea what they are doing with the Hornets. Frank Kaminsky may have had any chance of a successful NBA career thwarted when Charlotte took him even though they already had two different versions of him already on the roster (Zeller & Hawes). It was bad enough when this team was fully healthy but, now Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is possibly out for the entire season due to shoulder surgery. The team's starting lineup is fine (Walker, Lamb/Roberts/Lin?, Batum, Jefferson, Zeller) and the bench will be serviceable but, the entire team just feels like a mismatch schematically speaking. Last year's first-rounder P.J. Hairston would have had a chance at breaking out if the team hadn't traded for Jeremy Lamb and Nicolas Batum is coming off a terrible season where he totally lost the ability to shoot. Jordan and Cho better hope this team is coached well early or they will have to make the always tricky decision of firing Steve Clifford. "Psycho T" Tyler Hansbrough could shine defensively even while all the other bigs are trying to figure out how to play basketball together.

Chicago Bulls
Head Coach: Fred Hoiberg
2014-15 results: 50-32, lost in 6 to Cleveland Cavaliers in Conference Semifinals
Chicago Bulls
Jimmy Butler21.3
Pau Gasol22.7
Derrick Rose15.9
Joakim Noah15.3
Taj Gibson16.1
Mike Dunleavy Jr.11.6
Nikola Mirotic'17.9
Aaron Brooks14.5
Bobby PortisR
Tony Snell10.2
Kirk Hinrich6.8
Doug McDermott6.1
E'Twaun Moore10.4
Cameron Bairstow2.1
Jordan CrawfordDNP
We have seen Derrick Rose's best days, we have seen Joakim Noah's best days, we have seen Pau Gasol's best days and that leaves all of the pressure on the one All-Star that is still in his prime, Jimmy Butler. If what we saw from Jimmy Buckets last season is any indication, the Bulls are in tremendous hands as this Shooting Guard can do everything the team asks of him both offensively and defensively. Despite the Rose/Noah/Gasol trio likely on a decline, those are still a fantastic and intimidating group of three players to have behind the new and future face of the franchise. Rose will miss some games, look like the old MVP Derrick Rose in some games and hog the ball and toss bricks during other games. Gasol will be Pau Gasol as long as new Head Coach Fred Hoiberg does not ask him to do too much offensively. Joakim Noah is someone the organization should be worried about as he looked exhausted and ineffective at the back-end of last season. The Bulls also have quite possibly the best bench in the Eastern Conference with long-range shooter Mike Dunleavy Jr., an intriguing rookie in PF Bobby Portis and hopefully, Nikola Mirotic' can dodge the sophomore slump season that is common among rookies who exceed expectations early.

Cleveland Cavaliers
Head Coach: David Blatt
2014-15 results: 53-29, lost NBA Finals in 6 to Golden State Warriors
Lebron James26
Kyrie Irving21.6
Kevin Love18.9
Tristan Thompson15.7
Iman Shumpert11.5
Anderson Varejao17.7
Mo Williams15.5
Timofey Mozgov16.6
J.R. Smith13.6
Richard Jefferson11.3
Matthew Dellavedova8.6
James Jones11.1
Joe Harris5.6
Austin Daye8.3
Jared Cunningham7.4

Cleveland is still looking for their first championship in a professional sport since the 1964 Cleveland Browns won something not named the Super Bowl yet. The Cavaliers came pretty close last season until the unstoppable force that was Golden State took them and Kyrie Irving out. The big three of Lebron, Kyrie and Love have returned as have the MOZGOD, Jumper Ridiculous Smith, Dellavedownunder and Basketball's James Jones. After all of the rumors that had Cleveland acquiring a threat from deep like Joe Johnson or Jamal Crawford, the team settled on a way-past-his-prime Richard Jefferson who can kind of shoot and sort of play basketball still but, he does not do anything miraculous. Anderson Varejao has returned after another injury-filled season in which he was absent for the entirety of the Cavs' playoff run. If Varejao can be 75% of what he was pre-2014, this team is in excellent shape for another Eastern Conference title. Also, Mo Williams scored 50 points in a game last year and even though the opportunity probably will not present itself this season, he can still help offensively in ways Matthew Dellavedova couldn't down the stretch. Now that basically everybody on the roster has played a full season together, it's championship or bust for David Blatt and company.

Detroit Pistons
Head Coach: Stan Van Gundy
2014-15 results: 32-50
Andre Drummond21.5
Reggie Jackson17.2
Brandon Jennings19.7
Stanley JohnsonR
Ersan Ilyasova16.9
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope11.2
Marcus Morris13.7
Aron Baynes16
Jodie Meeks14.2
Steve Blake9.5
Anthony Tolliver11.1
Joel Anthony14.7
Spencer Dinwiddie10.3
Reggie Bullock6.2
Danny Granger8.7

The two-headed Point Guard monster of Brandon Jennings/Reggie Jackson worked out surprisingly well after Jackson was acquired from Oklahoma City via trade and the two will be healthy this season (at least, they are now) so, expect them to continue to steal minutes from each other and give Stan Van headaches while also producing. The gaping hole that Greg Monroe has left will be extremely difficult to fill and Aron Baynes is never anyone's first choice for such an important role. Experts seriously questioned the sanity of management when Detroit took Stanley Johnson in this year's draft over Justise Winslow but, he's looked nice over minor summer games and should play an important part in the Pistons' lineup right away. This still is not the deepest team ever despite the additions of Baynes, Marcus Morris, Steve Blake and Ersan Ilyasova but, they won't be picking in the top ten again next season.

Indiana Pacers
Head Coach: Frank Vogel
2014-15 results:38-44
Paul George13
Monta Ellis16.6
Rodney Stuckey15.5
Jordan Hill16.2
George Hill21.5
C.J. Miles14.1
Solomon Hill10.2
Ian Mahinmi10.8
Chase Budinger12.3
Myles TurnerR
Lavoy Allen14.9
Toney Douglas11.3
Joseph YoungR
Glen Robinson III8.5
Shayne Whittington20
A team with so many wildcards last season, it was amazing how dull watching this team could be at moments last year, even while just barely missing the postseason. Paul George has returned from a devastating torn ACL and time will tell as to whether or not he returns into MVP discussions (I'm thinking he will). GM Larry Bird helped Indiana's cause a tad this off-season by signing Monta Ellis and a hopefully-not-phoning-it-in Jordan Hill. The team also landed the 11th overall pick and took Myles Turner, a Center who they hope eventually takes over where Roy Hibbert left off. Other than a few additions of players with little to no successful postseason experience, the future is not overly bright for the Pacers organization and at moments this season, we will be watching Paul George the same way we saw Lebron in his first stay with the Cavaliers, wondering "Can they please just find anyone to help this guy out?". 

Miami Heat
Head Coach: Erik Spoelstra
2014-15 results: 37-45
Chris Bosh19.9
Goran Dragic'17.5
Dwyane Wade21.4
Hassan Whiteside26.3
Luol Deng15.5
Josh McRoberts10.2
Gerald Green15.5
Chris Andersen16.1
Mario Chalmers11.8
Justise WinslowR
Amare' Stoudemire20.4
James Ennis11.5
Udonis Haslem10.7
Tyler Johnson12.1
John Lucas III13
Don't be shocked if this team enters the Cavs-Bulls-Hawks discussion this season. Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade already have plenty of playoff experience together and the hole left by Lebron last season has now been filled with the quietly excellent depth provided by Dragic', Deng, McRoberts, Gerald Green and rookie Justise Winslow. The key to this team entering the top four in the East is if Winslow can live up to expectations for even half of his rookie season. Amare' Stoudemire might be washed up as a starter but, coming off the bench worked out pretty damn well for him in Dallas last season. Hassan Whiteside is an enigma that averages somewhere around zero assists and fifteen rebounds a game. Erik Spoeltsra is a top five NBA Head Coach and he could really do wonders with the bright future of Miami basketball.

Milwaukee Bucks
Head Coach: Jason Kidd
2014-15 results: 41-41, lost in 6 to Chicago Bulls in First Round
Khris Middleton15.7
Greg Monroe21.3
Giannis Antetokounmpo14.9
Jabari Parker14.6
Michael Carter-Williams14.1
John Henson18.1
O.J. Mayo13.6
Greivis Vasquez12.7
Jerryd Bayless11.2
Miles Plumlee13.4
Chris Copeland7.4
Tyler Ennis7.4
Rashad VaughnR
Johnny O'Bryant III3.8
Jorge Gutierrez11.1
If Khris Middleton can pull off a repeat of last season WITH a healthy Jabari Parker, this team could be very threatening to the currently elite teams in the East. The addition of Greg Monroe was a stunner that will take some time for the team to get adjusted to but, everything should be solved by April. All the panicking about Milwaukee's offense and potential spacing issues are somewhat warranted and yet, after two impressive seasons of Jason Kidd coaching in the NBA, I don't really have any doubt that this team is going to be in championship contention if not this season, next season. O.J. Mayo is in a contract season and passes the eye-test of looking like he is in much better shape than he has been in his Bucks tenure. It would not be baffling to see Mayo have his best year since he was in Memphis. The team made a move questioned by many that already seems to have worked in their favor by replacing now-injured Jared Dudley's bench offense and minutes with Greivis Vasquez's offense and minutes. Chris Copeland and Miles Plumlee are interesting players that could work out really well in the right system and oh yeah, every young guy had a full off-season to improve and 19-year old Rashad Vaughn could end up being a draft steal based on the growing aura of hype inside the organization. It's sort of impossible not to feel good about this team after 44 years of little-to-no hope. 

New York Knicks
Head Coach: Derek Fisher
2014-15 results: 17-65
Carmelo Anthony21.6
Robin Lopez16.3
Arron Afflalo10.7
Jose Calderon11.3
Kyle O'Quinn14.9
Kevin Seraphin12.6
Jerian GrantR
Derrick Williams12.9
Kristaps PorzingisR
Langston Galloway12.4
Lance Thomas8
Lou Amundson11.8
Sasha Vujacic'DNP
Cleanthony Early8.5
Thanasis AntetokounmpoDNP
Phil Jackson, if you are reading this, PLEASE TRADE CARMELO ANTHONY. I don't feel bad for Carmelo as much as I feel bad for basketball fans who have to watch this dude waste his prime (the latter years of it at least) on this sinkhole of an NBA team. The Knicks are actually planning on starting #4 overall pick and virtual unknown Kristaps Porzingis at Power Forward opening night. Reminder: Kristaps Porzingis is 20 and has never played in this country. Robin Lopez is a nice piece on a good team but, has never proven to perform well on bad teams up to this point in his career. Arron Afflalo has also been a part of many basement teams previously and is not the free agent the Knicks should have gone after if they wanted a playoff berth. Kyle O'Quinn will be a good addition off the bench while Derrick Williams will also get unsatisfying minutes with little production. Jerian Grant is most likely to be the breakout player on this roster as he is a perfect fit for the triangle offense ran by Fisher and Jackson. They might not be 17-65 bad but, this is still a very, very bad basketball team.

Orlando Magic
Head Coach: Scott Skiles
2014-15 results: 25-57
Tobias Harris16.8
Victor Oladipo16
Nikola Vucevic'21.6
Elfrid Payton13.9
Aaron Gordon11.4
C.J. Watson15.4
Evan Fournier12.5
Mario HezonjaR
Channing Frye9.5
Jason Smith12
Andrew Nicholson10.4
Dewayne Dedmon13.3
Shabazz Napier9.3
Roy Devyn Marble5.9
Greg Stiemsma7.9
Orlando made one of the more puzzling decisions of the off-season by not just waiting for a Tom Thibodeau to get fired and instead hiring Scott "first round exit" Skiles. Orlando is much like Milwaukee in that both teams are stacked with youth. Victor Oladipo appears to be a very good, not elite NBA player, Elfird Payton and Aaron Gordon are both ready for a breakout while the team also just made another top ten choice in the draft in Croatian Forward Mario Hezonja. Only time will tell if any of those experiments live up to their draft position. Tobias Harris is still on that level right behind All-Star where he's not quite good enough to ever get recognized and Nikola Vucevic' is right there with him. Another off-season working together will be vital in the improvement the Magic see this year and they are in the conversation for who finishes as the #8 seed.

Philadelphia 76ers
Head Coach: Brett Brown
2014-15 results: 18-64
Nerlens Noel15
Jahlil OkaforR
Robert Covington14.7
Tony Wroten15
Isaiah Canaan12.4
Jerami Grant8.7
JaKarr Sampson9.4
Nik Stauskas7.5
Kendall Marshall12.4
Hollis Thompson11
Carl Landry14.9
Richaun HolmesR
J.P. TokotoR
Furkan Aldemir12
Christian WoodR
One more year. Joel Embiid re-injuring his foot sucks and severely hampers any chance of him becoming a super-duper-star. Sadly, this team will not top 25 wins without Embiid on the court BUT, that does not mean there won't be any bright lights leading Philadelphia to the end of the tank-so-hard tunnel. Jahlil Okafor was the #1 player on my big board in this year's draft and he will be a force offensively while Nerlens Noel will continue to play like a future Defensive Player of the Year candidate. The guards are still a mess with Isaiah Canaan and Tony Wroten starting and not playing like one of the 45 best guards in the league. Robert Covington is another bright spot as he can have stretches where he looks like Peja Stojakovic' from deep whilst also still looking like a young 76ers kid who has no idea what to do. I love, love, love the additions of Nik Stauskas and Kendall Marshall as neither have been given fair chances (without injuring themselves) off of a bench. JaKarr Sampson and Jerami Grant are still around because somebody somewhere believes in them. Brett Brown has gone through a ton of losing and worst of all, so have the fans of Philadelphia but, I am truly under the impression that this is the last year where they will be the laughing stock of the NBA. 

Toronto Raptors
Head Coach: Dwane Casey
2014-15 results: 49-33, swept by Washington Wizards in First Round
Kyle Lowry19.3
DeMar DeRozan17.5
Jonas Valanciunas20.6
DeMarre Carroll15.9
Terrence Ross11.2
Patrick Patterson14.7
James Johnson17.9
Luis Scola16.8
Bismack Biyombo15.2
Cory Joseph15.6
Delon WrightR
Bruno Caboclo-1.8
Lucas Nogueira5.2
Anthony Bennett11.4
Norman PowellR
Canada's basketball team is widely expected to regress, mostly due to the improving conference in which they reside. The underrated big three of Lowry/DeRozan/Valanciunas is back for another shot at making the second round and they added former-Hawk DeMarre Carroll along for the ride. Carroll was a breakout player for the #1 team in the East last year and his signing went mostly unnoticed by the national media. He probably won't be as good as he was last year but, Terrence Ross should be much more efficient in Lou Williams' sixth man role than Ross has been in years past. A player that has always been underrated in his days with Charlotte, Bismack Biyombo is finally on a playoff-caliber roster and fitted comfortably in a role off the bench. Cory Joseph was an excellent pickup as he already has the tutelage of Gregg Popovich and Tony Parker in his NBA experience and will come off the bench once again when he could easily start for a handful of teams in this league. Delon Wright will come into play as well as he carries a strength defensively that no other Guards have on the Raptors. Dwane Casey was widely speculated as a goner after last postseason's failures and if they can't make the second round this year, it's pretty close to a guarantee that his days in the six are over. 

Washington Wizards
Head Coach: Randy Wittman
2014-15 results: 46-36, lost in 6 to Atlanta Hawks in Conference Semifinals 
John Wall19.9
Marcin Gortat18.3
Bradley Beal14
Nene'14.3
Alan Anderson10.6
Otto Porter Jr.11.6
Kris Humphries15.5
Jared Dudley12.3
Ramon Sessions11.2
Gary Neal11.1
Garrett Temple10.9
Drew Gooden11.9
Martell Webster5.9
Kelly OubreR
DeJuan Blair7.8
Randy Wittman had some weird moments as a coach last year (remember him flipping the dry erase board constantly?) and he still hasn't reached an Eastern Conference Finals despite the talented trio of Wall, Beal and Gortat that most coaches (like 25 of them) would kill to have. Nene' is not getting any younger and Jared Dudley will miss a couple of months due to off-season surgery instead of immediately replacing the ridiculously clutch Paul "Toronto killer" Pierce. If Alan Anderson is the answer, I do not want to know the question. Kelly Oubre Jr. was taken in the first round and is expected to play a pivotal role in this team's rotation but, I'm just not seeing it this season. 2015-16 will be the year of Otto Porter Jr.. The former #3 pick in the worst draft ever (2013) will be relied upon to start at Small Forward and play better defense than... well... this. To be completely honest, the roster looks a lot weaker than last season but, there is still hope that we have not seen John Wall's best or even Bradley Beal's best and it's not like this bench is inexperienced. Washington should be a top-5 team in the East.

Dallas Mavericks
Head Coach: Rick Carlisle
2014-15 results: 50-32, lost in 5 to Houston Rockets in First Round
Chandler Parsons16.4
Dirk Nowitzki19.3
Wesley Matthews16.1
Deron Williams15.7
Zaza Pachulia15.7
Devin Harris14.9
J.J. Barea15.1
Samuel Dalembert11.8
Charlie Villanueva17.5
Jeremy Evans20.6
John Jenkins15.9
JaVale McGee14.4
Raymond Felton12.5
Dwight Powell13.9
Justin AndersonR
After losing the DeAndre Jordan sweepstakes, Dallas is basically screwed for the upcoming season. Dirk isn't young anymore, Wes Matthews is coming off of a Torn Achilles, Deron Williams has slowed down a ton and ZaZa Pachulia isn't exactly a beacon of youth anymore either. This starting lineup looks good on paper and will be lackluster in execution. It's not like the bench is any better as that too is stacked with older names (Felton, Villanueva, Dalembert, Harris) as a result of Mark Cuban's carefree dealing of nearly every early draft pick since the early 2000's. Thankfully for Dallas's sake, they still have an excellent coach in Rick Carlisle but, this team needs to add fresher legs than they have in order to truly contend or even sneak into the playoffs.

Denver Nuggets
Head Coach: Mike Malone
2014-15 results: 30-52
Kenneth Faried18.5
Wilson Chandler13.2
Jusuf Nurkic'14.8
Danilo Gallinari16.8
Emmanuel MudiayR
Jameer Nelson12.1
Will Barton13.6
J.J. Hickson14.4
Darrell Arthur11.6
Gary Harris5
Randy Foye11
Mike Miller4.6
Nick Johnson4.8
Joffrey Lauvergne10.5
Erick Green9
Not even the elevation levels of the Rocky Mountains can save this team from the impending lottery pick they'll have in 2016. Last season's Nugget team was the most embarrassing team in the NBA if you heard anything about how Brian Shaw ran the place and hiring Mike Malone should have only positive implications on the future of the franchise. With a court and roster re-design, it's clear this team is cleaning their slate and searching for a new identity. Unfortunately, you need to do some sucking before you become excellent in a league like this and no matter how good Emmanuel Mudiay might be this season, he won't be Ty Lawson just yet. A healthy Danilo Gallinari should add some offensive firepower this team has missed for a few years but, let's be honest, they're getting a high lottery pick next year unless Gary Harris became Dwyane Wade overnight.

Your defending 2015 NBA Champion Golden State Warriors
Head Coach: Steve Kerr
2014-15 results: 67-15, won the Championship in 6 over Cleveland Cavaliers
Stephen Curry28.1
Klay Thompson20.9
Draymond Green16.4
Harrison Barnes13.4
Andrew Bogut15.8
Andre Iguodala12.3
Marreese Speights19.6
Shaun Livingston12.9
Festus Ezeli16.2
Leandro Barbosa15.3
Jason Thompson10.2
James Michael McAdoo17.8
Brandon Rush0.8
Ian Clark8.8
Kevon LooneyR
Rarely does a defending NBA Champion have so little turnover on the roster from their championship season into the year after. Rarely does a starting lineup that was so young win an NBA title. Rarely do two guards shoot their way into rings. Barely ever does a Head Coach win a title in his first year. This is one of the most unique and exciting teams in NBA history so, enjoy it while it lasts even if you are on the losing end of it. They did lose a decrepit David Lee and the barely-used Justin Holiday but, replaced them with experienced rebounder Jason Thompson and rookie Kevon Looney. They probably won't get as lucky health-wise or opponent's health-wise but, this is still an incredibly strong basketball team that has great odds at winning back-to-back titles for the first time in franchise history.

Houston Rockets
Head Coach: Kevin McHale
2014-15 results: 56-26, lost in 5 to Warriors in Conference Finals
James Harden26.8
Dwight Howard19.3
Ty Lawson18.5
Trevor Ariza12.7
Terrence Jones18.3
Patrick Beverley11.4
Corey Brewer14
Donatas Motiejunas14.4
Clint Capela12.1
K.J. McDaniels10.7
Jason Terry11.5
Marcus Thornton15
Montrezl HarrellR
Sam DekkerR
Chris WalkerR
Another team with a surprising amount of returning players, Houston was in great shape BEFORE the troubled Ty Lawson fell into GM Daryl Morey's lap. Dwight Howard is another year older and won't be playing 82 games again but, that does not mean he won't be one of the five best defensive players in the league and one of the poster-children of great bigs in the NBA. James Harden should have won the regular season MVP last season and he will carry that extra chip on his shoulder next to the dozens of other chips he already has up there. Sam Dekker was a weird pick and probably won't come into play in key moments this season. One big thing to keep an eye on is the progress of PF/C Clint Capela who barely got any regular season minutes and then was used frequently in their impressive playoff run. The former first-rounder is entering his second season in the league and I expect a ton of progress from the Swiss prodigy.

Los Angeles Clippers
Head Coach: Doc Rivers
2014-15 results: 56-26, lost in 7 to Houston Rockets in Conference Semifinals
Blake Griffin22.9
Chris Paul26
DeAndre Jordan21
J.J. Redick16.2
Paul Pierce15.2
Jamal Crawford16.7
Josh Smith14.9
Lance Stephenson8.9
Wesley Johnson11.1
Austin Rivers10.4
Cole Aldrich18.2
Luc Mbah a Moute10.6
Pablo Prigioni12.3
Chuck Hayes10.4
C.J. Wilcox8.6

The trio of Blake-CP3-DeAndre has been been together and coached by Doc Rivers for two years and has yet to make the Western Conference Finals. That might not seem like a big deal but, when a team is trying to win over the Lakers' city, they must win more now. That was clearly the mentality for General Manager Doc Rivers (he does both jobs) as the team signed veteran and Doc-favorite Paul Pierce, occasional-migraine-coming-off-a-playoff-team Josh Smith and always-a-migraine Lance Stephenson. It seems weird saying this but, if this team makes the Finals, it is easily the best coaching job Doc has ever done even though he already has a ring from the 2007-08 Celtics. The chemistry mismatch that is this team could implode at any moment or gel perfectly into the Western Conference Finals. It is a total coin-flip this year.

Los Angeles Lakers
Head Coach: Byron Scott
2014-15 results: 21-61
Kobe Bryant17.7
Roy Hibbert15.5
D'Angelo RussellR
Lou Williams19.9
Julius Randle-7.5
Jodan Clarkson16.9
Brandon Bass16.4
Nick Young14.3
Larry Nance Jr.R
Ryan Kelly8.6
Tarik Black14.8
Robert Sacre10.9
Anthony BrownR
Metta World PeaceDNP
Jabari Brown11
Kobe Bryant might still have the tendencies of the old Kobe but, that doesn't make him play as well as the old Kobe. Surrounding the former All-Star is a cast of nobodys who used to be somebodys and a few promising prospects. The Lakers almost completely rebuilt the roster that went 21-61 a year ago with the acquisitions of Roy Hibbert via trade, Sixth Man of the Year Lou Williams via free agency and Boston big Brandon Bass also via free agency. None of these players automatically add wins although I will say that Roy Hibbert was one of the best Centers in the league three years ago and talent does not just disappear like his has so, it is possible that he has a comeback season to remember here. Speaking of comebacks, the future of Laker basketball is a bit brighter today with the return of Julius Randle from a torn ACL in the first game of last season. The youth got even stronger this off-season with the drafting of PG D'Angelo Russell and the controversial choice of PF Larry Nance Jr. (who nobody had going in the first round). Jordan Clarkson also showed some flashes as a rookie last season and could be a quality 7th man in this line-up. 

Memphis Grizzlies
Head Coach: Dave Joerger
2014-15 results: 55-27, lost in 6 to Golden State Warriors in Conference Semifinals
Marc Gasol21.7
Mike Conley18.6
Zach Randolph19.5
Jeff Green14.5
Tony Allen14.7
Courtney Lee11.5
Brandan Wright20.4
Matt Barnes11.3
Beno Udrih15.5
Vince Carter9.7
Ryan Hollins13.2
Jordan Adams12.9
Jarnell Stokes18.7
Jarell MartinDNP
JaMychal Green14.9
The Warriors would have won the series whether or not Mike Conley was injured but, it was abundantly obvious that Memphis's chances were hindered by a hampered Conley at Point Guard. The window is either closing or already closed for this team with Zach Randolph slowly declining and another year without enough offensive help (Jeff Green is nowhere near enough). Brandan Wright will be another great defensive addition to this team and I'm sure nobody has a chance at dropping 90 points on them ever (sarcasm noted) but seriously, where is the offense? Matt Barnes fits in the same boat as an inconsistent shooter and solid defender. If anything goes wrong with Marc Gasol, this team is screwed.

Minnesota Timberwolves
Head Coach: Sam Mitchell
2014-15 results: 16-66
Andrew Wiggins14
Karl-Anthony TownsR
Nikola Pekovic'16.7
Ricky Rubio15.2
Kevin Martin16.7
Gorgui Dieng17.3
Shabazz Muhammad20
Zach LaVine11.3
Andre Miller13.4
Adreian Payne7.7
Kevin Garnett15.3
Tayshaun Prince12
Tyus JonesR
Damjan Rudez8.2
Nemanja BjelicaR
The Bucks of the West, Minnesota is one or two years behind Milwaukee as Andrew Wiggins isn't at an All-Star level quite yet (nor will he be this season) and Karl-Anthony Towns is simply a rookie ready to play on day one. The rest of the team could use a few more spare parts and otherwise, looks like a dark-horse betting option for the eighth seed in the West. This team needs Nikola Pekovic' to play like he is in a contract year again and they need Shabazz Muhammad to surprise with his efficiency on the court again if this team wants to compete for that last spot in the Western playoffs. The addition of Tyus Jones won't mean a whole lot until the team deals Kevin Martin (possibly at the deadline this year?). I loved the adding of multiple experienced veterans but, I still believe that they could have acquired fresher legs than those of Andre Miller and Tayshaun Prince. They already had Garnett as a leader who can't do all the things he used to do, they didn't need two more of those. This is just a thought but, it is possible that they added calm and happy Andre Miller to counter the angry and yelling Kevin Garnett (who is rarely that way behind the scenes) just to show the young guys that the staff does not want them to be overly-aggressive. The Zach LaVine experiment is entering year two and now, he'll hopefully be coming off the bench with Ricky Rubio (fingers-crossed) healthy at the moment. Even if they don't make the playoffs or get a top-five pick, the future is just as bright in Minnesota as it is in L.A. with the former Minnesota team, the Lakers.

New Orleans Pelicans
Head Coach: Alvin Gentry
2014-15 results: 45-37, swept by Golden State Warriors in First Round
Anthony Davis30.9
Tyreke Evans17.8
Jrue Holiday18.8
Eric Gordon12.8
Omer Asik15.5
Ryan Anderson15.7
Quincy Pondexter9.9
Alexis Ajinca20
Norris Cole10.9
Dante Cunningham9
Kendrick Perkins7
Nate Robinson10.6
Alonzo Gee13
Jeff Adrien14.2
Luke Babbitt11.1
The brow is back and better than ever as Anthony Davis is another year wiser and worked on his long-range shooting with new Head Coach Alvin Gentry all off-season. One problem... the team added nothing to help last year's eight seed other than now they will have Norris Cole for a full season after acquiring him last year at the deadline. Kendrick Perkins was also picked up as was Nate Robinson but, this is not 2010 and neither of those moves mean anything in the present day. Too much money was spent on the injury-prone trio of Jrue Holiday, Eric Gordon and Omer Asik and the Pellies are facing the consequences right now by potentially wasting some of Anthony Davis's best years. Tyreke Evans is the only other bright spot in the starting lineup who is semi-reliable and Ryan Anderson is a good sixth man but other than that, this team is nowhere near where they should be yet. Hopefully for their sake, Alvin Gentry is a vast improvement over Monty Williams.

Oklahoma City Thunder
Head Coach: Billy Donovan
2014-15 results: 45-37
Russell Westbrook29.1
Kevin Durant27.6
Serge Ibaka16.6
Steven Adams14.1
Enes Kanter20.4
D.J. Augustin13.9
Nick Collison11.2
Kyle Singler8.5
Anthony Morrow14.9
Mitch McGary16.6
Dion Waiters10.9
Andre Roberson9.1
Cameron PayneR
Steve Novak8.6
Josh HuestisDNP
Scott Brooks is long gone as the coach and with a new Floridian sheriff in town, Oklahoma City is probably going to look slightly different in some way, shape or form this season. One thing that will be of noticeable help is the health of Kevin Durant who was never healthy at any point after December last season. The team won't need triple-doubles every single game from Russell Westbrook anymore as a result of the Durantula's return. The thing this team always has had trouble with is depth beyond the starting lineup and adding Enes Kanter at the deadline last season while helping the bench immensely on offense, also hinders the quality of their defense as Kanter is one of the worst defensive Centers in the league right now. The team also should be aided by a good backup Point Guard in D.J. Augustin. There is hope surround OKC with Mitch McGary's possible breakout season also but, at first view this bench is still missing one or two pieces necessary to get to the Finals again, let alone win one.

Phoenix Suns
Head Coach: Jeff Hornacek
2014-15 results: 39-43
Eric Bledsoe18.5
Markieff Morris15.8
Brandon Knight17.2
Tyson Chandler20.1
Alex Len13.5
P.J. Tucker12.6
Ronnie Price10.2
T.J. Warren14
Henry Sims14.5
Devin BookerR
Mirza Teletovic'10.7
Jon Leuer12
Cory Jefferson13.3
Archie Goodwin11.3
Sonny WeemsDNP
Limiting themselves to one Morris twin, the Suns had a solid off-season of under-the-radar moves that will assist in their now-annual hunt for the eighth seed. A full year of Brandon Knight should look a lot better than the half-season of Knight Phoenix saw last season and most importantly, Eric Bledsoe's star is just now beginning to blossom as the Suns will once again play with one of the league's most exciting combinations of Guards. This year, Phoenix added Tyson Chandler which as a veteran leader and post defender will help the Suns look much more threatening defensively than they have in the Hornacek-era. If T.J. Warren is ever going to break out, this year is the year and the same could be said for ex-Net Mirza Teletovic'. First-rounder Devin Booker is a definite project and Hornacek has proven to do well with players of his ilk. They aren't championship contenders but, there isn't another coaching staff in the West that will get more out of this average team.

Portland Trail Blazers
Head Coach: Terry Stotts
2014-15 results: 51-31, lost in 5 to Memphis Grizzlies in First Round
Damian Lillard20.8
Mason Plumlee18
Meyers Leonard14.8
C.J. McCollum13.1
Gerald Henderson13.3
Al-Farouq Aminu14.4
Ed Davis20
Chris Kaman17.4
Maurice Harkless8.4
Noah Vonleh13.2
Allen Crabbe8.7
Phil Pressey11.8
Pat ConnaughtonR
Tim Frazier8.1
Cliff AlexanderR
Another team in the running for Ben Simmons next year, Portland lost every one of their starters from last season except Damian Lillard. This means that all of the young prospects on Portland's bench are now starters and might result in some great games and some horribly awful games. Mason Plumlee has experience starting for Brooklyn and is likely starting alongside first-time starter Meyers Leonard as a really quality one-two white big-men combo. C.J. McCollum had shown spurts of great basketball at the end of last year and I expect him to slot in pretty nicely as the team's starting Shooting Guard although, there is a strong possibility that he should stay a sixth man. The big signing this off-season was Al-Farouq Aminu... No seriously. Ed Davis looked great on a crappy Laker team and should do more of the same on this inexperienced Blazer team. Noah Vonleh is a guy who I thought was the next Chris Bosh but, apparently the Hornets did not believe that as they sent him packing after one year of looking like a rookie (because he was one). The deepest depths of this team actually shape out pretty well also with Allen Crabbe (has gotten playing time in Portland before), an exciting athlete in Pat Connaughton, a sleeper rookie in Cliff Alexander and the under-utilized-in-Boston PG Phil Pressey. This team is not any good at the moment but, give them a year, some cap space and another lottery pick or two and they'll be right back in playoff contention.

Sacramento Kings
Head Coach: George Karl
2014-15 results: 29-53
DeMarcus Cousins25.3
Rajon Rondo13.5
Rudy Gay19.8
Darren Collison17.5
Ben McLemore10.4
Willie Cauley-SteinR
Marco Belinelli12.5
Omri Casspi14.4
Caron Butler 9.3
Kosta Koufos14.2
Quincy Acy12
Seth Curry-11.4
James AndersonDNP
David Stockton10.8
Duje DukanR
If the Clippers don't succeed due to chemistry, then there is no way that this team will succeed. It all began last season when George Karl was hired and may or may have not tried to deal DeMarcus "Boogie" Cousins. That obviously did not sit well with Cousins and the two have been rumored to be soaked in hatred for each other ever since. How else could the Kings have possibly made things any worse? Easily, by adding Rajon Rondo (a total team-killer in Dallas last year) when they already had a quality starting Point Guard (who can actually shoot) in Darren Collison. The team also drafted C Willie Cauley-Stein about four picks too early when there is value to be had in trading the #6 overall pick and they added a duo of past-their-prime shooters in Marco Belinelli and Caron Butler to replace Nik Stauskas (the #8 pick in last year's draft), whom they traded for nothing. This team is a mess and no amount of Curry family members could possibly save it.

San Antonio Spurs
Head Coach: Gregg Popovich
2014-15 results: 55-27, lost in 7 to Los Angeles Clippers in First Round
LaMarcus Aldridge22.8
Kawhi Leonard22.1
Tim Duncan22.7
Tony Parker15.9
Danny Green16.5
David West16.1
Manu Ginobili16.2
Boris Diaw12.7
Patty Mills13.1
Kyle Anderson8.2
Ray McCallum12.5
Rasual Butler11.4
Matt Bonner10.1
Jimmer Fredette9.9
Jonathon SimmonsDNP
What is there to say about the combination of Popovich, Duncan, Parker and Ginobili that has not already been said? They might not always be at 100% during the regular season but, once it's playoff time, it's go time. I loveloveLOVE watching LaMarcus Aldridge play basketball and I finally have a reason to maybe, possibly enjoy watching this team. Kawhi Leonard broke out of his stone-faced shell last season (while still remaining stone-faced) and should take another step forward into All-NBA territory if he has that in him. The old guys might be past their starting days (Diaw, the 2000's big 3, Bonner, West and Butler) but, with the way Popovich just throws his minutes around kindly from October to April, they should all be at close to 100% in the playoffs and ready whenever called upon. Kyle Anderson is about to become one of the guys (like Patty Mills, Aron Baynes and Tiago Splitter) that San Antonio stashes and excels with and getting Ray McCallum from Sacramento for a second-round pick should have been vetoed for "basketball reasons" just like the Chris Paul deal was, it was that unfair. They'll be back in the playoffs and the only thing keeping them from the Western Conference Finals is health or some major trade acquisition by someone in the conference (think Melo to Houston or something to that extent).

Utah Jazz
Head Coach: Quin Snyder
2014-15 results: 38-44
Gordon Hayward20.2
Derrick Favors21.9
Rudy Gobert21.6
Alec Burks13.1
Trey Burke12.6
Trevor Booker15.3
Dante Exum+5.7
Trey LylesR
Rodney Hood12.4
Joe Ingles9.6
Elijah Millsap7.9
Jeff Withey17.7
Bryce Cotton14.6
Tibor PleissR
Chris Johnson10.2
Hop on the Utah Jazz bandwagon as there are only a few seats left! This team seemed too young to start the season and yet, they finished as hot as any team not named Boston last year thanks to the improvements in Derrick Favors game and the explosion of the phenomena known as "The Steiffel Tower" Rudy Gobert. There is certainly an argument against the rise of the Utah Jazz as Dante Exum tore his ACL and is almost definitely out for the year but, looking at the rest of the roster, it's going to be hard to deny this team a playoff spot. Alec Burks was quietly really good and improving right before he also suffered a season-ending injury last year but, now he is back and ready to be a key member in the revival of Utah's only major sports franchise. Due to the team's lack of success last year (record-wise), they were able to draft Trey Lyles from Kentucky with the 12th overall selection and he'll just be another player to add on necessary depth behind Favors, Gobert and free agent addition Trevor Booker. Without Exum, expect to see a climb in minutes and production from Rodney Hood. The Jazz probably feel more ready to lock themselves into the playoffs than any casual NBA viewer and they seemingly have the right head coach to lead them into late-April. 

PS: I just now noticed that I forgot to cover the Jazz in last season's preview. That was a major fail on my part.

2014-15 Predictions
Western Conference
1. San Antonio Spurs (Yes, I realize they might throw half the regular season away. No, I don't care)
2. Houston Rockets (Ty Lawson, please stay out of your car, the bar or jail)
3. Golden State Warriors (Somebody's getting hurt. I know you can't predict injuries but, it can't go that perfectly two years in a row)
4. Oklahoma City Thunder
5. Los Angeles Clippers
6. Memphis Grizzlies
7. Utah Jazz
8. New Orleans Pelicans
9. Phoenix Suns
10. Minnesota Timberwolves
11. Los Angeles Lakers 
12. Dallas Mavericks
13. Sacramento Kings
14. Portland Trail Blazers
15. Denver Nuggets (Typically my 15th seeds in the West finish at .500 so, congrats Denver!)

Eastern Conference
1. Cleveland Cavaliers
2. Chicago Bulls
3. Atlanta Hawks
4. Milwaukee Bucks (from here through 7th, things get very messy)
5. Washington Wizards
6. Toronto Raptors
7. Miami Heat (They could totally finish 4th. I have no confidence in the Eastern picks)
8. Indiana Pacers
9. Orlando Magic
10. New York Knicks
11. Boston Celtics (Like I said, NO confidence at all in these picks, ESPECIALLY Boston)
12. Detroit Pistons
13. Charlotte Hornets (They could easily be 15th)
14. Brooklyn Nets
15. Philadelphia 76ers

AP Photo/Gary McCollough
The Pellies will get the eighth seed again and Atlanta's futuristic unis won't help them get the #1 seed
MVP: Lebron James (he might not sit out 2 weeks this year)
ROTY: Emmanuel Mudiay
DPOTY: Serge Ibaka (-shrugs-)
6th Man: Gerald Green?
Coach of the Year: Quin Snyder
Most Improved: Andrew Wiggins

Western Playoffs
1st Round
SAS 4 - NOP 2
HOU 4 - UTA 0
GSW 4 - MEM 0
LAC 4 - OKC 3

2nd Round
SAS 4 - LAC 3
GSW 4 - HOU 2

Western Conference Finals
SAS 4 - GSW 2

Eastern Playoffs
1st Round
CLE 4 - IND 1
MIA 4 - CHI 3
ATL 4 - TOR 2
MIL 4 - WAS 2

2nd Round
CLE 4 - MIL 0
MIA 4 - ATL 3

Eastern Conference Finals
CLE 4 - MIA 1

ANDY TODD'S BIG BAD NBA CHAMPIONSHIP 2015-16 PREDICTION
Cleveland Cavaliers over the San Antonio Spurs in 7 games.

Eric Gay/Associated Press
They almost won the championship with strictly Lebron last year, I AM confident in this choice.
Lebron did it again! The Heat won the championship four years ago after a full year of just figuring out how to play together and adding depth via trades. The Cavaliers have figured out how to play together, gotten healthy and added depth via trades. Notice anything similar here? The Spurs could also win the championship this year (It's certainly in play) but, if something similar to game six in the 2013 Finals occurs, anything is possible. I don't really have any idea how these two teams match up due to all the new variables. I just chose Cleveland because they won two against Golden State last year with nobody performing besides Tristan Thompson and #23.  Congratulations on your predicted championship, Cleveland. Please don't mess this up for the sake of your city. Best of luck to your teams of choice!