Wisconsin Rapids Bro League
Our eighth official season of blaming Cole Walters for Inflation.
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In a league of struggling professional fantasy football owners, Sparky is our Julio Rodriguez. We'd heard rumors of Sparky's potential for years but never before did we expect him to turn a team into an immediate, real, live contender. Kind of sounds like the Seattle Mariners of the Bro League, right? Jaime has restored some semblance of balance between the two divisions as both of the top two teams in the Steven Nett Division and the Shooter McGavin Division now sit at a clean 7-3 and 6-4 with the McGavin division all within a game of each other in descending order. As his victim this week, I must say that Sparky's four-game winning streak came as a surprise to type into the leaderboard this week. After further analysis, I must say that consistently starting known quantities like QB Patrick Mahomes, RB Austin Ekeler, RB Alvin Kamara, K Justin Tucker and the Bills defense appears to have it's benefits. The one unknown for Here Dad Weights are the targets with WR Christian Kirk OWNING The Rule of Law to the tune of 31 points this week after a few down performances and TE Dallas Goedert now landing on IR. There might not be any end in sight either with 3-7 Stoltzya's Electric Orcas. Gabe will attempt the dethroning of our league's hottest team with both QB Geno Smith and ELITE WR Tyreek Hill on byes.
Despite this outward threat to his divisional supremacy, Cole Walters is said to be in high spirits. He recently spoke of his team's inconsistencies, acknowledging the 3-3 fall from grace that has occurred for the 96ers since a 4-0 start. Cole still "truly believes (he) will win it all this season". Last time that I checked, his QB Josh Allen has an injury to his throwing arm and hasn't been this turnover prone since his rookie season. If Cole's most recent victory was over 2-8 Nathaniel Hoefs, does he really have a significant win in recent memory? The CFB committee would not be convinced but alas, the 9-1 hypothetical Bro League record says it all. The 96ers are still as dominant as ever and 4-6 Nick might just be another tiny speed-bump on the Cole Walters path to Cold Water supremacy. Somebody tell Nick to grab literally anybody with their fantasy trajectories pointed northward (WR A.J. Brown the lone exclusion in the Many Endeavor-ed lineup). It was nice of him to beat Alec this past week (I kind of needed it) but Justin Fields isn't going to break regular season QB rushing yardage records every week.... Or will he?
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After letting the NFC South lead slip away in a 15-25 Thursday Night loss to the rebuilding Panthers, the Atlanta Falcons' defense has been exposed as a "Streamer's Delight" (I'm copyrighting that) with no help for injured DB A.J. Terrell or S Richie Grant (above). This week's hottest topic and Falcon opponent? Justin Fields's Chicago Bears. |
Steven Nett Division
Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 7-3 W1 (1,373.36)
Here Dad Weights (Jaime Sparkes AKA: Sparky) 6-4 W4 (1,328.56)
Stoltzya's Electric Orcas (Gabe Stoltz) 3-7 L1 (1,181.16)
Yeezy Taught Me (Nathaniel Hoefs) 2-8 L2 (1,126.36)
Shooter McGavin Division
Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) 7-3 L1 (1,305.34)
The Rule of Law (Andy Todd) 6-4 L2 (1,295.48)
Kyler's Study Buddies (Brett Weinfurter) 5-5 W2 (1,250.24)
Scott's Many Endeavors (Nick Zurawski) 4-6 W1 (1,213.96)
Week Ten Final Scores
SPARKY defeats ANDY 127.04-118.86
BRETT defeats GABE 126.5-116.9
NICK defeats ALEC 137.28-118.52
COLE defeats HOEFS 127-105.08
Heroes of the Week: QB Justin Fields (39.38, Nick), WR CeeDee Lamb (38, Hoefs), WR Justin Jefferson (35.3, Alec)
Waiver Wonders: WR Christian Watson (32.7), WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (28.9), TE Cole Kmet (23.4)
Benchwarmers of the Week: RB James Conner (23.6, Brett), QB Tua Tagovailoa (23.4, Cole), RB Tony Pollard (21.8, Hoefs)
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Hero of the Week: QB Justin Fields (Scott's Many Endeavors) |
Upcoming Week 11 Schedule: WRBL & NFL
Brett v. Andy
Cole v. Nick
Gabe v. Sparky
Hoefs v. Alec
THURSDAY @ 7:15 PM CT: Tennessee @ Green Bay
Sunday Noon CT: Cleveland @ Buffalo
Chicago @ Atlanta
Philadelphia @ Indianapolis
LA Rams @ New Orleans
Washington @ Houston
Detroit @ NY Giants
Carolina @ Baltimore
NY Jets @ New England
3:05 PM CT: Las Vegas @ Denver
3:25 PM CT: Dallas @ Minnesota
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh
SNF @ 7:20 PM CT: Kansas City @ LA Chargers
MNF @ 7:15 PM CT: San Francisco v. Arizona In Mexico City
BYES: Miami Dolphins, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Seattle Seahawks, Jacksonville Jaguars
Scoring Leaders
QB
Josh Allen 234.92 (Cole)
Patrick Mahomes 234.84 (Sparky)
Joe Burrow 199.5 (Alec)
Lamar Jackson 196.22 (Nick)
Jalen Hurts 191.36 (Brett)
Kyler Murray 141.26 (Hoefs)
Trevor Lawrence 104.08 (Andy)
Russell Wilson 88.38 (Gabe)
Geno Smith 72.18 (Gabe)
Tom Brady 55.54 (Andy/Hoefs/Alec)
Justin Herbert 41.38 (Brett)
Justin Fields 39.38 (Nick)
Daniel Jones 18.28 (Hoefs)
Tua Tagovailoa 15.94 (Cole)
Aaron Rodgers 15.22 (Sparky)
Dak Prescott 12.28 (Hoefs)
Jimmy Garoppolo 8.44 (Andy)
RB
Austin Ekeler 212.1 (Sparky)
Saquon Barkley 179.8 (Cole)
Derrick Henry 177.7 (Andy)
Christian McCaffrey 175.96 (Andy)
Josh Jacobs 166.8 (Alec)
Aaron Jones 158.6 (Brett)
Leonard Fournette 154.7 (Nick)Dalvin Cook 149.3 (Nick)
Joe Mixon 147.5 (Gabe)
Nick Chubb 130.6 (Gabe)
Alvin Kamara 110.3 (Sparky)
Jonathan Taylor 95.6 (Gabe)
Kenneth Walker 87.9 (Andy)
Breece Hall 86.9 (Brett/Cole)
David Montgomery 83.4 (Alec)
D'Andre Swift 67 (Hoefs)
Najee Harris 66.96 (Nick)
Miles Sanders 62.5 (Cole/Brett)
Rhamondre Stevenson 61.1 (Cole)
Jeff Wilson Jr. 56.4 (Hoefs)
Antonio Gibson 49.8 (Gabe)
Tony Pollard 46.6 (Hoefs)
Ezekiel Elliott 44 (Andy/Nick)
Raheem Mostert 43 (Hoefs)
Javonte Williams 42 (Cole)
Travis Etienne 36.9 (Nick)
Dameon Pierce 36 (Andy)
Melvin Gordon 31.4 (Cole)
James Robinson 29.4 (Hoefs)
Kareem Hunt 26.3 (Brett)
Eno Benjamin 23.3 (Hoefs)
D'Onta Foreman 23.1 (Andy)
Clyde Edwards-Helaire 22.3 (Sparky)
Devin Singletary 15.7 (Gabe)
Michael Carter 15.6 (Cole)
Latavius Murray 12.9 (Sparky)
Khalil Herbert 11.1 (Alec)
James Conner 7.1 (Nick)
Deon Jackson 5.6 (Gabe)
Jamaal Williams 5.6 (Nick)
Elijah Mitchell 4.1 (Hoefs)
J.K. Dobbins 1.5 (Alec)
Rashaad Penny 1.5 (Hoefs)
Kenyan Drake 0.8 (Sparky)
WR
Tyreek Hill 222.3 (Gabe)
Stefon Diggs 212.5 (Cole)
Justin Jefferson 209.22 (Alec)
Cooper Kupp 201.4 (Hoefs)
Davante Adams 183.3 (Brett)
Jaylen Waddle 157.1 (Cole)
CeeDee Lamb 154.8 (Hoefs)
A.J. Brown 152.5 (Nick)
Ja'Marr Chase 141.7 (Brett)
Mike Evans 134.1 (Andy)
Michael Pittman Jr. 125.3 (Sparky)
Terry McLaurin 112 (Alec)
Deebo Samuel 107.6 (Alec)
Christian Kirk 97.7 (Sparky)
Courtland Sutton 88.2 (Gabe)
DeAndre Hopkins 87.6 (Andy)
Marquise Brown 82.4 (Andy)
Mike Williams 79.2 (Sparky)
Amon-Ra St. Brown 66 (Nick)
Tee Higgins 65 (Sparky)
DK Metcalf 60.4 (Brett)
DeVonta Smith 56.9 (Gabe)
Drake London 50.7 (Brett)
Chris Godwin 48 (Hoefs)
Brandin Cooks 45.2 (Cole/Brett)
Diontae Johnson 39.9 (Nick)
Brandon Aiyuk 35.3 (Alec)
Tyler Lockett 33.4 (Andy)
Chris Olave 30.3 (Sparky)
D.J. Moore 28.2 (Hoefs)
Allen Lazard 25.1 (Cole)
Tyler Boyd 22.2 (Cole)
JuJu Smith-Schuster 21.2 (Andy/Hoefs)
Joshua Palmer 18.6 (Alec)
Gabe Davis 16.4 (Nick)
Keenan Allen 10.6 (Brett)
Curtis Samuel 10.4 (Hoefs)
Rondale Moore 4.1 (Cole)
TE
Travis Kelce 187.5 (Alec)
Mark Andrews 121.5 (Andy)
Dallas Goedert 113.4 (Sparky)
T.J. Hockenson 102.1 (Cole)
Zach Ertz 88.7 (Brett)
George Kittle 49 (Hoefs)Kyle Pitts 48.7 (Gabe)
Dalton Schultz 42.3 (Nick)
Darren Waller 39.5 (Brett/Nick)
Tyler Higbee 27.4 (Hoefs)Gerald Everett 24.7 (Gabe)
Hayden Hurst 21.8 (Cole/Nick)
David Njoku 14.1 (Sparky)
Foster Moreau 13.3 (Andy)
Mike Gesicki 12.8 (Alec)
Dawson Knox 12.7 (Nick)
Pat Freiermuth 9.7 (Cole)
Taysom Hill 1.12 (Andy)
K
Justin Tucker 90 (Sparky)Daniel Carlson 82 (Nick/Hoefs)
Tyler Bass 77 (Cole)
Ryan Succop 74 (Andy)Evan McPherson 64 (Brett)
Brandon McManus 60 (Alec)
Jason Myers 54 (Nick)
Graham Gano 32 (Hoefs/Sparky)
Younghoe Koo 31 (Gabe)
Matt Gay 22 (Hoefs)
Harrison Butker 17 (Gabe/Alec/Brett)
Jake Elliott 16 (Gabe)
Rodrigo Blankenship 8 (Andy)
Brett Maher 6 (Cole)
Cairo Santos 6 (Alec)
DF
Dallas Cowboys 91 (Brett/Hoefs)
Buffalo Bills 80 (Sparky)
San Francisco 49ers 70 (Gabe)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 65 (Alec)
Denver Broncos 47 (Cole)
Baltimore Ravens 38 (Nick/Gabe)New England Patriots 37 (Hoefs)
Green Bay Packers 30 (Hoefs)
Philadelphia Eagles 28 (Andy)
Los Angeles Rams 26 (Andy)Miami Dolphins 26 (Nick)
Minnesota Vikings 21 (Brett)
Tennessee Titans 18 (Sparky)
New Orleans Saints 12 (Cole)
Atlanta Falcons 8 (Alec)
Los Angeles Chargers 7 (Nick)
Chicago Bears 6 (Cole)
Cincinnati Bengals 6 (Cole)
New York Jets 6 (Andy)
Indianapolis Colts 5 (Andy)
Pittsburgh Steelers 5 (Nick)
Hypothetical Standings (Top 4 scorers win, bottom 4 lose, no divisions)
Colieveland 96ers 9-1
Here Dad Weights 6-4
The Rule of Law 6-4
Tax Paying Homeowner 5-5
Kyler's Study Buddies 5-5
Scott's Many Endeavors 4-6
Stoltzya's Electric Orcas 3-7
Yeezy Taught Me 2-8
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