WRBL Week 2 2015

The Wisconsin Rapids Bro League

Week 2

Our 2nd semi-official season of blaming Cole Walters for DraftKings.com sponsored by FanDuel.com

CORRECTION: Week 1's tie was broken by a stat correction on what turned out to be a fumble recovery by Antonio Cromartie of the Jets defense, thus resulting in a pity-win for Evan and a no-mercy-despite-your-underwhelming-counterpart loss for Scott.

Current Standings
Siskel Division
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds (Father Aschebrook) 2-0 W2
Columbia Lions (Nick Zurawski) 1-1 L1
Sneen Machine (Tyler Sneen) 1-1 W1
Team Moon (Evan Moon) 1-1 L1
Team Aschebrook (Scott Aschebrook) 0-2 L2

Ebert Division
Team Silka (Alex Silka) 2-0 W2
Spider 2 Y Banana (Andy Todd) 1-1 L1
Frick The Haters (Cole Walters) 1-1 W1
Team Swanson (Alec Swanson) 1-1 W1
Team Tiffany (Josh Tiffany) 0-2 L2

Week Two Final Scores
SILKA  `142  ASCHEBROOK JR.  103
ASCHEBROOK SR.  114  ZURAWSKI  95
SWANSON  115  TODD  111
SNEEN  126  MOON  83
WALTERS  83  TIFFANY  78

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Hero of the Week: WR Larry Fitzgerald (Team Swanson)

Heroes of the Week: WR Larry Fitzgerald (Swanson), WR Antonio Brown (Sneen), WR Julian Edelman (Silka)

Zeros of the Week: WR Roddy White (Silka), RB Jeremy Hill (Moon), WR Mike Evans (Moon)

AP Photo/Darron Cummings
Zero of the Week: RB Jeremy Hill (Team Moon)

Upcoming Week 3 Match-ups & NFL Schedule (in CT)

Spider 2 Y Banana vs. Team Silka

Frick The Haters vs. Columbia Lions

Sneen Machine vs. Team Aschebrook

Team Moon vs. Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds

Team Swanson vs. Team Tiffany

Thursday Game: Washington @ NY Giants 7:25 PM

Sunday: Atlanta @ Dallas NOON

New Orleans @ Carolina NOON

Philadelphia @ NY Jets NOON

Tampa Bay @ Houston NOON

San Diego @ Minnesota NOON

Pittsburgh @ St.Louis NOON

Jacksonville @ New England NOON

Cincinnati @ Baltimore NOON

Oakland @ Cleveland NOON

Indianapolis @ Tennessee NOON

San Francisco @ Arizona 3:05

Chicago @ Seattle 3:25

Buffalo @ Miami 3:25

Denver @ Detroit 7:30

Monday: Kansas City @ Green Bay 7:30

Bro...

It's a good thing that penalties do not count negatively towards fantasy, because there would be final scores featuring negative point totals for every match-up this year. Good lord, the amount of flags I've seen thrown on otherwise productive plays for fantasy has been ridiculous. Frank Gore lost four points to holding calls, DeMarco Murray lost a touchdown and the pace of the game has seemingly never been slower. I think the NFL introduced a bunch of rules at the last minute or placed emphasis on every minor call the referees typically ignored in the past. If this pace keeps up, the game will become un-watchable and I'll just take my surprise fantasy points while going out and -GASP- actually doing something with my Sundays. I think I just need to channel my frustrations through paper mache'.

Photo of Andy Todd in five years. It's going to be a rough five years.

This week's slate of games featured one of the worst games ever between Dallas and Philadelphia and along with it, a ton of concern for plenty of fantasy owners. Can DeMarco Murray maintain his 21 carry for 11 yard pace? Is Sam Bradford the worst Quarterback in the NFL? Who even is Ryan Mathews? If all of those panic-triggers weren't enough, Tony Romo broke his clavicle again and is out for at least 8 weeks. That leaves 1-1 Frick The Haters one QB thinner with Big 'Ole Ben Rottenburger as the every-week starter. Romo wasn't the only Quarterback who left Sunday's "action" on the injury report as Drew Brees did something to his clavicle and is now going to miss anywhere between zero and fourteen games. Too much gumbo has left Sneen and his Machine screaming "Shake it off!" as Sneen is probably not ready to trust Colin Kaepernick on a week-to-week basis. Oh, and Jay Cutler got hurt (sorry Alec, it's a good thing you cut him beforehand), Andrew Luck was terrible and that all happened while the Jaguars, Browns, Washington, Raiders and Buccaneers all won, effectively eliminating me from my eliminator pool. This week was a goddamn train-wreck. 

2015 Scoring Leaders
QB
Tom Brady 55 (TODD)
Aaron Rodgers 43 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Russell Wilson 36 (SILKA)
Matt Ryan 33 (SWANSON)
Drew Brees 28 (SNEEN)
Andrew Luck 25 (ZURAWSKI)
Peyton Manning 25 (TIFFANY)
Carson Palmer 21 (ASCHEBROOK)
Sam Bradford 19 (MOON)
Ben Roethlisberger 18 (WALTERS)
Ryan Tannehill 11 (ASCHEBROOK)
Tony Romo 6 (WALTERS)

RB
Matt Forte 41 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Carlos Hyde 40 (TODD)
Jamaal Charles 38 (ASCHEBROOK)
Danny Woodhead 37 (TIFFANY)
Mark Ingram 31 (ZURAWSKI)
DeAngelo Williams 30 (SILKA)
Chris Ivory 29 (WALTERS)
DeMarco Murray 27 (SNEEN)
Marshawn Lynch 26 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Adrian Peterson 26 (MOON)
LeSean McCoy 24 (WALTERS)
Ameer Abdullah 20 (TODD)
Justin Forsett 20 (SNEEN)
Jeremy Hill 18 (MOON)
Jonathan Stewart 18 (TIFFANY)
Eddie Lacy 17 (SILKA)
Latavius Murray 17 (MOON)
Lamar Miller 16 (SWANSON)
Alfred Morris 12 (SILKA)
T.J. Yeldon 11 (SNEEN)
C.J. Anderson 10 (TIFFANY)
Tevin Coleman 9 (ZURAWSKI)
Doug Martin 9 (SWANSON)
Melvin Gordon 7 (WALTERS)
Chris Johnson 7 (ASCHEBROOK)
Darren Sproles 6 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alfred Blue 5 (ZURAWSKI)
Frank Gore 5 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Bishop Sankey 4 (WALTERS)
Darren McFadden 3 (ASCHEBROOK)

WR
Antonio Brown 64 (SNEEN)
Julio Jones 61 (TODD)
Julian Edelman 53 (SILKA)
DeAndre Hopkins 42 (ZURAWSKI)
Emmanuel Sanders 42 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Jordan Matthews 40 (SNEEN)
Jarvis Landry 39 (ZURAWSKI)
Larry Fitzgerald 37 (SWANSON)
Odell Beckham Jr. 36 (WALTERS)
Randall Cobb 33 (TODD)
Keenan Allen 32 (TIFFANY)
Demaryius Thomas 32 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Calvin Johnson 29 (SILKA) 
A.J. Green 24 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Golden Tate 20 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandin Cooks 19 (TODD)
Mike Wallace 18 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Sammy Watkins 18 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Davante Adams 17 (MOON)
T.Y. Hilton 15 (WALTERS)
Malcom Floyd 13 (WALTERS)
Tyler Lockett 13 (SILKA)
Alshon Jeffery 12 (SWANSON)
Andre Johnson 11 (ZURAWSKI)
Jeremy Maclin 10 (SWANSON)
Dez Bryant 9 (SWANSON)
Brandon Coleman 6 (ASCHEBROOK)
Charles Johnson 4 (MOON)
Allen Robinson 3 (MOON)
Steve Smith Sr. 3 (SNEEN)

TE
Rob Gronkowski 56 (ZURAWSKI)
Tyler Eifert 45 (SWANSON)
Jason Witten 38 (TIFFANY)
Travis Kelce 37 (WALTERS)
Martellus Bennett 24 (SNEEN)
Jordan Cameron 20 (SILKA)
Jimmy Graham 19 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Greg Olsen 15 (MOON)
Delanie Walker 13 (TODD)
Dwayne Allen 10 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jared Cook 9 (TODD)
Austin Seferian-Jenkins 4 (ASCHEBROOK)

K
Justin Tucker 25 (SNEEN)
Matt Bryant 24 (WALTERS)
Mason Crosby 23 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Stephen Gostkowski 23 (ASCHEBROOK)
Steven Hauschka 18 (TIFFANY)
Dan Bailey 17 (MOON)
Andrew Franks 14 (TODD)
Cody Parkey 10 (SILKA)
Matt Prater 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Adam Vinatieri -1 (SWANSON)

DF
Denver Broncos 38 (SILKA)
New York Jets 29 (MOON)
Carolina Panthers 26 (ZURAWSKI)
Seattle Seahawks 21 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
St. Louis Rams 16 (SNEEN)
Miami Dolphins 13 (TODD)
New England Patriots 13 (TIFFANY)
Houston Texans 7 (ASCHEBROOK)
Buffalo Bills 6 (WALTERS)
Arizona Cardinlas 1 (SWANSON)
Baltimore Ravens -3 (SWANSON)

Hypothetical Standings (If the 5 highest scoring teams were winners each week)
Spider 2 Y Banana 2-0
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds 2-0
Team Silka 2-0
Sneen Machine 2-0
Columbia Lions 1-1
Team Swanson 1-1
Team Aschebrook 0-2
Team Tiffany 0-2
Team Moon 0-2