Wisconsin Rapids Bro League
Our eighth official season of blaming Cole Walters for nepo babies.
Bro...
The time has come. Down have fallen the once revered playoff contenders The Rule of Law and Kyler's Study Buddies. Long gone are Scott's Many Endeavors and Here Dad Weights (both playing for fifth in the Tackle for Loss-o Bowl) along with Stoltzya's Electric Orcas and No Antisemites Allowed (who are now both battling for the Sacko, "reward" for last place TBD). Alec Swanson... Cole Walters... two tax paying homeowners enter, one leaves to hold that title for good heading into the 2023 offseason. There's one thing left to do this Bro League postseason and that's to preview their championship matchup (formerly known as the Shelby Bowl) by looking at both lineups...
Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) 11-4
QB - Joe Burrow (Playing the average Patriots, averaging 2.8 touchdowns per game since his bye week)
RB - Josh Jacobs (Leads the NFL in rushing yards as RB4 in WRBL, plays Saturday night vs. Steelers)
RB - J.K. Dobbins (28 carries for 245 yards in 2 games since return from IR, looks weirdly cautious when running now, should have nice game against poor Falcons run D)
WR - Justin Jefferson (WR1 in fantasy, facing ice cold Giants defense)
WR - Terry McLaurin (1,000 yard WR with only 3 touchdowns, consistent yet not explosive and may be helped by playing from behind in San Fran)
TE - Travis Kelce (TE1 by far, is active. Will start)
FX - WR Brandon Aiyuk (Hasn't been heavily featured since Brock Purdy took over despite Deebo Samuel's injury.)
K - Nick Folk (FOOOOOLKin' A this guy boned me the week that I needed him and now, he's Alec's problem to the tune of 9.3 points per game)
DF - Baltimore Ravens (Should be able to take advantage of an easily capped Falcon offense with Desmond Ritter making his second start)
Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 10-5
QB - Josh Allen (QB3 gets the nod over Tua as the Super Bowl favorite gets to torch the teletubby Bears secondary)
RB - Saquon Barkley (RB5 has managed to stay healthy all year and is in the Pro Bowl)
RB - Rhamondre Stevenson (Questionable diagnosis didn't stop him from putting up 172 yards and a touchdown last week, questionable again, BIG passing game usage w/ 60 catches)
WR - Stefon Diggs (Hasn't been the 12-point play automatic handcuff w/ Allen these past two weeks but Jaylen Johnson isn't Xavien Howard OR Sauce Gardner)
WR - Jaylen Waddle (Teehee lil' penguin guy sees Packers secondary, goes brrrrr)
TE - T.J. Hockenson (TE3 in WRBL is actually TE2 in reality as the Vikings have re-energized his career)
FX - RB Jerick McKinnon (Can the veteran journeyman really do it a third week in a row? 32.4 as a Waiver Wonder in Week 13 and 34.2 as a Benchwarmer in Week 14 have him as a must start for anyone looking to ride the hot hand as a FLEX option)
K - Greg Joseph (Should benefit big time from kicking indoors as record cold temperatures sweep the nation, averaging 6.9 PPG)
DF - Denver Broncos (Playing @LA and Baker Mayfield. Which Baker shows up now that the Rams are down Allen Robinson, Ben Skowronek and Cooper Kupp? Virtual lock to not end up as a negative)
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| NBCSports Rhamondre Stevenson joins a long list of New England Running Backs to go off come fantasy playoff time that includes Danny Woodhead, Mike Gillislee and James White. |
With all of that out of the way, it's Christmas weekend and the NFL's weekly schedule is predictably zonked out of its mind. We have the typical Thursday night Amazon game, which is stupid enough if you ask me but nobody did so moving on... Saturday AKA: Christmas Eve has a whopping ELEVEN games since college football is not a factor and Christmas falls on a Sunday. That major holiday didn't stop the NFL from putting three games on Sunday however, with the Pack and Dolphins kicking off at noon, followed by a Rams-Broncos game we can all go without acknowledging and then Tampa vs. Arizona to cap off a spacious Sunday. Ultimately, I'd ignore all of this in favor of basketball because if anything is taking me away from Christmas movies, enjoying presents or my end-of-year music countdown, it's the NBA. Yeah, I'll push some of that back or forward for Packers-Dolphins because I need to watch Tyreek and Waddle go off for 200 yards when Green Bay DC Joe Barry gives them 10 yards of cushion and never adjusts. The week finishes with Chargers-Colts on Monday Night Football. I'm not sure why they're keeping the Colts in Primetime this late in a lost season but sure, why not? The recap of the final and All-Bro Teams are coming sometime before the NFL playoffs though not on the WRBL weekly recap's typical schedule. Until then, Happy Holidays and I'll see y'all at Buffalo Wild Wings on Monday if you can make it.
Week Fifteen Final Scores
#1 ALEC (138.3) defeats #4 BRETT (112.2)
#2 COLE (154.86) defeats #3 ANDY (132.02)
#5 SPARKY (118.04) defeats #8 GABE (100.62)
#6 NICK (146.18) defeats #7 HOEFS (135.34)
Heroes of the Week: QB Josh Allen (35.86, Cole), QB Jalen Hurts (34.7, Brett), QB Patrick Mahomes (32.74, Sparky)
Waiver Wonders: WR K.J. Osborn (31.7), WR Russell Gage (25.9), DF Indianapolis Colts (24)
Benchwarmers of the Week: WR Zay Jones (34.9, Cole), RB Jerick McKinnon (34.2, Cole), QB Kirk Cousins (32.4, Hoefs)
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| Derek Gee/Buffalo News Hero of the Week: QB Josh Allen (Colieveland 96ers) |
Upcoming Week 16 FINAL ROUND OF PLAYOFF Match-ups & NFL Schedule (in CT)
CHAMPIONSHIP: #1 Alec Swanson v. #2 Cole Walters
Scott Doesn't Care Bowl: #3 Andy Todd v. #4 Brett Weinfurter
Tackle for Loss-o Bowl Sponsored by Buffalo Wild Wings: #5 Jaime Sparkes v. #6 Nick Zurawski
Sacko Bowl: #7 Nathaniel Hoefs v. #8 Gabe Stoltz
THURSDAY @ 7:15 PM CT: Jacksonville @ NY Jets
SATURDAY NOON: Buffalo @ Chicago
Seattle @ Kansas City
Cincinnati @ New England
NY Giants @ Minnesota
New Orleans @ Cleveland
Detroit @ Carolina
Atlanta @ Baltimore
Houston @ Tennessee
3:05 PM CT: Washington @ San Francisco
3:25 PM CT: Philadelphia @ Dallas
SNF @ 7:15 PM CT: Las Vegas @ Pittsburgh
CHRISTMAS SUNDAY: Green Bay @ Miami NOON
Denver @ LA Rams 3:30 PM
Tampa Bay @ Arizona 7:20 PM
MNF @ 7:15 PM CT: LA Chargers @ Indianapolis
Scoring Leaders
QB
Patrick Mahomes 353.04 (Sparky)
Jalen Hurts 344.86 (Brett)
Josh Allen 330.2 (Cole)
Joe Burrow 315.6 (Alec)
Lamar Jackson 234.74 (Nick)
Trevor Lawrence 205.62 (Andy)
Kyler Murray 166.5 (Hoefs)
Geno Smith 150.36 (Gabe)
Russell Wilson 99.06 (Gabe/Andy)
Justin Fields 82.22 (Nick)
Tom Brady 55.54 (Andy/Hoefs/Alec)
Daniel Jones 42.92 (Hoefs)
Justin Herbert 41.38 (Brett)
Dak Prescott 32.52 (Hoefs)
Tua Tagovailoa 28.54 (Cole)
Jared Goff 26.1 (Nick)
Kirk Cousins 25 (Hoefs)
Derek Carr 20.28 (Gabe)
Aaron Rodgers 15.22 (Sparky)
Jimmy Garoppolo 8.44 (Andy)
Deshaun Watson 5.34 (Hoefs)
RB
Austin Ekeler 307.7 (Sparky)
Josh Jacobs 287.5 (Alec)
Christian McCaffrey 286.16 (Andy)
Derrick Henry 270.36 (Andy)
Saquon Barkley 242.6 (Cole)
Dalvin Cook 218 (Nick)
Aaron Jones 201.5 (Brett)
Nick Chubb 186.8 (Gabe)
Joe Mixon 179.7 (Gabe)
Leonard Fournette 154.7 (Nick)
Tony Pollard 153 (Hoefs)
Alvin Kamara 148.3 (Sparky)
Jonathan Taylor 146.4 (Gabe)
Rhamondre Stevenson 137.1 (Cole)
David Montgomery 135.5 (Alec)
D'Andre Swift 119.7 (Hoefs)
Miles Sanders 110.5 (Cole/Brett)
Kenneth Walker 108.4 (Andy)
Najee Harris 104.76 (Nick)
Breece Hall 86.9 (Brett/Cole)
James Conner 83 (Nick/Brett)
Ezekiel Elliott 76.2 (Andy/Nick)
Jeff Wilson Jr. 68.6 (Hoefs)
Travis Etienne 60.7 (Nick)
Antonio Gibson 58.2 (Gabe)
Raheem Mostert 48.4 (Hoefs/Cole)
Javonte Williams 42 (Cole)
Dameon Pierce 36 (Andy)
Melvin Gordon 31.4 (Cole)
James Robinson 29.4 (Hoefs)
Kareem Hunt 26.3 (Brett)
D'Onta Foreman 25.5 (Andy)
Eno Benjamin 23.3 (Hoefs)
Clyde Edwards-Helaire 22.3 (Sparky)
Devin Singletary 21 (Gabe)
Latavius Murray 19 (Sparky)
Michael Carter 15.6 (Cole)
J.K. Dobbins 15.3 (Alec)
Khalil Herbert 11.1 (Alec)
Isiah Pacheco 8.7 (Andy)
Deon Jackson 5.6 (Gabe)
Jamaal Williams 5.6 (Nick)
Elijah Mitchell 4.1 (Hoefs)
Rashaad Penny 1.5 (Hoefs)
Kenyan Drake 0.8 (Sparky)
WR
Justin Jefferson 326.96 (Alec)
Tyreek Hill 312.9 (Gabe)
Stefon Diggs 288.6 (Cole)
Davante Adams 285.4 (Brett)
A.J. Brown 250.1 (Nick)
CeeDee Lamb 230.4 (Hoefs)
Ja'Marr Chase 205.9 (Brett)
Cooper Kupp 201.4 (Hoefs)
Jaylen Waddle 198 (Cole)
Amon-Ra St. Brown 172.1 (Nick)
Mike Evans 170.8 (Andy)
Terry McLaurin 168.4 (Alec)
Deebo Samuel 164 (Alec)
DeAndre Hopkins 150.3 (Andy)
DeVonta Smith 135.9 (Gabe)
Tee Higgins 125.7 (Sparky)
Michael Pittman Jr. 125.3 (Sparky)
Chris Godwin 124 (Hoefs)
Christian Kirk 122.4 (Sparky)
DK Metcalf 107.1 (Brett)
Courtland Sutton 101.2 (Gabe)
Mike Williams 92.4 (Sparky/Hoefs)
Marquise Brown 89.8 (Andy)
Chris Olave 81.5 (Sparky)
Tyler Lockett 80 (Andy/Cole)
Christian Watson 75.1 (Sparky)
Drake London 62.8 (Brett)
Brandon Aiyuk 52.9 (Alec)
Keenan Allen 48.4 (Brett)
Allen Lazard 47.5 (Cole)
Brandin Cooks 45.2 (Cole/Brett)
Diontae Johnson 39.9 (Nick)
Amari Cooper 39.3 (Andy)
Garrett Wilson 38 (Hoefs)
Gabe Davis 36 (Nick)
D.J. Moore 33.6 (Hoefs)
Tyler Boyd 28.4 (Cole)
JuJu Smith-Schuster 28 (Andy/Hoefs)
Adam Thielen 19.5 (Sparky)
Joshua Palmer 18.6 (Alec)
Curtis Samuel 10.4 (Hoefs)
Rondale Moore 4.1 (Cole)
TE
Travis Kelce 277.9 (Alec)
Mark Andrews 164 (Andy)
T.J. Hockenson 137.8 (Cole)
Dallas Goedert 113.4 (Sparky)
George Kittle 108.5 (Hoefs)Dalton Schultz 90.1 (Nick)
Zach Ertz 88.7 (Brett)
Dawson Knox 66.3 (Nick/Sparky)
Gerald Everett 61.5 (Gabe)
Kyle Pitts 56 (Gabe)
Hayden Hurst 41.5 (Cole/Nick/Brett)
Darren Waller 39.5 (Brett/Nick)
David Njoku 32.8 (Sparky/Hoefs)
Tyler Higbee 27.4 (Hoefs)Pat Freiermuth 16.6 (Cole)
Foster Moreau 13.3 (Andy)
Mike Gesicki 12.8 (Alec)
Greg Dulcich 9.3 (Brett)
Taysom Hill 1.12 (Andy)
K
Daniel Carlson 133 (Nick/Hoefs)
Tyler Bass 126 (Cole)
Justin Tucker 122 (Sparky)
Evan McPherson 114 (Brett)
Ryan Succop 89 (Andy)Brandon McManus 71 (Alec/Gabe)
Younghoe Koo 65 (Gabe)
Brett Maher 60 (Cole/Nick)
Jason Myers 54 (Nick)
Graham Gano 32 (Hoefs/Sparky)
Cairo Santos 23 (Alec)
Matt Gay 22 (Hoefs)
Harrison Butker 17 (Gabe/Alec/Brett)
Jake Elliott 16 (Gabe)
Nick Folk 15 (Andy/Alec)
Rodrigo Blankenship 8 (Andy)
Greg Joseph 8 (Cole)
DF
San Francisco 49ers 125 (Gabe)
Dallas Cowboys 114 (Brett/Hoefs/Nick)
Buffalo Bills 109 (Sparky)
New England Patriots 70 (Hoefs/Alec/Cole)
Philadelphia Eagles 67 (Andy)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 65 (Alec)
Denver Broncos 57 (Cole)
Baltimore Ravens 44 (Nick/Gabe/Alec)
Green Bay Packers 40 (Hoefs/Nick)
Minnesota Vikings 35 (Brett)
Cleveland Browns 29 (Cole)
Kansas City Chiefs 28 (Nick/Hoefs)
Miami Dolphins 26 (Nick)
Los Angeles Rams 26 (Andy)
New York Jets 22 (Andy/Hoefs)
Pittsburgh Steelers 22 (Nick/Alec)
Tennessee Titans 18 (Sparky)
New Orleans Saints 16 (Cole)
Indianapolis Colts 8 (Andy/Cole)
Atlanta Falcons 8 (Alec)
Seattle Seahawks 8 (Hoefs)
Cincinnati Bengals 7 (Cole/Nick)
Los Angeles Chargers 7 (Nick)
Chicago Bears 6 (Cole)
Hypothetical Standings (Top 4 scorers win, bottom 4 lose, no divisions)
Colieveland 96ers 11-4
Tax Paying Homeowner 9-6
Here Dad Weights 9-6
Kyler's Study Buddies 8-7
The Rule of Law 8-7
Scott's Many Endeavors 6-9
No Antisemites Allowed 5-10
Stoltzya's Electric Orcas 4-11
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