Wisconsin Rapids Bro League
Our eighth official season of blaming Cole Walters for my typo on Week 11(!!!)'s title.
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Time for some general housekeeping as we open up December... The current plan is to have Week 13's Review up sometime in the next week and Week 14 will be a quick wrap-up of the regular season with the 1-4 and 2-3 matchups unveiled for the postseason. Week 15 is our first round/semifinal, which will be followed by a Review/Championship Preview sometime between the 19th and Christmas. This is where things get a bit hectic as I'll be in the midst of List Season, highlighting the music and other things to reflect on from the year 2022. With the final two regular season weekends meaning zilch to our fantasy football league, I'll be sure to get the Championship results and final numbers counted for League Historian purposes sometime prior to the kicking off of the NFL's postseason. It may seem like it's a ways away but, we're Sonic the Hedgehog-ing our way to the finish line with the playoff picture shaping out in real time with Hoefs and Stoltz already eliminated from post-Week 14 contention. It's been a cruel road for both of them and with all that extra time to not worry about their lineups, maybe one of those two can finish the championship WRBL recap instead. No? You sure? Bueller? Bueller?
Two-thirds of the way through the NFL season and it has become increasingly apparent that this will not be the Rams, Packers or Cardinals' years. A ton of attention has already been paid on Denver and the Russell Wilson bathrooms vs. touchdowns race but in a sense, their disappointment is more understandable as the relationship between the two most important leaders (a team's quarterback and head coach) is completely new. With LA, Green Bay and Arizona? Well, all three teams made the playoffs in 2021 and had varying levels of success with Aaron Rodgers winning another MVP for the 13-4 Pack, Kyler, Kliff and the Kardinaldashians going the furthest distance without a loss at 9-0 last year and the most important drop-off of them all, the Rams going from champagne to a roster full of shams and pain. These franchises are now in dire straits with the two non-victors looking at potential coaching changes after possibly mistakenly extending their great quarterbacks while the Rams' horrendous injury luck has them likely resting All-Pros like QB Matthew Stafford, WR Cooper Kupp, DT Aaron Donald and even the locker being saved for free agent WR Odell Beckham Jr. is no longer vacant as the front office seems to be throwing the white flag without a 2023 first-round pick. Now, the team has a very nerve-wracking offseason ahead that could have them lose elite play-calling head coach Sean McVay to a ridiculous television contract. If GM Les Snead were still in "ALL IN" mode, I'd like to imagine he has Sean Payton on speed dial just in case.
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The Associated Press
WR Allen Robinson (foot, out for season) is just the latest disappointing injury for the 2022 Rams. |
With the Rams on the mend, the Chiefs practically sleepwalked their way through a 26-10 win over LA as QB Patrick Mahomes game-managed his way into 18.4 fantasy points, only 0.4 more than the lowest-scoring starting WRBL QB in week 11 (Joe Burrow). Mahomes' collected confidence didn't help Sparky as his Here Dad Weights' squad dropped their first loss since October. Jaime is now one game and 4.24 points behind the Colieveland 96ers. Theirs is a rivalry sure to reemerge come playoff time barring any hot spells from Brett or Nick. Speaking of those two and no longer sharing the same win-loss record, Brett was the surprise winner over Sparky by just 6.02 thanks to a record-setting Sunday Night rushing performance by surprisingly touchdown-challenged QB Jalen Hurts. Scott's Many Endeavors (led by Nick Zurawski) weren't as lucky, losing by 7.28 to last place Hoefs. Once again, any hopes of postseason rallying by Z have been disrupted by an even lesser quality team just barely not sucking (Nathaniel was this week's lone hypothetical loser to come out on top in reality). At least Nick isn't blaming his losses on Chris Paul or the Jewish religion as a whole.
Oh, and Alec has clinched a postseason spot with a win over Gabe, who I am constantly forgetting even goes here. Maybe with WR Courtland Sutton's status in doubt, he can finally start a WR not named Tyreek Hill with a ceiling higher than "Allen Robinson LITE". If he does, it could doom the season for Scott's Many Endeavors. Not only was Scott Aschebrook too busy to draft but, he seems to have been too busy to pass his good juju onto his family name via Nick's team. SAD!
Steven Nett Division
Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 8-4 W1 (1,608.96)
Here Dad Weights (Jaime Sparkes AKA: Sparky) 7-5 L1 (1,604.72)
Stoltzya's Electric Orcas (Gabe Stoltz) 3-9 L3 (1,409.36)
Yeezy Taught Me (Nathaniel Hoefs) 3-9 W1 (1,384.54)
Shooter McGavin Division
Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) 9-3 W2 (1,622.18)
The Rule of Law (Andy Todd) 7-5 L1 (1,534.46)
Kyler's Study Buddies (Brett Weinfurter) 6-6 W1 (1,505.46)
Scott's Many Endeavors (Nick Zurawski) 5-7 L1 (1,441.58)
Week Twelve Final Scores
BRETT defeats SPARKY 138.72-132.7
HOEFS defeats NICK 120.64-113.36
COLE defeats ANDY 136.22-112.24
ALEC defeats GABE 156.24-116.52
Heroes of the Week: RB Josh Jacobs (48.3, Alec), QB Josh Allen (29.92, Cole), QB Jalen Hurts (29.82, Brett)
Waiver Wonders: WR Zay Jones (27.5), WR Garrett Wilson (26.4), QB Mike White (24.8)
Benchwarmers of the Week: RB Miles Sanders (31, Brett), QB Justin Herbert (28.76, Brett), WR Adam Thielen (21.1, Sparky)
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Hero of the Week: RB Josh Jacobs (Tax Paying Homeowner) |
Upcoming Week 13 Schedule: WRBL & NFL
Cole v. Sparky
Brett v. Alec
Gabe v. Nick
Hoefs v. Andy
THURSDAY @ 7:15 PM CT: Buffalo @ New England
Sunday Noon CT: Tennessee @ Philadelphia
Jacksonville @ Detroit
NY Jets @ Minnesota
Pittsburgh @ Atlanta
Green Bay @ Chicago
Washington @ NY Giants
Cleveland @ Houston
Denver @ Baltimore
3:05 PM CT: Miami @ San Francisco
Seattle @ LA Rams
3:25 PM CT: Kansas City @ Cincinnati
LA Chargers @ Las Vegas
SNF @ 7:20 PM CT: Indianapolis @ Dallas
MNF @ 7:15 PM CT: New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
Scoring Leaders
QB
Patrick Mahomes 280.7 (Sparky)
Josh Allen 277.42 (Cole)
Jalen Hurts 245.38 (Brett)
Joe Burrow 244.2 (Alec)
Lamar Jackson 234.74 (Nick)
Kyler Murray 166.5 (Hoefs)
Trevor Lawrence 129.02 (Andy)
Russell Wilson 99.06 (Gabe/Andy)
Geno Smith 91.5 (Gabe)
Tom Brady 55.54 (Andy/Hoefs/Alec)
Daniel Jones 42.92 (Hoefs)
Justin Herbert 41.38 (Brett)
Justin Fields 39.38 (Nick)
Derek Carr 20.28 (Gabe)
Tua Tagovailoa 15.94 (Cole)
Aaron Rodgers 15.22 (Sparky)
Dak Prescott 12.28 (Hoefs)
Jimmy Garoppolo 8.44 (Andy)
RB
Austin Ekeler 255.1 (Sparky)
Josh Jacobs 234.1 (Alec)
Derrick Henry 217.76 (Andy)
Christian McCaffrey 202.46 (Andy)
Saquon Barkley 200.5 (Cole)
Aaron Jones 191.5 (Brett)
Dalvin Cook 166.1 (Nick)
Nick Chubb 160.5 (Gabe)
Joe Mixon 156.7 (Gabe)
Leonard Fournette 154.7 (Nick)
Jonathan Taylor 130.8 (Gabe)
Alvin Kamara 130.2 (Sparky)
David Montgomery 118.8 (Alec)
Kenneth Walker 104.8 (Andy)
Rhamondre Stevenson 95.5 (Cole)
Najee Harris 94.56 (Nick)
Tony Pollard 91.6 (Hoefs)
Breece Hall 86.9 (Brett/Cole)
D'Andre Swift 79.2 (Hoefs)
Jeff Wilson Jr. 68.6 (Hoefs)
Miles Sanders 68.3 (Cole/Brett)
Antonio Gibson 58.2 (Gabe)
Ezekiel Elliott 44 (Andy/Nick)
Raheem Mostert 43 (Hoefs)
Javonte Williams 42 (Cole)
James Conner 41.5 (Nick/Brett)
Travis Etienne 37.2 (Nick)
Dameon Pierce 36 (Andy)
Melvin Gordon 31.4 (Cole)
James Robinson 29.4 (Hoefs)
Kareem Hunt 26.3 (Brett)
D'Onta Foreman 25.5 (Andy)
Eno Benjamin 23.3 (Hoefs)
Clyde Edwards-Helaire 22.3 (Sparky)
Devin Singletary 15.7 (Gabe)
Michael Carter 15.6 (Cole)
Latavius Murray 12.9 (Sparky)
Khalil Herbert 11.1 (Alec)
Deon Jackson 5.6 (Gabe)
Jamaal Williams 5.6 (Nick)
Elijah Mitchell 4.1 (Hoefs)
J.K. Dobbins 1.5 (Alec)
Rashaad Penny 1.5 (Hoefs)
Kenyan Drake 0.8 (Sparky)
WR
Stefon Diggs 249 (Cole)
Justin Jefferson 244.76 (Alec)
Tyreek Hill 237.3 (Gabe)
Davante Adams 230.8 (Brett)
Cooper Kupp 201.4 (Hoefs)
CeeDee Lamb 182 (Hoefs)
A.J. Brown 174.1 (Nick)
Jaylen Waddle 170.6 (Cole)
Ja'Marr Chase 141.7 (Brett)
Mike Evans 139.2 (Andy)
Deebo Samuel 137.3 (Alec)
Terry McLaurin 130.9 (Alec)
Michael Pittman Jr. 125.3 (Sparky)
DeAndre Hopkins 124.4 (Andy)
Tee Higgins 113.2 (Sparky)
Amon-Ra St. Brown 108.9 (Nick)
Courtland Sutton 101.2 (Gabe)
Christian Kirk 97.7 (Sparky)
Marquise Brown 82.4 (Andy)
Mike Williams 81.7 (Sparky/Hoefs)
DK Metcalf 80.4 (Brett)
DeVonta Smith 79.7 (Gabe)
Chris Godwin 77 (Hoefs)
Drake London 62.8 (Brett)
Chris Olave 62.7 (Sparky)
Tyler Lockett 49.2 (Andy/Cole)
Brandin Cooks 45.2 (Cole/Brett)
Christian Watson 42.1 (Sparky)
Diontae Johnson 39.9 (Nick)
Gabe Davis 36 (Nick)
Allen Lazard 35.8 (Cole)
Brandon Aiyuk 35.3 (Alec)
D.J. Moore 33.6 (Hoefs)
Amari Cooper 31.3 (Andy)
Tyler Boyd 28.4 (Cole)
JuJu Smith-Schuster 28 (Andy/Hoefs)
Joshua Palmer 18.6 (Alec)
Keenan Allen 10.6 (Brett)
Curtis Samuel 10.4 (Hoefs)
Rondale Moore 4.1 (Cole)
TE
Travis Kelce 238.7 (Alec)
Mark Andrews 144.8 (Andy)
Dallas Goedert 113.4 (Sparky)
T.J. Hockenson 110.5 (Cole)
Zach Ertz 88.7 (Brett)
George Kittle 79 (Hoefs)Dalton Schultz 66.6 (Nick)
Kyle Pitts 56 (Gabe)
Darren Waller 39.5 (Brett/Nick)
Hayden Hurst 38.3 (Cole/Nick/Brett)
Gerald Everett 32.5 (Gabe)
Dawson Knox 30.4 (Nick/Sparky)
Tyler Higbee 27.4 (Hoefs)Pat Freiermuth 16.6 (Cole)
David Njoku 14.1 (Sparky)
Foster Moreau 13.3 (Andy)
Mike Gesicki 12.8 (Alec)
Taysom Hill 1.12 (Andy)
K
Tyler Bass 110 (Cole)
Daniel Carlson 104 (Nick/Hoefs)
Justin Tucker 104 (Sparky)Evan McPherson 90 (Brett)
Ryan Succop 80 (Andy)Brandon McManus 60 (Alec)
Jason Myers 54 (Nick)
Younghoe Koo 51 (Gabe)
Graham Gano 32 (Hoefs/Sparky)
Brett Maher 31 (Cole/Nick)
Matt Gay 22 (Hoefs)
Harrison Butker 17 (Gabe/Alec/Brett)
Jake Elliott 16 (Gabe)
Cairo Santos 16 (Alec)
Rodrigo Blankenship 8 (Andy)
Nick Folk 2 (Andy)
DF
Buffalo Bills 93 (Sparky)
Dallas Cowboys 91 (Brett/Hoefs)
San Francisco 49ers 90 (Gabe)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 65 (Alec)
New England Patriots 51 (Hoefs/Alec)
Denver Broncos 47 (Cole)
Philadelphia Eagles 41 (Andy)
Baltimore Ravens 38 (Nick/Gabe)Green Bay Packers 30 (Hoefs)
Minnesota Vikings 27 (Brett)
Los Angeles Rams 26 (Andy)
Miami Dolphins 26 (Nick)
New York Jets 22 (Andy/Hoefs)
Tennessee Titans 18 (Sparky)
New Orleans Saints 16 (Cole)
Pittsburgh Steelers 15 (Nick/Alec)
Kansas City Chiefs 10 (Nick)
Indianapolis Colts 8 (Andy/Cole)
Atlanta Falcons 8 (Alec)
Cincinnati Bengals 7 (Cole/Nick)
Los Angeles Chargers 7 (Nick)
Chicago Bears 6 (Cole)
Hypothetical Standings (Top 4 scorers win, bottom 4 lose, no divisions)
Colieveland 96ers 10-2
Here Dad Weights 8-4
Tax Paying Homeowner 7-5
The Rule of Law 7-5
Kyler's Study Buddies 6-6
Scott's Many Endeavors 4-8
Stoltzya's Electric Orcas 3-9
Yeezy Taught Me 3-9
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