Week 13
Our 2nd semi-official season of blaming Cole Walters for DeSean Jackson's Punt Return Awareness
Current Standings
Last Name, London Division
50 Shades of Ginger (Evan Moon) 9-4 W8
Sneen Machine (Tyler Sneen) 8-5 W2
Bilbo Unable To Braggins (Scott Aschebrook) 3-10 L4
First Name, Theophilus Division
Spider 2 Y Banana (Andy Todd) 8-5 W1
Your GF Likes Mike Ditka (Alex Silka) 7-6 W4
Team Tiffany (Josh Tiffany) 1-12 L7
Week Thirteen Final Scores
SILKA 142 WALTERS 104
ASCHEBROOK SR. 112 ASCHEBROOK 110
MOON 145 ZURAWSKI 89
SNEEN 133 SWANSON 83
TODD 127 TIFFANY 88
MOON 145 ZURAWSKI 89
SNEEN 133 SWANSON 83
TODD 127 TIFFANY 88
| LA Times Hero of the Week: WR Antonio Brown (Sneen Machine) |
Heroes of the Week: WR Allen Robinson (Moon), WR Antonio Brown (Sneen), QB Cam Newton (Tiffany)
Zeros of the Week: DF St. Louis Rams (Sneen), WR Stevie Johnson (Aschebrook Sr.), DF Houston Texans (Walters)
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| Zero of the week: DF Houston Texans (John, Can I Use The Suburban?) |
Upcoming Week 14 Match-ups & NFL Schedule (in CT)
Byes: 50 Shades Of Ginger (Evan Moon) & Spider 2 Y Banana (Andy Todd)
Winner Bracket: #5 Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds v. #4 Sneen Machine
#6 Carolina Loves Romo v. #3 Cole Top, Moon Bottom
Loser Tickle Fights: #8 John, Can I Use The Suburban? v. #7 Your GF Likes Mike Ditka
#10 Team Tiffany v. #9 Bilbo Unable To Braggins
Winner Bracket: #5 Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds v. #4 Sneen Machine
#6 Carolina Loves Romo v. #3 Cole Top, Moon Bottom
Loser Tickle Fights: #8 John, Can I Use The Suburban? v. #7 Your GF Likes Mike Ditka
#10 Team Tiffany v. #9 Bilbo Unable To Braggins
Thursday Game: Minnesota @ Arizona 7:30 PM
Sunday: Buffalo @ Philadelphia NOON
San Francisco @ Cleveland NOON
Detroit @ St. Louis NOON
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay NOON
Tennessee @ NY Jets NOON
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati NOON
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville NOON
San Diego @ Kansas City NOON
Washington @ Chicago NOON
Atlanta @ Carolina NOON
Seattle @ Baltimore NOON
Oakland @ Denver 3:05 PM
Dallas @ Green Bay 3:25 PM
New England @ Houston 7:30 PM
Monday: NY Giants @ Miami 7:30 PM
Bro...
The playoffs are here which can only mean one thing, it's time to debate tiebreakers and rule changes because some unlucky or under-qualified person missed the cut (cough, cough Cole Walters cough, cough). In all honesty, I thought the tiebreaker was how many points were scored by one's team over the span of the season and that there would be three teams from each division but, as it turns out, that was not the case for our beloved Bro League as Cole was ousted thanks to some meaningless inter-divisional record tiebreaker thingy (oh, so that's why we have divisions!?). When all is said and done, Scott's dad went 5-3 in his division and Walters finished 4-4 in his so, Alec and I are the lone survivors in the (Insert weekly gag) division. Mr. Aschebrook also scored more points than Cole or Silka so, it's fair to say he kind of earned it. At the end of the day, this just further proves that we need to get the league running sooner than the last week of the preseason so that we can discuss rule changes sooner and reach an agreement on how things like playoff seeding and how many playoff teams there should be before it is too late.
Week 13 was not quite as excitement-packed as one would have thought but, one match-up did live up to the hype as Aschebrook Sr. led Scott 112-93 going into Monday Night's shitshow with Scott having Darren McFadden and Dez Bryant left in his lineup. McFadden made this comeback a bit too hard for Scott as his two lost fumbles ended up swinging this from being a 2-point win and giving us an Aschebrook-less postseason and instead, gave Scott's dad a 2-point win. When asked for comment, Scott said "We're on to Cincinnati", whatever that means. In the battle for 1st place in the league, Evan downright scolded Nick for starting Ryan Tannehill at QB with a 56-point win and a first-round bye for Moon. Silka beat Cole by 36 thus starting this whole 7-6 logjam of tiebreaker nonsense in which neither of these two ended up in the playoffs. Sneen will be charged with manslaughter later today after a 50-point killing of Alec who was far too young for such a fate and I beat a stack of hay trying to fit in by wearing sunglasses 127-88. The six bros in the hunt for a trophy (which is unnamed at the moment) are Moon, Andy, Nick, Sneen, Scott's dad and Alec with two of those last four dropping out this upcoming week. THINGS ARE JUST HEATING UP IN THE BRO LEAGUE, STAY TUNED FOR MORE NEXT WEEK...
Despite the obvious results in the Bro League, the excitement in the NFL this weekend was at a season-high as two games went to OT, a Hail Mary decided a game and nine games came down to one-score deficits. The Packers "Miracle in Motown" may have just saved their entire season and could be a turning point for them going forward if they just stop being idiotic and use the right Running Back (I've got your back, Silka). The Jags-Titans game was easily the best fantasy game of the weekend as both QBs were responsible for at least four touchdowns and... hey, look at that... Neither of them were in the league this week. Yep, that seems about right. Even though Moon didn't need Allen Robinson's 43-point explosion, he'll gladly take it as Robinson tries to crack the top-6 scoring at his position for year-end honors and accolades. The Seahawks are real and they're spectacular as they went off on Minnesota for a 38-7 win that continues this late-season push from Russell Wilson: Sudden Touchdown Machine. Lastly, the NFC East continues to be the "NFC Least" with Dallas winning over Washington and the Giants blowing a 10-point lead to Ryan Fitzpatrick. There is a faint glimmer of hope for this division though, with Philadelphia pulling off the biggest upset of the season with a 35-28 win over New England. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, this could be the start of Chip Kelly's plan falling into place and with less DeMarco Murray comes more wins for the 5-7 Eagles.
Week 14 features a Thursday Night game with playoff implications as the wildcard 8-4 Vikings face the 10-2 NFC West-leading Cardinals in a battle of the future versus the present. Make sure to set your lineups before Thursday if you own players like Carson Palmer, Larry Fitzgerald and/or Adrian Peterson. The NFL screwed up again by packing so much action into the noon games that again, we are stuck with just two lousy late-afternoon game featuring the Raiders' last gasp for air and "Dead Arm" Matt Cassel so, plan your holiday shopping at 3:30 PM CT Sunday. The Sunday-nighter might be decent as former-Patriot Brian Hoyer and the Texans' back-to-form defense take on the 10-2 Patriots, who have now lost two consecutive games. Lastly, the Monday Night game is Giants vs. Miami in a game that is sure to leave everyone asking "Does anybody actually want to win this game?"
NOTE: As I stated before, it is playoff time but, with playoff time comes some scoring confusion as two teams are on bye (something that has not been true at any point this season) and just to clarify... YES, all points scored by Moon's team or my own will still count toward individual players' season totals in the scoring leaderboard but of course, only if those players are in our starting lineups this week.
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| Note I received from Cole today. Nice penmanship, Walters. |
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| Photo via: Scott Aschebrook This preview photo is all that is known about the yet-to-be-named Bro League Championship trophy. |
Despite the obvious results in the Bro League, the excitement in the NFL this weekend was at a season-high as two games went to OT, a Hail Mary decided a game and nine games came down to one-score deficits. The Packers "Miracle in Motown" may have just saved their entire season and could be a turning point for them going forward if they just stop being idiotic and use the right Running Back (I've got your back, Silka). The Jags-Titans game was easily the best fantasy game of the weekend as both QBs were responsible for at least four touchdowns and... hey, look at that... Neither of them were in the league this week. Yep, that seems about right. Even though Moon didn't need Allen Robinson's 43-point explosion, he'll gladly take it as Robinson tries to crack the top-6 scoring at his position for year-end honors and accolades. The Seahawks are real and they're spectacular as they went off on Minnesota for a 38-7 win that continues this late-season push from Russell Wilson: Sudden Touchdown Machine. Lastly, the NFC East continues to be the "NFC Least" with Dallas winning over Washington and the Giants blowing a 10-point lead to Ryan Fitzpatrick. There is a faint glimmer of hope for this division though, with Philadelphia pulling off the biggest upset of the season with a 35-28 win over New England. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, this could be the start of Chip Kelly's plan falling into place and with less DeMarco Murray comes more wins for the 5-7 Eagles.
Week 14 features a Thursday Night game with playoff implications as the wildcard 8-4 Vikings face the 10-2 NFC West-leading Cardinals in a battle of the future versus the present. Make sure to set your lineups before Thursday if you own players like Carson Palmer, Larry Fitzgerald and/or Adrian Peterson. The NFL screwed up again by packing so much action into the noon games that again, we are stuck with just two lousy late-afternoon game featuring the Raiders' last gasp for air and "Dead Arm" Matt Cassel so, plan your holiday shopping at 3:30 PM CT Sunday. The Sunday-nighter might be decent as former-Patriot Brian Hoyer and the Texans' back-to-form defense take on the 10-2 Patriots, who have now lost two consecutive games. Lastly, the Monday Night game is Giants vs. Miami in a game that is sure to leave everyone asking "Does anybody actually want to win this game?"
2015 Scoring Leaders
QB
Tom Brady 284 (TODD)
Aaron Rodgers 239 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Russell Wilson 228 (SILKA)
Drew Brees 187 (SNEEN)
Cam Newton 183 (TIFFANY)
Philip Rivers 177 (MOON)
Carson Palmer 164 (ASCHEBROOK)
Matt Ryan 138 (SWANSON)
Eli Manning 127 (WALTERS)
Andrew Luck 112 (ZURAWSKI)
Blake Bortles 77 (TODD/ASCHEBROOK SR./SWANSON)
Tyrod Taylor 61 (ASCHEBROOK)
Peyton Manning 57 (TIFFANY)
Ben Roethlisberger 56 (WALTERS)
Derek Carr 49 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Sam Bradford 40 (MOON)
Ryan Tannehill 27 (ASCHEBROOK/ZURAWSKI)
Andy Dalton 23 (WALTERS)
Tony Romo 19 (WALTERS/SNEEN)
Ryan Fitzpatrick 15 (WALTERS)
Brian Hoyer 14 (ZURAWSKI)
Colin Kaepernick 13 (SNEEN)
Alex Smith 13 (ZURAWSKI)
Aaron Rodgers 239 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Russell Wilson 228 (SILKA)
Drew Brees 187 (SNEEN)
Cam Newton 183 (TIFFANY)
Philip Rivers 177 (MOON)
Carson Palmer 164 (ASCHEBROOK)
Matt Ryan 138 (SWANSON)
Eli Manning 127 (WALTERS)
Andrew Luck 112 (ZURAWSKI)
Blake Bortles 77 (TODD/ASCHEBROOK SR./SWANSON)
Tyrod Taylor 61 (ASCHEBROOK)
Peyton Manning 57 (TIFFANY)
Ben Roethlisberger 56 (WALTERS)
Derek Carr 49 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Sam Bradford 40 (MOON)
Ryan Tannehill 27 (ASCHEBROOK/ZURAWSKI)
Andy Dalton 23 (WALTERS)
Tony Romo 19 (WALTERS/SNEEN)
Ryan Fitzpatrick 15 (WALTERS)
Brian Hoyer 14 (ZURAWSKI)
Colin Kaepernick 13 (SNEEN)
Alex Smith 13 (ZURAWSKI)
RB
Devonta Freeman 222 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Adrian Peterson 198 (MOON)
Mark Ingram 193 (ZURAWSKI)
Lamar Miller 172 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Chris Ivory 159 (WALTERS)
Danny Woodhead 159 (TIFFANY)
LeSean McCoy 152 (WALTERS)
DeMarco Murray 144 (SNEEN)
Doug Martin 140 (SWANSON)
Jonathan Stewart 140 (TIFFANY)
Matt Forte 137 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Todd Gurley 122 (TODD)
Latavius Murray 118 (MOON)
DeAngelo Williams 117 (SILKA)
Justin Forsett 114 (SNEEN)
Jamaal Charles 96 (ASCHEBROOK)
T.J. Yeldon 88 (SNEEN)
Marshawn Lynch 79 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Darren McFadden 75 (ASCHEBROOK)
Arian Foster 73 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Carlos Hyde 73 (TODD)
Jeremy Langford 73 (WALTERS)
Eddie Lacy 64 (SILKA)
Charcandrick West 63 (TODD)
Giovani Bernard 59 (ZURAWSKI)
Frank Gore 59 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dion Lewis 58 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Theo Riddick 51 (WALTERS/SILKA)
Jeremy Hill 49 (MOON)
Melvin Gordon 36 (WALTERS)
C.J. Anderson 34 (TIFFANY)
Duke Johnson Jr. 33 (TODD)
Thomas Rawls 33 (ASCHEBROOK)
LeGarrette Blount 28 (ZURAWSKI)
Ameer Abdullah 26 (TODD)
Antonio Andrews 26 (SWANSON)
David Johson 25 (SILKA)
Isaiah Crowell 23 (SILKA)
James Starks 20 (TODD)
Shane Vereen 20 (SNEEN)
Spencer Ware 20 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tevin Coleman 18 (ZURAWSKI/TODD)
Andre Ellington 18 (SILKA)
Chris Johnson 18 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Javorius Allen 17 (WALTERS)
Karlos Williams 16 (ASCHEBROOK)
Alfred Morris 14 (SILKA)
Joseph Randle 13 (ASCHEBROOK)
Branden Oliver 12 (TODD)
Ryan Mathews 11 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Rashad Jennings 7 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Darren Sproles 6 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alfred Blue 5 (ZURAWSKI)
Lance Dunbar 5 (SWANSON)
Ronnie Hillman 5 (SWANSON)
Bishop Sankey 4 (WALTERS)
Matt Jones 1 (TODD)
Adrian Peterson 198 (MOON)
Mark Ingram 193 (ZURAWSKI)
Lamar Miller 172 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Chris Ivory 159 (WALTERS)
Danny Woodhead 159 (TIFFANY)
LeSean McCoy 152 (WALTERS)
DeMarco Murray 144 (SNEEN)
Doug Martin 140 (SWANSON)
Jonathan Stewart 140 (TIFFANY)
Matt Forte 137 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Todd Gurley 122 (TODD)
Latavius Murray 118 (MOON)
DeAngelo Williams 117 (SILKA)
Justin Forsett 114 (SNEEN)
Jamaal Charles 96 (ASCHEBROOK)
T.J. Yeldon 88 (SNEEN)
Marshawn Lynch 79 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Darren McFadden 75 (ASCHEBROOK)
Arian Foster 73 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Carlos Hyde 73 (TODD)
Jeremy Langford 73 (WALTERS)
Eddie Lacy 64 (SILKA)
Charcandrick West 63 (TODD)
Giovani Bernard 59 (ZURAWSKI)
Frank Gore 59 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dion Lewis 58 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Theo Riddick 51 (WALTERS/SILKA)
Jeremy Hill 49 (MOON)
Melvin Gordon 36 (WALTERS)
C.J. Anderson 34 (TIFFANY)
Duke Johnson Jr. 33 (TODD)
Thomas Rawls 33 (ASCHEBROOK)
LeGarrette Blount 28 (ZURAWSKI)
Ameer Abdullah 26 (TODD)
Antonio Andrews 26 (SWANSON)
David Johson 25 (SILKA)
Isaiah Crowell 23 (SILKA)
James Starks 20 (TODD)
Shane Vereen 20 (SNEEN)
Spencer Ware 20 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tevin Coleman 18 (ZURAWSKI/TODD)
Andre Ellington 18 (SILKA)
Chris Johnson 18 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Javorius Allen 17 (WALTERS)
Karlos Williams 16 (ASCHEBROOK)
Alfred Morris 14 (SILKA)
Joseph Randle 13 (ASCHEBROOK)
Branden Oliver 12 (TODD)
Ryan Mathews 11 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Rashad Jennings 7 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Darren Sproles 6 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alfred Blue 5 (ZURAWSKI)
Lance Dunbar 5 (SWANSON)
Ronnie Hillman 5 (SWANSON)
Bishop Sankey 4 (WALTERS)
Matt Jones 1 (TODD)
WR
Julio Jones 271 (TODD)
Antonio Brown 269 (SNEEN)
DeAndre Hopkins 258 (ZURAWSKI)
Odell Beckham Jr. 248 (WALTERS)
A.J. Green 207 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Jarvis Landry 201 (ZURAWSKI)
Calvin Johnson 200 (SILKA)
Larry Fitzgerald 177 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK/WALTERS)
Brandon Marshall 175 (MOON)
Allen Robinson 173 (MOON)
Julian Edelman 168 (SILKA)
Demaryius Thomas 165 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Randall Cobb 160 (TODD)
Keenan Allen 157 (TIFFANY)
Emmanuel Sanders 130 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alshon Jeffery 125 (SWANSON)
Mike Evans 122 (MOON)
T.Y. Hilton 116 (WALTERS)
Eric Decker 99 (SNEEN)
Jordan Matthews 90 (SNEEN)
Donte Moncrief 90 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Brandin Cooks 85 (TODD)
Steve Smith Sr. 77 (SNEEN)
Golden Tate 77 (ASCHEBROOK/ZURAWSKI)
Amari Cooper 75 (SWANSON)
Rishard Matthews 70 (ASCHEBROOK/TIFFANY)
Danny Amendola 62 (ASCHEBROOK SR./SILKA)
John Brown 60 (MOON)
Martavis Bryant 59 (SNEEN)
Stevie Johnson 54 (ASCHEBROOK/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dez Bryant 48 (ASCHEBROOK)
Pierre Garcon 48 (ZURAWSKI)
Sammy Watkins 47 (ASCHEBROOK SR./ASCHEBROOK)
Vincent Jackson 45 (ASCHEBROOK/TODD)
Marvin Jones 45 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Kendall Wright 41 (TODD)
Jeremy Maclin 35 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandon LaFell 32 (ASCHEBROOK)
Tyler Lockett 31 (SILKA)
Stefon Diggs 29 (ASCHEBROOK)
Malcom Floyd 26 (WALTERS)
Rueben Randle 26 (WALTERS)
Kamar Aiken 24 (ZURAWSKI)
Travis Benjamin 18 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Mike Wallace 18 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Davante Adams 17 (MOON)
James Jones 14 (TODD)
Andre Johnson 11 (ZURAWSKI)
Tavon Austin 10 (TIFFANY)
Torrey Smith 9 (SILKA)
Brandon Coleman 6 (ASCHEBROOK)
Marques Colston 6 (TIFFANY)
Willie Snead 5 (SWANSON)
DeSean Jackson 4 (ZURAWSKI)
Charles Johnson 4 (MOON)
Roddy White 3 (SILKA)
Antonio Brown 269 (SNEEN)
DeAndre Hopkins 258 (ZURAWSKI)
Odell Beckham Jr. 248 (WALTERS)
A.J. Green 207 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Jarvis Landry 201 (ZURAWSKI)
Calvin Johnson 200 (SILKA)
Larry Fitzgerald 177 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK/WALTERS)
Brandon Marshall 175 (MOON)
Allen Robinson 173 (MOON)
Julian Edelman 168 (SILKA)
Demaryius Thomas 165 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Randall Cobb 160 (TODD)
Keenan Allen 157 (TIFFANY)
Emmanuel Sanders 130 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alshon Jeffery 125 (SWANSON)
Mike Evans 122 (MOON)
T.Y. Hilton 116 (WALTERS)
Eric Decker 99 (SNEEN)
Jordan Matthews 90 (SNEEN)
Donte Moncrief 90 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Brandin Cooks 85 (TODD)
Steve Smith Sr. 77 (SNEEN)
Golden Tate 77 (ASCHEBROOK/ZURAWSKI)
Amari Cooper 75 (SWANSON)
Rishard Matthews 70 (ASCHEBROOK/TIFFANY)
Danny Amendola 62 (ASCHEBROOK SR./SILKA)
John Brown 60 (MOON)
Martavis Bryant 59 (SNEEN)
Stevie Johnson 54 (ASCHEBROOK/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dez Bryant 48 (ASCHEBROOK)
Pierre Garcon 48 (ZURAWSKI)
Sammy Watkins 47 (ASCHEBROOK SR./ASCHEBROOK)
Vincent Jackson 45 (ASCHEBROOK/TODD)
Marvin Jones 45 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Kendall Wright 41 (TODD)
Jeremy Maclin 35 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandon LaFell 32 (ASCHEBROOK)
Tyler Lockett 31 (SILKA)
Stefon Diggs 29 (ASCHEBROOK)
Malcom Floyd 26 (WALTERS)
Rueben Randle 26 (WALTERS)
Kamar Aiken 24 (ZURAWSKI)
Travis Benjamin 18 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Mike Wallace 18 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Davante Adams 17 (MOON)
James Jones 14 (TODD)
Andre Johnson 11 (ZURAWSKI)
Tavon Austin 10 (TIFFANY)
Torrey Smith 9 (SILKA)
Brandon Coleman 6 (ASCHEBROOK)
Marques Colston 6 (TIFFANY)
Willie Snead 5 (SWANSON)
DeSean Jackson 4 (ZURAWSKI)
Charles Johnson 4 (MOON)
Roddy White 3 (SILKA)
TE
Rob Gronkowski 199 (ZURAWSKI)
Delanie Walker 168 (TODD)
Tyler Eifert 166 (SWANSON)
Greg Olsen 148 (MOON)
Travis Kelce 130 (WALTERS)
Jason Witten 120 (TIFFANY)
Jimmy Graham 117 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Martellus Bennett 105 (SNEEN)
Gary Barnidge 101 (TIFFANY)
Antonio Gates 93 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jordan Cameron 60 (SILKA)
Benjamin Watson 37 (ASCHEBROOK/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Julius Thomas 36 (SNEEN)
Zach Ertz 30 (MOON)
Jordan Reed 27 (WALTERS)
Charles Clay 25 (TODD/SWANSON)
Coby Fleener 18 (SILKA)
Scott Chandler 16 (ZURAWSKI)
Dwayne Allen 10 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jared Cook 9 (TODD)
Larry Donnell 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Eric Ebron 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Kyle Rudolph 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Austin Seferian-Jenkins 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
Vernon Davis 3 (ASCHEBROOK)
Zach Miller 1 (SWANSON)
Delanie Walker 168 (TODD)
Tyler Eifert 166 (SWANSON)
Greg Olsen 148 (MOON)
Travis Kelce 130 (WALTERS)
Jason Witten 120 (TIFFANY)
Jimmy Graham 117 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Martellus Bennett 105 (SNEEN)
Gary Barnidge 101 (TIFFANY)
Antonio Gates 93 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jordan Cameron 60 (SILKA)
Benjamin Watson 37 (ASCHEBROOK/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Julius Thomas 36 (SNEEN)
Zach Ertz 30 (MOON)
Jordan Reed 27 (WALTERS)
Charles Clay 25 (TODD/SWANSON)
Coby Fleener 18 (SILKA)
Scott Chandler 16 (ZURAWSKI)
Dwayne Allen 10 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jared Cook 9 (TODD)
Larry Donnell 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Eric Ebron 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Kyle Rudolph 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Austin Seferian-Jenkins 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
Vernon Davis 3 (ASCHEBROOK)
Zach Miller 1 (SWANSON)
K
Stephen Gostkowski 132 (ASCHEBROOK)
Justin Tucker 108 (SNEEN)
Steven Hauschka 106 (TIFFANY)
Mason Crosby 97 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Chandler Catanzaro 88 (TODD)
Brandon McManus 76 (SWANSON)
Blair Walsh 72 (MOON)
Matt Bryant 68 (WALTERS)
Robbie Gould 67 (SILKA)
Josh Brown 51 (ZURAWSKI)
Dan Bailey 37 (MOON)
Cairo Santos 23 (ZURAWSKI)
Matt Prater 19 (ZURAWSKI)
Nick Novak 17 (WALTERS)
Cody Parkey 16 (SILKA)
Andrew Franks 14 (TODD)
Caleb Sturgis 11 (SNEEN)
Josh Lambo 9 (SWANSON)
Dustin Hopkins 7 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dan Carpenter 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Kai Forbath 3 (TODD)
Adam Vinatieri -1 (SWANSON)
Justin Tucker 108 (SNEEN)
Steven Hauschka 106 (TIFFANY)
Mason Crosby 97 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Chandler Catanzaro 88 (TODD)
Brandon McManus 76 (SWANSON)
Blair Walsh 72 (MOON)
Matt Bryant 68 (WALTERS)
Robbie Gould 67 (SILKA)
Josh Brown 51 (ZURAWSKI)
Dan Bailey 37 (MOON)
Cairo Santos 23 (ZURAWSKI)
Matt Prater 19 (ZURAWSKI)
Nick Novak 17 (WALTERS)
Cody Parkey 16 (SILKA)
Andrew Franks 14 (TODD)
Caleb Sturgis 11 (SNEEN)
Josh Lambo 9 (SWANSON)
Dustin Hopkins 7 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dan Carpenter 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Kai Forbath 3 (TODD)
Adam Vinatieri -1 (SWANSON)
DF
Denver Broncos 157 (SILKA)
Carolina Panthers 115 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Seattle Seahawks 98 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
St. Louis Rams 84 (SNEEN)
New England Patriots 74 (TIFFANY)
Carolina Panthers 115 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
Seattle Seahawks 98 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
St. Louis Rams 84 (SNEEN)
New England Patriots 74 (TIFFANY)
New York Jets 72 (MOON/ZURAWSKI)
Philadelphia Eagles 56 (TODD/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Philadelphia Eagles 56 (TODD/ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Arizona Cardinals 55 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Houston Texans 50 (ASCHEBROOK/WALTERS)
Buffalo Bills 47 (WALTERS/ASCHEBROOK)
Cincinnati Bengals 43 (WALTERS/TODD)
Kansas City Chiefs 43 (MOON)
Minnesota Vikings 29 (MOON)
Atlanta Falcons 22 (SWANSON/TODD)
Houston Texans 50 (ASCHEBROOK/WALTERS)
Buffalo Bills 47 (WALTERS/ASCHEBROOK)
Cincinnati Bengals 43 (WALTERS/TODD)
Kansas City Chiefs 43 (MOON)
Minnesota Vikings 29 (MOON)
Atlanta Falcons 22 (SWANSON/TODD)
Pittsburgh Steelers 15 (WALTERS)
Chicago Bears 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Miami Dolphins 7 (TODD)
Indianapolis Colts 1 (ZURAWSKI)
Green Bay Packers -1 (TIFFANY)
Cleveland Browns -3 (ZURAWSKI)
Baltimore Ravens -4 (SWANSON/ZURAWSKI/SNEEN)
Chicago Bears 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Miami Dolphins 7 (TODD)
Indianapolis Colts 1 (ZURAWSKI)
Green Bay Packers -1 (TIFFANY)
Cleveland Browns -3 (ZURAWSKI)
Baltimore Ravens -4 (SWANSON/ZURAWSKI/SNEEN)
Hypothetical Standings (If the 5 highest scoring teams were winners each week)
Spider 2 Y Banana 9-4
Cole Top, Moon Bottom 8-5
50 Shades Of Ginger 8-5
Sneen Machine 8-5
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds 8-5
Carolina Loves Romo 8-5
John, Can I Use The Suburban? 6-7
Your GF Likes Mike Ditka 5-8
Bilbo Unable To Braggins 3-10
50 Shades Of Ginger 8-5
Sneen Machine 8-5
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds 8-5
Carolina Loves Romo 8-5
John, Can I Use The Suburban? 6-7
Your GF Likes Mike Ditka 5-8
Bilbo Unable To Braggins 3-10
Team Tiffany 2-11
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