Thursday, September 9, 2021

2020 WRBL Record Book

Consider this before our seventh official season of Wisconsin Rapids Bro League (WRBL) fantasy football begins... the only thing I've written in the past nine months was a mock draft that saw me get more picks correct than any previous season and saw Ifeatu Melifonwu (pick #101) as a projected first-rounder. I'm inconsistent. Do I have Sundays and Mondays as scheduled off-days this football season? Hell yeah, I do! Do I still have a tendency to procrastinate and be my own worst enemy? (just wait until you see my draft strategy), also yes! Set your expectations low on quality and quantity and recollection of what happened in the 2020 football season (sorry Sneen) because a lot has happened over the past two years in football and in everyday life for all of us. Fantasy football is fun as hell but, I had never been as burnt out by it and my work in general as I had at the end of last season. Winning and hope heals all wounds though (and that newly set schedule SHOULD help me, personally) so let's dig deep into the stats and factoids of 2020 as we finally "peace out" that hell year and at the very least temporarily distract ourselves by welcoming our fantasy football franchises into the 2021 NFL season. 

Final Standings

#1. Tyler Sneen
#2. Ryan Dougherty
#3. Darrin Aschebrook
#4. Andy Todd
#5. Cole Walters
#6. Nathaniel Hoefs
#7. Nick Zurawski
#8. Alec Swanson
#9. Scott Aschebrook

Things we blamed Cole Walters for in 2020
1. My declaring 2020 as the "Year of Alec Swanson".
2. *gestures at the hell world we are living through*.
3. Acting sus in Among Us.
4. Leno stealing the Tonight Show back from Conan.
5. Eli Manning's rockin' beach bod.
6. Cutting the cord costing as much as keeping the cord itself these days.
7. Killer Mike never going platinum.
8. Bone hurting juice.
9. My cat expecting food any time I suddenly move.
10. All of Rasheed Wallace's technical fouls.
11. My brain's incapacity to comprehend this season's WRBL playoff picture.
12. Tuesday NFL games.
13. The Grinch musical.
14. Zero Grammy nominations for The Weeknd in 2020.
15. Whatever happened to Robot Jones.
16. The pacing of MLB Free Agency.

Team-by-Team Results
Key: Opponent's Name, Result. It's really that simple. 

Team ChowHounds (Darrin Aschebrook) 3rd, 9-4
Week 1 - Tyler Sneen W 182.86-131.4
Week 2 - Scott Aschebrook L 96.18-142.1
Week 3 - BYE W 137.08
Week 4 - Scott Aschebrook W 166.96-130.28
Week 5 - Cole Walters W 171.02-119.12
Week 6 - Alec Swanson L 76.32-124.48
Week 7 - Cole Walters L 159.2-161.4
Week 8 - Scott Aschebrook W 157.26-96.24
Week 9 - Ryan Dougherty W 117.86-97.9
Week 10 - Nathaniel Hoefs W 154.04-91.72
Week 11 - Cole Walters W 134.14-98.16
Week 12 - BYE L 111.9
Week 13 - Nick Zurawski W 163.88-141.28
Week 14 - BYE (144.94)
Week 15 - #4 Tyler Sneen L 118.1-152.16
Week 16 - #2 Andy Todd W 208.42-116.32

Mr. Intens3brook (Scott Aschebrook) 9th, 4-8-1
Week 1 - BYE T 136.04
Week 2 - Darrin Aschebrook W 142.1-96.18
Week 3 - Alec Swanson L 121.28-153.48
Week 4 - Darrin Aschebrook L 130.28-166.96
Week 5 - Andy Todd L 86.26-130.4
Week 6 - Cole Walters L 110.4-129.52
Week 7 - Ryan Dougherty L 88.12-113.12
Week 8 - Darrin Aschebrook L 96.24-157.26
Week 9 - BYE W 126.5
Week 10 - Cole Walters W 135-111.5
Week 11 - Nick Zurawski W 119.96-87.44
Week 12 - Tyler Sneen L 121.04-128
Week 13 - Cole Walters L 97.8-114.6
Week 14 - 114.5 points in Sandwich-a-thon (9th)
Week 15 - 104.62 points in Sandwich-a-thon (219.12 total, 9th)
Week 16 - 85.44 points (304.56, finishes 9th/last in Sandwich-a-thon)

The Golladay Inn (Ryan Dougherty) 2nd, 8-5
Week 1 - Cole Walters L 139.38-144.98
Week 2 - BYE W 190.02
Week 3 - Andy Todd L 133.5-207.7
Week 4 - Nathaniel Hoefs W 146-116.6
Week 5 - Tyler Sneen W 149.18-90.74
Week 6 - Andy Todd L 88.32-102.1
Week 7 - Scott Aschebrook W 113.12-88.12
Week 8 - Alec Swanson W 115.54-91.96
Week 9 - Darrin Aschebrook L 97.9-117.86
Week 10 - Nick Zurawski L 107.02-110.76
Week 11 - Alec Swanson W 122.18-112.52
Week 12 - Alec Swanson W 94.2-87.6
Week 13 - Andy Todd W 169.96-103.82
Week 14 - #6 Nathaniel Hoefs W 112.34-107.16
Week 15 - #1 Darrin Aschebrook W 147.84-118.1
Week 16 - #3 Tyler Sneen L 137.22-154.3

Team Hoefs (Nathaniel Hoefs) 6th, 6-7
Week 1 - Nick Zurawski L 104.22-149.6
Week 2 - Tyler Sneen W 142.6-122.42
Week 3 - Cole Walters L 133.16-143.8
Week 4 - Ryan Dougherty L 116.6-146
Week 5 - Alec Swanson W 143.56-138.56
Week 6 - Nick Zurawski W 146.4-144.64
Week 7 - BYE W 137.06
Week 8 - Tyler Sneen L 129.14-135.04
Week 9 - Andy Todd L 122.14-148.58
Week 10 - Darrin Aschebrook L 91.72-154.04
Week 11 - Tyler Sneen W 144.4-119.1
Week 12 - Nick Zurawski W 182.72-168.28
Week 13 - BYE L 82.06
Week 14 - #4 Ryan Dougherty L 107.16-112.34
Week 15 - #5 Cole Walters 139.42-160.96 (week 1 of 2 week match)
Week 16 - #5 Cole Walters 121.86-123.3 (TOTAL: L 261.28-284.26)

SNEEN MACHINE (Tyler Sneen) CHAMPION, 7-6
Week 1 - Darrin Aschebrook L 131.4-182.86
Week 2 - Nathaniel Hoefs L 122.42-142.6
Week 3 - Nick Zurawski W 122.72-117.18
Week 4 - Nick Zurawski L 108.8-122.42
Week 5 - Ryan Dougherty L 90.74-149.18
Week 6 - BYE W 129.34
Week 7 - Nick Zurawski L 116.92-126.76
Week 8 - Nathaniel Hoefs W 135.04-124.19
Week 9 - Cole Walters W 133.56-119.42
Week 10 - Andy Todd W 103.58-79.58
Week 11 - Nathaniel Hoefs L 119.1-144.4
Week 12 - Scott Aschebrook W 128-121.04
Week 13 - Alec Swanson W 156.28-105.88
Week 14 - #5 Cole Walters W 168.64-97.82
Week 15 - #2 Andy Todd W 152.16-120.46
Week 16 - #4 Ryan Dougherty W 154.3-137.22

Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) 8th, 5-8
Week 1 - Andy Todd W 129.32-73.74
Week 2 - Andy Todd L 136.14-144.78
Week 3 - Scott Aschebrook W 153.48-121.28
Week 4 - Cole Walters L 101.2-111.12
Week 5 - Nathaniel Hoefs L 138.56-143.56
Week 6 - Darrin Aschebrook W 124.48-76.32
Week 7 - Andy Todd W 147.52-125.8
Week 8 - Ryan Dougherty L 91.96-115.44
Week 9 - Nick Zurawski W 103.1-83
Week 10 - BYE L 100.26
Week 11 - Ryan Dougherty L 112.52-122.18
Week 12 - Ryan Dougherty L 87.6-94.2
Week 13 - Tyler Sneen L 105.88-156.28
Week 14 - 162.18 points in Sandwich-a-thon (7th)
Week 15 - 124.92 points in Sandwich-a-thon (287.1 total, 8th)
Week 16 - 129.04 points (416.14, finishes 8th in Sandwich-a-thon)

Christy Fichtner All-Stars (Andy Todd) 4th, 8-5
Week 1 - Alec Swanson L 73.74-129.32
Week 2 - Alec Swanson W 144.78-136.14
Week 3 - Ryan Dougherty W 207.7-133.5
Week 4 - BYE L 113.44
Week 5 - Scott Aschebrook W 130.4-86.26
Week 6 - Ryan Dougherty W 102.1-88.32
Week 7 - Alec Swanson L 125.8-147.52
Week 8 - Nick Zurawski W 122.14-99.12
Week 9 - Nathaniel Hoefs W 148.58-122.14
Week 10 - Tyler Sneen L 79.58-103.58
Week 11 - BYE W 152.22
Week 12 - Cole Walters W 161.48-152.38
Week 13 - Ryan Dougherty L 103.82-169.96
Week 14 - BYE (110.22)
Week 15 - #3 Tyler Sneen L 120.46-152.16
Week 16 - #1 Darrin Aschebrook L 116.32-208.42

Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 5th, 6-7
Week 1 - Ryan Dougherty W 144.98-139.38
Week 2 - Nick Zurawski L 114.04-123.46
Week 3 - Nathaniel Hoefs W 143.8-133.16
Week 4 - Alec Swanson W 111.12-101.2
Week 5 - Darrin Aschebrook L 119.12-171.02
Week 6 - Scott Aschebrook W 129.52-110.4
Week 7 - Darrin Aschebrook W 161.4-159.2
Week 8 - BYE L 102.26
Week 9 - Tyler Sneen L 119.42-133.56
Week 10 - Scott Aschebrook L 111.5-135
Week 11 - Darrin Aschebrook L 98.16-134.14
Week 12 - Andy Todd L 152.38-161.48
Week 13 - Scott Aschebrook W 114.6-97.8
Week 14 - #3 Tyler Sneen L 97.82-168.64
Week 15 - #6 Nathaniel Hoefs 160.96-139.42 (week 1 of 2 week match)
Week 16 - #6 Nathaniel Hoefs 123.3-121.86 (TOTAL: W 284.26-261.28)

Free Chiquita (Nick Zurawski) 7th, 5-8
Week 1 - Nathaniel Hoefs W 149.6-104.22
Week 2 - Cole Walters W 123.46-114.04
Week 3 - Tyler Sneen L 117.18-122.72
Week 4 - Tyler Sneen W 122.42-108.8
Week 5 - BYE L 123.8
Week 6 - Nathaniel Hoefs L 144.64-146.4
Week 7 - Tyler Sneen W 126.76-116.92
Week 8 - Andy Todd L 99.12-122.14
Week 9 - Alec Swanson L 83-103.1
Week 10 - Ryan Dougherty W 110.76-107.02
Week 11 - Scott Aschebrook L 87.44-119.96
Week 12 - Nathaniel Hoefs L 168.28-182.72
Week 13 - Darrin Aschebrook L 141.28-163.88
Week 14 - 149.32 points in Sandwich-a-thon (8th)
Week 15 - 167.42 points in Sandwich-a-thon (316.74 total, 7th)
Week 16 - 117.88 points (434.62 total, finishes 7th in Sandwich-a-thon)

2020 Player Scoring By Team Owner
Key: * = Scored for another team as well.

Darrin Aschebrook
QB - Tom Brady 256.16
QB - Matthew Stafford 56.80
QB - Total: 312.96 (7th)
RB - Alvin Kamara 377.8
RB - Melvin Gordon 144.6
RB - Todd Gurley 139.2
RB - Darrell Henderson 48.3
RB - Adrian Peterson 12.8*
RB - Total: 722.7 (2nd)
WR - Davante Adams 341.8
WR - DK Metcalf 227.5
WR - Adam Thielen 222.8
WR - Total: 792.1 (1st)
TE - Mark Andrews 150.6
TE - T.J. Hockenson 48.6*
TE - Jimmy Graham 6.2
TE - Total: 205.4 (4th)
K - Jason Sanders 74*
K - Greg Zuerlein 74
K - Total: 148 (1st)
DF - Los Angeles Rams 100*
DF - Buffalo Bills 14*
DF - New England Patriots 3*
DF - New Orleans Saints 2*
DF - Total: 119 (4th)

Scott Aschebrook
QB - Aaron Rodgers 272.4
QB - Dak Prescott 95.84
QB - Total: 368.24 (3rd)
RB - Josh Jacobs 210.4
RB - Clyde Edwards-Helaire 128.8
RB - Christian McCaffrey 90.3
RB - Wayne Gallman 41.9
RB - Chase Edmonds 22.5*
RB - Leonard Fournette 15.6*
RB - Kalen Ballage 14.1
RB - Cam Akers 7.2
RB - Le'Veon Bell 4.9*
RB - Giovani Bernard 3.3*
RB - Jeff Wilson Jr. 2.9*
RB - Jerick McKinnon -0.1*
RB - Total: 541.8 (5th)
WR - Amari Cooper 196.1
WR - Brandon Aiyuk 68
WR - Odell Beckham Jr. 45.2
WR - Chase Claypool 43.2
WR - JuJu Smith-Schuster 29.4*
WR - CeeDee Lamb 25
WR - T.Y. Hilton 9.3
WR - Antonio Brown 9.2
WR - Total: 396 (9th)
TE - Robert Tonyan 84.8
TE - Zach Ertz 42.5*
TE - Taysom Hill 24.42*
TE - Ross Dwelley 3.2
TE - Total: 154.92 (6th)
K - Justin Tucker 97*
K - Ryan Succop 23
K - Randy Bullock 17*
K - Total: 137 (3rd)
DF - Chicago Bears 57*
DF - Washington Football Team 17*
DF - Cleveland Browns 13*
DF - New Orleans Saints 5*
DF - Minnesota Vikings 3*
DF - Total: 95 (8th)

Ryan Dougherty
QB - Russell Wilson 341.64
QB - Gardner Minshew 18.12
QB - Total: 359.76 (4th)
RB - Aaron Jones 240.4
RB - Chris Carson 177.5
RB - Giovani Bernard 52.1*
RB - Nyheim Hines 38
RB - Joe Mixon 30.3*
RB - Ronald Jones 24.8*
RB - J.D. McKissic 17.2*
RB - Tevin Coleman 2
RB - Total: 582.3 (4th)
WR - Mike Evans 233.8
WR - Jamison Crowder 93.82
WR - Michael Thomas 83.9
WR - Corey Davis 52.2
WR - Kenny Golladay 48.1
WR - Jarvis Landry 39.54*
WR - Darius Slayton 35
WR - Diontae Johnson 33.8*
WR - Jerry Jeudy 10.5*
WR - Tre'Quan Smith 9.4
WR - Total: 640.06 (8th)
TE - Darren Waller 251.9
TE - Eric Ebron 2.9*
TE - Total: 254.8 (2nd)
K - Jason Sanders 35
K - Jake Elliott 32
K - Daniel Carlson 18*
K - Graham Gano 11
K - Justin Tucker 9*
K - Jason Myers 4
K - Total: 109 (9th)
DF - Indianapolis Colts 92*
DF - New England Patriots 12*
DF - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11*
DF - New Orleans Saints 3*
DF - Total: 118 (5th)

Nathaniel Hoefs
QB - DeShaun Watson 292.72
QB - Justin Herbert 32.10 
QB - Derek Carr 12.54*
QB - Total: 337.36 (6th)
RB - James Conner 134
RB - Ronald Jones 93.1*
RB - J.D. McKissic 46.2*
RB - Jerick McKinnon 41.9*
RB - Jeff Wilson Jr. 39.4*
RB - Duke Johnson 36.8
RB - James White 11.3
RB - Chase Edmonds 11.1*
RB - Damien Harris 10.5
RB - Total: 414.3 (9th)
WR - Tyreek Hill 328.9
WR - D.J. Moore 164.5
WR - Brandin Cooks 81.1
WR - Marvin Jones 58.8
WR - Travis Fulgham 33.9
WR - Curtis Samuel 12.7
WR - Sterling Shepard 5.2*
WR - D.J. Chark 3.6
WR - Total: 678.7 (4th)
TE - Travis Kelce 312.76
TE - Rob Gronkowski 13.1*
TE - Total: 325.86 (1st)
K - Wil Lutz 120
K - Stephen Gostkowski 2
K - Total: 122 (6th)
DF - Pittsburgh Steelers 108
DF - Buffalo Bills 20*
DF - Los Angeles Rams 12*
DF - Washington Football Team 6*
DF - Total: 146 (2nd)

2020 WRBL Champion Tyler Sneen
QB - Matt Ryan 206.44
QB - Taysom Hill 42.52*
QB - Cam Newton 19.2
QB - Jared Goff 15.26*
QB - Baker Mayfield 5.38
QB - Total: 290.82 (8th)
RB - Dalvin Cook 337.8
RB - Nick Chubb 190.9
RB - David Montgomery 188.4
RB - Joshua Kelley 10.3
RB - Leonard Fournette 5*
RB - Alexander Mattison 4
RB - Total: 736.4 (1st)
WR - Stefon Diggs 284.7
WR - Robby Anderson 163.3*
WR - Julio Jones 146.1
WR - JuJu Smith-Schuster 53
WR - Josh Reynolds 6.2
WR - Julian Edelman 4.2
WR - Emmanuel Sanders 2.8
WR - Total: 660.3 (5th)
TE - Hunter Henry 118.7
TE - Evan Engram 29.9
TE - Dallas Goedert 6.8
TE - Total: 155.4 (5th)
K - Harrison Butker 129
K - Matt Prater 16*
K - Total: 145 (2nd)
DF - San Francisco 49ers 39*
DF - Buffalo Bills 21*
DF - Cleveland Browns 19*
DF - Dallas Cowboys 17*
DF - Detroit Lions -1
DF - Total: 95 (7th)

Alec Swanson
QB - Joe Burrow 106.52
QB - Ryan Tannehill 69.84
QB - Ben Roethlisberger 44.96
QB - Derek Carr 21.76*
QB - Mitchell Trubisky 13.28
QB - Total: 256.36 (9th)
RB - Jonathan Taylor 168.1
RB - Ezekiel Elliott 160.4
RB - Miles Sanders 150.3
RB - DeeJay Dallas 11.9
RB - Total: 490.7 (8th)
WR - Allen Robinson 229.8
WR - Tyler Lockett 202.5
WR - Justin Jefferson 153.3
WR - Terry McLaurin 132.5
WR - Marquise Brown 25.8
WR - Total: 743.9 (2nd)
TE - Hayden Hurst 96.1
TE - Eric Ebron 54.7*
TE - Total: 150.8 (7th)
K - Chris Boswell 70*
K - Rodrigo Blankenship 31*
K - Matt Prater 30*
K - Michael Badgley -2
K - Total: 129 (5th)
DF - Baltimore Ravens 65*
DF - Washington Football Team 35*
DF - Kansas City Chiefs 29*
DF - Seattle Seahawks 22
DF - New Orleans Saints 15*
DF - Los Angeles Chargers 11*
DF - Minnesota Vikings 11*
DF - Total: 188 (1st)

Andy Todd
QB - Patrick Mahomes 373.40
QB - Jared Goff 10.48*
QB - Total: 383.88 (2nd)
RB - James Robinson 219.4
RB - Austin Ekeler 126.3
RB - Mike Davis 124.8
RB - Antonio Gibson 104.9
RB - Joe Mixon 27.2*
RB - Le'Veon Bell 15.4*
RB - Total: 618 (3rd)
WR - Keenan Allen 242.5
WR - A.J. Brown 169.9
WR - Cooper Kupp 164.8
WR - Diontae Johnson 64.5*
WR - A.J. Green 5.9
WR - Total: 647.6 (7th)
TE - Jonnu Smith 124.8
TE - Zach Ertz 5.1*
TE - Blake Jarwin 2.2
TE - Chris Herndon 2.1
TE - Total: 134.2 (9th)
K - Rodrigo Blankenship 108*
K - Cody Parkey 10
K - Younghoe Koo 2*
K - Total: 120 (7th)
DF - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 43*
DF - Baltimore Ravens 42*
DF - New York Giants 12
DF - New England Patriots 7*
DF - Indianapolis Colts 6*
DF - New York Giants 2*
DF - Total: 112 (6th)
 
Cole Walters
QB - Josh Allen 216.24
QB - Kyler Murray 207.94
QB - Total: 424.18 (1st)
RB - Derrick Henry 298.1
RB - Myles Gaskin 108.4
RB - Jamaal Williams 21.4
RB - Adrian Peterson 17.5*
RB - Boston Scott 17.3
RB - Jerick McKinnon 15.8*
RB - Malcolm Brown 10.6
RB - Giovani Bernard 9.5*
RB - Phillip Lindsay 7.7
RB - DeAndre Washington 7.2
RB - J.K. Dobbins 7.1
RB - Devontae Booker 6.1
RB - Total: 526.7 (7th)
WR - DeAndre Hopkins 281
WR - Chris Godwin 143.6
WR - DeVante Parker 79.8
WR - Jerry Jeudy 36.3*
WR - Cole Beasley 34.8
WR - Tee Higgins 33.2
WR - Allen Lazard 25.7
WR - Robby Anderson 17.9*
WR - Jarvis Landry 9.2*
WR - Christian Kirk 9
WR - Nelson Agholor 8.9
WR - Lynn Bowden Jr. 3.6
WR - Total: 683 (3rd)
TE - Noah Fant 90.2
TE - Logan Thomas 25.9
TE - Kyle Rudolph 13.8
TE - T.J. Hockenson 10.2*
TE - Greg Olsen 3
TE - Total: 143.1 (8th)
K - Mason Crosby 75
K - Tyler Bass 38
K - Randy Bullock 3*
K - Ka'imi Fairbairn 1
K - Total: 117 (8th)
DF - Arizona Cardinals 22*
DF - Philadelphia Eagles 21*
DF - Green Bay Packers 19
DF - New Orleans Saints 14*
DF - Los Angeles Chargers 12*
DF - Denver Broncos 6
DF - Tennessee Titans 3
DF - Atlanta Falcons 2
DF - Carolina Panthers 1
DF - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1*
DF - Kansas City Chiefs -1*
DF - Houston Texans -8
DF - Total: 92 (9th)

Nick Zurawski
QB - Lamar Jackson 287.42
QB - Carson Wentz 27.76
QB - Ryan Fitzpatrick 19.28
QB - Jalen Hurts 18.58
QB - Total: 353.04 (5th)
RB - David Johnson 120.3
RB - Kenyan Drake 111.5
RB - Kareem Hunt 98.4
RB - D'Andre Swift 77.4
RB - Tony Pollard 31.2
RB - Raheem Mostert 29.8
RB - Justin Jackson 27.7
RB - Saquon Barkley 15.4
RB - Salvon Ahmed 12.4
RB - Jordan Howard 7.9
RB - Total: 532 (6th)
WR - Calvin Ridley 271
WR - Robert Woods 184.2
WR - Will Fuller 154.3
WR - Sterling Shepard 22.4*
WR - Keke Coutee 9.4
WR - Marvin Jones 9.1*
WR - Total: 650.4 (6th)
TE - George Kittle 111.3
TE - Mike Gesicki 47.3
TE - Tyler Higbee 36.4
TE - Rob Gronkowski 22.5*
TE - Eric Ebron 11.2*
TE - Austin Hooper 8.4
TE - Total: 237.1 (3rd)
K - Younghoe Koo 51*
K - Daniel Carlson 47*
K - Chris Boswell 23*
K - Robbie Gould 7
K - Jason Sanders 6*
K - Total: 134 (4th)
DF - Miami Dolphins 48
DF - Philadelphia Eagles 16*
DF - Los Angeles Rams 14*
DF - Cleveland Browns 13*
DF - San Francisco 49ers 10*
DF - Arizona Cardinals 9*
DF - Chicago Bears 8*
DF - New York Jets 8
DF - Washington Football Team 4*
DF - Dallas Cowboys 1*
DF - Total: 131 (3rd)


Heroes of the Week
1 - WR Davante Adams, RB Josh Jacobs, WR Calvin Ridley
2 - RB Alvin Kamara, QB Kyler Murray, WR Calvin Ridley
3 - RB Alvin Kamara, QB Patrick Mahomes, WR Tyler Lockett
4 - TE George Kittle, QB Dak Prescott, WR Amari Cooper
5 - RB Mike Davis QB Patrick Mahomes, WR Adam Thielen
6 - RB Derrick Henry, WR Justin Jefferson, WR Julio Jones
7 - WR Tyler Lockett, WR Davante Adams, QB Kyler Murray
8 - RB Dalvin Cook, WR DK Metcalf, QB Patrick Mahomes
9 - RB Dalvin Cook, QB Kyler Murray, RB Christian McCaffrey
10 - RB Alvin Kamara, QB Tom Brady, QB Kyler Murray
11 - WR Adam Thielen, QB Justin Herbert, WR Tyreek Hill
12 - WR Tyreek Hill, RB Derrick Henry, RB Antonio Gibson
13 - TE Darren Waller, WR Davante Adams, QB Josh Allen
14 - RB Derrick Henry, QB Lamar Jackson, QB Aaron Rodgers
15 - QB Josh Allen, QB Ryan Tannehill, WR Calvin Ridley
16 - RB Alvin Kamara, WR Davante Adams, WR Stefon Diggs

AP Photo/Josie Lepe
4-time Hero of the Week QB Kyler Murray only started half the season for Cole Walters.

Waiver Wonders
1 - WR Darius Slayton, RB Nyheim Hines, RB Malcolm Brown
2 - TE Mike Gesicki, QB Ryan Tannehill, QB Ryan Fitzpatrick
3 - RB Rex Burkhead, WR Cedrick Wilson, QB Jared Goff
4 - TE Robert Tonyan, QB Teddy Bridgewater, QB Sam Darnold
5 - WR Chase Claypool, WR Travis Fulgham, WR Brandin Cooks
6 - QB Carson Wentz, QB Ryan Tannehill, RB D'Andre Swift
7 - QB Justin Herbert, RB Jeff Wilson Jr., QB Baker Mayfield
8 - RB DeeJay Dallas, WR Mecole Hardman, QB Philip Rivers
9 - WR Richie James, QB Drew Lock, WR Jakobi Meyers
10 - QB Ben Roethlisberger, WR Cole Beasley, WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling
11 - WR Damiere Byrd, QB Jared Goff, QB Kirk Cousins
12 - DF Atlanta Falcons, WR Collin Johnson, QB Ryan Tannehill
13 - QB Baker Mayfield, DF New England Patriots, QB Ryan Tannehill
14 - QB Baker Mayfield, WR T.Y. Hilton, QB Drew Lock
15 - QB Marcus Mariota, WR Zach Pascal, RB Giovani Bernard
16 - WR Michael Gallup, RB Samaje Perine, QB Andy Dalton

Getty Images
4-time weekly Waiver Wonder QB Ryan Tannehill also won Hero of the week in Week 15.

What-ifs
1 - Scott earns a win IF he starts Aaron Rodgers (30.76) at QB instead of Dak Prescott (17.64).
2 - Alec keeping Terry McLaurin (25.5) in his lineup instead of benching the Football Team WR for Marquise Brown (9.2) would have given him back-to-back wins over Andy Todd's Christy Fichtner All-Stars.
3 - Starting any of WRs Kenny Golladay (17.7), Corey Davis (11.9) or Darius Slayton (6.3) over Diontae Johnson (0.9) would have given Ryan enough points to give Darrin a fifth-place finish in scoring, thus earning Darrin a tie instead of a win.
4 - RB Joe Mixon (42.1) getting benched for RB Mike Davis (22.1) as a FLEX option. With any of James Robinson (14.7), Austin Ekeler (2.4), Davis, Cooper Kupp (17.7) or Keenan Allen (14.2) out of the lineup instead, Andy would have had a bye week win.
5 - RB Jonathan Taylor (15.4) or WR Marquise Brown (19.8) in the FLEX spot over WR Terry McLaurin (5.6) would have given Alec a win over Hoefs.
6 - If league commissioner Nick Zurawski scheduled himself to play LITERALLY anyone besides Nathaniel Hoefs, Nick wins in week 6.
7 - If Alec would have started Joe Burrow (33.64) over Ben Roethlisberger (12.62), he would have finished with 168.54 and been the first owner in WRBL history to lead the league in scoring for a week with an incomplete lineup (Miles Sanders was inactive on Thursday night).
8 - If Team Hoefs started the Pittsburgh Defense (13 points) over the Bills Defense (4), Nathan would have beaten Sneen.
9 - If the Robby Anderson (15.3) trade from Cole to Sneen never happened and Sneen started Leviska Shenault (0.9), Cole would have beaten Sneen with Anderson in his lineup.
10 - If Ryan were to have put RB Nyheim Hines (28.5) in his FLEX position instead of RB Giovani Bernard (8.7), he'd have beaten Nick by 16.06 points.
11 - If Alec started QB Derek Carr (21.6) over Joe Burrow (only 11.32 due to season-ending leg injury), he would have had a close win over Ryan 
12 - If Scott would have started WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (17.7) over Antonio Brown (3.1), Mr. Intens3brook would have passed Cole Walters in the Steven Nett Division.
13 - If Scott would have held on to RB J.D. McKissic (17.8 on Hoefs' bench) and reasonably started him on MNF after the dramatic game-time decision news on RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (wasn't taking any first-team snaps in practice all week, obvious 0), he'd have been in the playoffs instead of Cole.
14 - If Hoefs would have started either WR Cole Beasley (9.1) or WR Curtis Samuel (16.0) over WR D.J. Chark (3.6) in his FLEX spot, he could have won by either 0.32 (Beasley) or 7.22 (Samuel) over Ryan.
15 - If it weren't for the Tyreekening (57.9 in Week 12), Nick would be in The Shelby Bowl instead of handily avoiding sandwich punishment.
16 - If the Jets lost to the Browns, they'd have sure-thing Trevor Lawrence to look forward to. Now, they face the uncertainty of Zach Wilson.

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Nick Zurawski took a miniscule amount of solace in the fact that at least Antoine Winfield Jr. was able to get revenge on Week 12's 57.9 point "Tyreekening" in Super Bowl LV.

All-Time Scoring Leaders By Position (2015-20)
Key = Player Name, Point Total (Owner during highest scoring season)

Quarterbacks

  1. Aaron Rodgers 1,526.4 (Darrin)
  2. Tom Brady 1,292.16 (Andy)
  3. Russell Wilson 1,099.64 (Ryan)
  4. Drew Brees 1,026 (Ryan)
  5. Patrick Mahomes 991.4 (Andy)
  6. Matt Ryan 895.44 (Alec)
  7. Cam Newton 857.2 (Josh)
  8. DeShaun Watson 761.72 (Hoefs)
  9. Lamar Jackson 693.42 (Nick)
  10. Ben Roethlisberger 454.96 (Scott)
Running Backs

  1. Todd Gurley 1,338.2 (Ryan)
  2. Alvin Kamara 1,174.8 (Darrin)
  3. Ezekiel Elliott 1,092.4 (Nick)
  4. Christian McCaffrey 1,074.3 (Scott)
  5. Melvin Gordon 1,042.6 (Alec)
  6. David Johnson 961.3 (Nick)
  7. Le'Veon Bell 949.3 (Alec)
  8. Devonta Freeman 831 (Darrin)
  9. LeSean McCoy 778 (Darrin)
  10. Mark Ingram 751 (Nick)
Wide Receivers

  1. DeAndre Hopkins 1,593 (Nick)
  2. Julio Jones 1,431.1 (Andy)
  3. Mike Evans 1,294.8 (Scott)
  4. Antonio Brown 1,288.2 (Sneen)
  5. Keenan Allen 1,059.5 (Andy)
  6. Davante Adams 1,044.8 (Darrin)
  7. Michael Thomas 1,021.9 (Andy)
  8. Tyreek Hill 1,002.9 (Hoefs)
  9. Odell Beckham Jr. 999.42 (Cole)
  10. Allen Robinson 846.8 (Alec)
Tight Ends

  1. Travis Kelce 1,410.76 (Hoefs)
  2. Zach Ertz 728.6 (Sneen)
  3. Rob Gronkowski 656.6 (Nick)
  4. Delanie Walker 529 (Andy)
  5. George Kittle 518.3 (Cole)
  6. Jimmy Graham 451.2 (Nick)
  7. Greg Olsen 435 (Darrin)
  8. Darren Waller 408.9 (Ryan)
  9. Hunter Henry 358.7 (Sneen)
  10. Jordan Reed 334 (Sneen)
Kickers

  1. Justin Tucker 774 (Sneen)
  2. Wil Lutz 628 (Alec)
  3. Stephen Gostkowski 605 (Scott)
  4. Mason Crosby 509 (Darrin)
  5. Harrison Butker 490 (Nick)
  6. Matt Prater 407 (Cole)
  7. Greg Zuerlein 373 (Ryan)
  8. Matt Bryant 361 (Cole)
  9. Dan Bailey 217 (Darrin)
  10. Robbie Gould (Silka) & Brandon McManus (Alec) 209
Defenses
  1. Los Angeles Rams 488
  2. Baltimore Ravens 440
  3. New England Patriots 420
  4. Denver Broncos 394
  5. Minnesota Vikings 375
  6. Carolina Panthers 372
  7. Pittsburgh Steelers 343
  8. Seattle Seahawks 290
  9. Chicago Bears 276
  10. Buffalo Bills 270

End-of-season Awards

First Team All-Bro
QB - Patrick Mahomes (Andy Todd)
RB - Alvin Kamara (Darrin Aschebrook)
RB - Dalvin Cook (Tyler Sneen)
WR - Davante Adams (Darrin Aschebrook)
WR - Tyreek Hill (Nathaniel Hoefs)
TE - Travis Kelce (Nathaniel Hoefs)
FLEX - Derrick Henry (Cole Walters)
K - Rodrigo Blankenship* (Andy Todd/Alec Swanson)
D/ST - Los Angeles Rams (Nathaniel Hoefs/Nick Zurawski/Darrin Aschebrook)

Second Team All-Bro
QB - Russell Wilson (Ryan Dougherty)
RB - Aaron Jones (Ryan Dougherty)
RB - James Robinson* (Andy Todd)
WR - Stefon Diggs (Tyler Sneen)
WR - DeAndre Hopkins (Cole Walters)
TE - Darren Waller (Ryan Dougherty)
FLEX - Calvin Ridley (Nick Zurawski)
K - Harrison Butker (Tyler Sneen)
D/ST - Pittsburgh Steelers (Nathaniel Hoefs)

* - rookie

WRBL Rookie of the Year - RB James Robinson (Andy Todd)

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Despite a powerful surge of points post-Marlon Mack for Jonathan Taylor, undrafted James Robinson showed fans why Jacksonville was so ready to move on from Leonard Fournette.

WRBL Draft Bust of the Year - #2 overall pick RB Saquon Barkley (Nick Zurawski)

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There's a reason "Nick Zurawski's Team Doctors" won Zero of the Year.

The Waiver Wonder of the Year - RB James Robinson (Andy Todd)

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Undrafted in both the NFL and the WRBL, former Illinois State RB James Robinson was a risk worth taking prior to week one.

WRBL Comeback Player of the Year - TE Rob Gronkowski (Nathaniel Hoefs & Nick Zurawski)

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In a limited CPOTY race, TE Rob Gronkowski spiked away retirement for another Super Bowl ring with a side of fantasy relevance in Tampa.

Zero of the Year - Nick Zurawski's Free Chiquita Team Doctors

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Along with Barkley and Raheem Mostert (above), Nick also lost TE George Kittle on route to a cameo in the Sandwich-a-thon of 2020.

MVP (Chosen by the league champion): RB Dalvin Cook (Tyler Sneen)

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Dalvin Cook's consistent performances over the years have made him into a Sneen Machine mainstay and the continuous keeper has everybody thinking Championship "#2" is in play for Tyler.

The book can now be closed on the 2020 WRBL season and in 2021, we're back to eight owners with Scott Aschebrook taking an indefinite hiatus from the league to wed and do Pennsylvanian things. As a quick preview, here are the divisions with their championship wins in parentheses...

The Steven Nett Division
Darrin Aschebrook
Nathaniel Hoefs
Andy Todd (1)
Commissioner Nick Zurawski

The Tanner Glaza Division
Ryan Dougherty (1)
2020 WRBL Champion Tyler Sneen (1)
Alec Swanson
Cole Walters (1)

The draft went smoothly and the season is right around the corner so, clear your calendars these next 4+ months (depending on your interest in playoff, non-fantasy football) because it is time to dedicate every waking moment to dethroning the machine!

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