Monday, September 3, 2018

WRBL 2017 Review: Really Just The Cold Hard Facts

Congratulations to Ryan Dougherty once again on not only losing to the Vikings in the second round of the playoffs but, also winning the 3rd (We're actually not even counting 2014 anymore. Sorry, 2014 champions... whoever you were Upon further review: Nick Zurawski was the 2014 champion) Wisconsin Rapids Bro League Championship. It was about as easy a road as one could possibly ask for but, we've seen easier paths fucked up along the way. Not only was Ryan a top 4 scoring team in an 8-team league for 15 of the 16 weeks we played but, he had the highest-scoring player in the league in Running Back Todd Gurley (a now two-time league champion), another top-5 RB in LeSean McCoy (5th, 247 points), a top-5 receiver (Keenan Allen, 5th, 256 points) and both the fifth and sixth-highest scoring quarterbacks in Drew Brees and Carson Wentz. Fantasy Football is 10% skill and 90% luck (varies by the season, not at all a serious statistical analysis) and Ryan just coasted to a championship during his rookie season. Granted, Andy Todd gave him a mediocre fight in the finale but, the war of attrition favored Team Easy Breesy that Christmas weekend and I'm sure he received the trophy from the absent Cole Walters at some point. Will he be a one-hit wonder or is sophomore success in the near future? It's the WRBL so, anything COULD happen.

Typically, I would have a much longer review of the season but, I spent some of the offseason digging up our All-Time scoring leaders (player-wise) and my blog has become a tougher thing to manage through the offseason months (football is the only thing motivating me to come on here outside of music) so, this is all I have to give to you all for now. The season ahead is still certain to be a fun one and an active one so, let's just pin this one on Ryan for not providing offseason trophy pictures. Good luck to all in the upcoming September 5th, 8:00 PM ONLINE (sheds a tear) draft. May the best man (is Ryan even legally a man yet?) emerge victorious. Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Enjoy The Shelby.

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Remember all of those players that were injured in week 15? Yeah, that wasn't great.


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Final Standings
1st - Team Easy Breesy (Ryan Dougherty)
2nd - The Engine That Could (Andy Todd)
3rd - Scott Bless Scott Damn (Scott Aschebrook)
4th - Tremendous Big League (Nick Zurawski)
5th - SNEEN MACHINE (Tyler Sneen)
6th - Launders Money With The WRPD (Alec Swanson)
7th - Team ChowHounds (Darrin Aschebrook)
8th - Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters)

Things we blamed Cole Walters for in 2017
1. Making Taylor Swift put her own spin on Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy".
2. Sneaky erorrs in spelling.
3. Fleas.
4. The lack of a perfect flavor of Pop Tart.
5. The death of journalism.
6. This awfully hot coffee pot.
7. Gordon Hayward's ankle injury.
8. Online shopping destroying retail chains.
9. The Madden franchise barely improving over the past decade.
10. Misshapen earholes, unable to hold earbuds.
11. The rampant greed that has destroyed Thanksgiving.
12. Low talkers.
13. Crying over spilled milk.
14. Rafael Palmeiro's delusions.
15. The NFL's stupid Christmas Eve & Day scheduling in 2017.
16. Prioritizing the new Star Wars movie over the league.


Team-by-Team Results
Key: Opponent's Name, Result. It's really that simple. 

Team ChowHounds (Darrin Aschebrook) 7th, 3-11
Week 1 - Nick Zurawski L 81-110
Week 2 - Ryan Dougherty L 125-135
Week 3 - Tyler Sneen L 102-134
Week 4 - Scott Aschebrook L 89-117
Week 5 - Cole Walters L 133-151
Week 6 - Alec Swanson L 64-96
Week 7 - Andy Todd L 84-110
Week 8 - Nick Zurawski L 117-162
Week 9 - Ryan Dougherty L 101-123
Week 10 - Tyler Sneen W 144-91
Week 11 - Scott Aschebrook W 106-79
Week 12 - Cole Walters W 114-104
Week 13 - Alec Swanson L 121-131
Week 14 - Andy Todd L 101-107
Week 15 - #5 Alec Swanson L 115.48-117.38 (Tiebreaker scoring)
Week 16 - #7 Cole Walters W 109-89

Scott Bless Scott Damn (Scott Aschebrook) 3rd, 8-6
Week 1 - Andy Todd L 114-129
Week 2 - Alec Swanson W 83-68
Week 3 - Cole Walters W 146-85
Week 4 - Darrin Aschebrook W 117-89
Week 5 - Nick Zurawski L 73-111
Week 6 - Ryan Dougherty W 155-125
Week 7 - Tyler Sneen W 124-102
Week 8 - Andy Todd W 117-107
Week 9 - Alec Swanson W 135-116
Week 10 - Cole Walters W 107-102
Week 11 - Darrin Aschebrook L 79-106
Week 12 - Nick Zurawski L 107-113
Week 13 - Ryan Dougherty L 116-125
Week 14 - Tyler Sneen L 84-99
Week 15 - #1 Andy Todd L 111-117
Week 16 - #2 Nick Zurawski W 17-10

Team Easy Breesy (Ryan Dougherty) CHAMPION, 9-5
Week 1 - Tyler Sneen W 149-81
Week 2 - Darrin Aschebrook W 135-125
Week 3 - Nick Zurawski W 149-87
Week 4 - Alec Swanson L 126-136
Week 5 - Andy Todd L 97-126
Week 6 - Scott Aschebrook L 125-155
Week 7 - Cole Walters W 124-104
Week 8 - Tyler Sneen W 123-87
Week 9 - Darrin Aschebrook W 123-101
Week 10 - Nick Zurawski L 108-109
Week 11 - Alec Swanson L 127-170
Week 12 - Andy Todd W 121-99
Week 13 - Scott Aschebrook W 125-116
Week 14 - Cole Walters W 151-121
Week 15 - #2 Nick Zurawski W 161-106
Week 16 - #1 Andy Todd W 135-118

SNEEN MACHINE (Tyler Sneen) 5th, 6-8
Week 1 - Ryan Dougherty L 81-149
Week 2 - Nick Zurawski W 150-115
Week 3 - Darrin Aschebrook W 134-102
Week 4 - Cole Walters L 89-123
Week 5 - Alec Swanson L 91-106
Week 6 - Andy Todd W 114-60
Week 7 - Scott Aschebrook L 102-124
Week 8 - Ryan Dougherty L 87-123
Week 9 - Nick Zurawski L 74-94
Week 10 - Darrin Aschebrook L 91-144
Week 11 - Cole Walters W 127-99
Week 12 - Alec Swanson W 161-124
Week 13 - Andy Todd L 79-119
Week 14 - Scott Aschebrook W 99-84
Week 15 - #7 Cole Walters W 123-122
Week 16 - #5 Alec Swanson W 106-85

Launders Money With The WRPD (Alec Swanson) 6th, 6-8
Week 1 - Cole Walters L 81-98
Week 2 - Scott Aschebrook L 68-83
Week 3 - Andy Todd L 116-125
Week 4 - Ryan Dougherty W 136-126
Week 5 - Tyler Sneen W 106-91
Week 6 - Darrin Aschebrook W 96-64
Week 7 - Nick Zurawski W 138-116
Week 8 - Cole Walters L 102-122
Week 9 - Scott Aschebrook L 116-135
Week 10 - Andy Todd L 103-128
Week 11 - Ryan Dougherty W 170-127
Week 12 - Tyler Sneen L 124-161
Week 13 - Darrin Aschebrook W 131-121
Week 14 - Nick Zurawski L 140-149
Week 15 - #8 Darrin Aschebrook W 117.38 - 115.48 (Tiebreaker)
Week 16 - #6 Tyler Sneen L 85-106

The Engine That Could (Andy Todd) 2nd, 10-4
Week 1 - Scott Aschebrook W 129-114
Week 2 - Cole Walters W 123-113
Week 3 - Alec Swanson W 125-116
Week 4 - Nick Zurawski W 130-93
Week 5 - Ryan Dougherty W 126-97
Week 6 - Tyler Sneen L 60-114
Week 7 - Darrin Aschebrook W 110-84
Week 8 - Scott Aschebrook L 107-117
Week 9 - Cole Walters W 130-66
Week 10 - Alec Swanson W 128-103
Week 11 - Nick Zurawski L 74-186
Week 12 - Ryan Dougherty L 99-121
Week 13 - Tyler Sneen W 119-79
Week 14 - Darrin Aschebrook W 107-101
Week 15 - #4 Scott Aschebrook W 117-111
Week 16 - #3 Ryan Dougherty L 118-135

Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 8th, 4-9-1
Week 1 - Alec Swanson W 98-81
Week 2 - Andy Todd L 113-123
Week 3 - Scott Aschebrook L 85-146
Week 4 - Tyler Sneen W 123-89
Week 5 - Darrin Aschebrook W 151-133
Week 6 - Nick Zurawski T 134-134
Week 7 - Ryan Dougherty L 104-124
Week 8 - Alec Swanson W 122-102
Week 9 - Andy Todd L 66-130
Week 10 - Scott Aschebrook L 102-107
Week 11 - Tyler Sneen L 99-127
Week 12 - Darrin Aschebrook L 104-114
Week 13 - Nick Zurawski L 124-130
Week 14 - Ryan Dougherty L 121-151
Week 15 - #6 Tyler Sneen L 122-123
Week 16 - #8 Darrin Aschebrook L 89-109

Tremendous Big League (Nick Zurawski) 4th, 9-4-1
Week 1 - Darrin Aschebrook W 110-81
Week 2 - Tyler Sneen L 115-150
Week 3 - Ryan Dougherty L 82-149
Week 4 - Andy Todd L 93-130
Week 5 - Scott Aschebrook W 111-73
Week 6 - Cole Walters T 134-134
Week 7 - Alec Swanson L 116-138
Week 8 - Darrin Aschebrook W 162-117
Week 9 - Tyler Sneen W 94-74
Week 10 - Ryan Dougherty W 109-108
Week 11 - Andy Todd W 186-74
Week 12 - Scott Aschebrook W 113-107
Week 13 - Cole Walters W 130-124
Week 14 - Alec Swanson W 149-140
Week 15 - #3 Ryan Dougherty L 106-161
Week 16 - #4 Scott Aschebrook L 10-17

Player Scoring By Team
Key: * = Scored for another team as well.

Team ChowHounds
QB - Cam Newton 168 
QB - Aaron Rodgers 103
QB - Case Keenum 17
RB - Alvin Kamara 225
RB - Leonard Fournette 203
RB - C.J. Anderson 91
RB - Chris Thompson 56
RB - James White 47
RB - Alfred Morris 42
RB - Javorius Allen 19*
RB - David Johnson 12
WR - Adam Thielen 178
WR - Emmanuel Sanders 87
WR - Jamison Crowder 45
WR - Danny Amendola 28
WR - Nelson Agholor 24
WR - Ted Ginn Jr. 15
WR - Mike Wallace 1
TE - Jason Witten 77 
TE - Greg Olsen 5
TE - Jared Cook 4*
PK - Matt Prater 66*
PK - Matt Bryant 45*
PK - Greg Zuerlein 31*
DF - Kansas City Chiefs 50
DF - Los Angeles Rams 22*
DF - Arizona Cardinals 14*
DF - Oakland Raiders 13
DF - New York Giants -2

Scott Bless Scott Damn
QB - Ben Roethlisberger 126
QB - Alex Smith 99
QB - Jameis Winston 18*
QB - Philip Rivers 10*
RB - Christian McCaffrey 183
RB - Ezekiel Elliott 164
RB - Carlos Hyde 106
RB - Jerick McKinnon 45
RB - Doug Martin 20
WR - Doug Baldwin 147 
WR - Larry Fitzgerald 146
WR - Jordy Nelson 95
WR - Devin Funchess 22
WR - Kelvin Benjamin 15
WR - Randall Cobb 6*
WR - Sammy Watkins 2
TE - Rob Gronkowski 204
TE - Jack Doyle 24*
PK - Jake Elliott 53*
PK - Harrison Butker 47*
PK - Brandon McManus 20
PK - Justin Tucker 17*
DF - Carolina Panthers 58
DF - Houston Texans 31*
DF - Denver Broncos 13*
DF - Seattle Seahawks 13*
DF - Philadelphia Eagles 9*

2017 Champions Team Easy Breesy
QB - Drew Brees 149
QB - Carson Wentz 127
QB - Marcus Mariota 18*
RB - Todd Gurley 332
RB - LeSean McCoy 247
RB - Dalvin Cook 27
RB - LeGarrette Blount 19
WR - Keenan Allen 222
WR - Mike Evans 147
WR - Stefon Diggs 103
WR - Golden Tate 99
WR - Marvin Jones Jr. 70
WR - JuJu Smith-Schuster 28
WR - Randall Cobb 21*
WR - Rishard Matthews 7
WR - John Brown 1
TE - Hunter Henry 68
TE - Charles Clay 28
TE - Jack Doyle 22*
TE - Vernon Davis 13*
PK - Wil Lutz 136
PK - Justin Tucker 13*
PK - Robbie Gould 8*
DF - Baltimore Ravens 98*
DF - Denver Broncos 43*
DF - Los Angeles Chargers 21*
DF - Arizona Cardinals 12*
DF - New Orleans Saints 6*

SNEEN Machine
QB - Tom Brady 270
QB - Kirk Cousins 7
RB - Devonta Freeman 164
RB - Ty Montgomery 74
RB - Latavius Murray 72
RB - Tevin Coleman 51
RB - Frank Gore 30*
RB - Danny Woodhead 16
WR - Julio Jones 231
WR - Demaryius Thomas 181
WR - Pierre Garcon 46
WR - Marqise Lee 41
WR - Martavis Bryant 34
WR - Eric Decker 7
WR - Marquise Goodwin 6
TE - Zach Ertz 144
TE - Jordan Reed 18
TE - Vernon Davis 16*
PK - Stephen Gostkowski 152
PK - Ryan Succop 12*
DF - Minnesota Vikings 110
DF - Detroit Lions 25*

Launders Money With The WRPD
QB - Russell Wilson 312
QB - Mitchell Trubisky 9
RB - Le'Veon Bell 325
RB - Jordan Howard 155
RB - Matt Forte' 24
RB - Tarik Cohen 13
RB - Alex Collins 5
WR - Tyreek Hill 208 
WR - Brandin Cooks 159
WR - Dez Bryant 142
WR - DeVante Parker 57
WR - Terrelle Pryor 22
TE - Delanie Walker 100
TE - Kyle Rudolph 25
TE - Cameron Brate 23
TE - Tyler Eifert 1
PK - Matt Bryant 94*
PK - Dan Bailey 40*
PK - Robbie Gould 10*
DF - Seattle Seahawks 74*
DF - Los Angeles Chargers 24*
DF - Pittsburgh Steelers 21*
DF - Atlanta Falcons 10*
DF - Dallas Cowboys 7*
DF - Detroit Lions 2*

The Engine That Could
QB - Dak Prescott 236
QB - Philip Rivers 14*
RB - Kareem Hunt 264
RB - Joe Mixon 95
RB - Ameer Abdullah 53
RB - Duke Johnson Jr. 45
RB - Samaje Perine 40
RB - Dion Lewis 31*
RB - Frank Gore 22*
RB - Isaiah Crowell 13*
RB - Rex Burkhead 8
RB - Paul Perkins 3
WR - Michael Thomas 236
WR - Chris Hogan 81
WR - Odell Beckham Jr. 71
WR - Sterling Shepard 57
WR - Mohamed Sanu 16
WR - T.Y. Hilton 8
WR - Corey Davis 7
TE - Travis Kelce 226
TE - Tyler Kroft 1
PK - Greg Zuerlein 84*
PK - Giorgio Tavecchio 27*
PK - Kai Forbath 16*
PK - Jake Elliott 7*
PK - Chris Boswell 3*
PK - Dan Bailey 2*
DF - Los Angeles Rams 74*
DF - Philadelphia Eagles 24*
DF - New England Patriots 17*
DF - Pittsburgh Steelers 9*
DF - Buffalo Bills 4*

Colieveland 96ers
QB - Matt Ryan 96
QB - DeShaun Watson 91
QB - Matthew Stafford 27*
QB - Andy Dalton 18
QB - Jared Goff 9
QB - Brett Hundley 7
QB - Jameis Winston 2*
RB - Melvin Gordon 255
RB - Lamar Miller 156
RB - Chris Ivory 8
RB - Jamaal Williams 8
RB - Bilal Powell 6*
RB - Isaiah Crowell 5*
RB - Aaron Jones 5
WR - A.J. Green 217
WR - Jarvis Landry 211
WR - Davante Adams 131
WR - Amari Cooper 54
WR - DeSean Jackson 27
TE - Evan Engram 105
TE - Martellus Bennett 37
TE - Jared Cook 9*
TE - Eric Ebron 2
PK - Justin Tucker 82*
PK - Matt Prater 53*
PK - Ryan Succop 14*
PK - Kai Forbath 4*
DF - Cincinnati Bengals 24
DF - Pittsburgh Steelers 24*
DF - Tennessee Titans 21
DF - Chicago Bears 13*
DF - Houston Texans 12*
DF - New Orleans Saints 7*
DF - Washington 5
DF - Baltimore Ravens -6*

Tremendous Big League
QB - Derek Carr 66
QB - Matthew Stafford 64* 
QB - Tyrod Taylor 50
QB - Philip Rivers 27*
QB - Marcus Mariota 7*
RB - Mark Ingram 209
RB - Jay Ajayi 57
RB - Marshawn Lynch 42
RB - DeMarco Murray 41
RB - Dion Lewis 32*
RB - Adrian Peterson 21
RB - Javorius Allen 17*
RB - Bilal Powell 2*
WR - Antonio Brown 305
WR - DeAndre Hopkins 287
WR - Michael Crabtree 106
WR - Alshon Jeffery 20
TE - Jimmy Graham 130
TE - Austin Seferian-Jenkins 16
PK - Chris Boswell 80*
PK - Harrison Butker 21*
PK - Mason Crosby 19
PK - Adam Vinatieri 17
DF - Jacksonville Jaguars 102
DF - Philadelphia Eagles 31*
DF - Arizona Cardinals 11*
DF - Buffalo Bills 10*
DF - Miami Dolphins 4*
DF - Chicago Bears 3*
DF - San Francisco 49ers 3*

All-Time Scoring Leaders By Position (2015-17)
Key = Player Name, Point Total (Owner during highest scoring season)

Quarterbacks

  1. Tom Brady 713 (Andy)
  2. Aaron Rodgers 708 (Darrin)
  3. Cam Newton 582 (Josh)
  4. Drew Brees 532 (Sneen)
  5. Ben Roethlisberger 410 (Scott)
  6. Matt Ryan 384 (Scott)
  7. Russell Wilson 380 (Alex)
  8. Philip Rivers 371 (Moon)
  9. Carson Palmer 317 (Scott)
  10. Andrew Luck 256 (Nick)

Running Backs

  1. Le'Veon Bell 738 (Alec)
  2. LeSean McCoy 687 (Darrin)
  3. Devonta Freeman 674 (Darrin)
  4. Todd Gurley 652 (Ryan)
  5. Lamar Miller 548 (Scott)
  6. David Johnson 505 (Nick)
  7. Melvin Gordon 494 (Cole)
  8. Mark Ingram 489 (Nick)
  9. DeMarco Murray 427 (Scott)
  10. Ezekiel Elliott 347 (Scott)
Wide Receivers
  1. Antonio Brown 947 (Sneen)
  2. Julio Jones 807 (Andy)
  3. DeAndre Hopkins 749 (Nick)
  4. Odell Beckham Jr. 653 (Cole)
  5. A.J. Green 643 (Alec)
  6. Demaryius Thomas 610 (Moon)
  7. Jarvis Landry 595 (Nick)
  8. Mike Evans 588 (Scott)
  9. Larry Fitzgerald 576 (Darrin)
  10. Brandin Cooks 534 (Cole)
Tight Ends
  1. Travis Kelce 581 (Andy)
  2. Rob Gronkowski 543 (Nick)
  3. Delanie Walker 490 (Andy)
  4. Greg Olsen 384 (Darrin)
  5. Jimmy Graham 351 (Nick)
  6. Jason Witten 289 (Josh)
  7. Jordan Reed 256 (Sneen)
  8. Tyler Eifert 218 (Alec)
  9. Martellus Bennett 201 (Sneen)
  10. Zach Ertz 201 (Sneen)
Kickers
  1. Stephen Gostkowski 446 (Scott)
  2. Justin Tucker 408 (Sneen)
  3. Matt Bryant 309 (Cole)
  4. Mason Crosby 238 (Darrin)
  5. Brandon McManus 209 (Alec)
  6. Matt Prater 209 (Cole)
  7. Wil Lutz 208 (Ryan)
  8. Stephen Hauschka 171 (Josh)
  9. Dan Bailey 163 (Andy)
  10. Adam Vinatieri 136 (Nick)
Defenses
  1. Denver Broncos 364
  2. Carolina Panthers 312
  3. Seattle Seahawks 262
  4. Minnesota Vikings 258
  5. Arizona Cardinals 207
  6. Los Angeles Rams 191
  7. New England Patriots 176
  8. Houston Texans 172
  9. Baltimore Ravens 170
  10. Philadelphia Eagles 128 ....    32. Cleveland Browns -3
Heroes of the Week
1 - RB Kareem Hunt, WR Antonio Brown, DF Los Angeles Rams
2 - WR Michael Crabtree, QB Tom Brady, RB C.J. Anderson
3 - RB Todd Gurley, WR Stefon Diggs, QB Tom Brady
4 - RB Le'Veon Bell, QB DeShaun Watson, RB Ezekiel Elliott
5 - QB DeShaun Watson, RB Melvin Gordon, RB Leonard Fournette
6 - RB Melvin Gordon, RB Mark Ingram, WR Antonio Brown
7 - RB Ezekiel Elliott, QB Dak Prescott, RB LeSean McCoy
8 - WR DeAndre Hopkins, QB Russell Wilson, RB LeSean McCoy
9 - RB Alvin Kamara, WR Marvin Jones, QB Dak Prescott
10 - QB Cam Newton, RB Mark Ingram, WR Adam Thielen
11 - WR Antonio Brown, WR Keenan Allen, QB Russell Wilson
12 - WR Julio Jones, WR Antonio Brown, RB Alvin Kamara
13 - WR Tyreek Hill, RB Alvin Kamara, RB Le'Veon Bell
14 - RB Le'Veon Bell, WR DeAndre Hopkins, WR Antonio Brown
15 - RB Todd Gurley, RB Kareem Hunt, RB Mark Ingram
16 - RB Todd Gurley, RB Dion Lewis, RB C.J. Anderson

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AP Photo/Keith Srakocic
2016 WRBL MVP Antonio Brown was a Hero of the Week five times as his hands continue to be the most reliable in the game.
Zeros of the Week
1 - NONE
2 - RB Jordan Howard
3 - DF Seattle Seahawks, DF Baltimore Ravens
4 - NONE
5 - TE Evan Engram, DF New England Patriots, Owner Tyler Sneen
6 - TE Coby Fleener
7 - NONE
8 - NONE
9 - DF Cincinnati Bengals, DF Kansas City Chiefs, Owner Tyler Sneen
10 - DF New York Giants, Owner Tyler Sneen
11 - DF Los Angeles Rams, QB Dak Prescott, DF New Orleans Saints
12 - WR Michael Crabtree, TE Vernon Davis
13 - NONE
14 - TE Jimmy Graham, DF Seattle Seahawks, Owner Tyler Sneen
15 - NONE
16 - Owner Cole Walters

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AP Photo/Matt Dunham
The Ravens' awful -6 point showing in week 3 on defense is the WRBL record for worst scoring performance by anyone ever in a week.
End-of-season Awards

First Team All-Bro
QB - Russell Wilson (Alec Swanson)
RB - Todd Gurley (Ryan Dougherty)
RB - Le'Veon Bell (Alec Swanson)
WR - Antonio Brown (Nick Zurawski)
WR - DeAndre Hopkins (Nick Zurawski)
TE - Travis Kelce (Andy Todd)
FLEX - Kareem Hunt* (Andy Todd)
K - Stephen Gostkowski (Tyler Sneen)
D/ST - Minnesota Vikings (Tyler Sneen)

Second Team All-Bro
QB - Tom Brady (Tyler Sneen)
RB - Melvin Gordon (Cole Walters)
RB - LeSean McCoy (Ryan Dougherty)
WR - Michael Thomas (Andy Todd)
WR - Julio Jones (Tyler Sneen)
TE - Rob Gronkowski (Scott Aschebrook)
FLEX - Alvin Kamara* (Darrin Aschebrook)
K - Matt Bryant (Darrin Aschebrook/Alec Swanson)
D/ST - Jacksonville Jaguars (Nick Zurawski)

* = rookie.

Voted on by the people


WRBL Rookie of the Year - RB Alvin Kamara (Darrin Aschebrook)

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Kareem Hunt had the consistency but, Kamara's late season push helped The ChowHounds avoid losing the MoonBak Bowl and an all-time dismal season performance.
WRBL Draft Bust of the Year - #1 overall pick RB David Johnson (Darrin Aschebrook)

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Can a player be considered a draft bust for getting injured? "Yes" apparently, according to our league.
The Waiver Wonder of the Year - RB Alvin Kamara (Darrin Aschebrook)

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Instead of trophies, we gave Alvin Kamara Airheads for his award winnings this season.
WRBL Comeback Player of the Year - RB Todd Gurley (Ryan Dougherty)

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After an average season for the 2016 #1 draft pick, Gurley lead the WRBL with 332 points.

Zero of the Year - Cleveland Browns Head Coach Hue Jackson

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Hue Jackson has learned that an 0-16 season will have him join infamous Zero of the Year company like Josh Tiffany and the Aschebrook family driveway.
MVP (Chosen by the league champion) - RB Todd Gurley (Ryan Dougherty)

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Todd Gurley brought back memories of Sean Alexander, Priest Holmes and even Ladanian Tomlinson with his 19 touchdowns last season. It's no wonder that Team Easy Breesy was the force that it was.

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The Shelby Trophy... Now with plaques!
"I say we take a stand and ban every player accused of domestic abuse right now" - Scott Aschebrook, owner of Ben Roethlisberger, Jameis Winston and Ezekiel Elliott.

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