WRBL Week 8, 2020

  Wisconsin Rapids Bro League

Week Eight

Our Sixth Official Season of blaming Cole Walters for bone hurting juice.

Current Standings (with regular season won-loss streaks & [Seasonal Point Totals]) 

Steven Nett Division

Team ChowHounds (Darrin Aschebrook) 5-3 W1 [1,145.88]

Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) 5-3 L1 [1,026.14]

Rise From The Asch3s (Scott Aschebrook) 1-6-1 L5 [910.82]

Shooter McGavin Division

The Golladay Inn (Ryan Dougherty) 5-3 W2 [1,075.26]

Christy Fichtner All-Stars (Andy Todd) 5-3 W1 [1,017.90]

Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) 4-4 L1 [1,022.66]

Tanner Glaza Division

Team Hoefs (Nathaniel Hoefs) 4-4 L1 [1,052.64]

Free Chiquita (Nick Zurawski) 4-4 L1 [1,006.88]

SNEEN MACHINE (Tyler Sneen) 3-5 W1 [977.28]

Week Eight Final Scores

SNEEN defeats HOEFS 135.04-129.14

RYAN defeats ALEC 115.54-91.96

ANDY defeats NICK 122.14-99.12

DARRIN defeats SCOTT 157.26-96.24

BYE defeats COLE 0-102.26

Heroes of the Week: RB Dalvin Cook (48.6), WR DK Metcalf (40.1), QB Patrick Mahomes (36.64)

Hero of the Week: RB Dalvin Cook (SNEEN MACHINE)

Waiver Wonders: RB DeeJay Dallas (22.8), WR Mecole Hardman (22.6), QB Philip Rivers (22.28)

Courtesy Photos

Waiver Wonder: RB DeeJay Dallas (18-41-1 on the ground, 5-17-1 through the air)

What-if of the Week: If Team Hoefs started the Pittsburgh Defense (13 points) over the Bills Defense (4), Nathan would have beaten Sneen.

Upcoming Week 9 Match-ups

NOTE: NFL Schedule subject to change due to ongoing COVID-19 cases rising and possible postponements. Look it up on your own time.
Nick v. Alec

Ryan v. Darrin

Hoefs v. Andy

Sneen v. Cole

Scott v. BYE

Bro...

My oh my, how the turntables...

Tyler Sneen actually won a game. 

Seriously though in one of the most exhausting weeks ever, it's pretty incredible to see that all three divisions in the Bro League hold a two-way tie for first and with Sneen's close upset victory over Hoefs, there are now two teams within a game of first residing in last in their respective divisions. It's too close to call. Scott was seen driving around downtown Delaware, looking for coordinates to commissioner Nick Zurawski's house so that he could demand a recount in person after another low-scoring effort. 

Week 9? Michael Thomas? BACK! Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Dallas minus Zeke yet plus Garrett Gilbert? SAD! The Jets? LOSERS! Christian McCaffrey? REJUVENATED! The only Running Back I've considered trading for this year! Every matchup is yuuge with Scott on bye and every division's balance up in the air. It certainly seems like the season could end or be put on pause at any moment. Hell, I couldn't keep up with the COVID updates this week because every single team seemed to have a concern somewhere. I guess that just puts added pressure on us all to win NOW. I'm so focused on winning I can barely type a coherent sentence. 

Joshua Roberts, Reuters

Let's hope the Jets have better catering.

2020 WRBL Scoring Leaders

QB

Patrick Mahomes 207.10 (Andy)

Russell Wilson 206.04 (Ryan)

DeShaun Watson 154.50 (Hoefs)

Matt Ryan 150.28 (Sneen)

Lamar Jackson 140.82 (Nick)

Kyler Murray 119.86 (Cole)

Tom Brady 118.66 (Darrin)

Dak Prescott 95.84 (Scott)

Joe Burrow 95.20 (Alec)

Josh Allen 82.38 (Cole)

Aaron Rodgers 72.86 (Scott)

Ben Roethlisberger 44.96 (Alec)

Matthew Stafford 30.72 (Darrin)

Carson Wentz 27.76 (Nick)

Gardner Minshew 18.12 (Ryan)

Derek Carr 12.54 (Hoefs)

RB

Alvin Kamara 195.7 (Darrin)

Dalvin Cook 161.9 (Sneen)

Derrick Henry 143.6 (Cole)

Ezekiel Elliott 138.1 (Alec)

Todd Gurley 121.8 (Darrin)

Aaron Jones 115.0 (Ryan)

Clyde Edwards-Helaire 114.6 (Scott)

Josh Jacobs 110.5 (Scott)

James Conner 110.3 (Hoefs)

Chris Carson 105.0 (Ryan)

James Robinson 102.6 (Andy)

Ronald Jones 88.3 (Hoefs)

Mike Davis 80.8 (Andy)

David Johnson 79.4 (Nick)

Melvin Gordon 77.6 (Darrin)

Kareem Hunt 68.9 (Nick)

Austin Ekeler 64.2 (Andy)

Jonathan Taylor 61.1 (Alec)

Myles Gaskin 60.4 (Cole)

Miles Sanders 60.4 (Alec)

Nick Chubb 60.2 (Sneen)

Joe Mixon 57.5 (Andy/Ryan)

David Montgomery 57.0 (Sneen)

Christian McCaffrey 53.2 (Scott)

Giovani Bernard 43.4 (Ryan)

Jerick McKinnon 41.8 (Hoefs/Scott)

Kenyan Drake 38.4 (Nick)

Antonio Gibson 38.4 (Andy)

Darrell Henderson 31.0 (Darrin)

Justin Jackson 27.7 (Nick)

Raheem Mostert 24.5 (Nick)

Jamaal Williams 21.4 (Cole)

Boston Scott 17.3 (Cole)

Saquon Barkley 15.4 (Nick)

Le'Veon Bell 15.4 (Andy)

J.D. McKissic 14.4 (Scott)

Adrian Peterson 12.8 (Darrin)

Malcolm Brown 10.6 (Cole)

Joshua Kelley 10.3 (Sneen)

James White 8.2 (Hoefs)

J.K. Dobbins 7.1 (Cole)

D'Andre Swift 5.3 (Nick)

Alexander Mattison 4.0 (Sneen)

Jeff Wilson Jr. 2.9 (Scott)

Tevin Coleman 2.0 (Ryan)

WR

Tyler Lockett 148.5 (Alec)

Calvin Ridley 148.1 (Nick)

DeAndre Hopkins 144.1 (Cole)

Tyreek Hill 142.1 (Hoefs)

Davante Adams 135.2 (Darrin)

Allen Robinson 131.0 (Alec)

Adam Thielen 124.7 (Darrin)

Keenan Allen 123.8 (Andy)

D.J. Moore 113.2 (Hoefs)

Stefon Diggs 112.2 (Sneen)

Amari Cooper 109.0 (Scott)

Julio Jones 108.4 (Sneen)

DK Metcalf 105.3 (Darrin)

Robert Woods 102.7 (Nick)

Mike Evans 102.1 (Ryan)

Cooper Kupp 90.5 (Andy)

Robby Anderson 90.2 (Cole/Sneen)

Will Fuller 75.4 (Nick)

JuJu Smith-Schuster 66.7 (Sneen/Scott)

Chris Godwin 64.9 (Cole)

A.J. Brown 62.3 (Andy)

Jamison Crowder 61.9 (Ryan)

DeVante Parker 52.4 (Cole)

Kenny Golladay 48.1 (Ryan)

Odell Beckham Jr. 45.42 (Scott)

Tyler Boyd 44.2 (Scott)

Justin Jefferson 39.6 (Alec)

Terry McLaurin 38.7 (Alec)

Darius Slayton 35.0 (Ryan)

Diontae Johnson 34.6 (Ryan/Andy)

Tee Higgins 33.2 (Cole)

Travis Fulgham 32.1 (Hoefs)

Marvin Jones 31.8 (Hoefs)

Cole Beasley 27.9 (Cole)

Corey Davis 26.8 (Ryan)

Marquise Brown 25.8 (Alec)

Allen Lazard 25.7 (Cole)

CeeDee Lamb 25.0 (Scott)

Brandin Cooks 21.8 (Hoefs)

Jerry Jeudy 10.5 (Ryan)

Tre'Quan Smith 9.4 (Ryan)

T.Y. Hilton 9.3 (Scott)

Jarvis Landry 9.2 (Cole)

A.J. Green 5.9 (Andy)

Michael Thomas 4.7 (Ryan)

Julian Edelman 4.2 (Sneen)

Emmanuel Sanders 2.8 (Sneen)

Chase Claypool 0.8 (Scott)

TE

Travis Kelce 143.0 (Hoefs)

Darren Waller 98.2 (Ryan)

George Kittle 98.1 (Nick)

Hayden Hurst 82.9 (Alec)

Mark Andrews 80.5 (Darrin)

Jonnu Smith 65.6 (Andy)

Noah Fant 55.7 (Cole)

Zach Ertz 42.5 (Scott)

Hunter Henry 40.8 (Sneen)

Tyler Higbee 36.4 (Nick)

Evan Engram 29.9 (Sneen)

T.J. Hockenson 27.1 (Cole/Darrin)

Robert Tonyan 23.6 (Scott)

Greg Olsen 3.0 (Cole)

Eric Ebron 2.9 (Ryan)

Blake Jarwin 2.2 (Andy)

Chris Herndon 2.1 (Andy)

K

Wil Lutz 73 (Hoefs)

Rodrigo Blankenship 69 (Andy)

Harrison Butker 67 (Sneen)

Justin Tucker 67 (Scott)

Greg Zuerlein 59 (Darrin)

Chris Boswell 53 (Nick/Alec)

Mason Crosby 45 (Cole)

Jake Elliott 32 (Ryan)

Matt Prater 30 (Alec)

Randy Bullock 20 (Cole/Scott)

Daniel Carlson 18 (Nick)

Graham Gano 11 (Ryan)

Robbie Gould 7 (Nick)

Jason Sanders 6 (Nick)

Joey Slye 5 (Ryan)

Stephen Gostkowski 2 (Hoefs)

Younghoe Koo 2 (Andy)

Ka'imi Fairbairn 1 (Cole)

DF

Baltimore Ravens 71 (Alec/Andy)

Indianapolis Colts 54 (Andy/Ryan)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 54 (Andy/Ryan)

Los Angeles Rams 47 (Hoefs/Nick/Darrin)

Chicago Bears 42 (Scott)

San Francisco 49ers 42 (Sneen)

Pittsburgh Steelers 40 (Hoefs)

Philadelphia Eagles 35 (Nick/Cole)

Buffalo Bills 34 (Darrin/Hoefs)

Arizona Cardinals 31 (Nick/Cole)

Kansas City Chiefs 30 (Cole/Alec)

New England Patriots 19 (Ryan/Andy)

Los Angeles Chargers 18 (Cole/Scott/Andy)

Cleveland Browns 13 (Nick)

Miami Dolphins 12 (Nick)

New York Jets 8 (Nick)

Denver Broncos 6 (Cole)

New Orleans Saints 5 (Ryan/Darrin)

Washington Football Team 6 (Hoefs)

Atlanta Falcons 2 (Cole)

Dallas Cowboys 1 (Nick)

Hypothetical Standings (Top 4 scorers win, bottom 4 lose, 5th = BYE)

Team ChowHounds 6-2

The Golladay Inn 4-2

Team Hoefs 4-3

Free Chiquita 4-3

Colieveland 96ers 4-4

Tax Paying Homeowner 3-3

Christy Fichtner All-Stars 3-4

Rise From The Asch3s 2-5

SNEEN MACHINE 2-6