Week 4
Our 2nd semi-official season of blaming Cole Walters for replacement referees
Current Standings
Arrieta Division
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds (Father Aschebrook) 4-0 W4
Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness (Nick Zurawski) 3-1 W2
Sneen Machine (Tyler Sneen) 3-1 W3
Team Moon (Evan Moon) 1-3 L3
Scott's Winless Issue Tissues (Scott Aschebrook) 0-4 L4
Cole Division
Team Swanson (Alec Swanson) 3-1 W3
Team Silka (Alex Silka) 3-1 W1
Spider 2 Y Banana (Andy Todd) 2-2 L1
Show Stoppers (Cole Walters) 1-3 L2
Team Tiffany (Josh Tiffany) 0-4 L4
Week Four Final Scores
ZURAWSKI 124 MOON 110
ASCHEBROOK SR. 117 ASCHEBROOK 93
SNEEN 100 TODD 94
SWANSON 106 WALTERS 84
SILKA 76 TIFFANY 74
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| Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images Back-to-back Hero of the Week: RB Devonta Freeman (Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds) |
Zeros of the Week: Owner Josh Tiffany (Tiffany), DF Eagles (Todd), HC Jim Caldwell
Upcoming Week 5 Match-ups & NFL Schedule (in CT)
Team Tiffany v. Spider 2 Y Banana
Team Swanson v. Team Moon
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds v. Sneen Machine
Scott's Winless Issue Tissues v. Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness
Team Silka v. Show Stoppers
BYE WEEK: New York Jets, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings & Carolina Panthers
Thursday Game: Indianapolis @ Houston 7:25 PM
Sunday: New Orleans @ Philadelphia NOON
Chicago @ Kansas City NOON
Seattle @ Cincinnati NOON
Washington @ Atlanta NOON
Jacksonville @ Tampa Bay NOON
Cleveland @ Baltimore NOON
Buffalo @ Tennessee NOON
St. Louis @ Green Bay NOON
Arizona @ Detroit 3:05 PM
New England @ Dallas 3:25 PM
Denver @ Oakland 3:25 PM
San Francisco @ NY Giants 7:30 PM
Monday: Pittsburgh @ San Diego 7:30 PM
Bro...
Week Four has come and past and we have reached the quarter mark of the season. Nobody is truly out of it until they forget to change their lineup for a month or until say week ten or so. We have reached the point in the season however, where it is finally time to give up on the guys who we believed in that just are not producing or staying on the field long enough for us to keep believing that the pick will pay off over the long haul (Victor Cruz, C.J. Anderson, Charles Johnson, etc.). It is a depressing realization once the team owner realizes that "Hey, it's week four and Christine Michael has one carry" because they just get that empty, bitter feeling inside that they were wrong about something and while, they don't need to admit it, it goes without saying that a drop is basically a speechless confession of sorts.
Of course, one could easily erase that error by picking up someone like... oh, I don't know... ODELL BECKHAM JR. That's right, this was the week last season when ODB/OBJ was given a clean bill of health and (not to make the story about myself but...) I wisely claimed him off waivers. I still missed the winner's bracket of the postseason, but had he landed on say... Scott or Sneen's teams, he could have won the league for someone and forever altered Bro League history books. So, I encourage everyone to go out there, find your Ol' Dirty Beckham and make the race for the title even tenser than it already is.
This week was defined by kicking, thus making it the most fascinatingly competitive low-scoring week in recent memory. In the epic rivalry of Aschebrook versus Aschebrook, Aschebrook was victorious as the father rode another incredible week from Falcons RB Devonta Freeman to a victory that ended up severely hampering his son's chances at 0-4. He has not reached "Detroit Lions" level of panic yet, but with Dez Bryant and Marshawn Lynch's unknown future injury statuses, the outlook could certainly get worse before it gets better. Alec won again proving that he is no fantasy rookie as a name-change could not save Cole Walters from the impending doom. Silka beat Tiffany by two points thanks to the hilariously uncontested last-minute 50-yard pass by Russell Wilson. A full Moon rose as Evan's team finally lived up to some of his own preseason hype by breaking the 100-point milestone this week. Evan still managed to lose to Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness though, as Le'Veon Bell is no longer under suspension and Michael Vick will continue to throw desperation passes for three yards to him until Big Ben returns sometime around week eight. The most-exciting week four match-up (only because there were more points scored than in the Silka-Tiffany "Who can blow this the least?" match-up) came down to the final play of Monday Night Football. The setting was too perfect as the Lions were at the 11-yard line and Spider 2 Y Banana needed 7 more points out of Ameer Abdullah which could have easily been accomplished had the Lions just given it to Abdullah for the final eleven yards of the drive and the touchdown. Instead, on a 3rd & 1 at the SEA 11, Jim Caldwell kept RB Theo Riddick (fair) and unknown un-drafted free agent Zach Zenner (Wait... why?) in and kept my knight in shining light-blue armor on the bench as Kam Chancellor forced the basically game-ending fumble. I feel slightly redeemed by the Lions failure to win, but this one still had a sour taste to it. Sneen Machine earned his win with a Gronk-like performance by Martellus Bennett and the beginning of the "I don't make the law, I" Justin Forsett comeback tour. Week Five will be a totally different story as there are now four teams on bye, the possible return of Andrew Luck, Mopey Sadness versus Issue Tissues and the exciting match-up of 4-0 Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds and 3-1 Sneen Machine.
Trade made before Week 4: Aschebrook Sr. traded WR Sammy Watkins to Scott for WR Stevie Johnson
2015 Scoring Leaders
QB
Aaron Rodgers 92 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tom Brady 77 (TODD)
Matt Ryan 69 (SWANSON)
Russell Wilson 66 (SILKA)
Peyton Manning 51 (TIFFANY)
Andrew Luck 41 (ZURAWSKI)
Carson Palmer 39 (ASCHEBROOK)
Drew Brees 28 (SNEEN)
Sam Bradford 27 (MOON)
Philip Rivers 26 (MOON)
Ben Roethlisberger 23 (WALTERS)
Blake Bortles 18 (TODD)
Andy Dalton 17 (WALTERS)
Derek Carr 13 (ZURAWSKI)
Colin Kaepernick 13 (SNEEN)
Tyrod Taylor 13 (ASCHEBROOK)
Ryan Tannehill 11 (ASCHEBROOK)
Tony Romo 6 (WALTERS)
RB
Jamaal Charles 88 (ASCHEBROOK)
Devonta Freeman 79 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Mark Ingram 69 (ZURAWSKI)
Adrian Peterson 69 (MOON)
Matt Forte 65 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Danny Woodhead 61 (TIFFANY)
Le'Veon Bell 53 (ZURAWSKI)
Chris Ivory 51 (WALTERS)
Carlos Hyde 50 (TODD)
Latavius Murray 44 (MOON)
Justin Forsett 41 (SNEEN)
LeSean McCoy 33 (WALTERS)
DeMarco Murray 33 (SNEEN)
DeAngelo Williams 30 (SILKA)
Marshawn Lynch 28 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Lamar Miller 28 (SWANSON)
Jonathan Stewart 28 (TIFFANY)
Eddie Lacy 27 (SILKA)
Ameer Abdullah 26 (TODD)
Jeremy Hill 20 (MOON)
C.J. Anderson 19 (TIFFANY)
Isaiah Crowell 18 (SILKA)
Frank Gore 16 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Karlos Williams 16 (ASCHEBROOK)
T.J. Yeldon 16 (SNEEN)
Doug Martin 13 (SWANSON)
Melvin Gordon 12 (WALTERS)
Alfred Morris 12 (SILKA)
Tevin Coleman 9 (ZURAWSKI)
Chris Johnson 7 (ASCHEBROOK)
David Johnson 6 (SILKA)
Darren Sproles 6 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alfred Blue 5 (ZURAWSKI)
Lance Dunbar 5 (SWANSON)
Arian Foster 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
Bishop Sankey 4 (WALTERS)
Darren McFadden 3 (ASCHEBROOK)
Matt Jones 1 (TODD)
WR
Julio Jones 108 (TODD)
Antonio Brown 93 (SNEEN)
DeAndre Hopkins 90 (ZURAWSKI)
Keenan Allen 86 (TIFFANY)
A.J. Green 83 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Randall Cobb 77 (TODD)
Demaryius Thomas 72 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Larry Fitzgerald 71 (SWANSON)
Julian Edelman 69 (SILKA)
Jarvis Landry 65 (ZURAWSKI)
Emmanuel Sanders 65 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Odell Beckham Jr. 64 (WALTERS)
Jordan Matthews 58 (SNEEN)
Calvin Johnson 54 (SILKA)
Steve Smith Sr. 52 (SNEEN)
T.Y. Hilton 41 (WALTERS)
Vincent Jackson 30 (ASCHEBROOK)
Golden Tate 30 (ASCHEBROOK)
Pierre Garcon 29 (ZURAWSKI)
Malcom Floyd 26 (WALTERS)
Donte Moncrief 26 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Mike Evans 23 (MOON)
Kendall Wright 23 (TODD)
Sammy Watkins 22 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tyler Lockett 20 (SILKA)
Brandin Cooks 19 (TODD)
Brandon Marshall 19 (MOON)
Mike Wallace 18 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Davante Adams 17 (MOON)
Allen Robinson 15 (MOON)
Amari Cooper 14 (SWANSON)
James Jones 14 (TODD)
Travis Benjamin 12 (ASCHEBROOK)
Andre Johnson 11 (ZURAWSKI)
Stevie Johnson 7 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandon Coleman 6 (ASCHEBROOK)
Charles Johnson 4 (MOON)
Rishard Matthews 2 (ASCHEBROOK)
TE
Rob Gronkowski 70 (ZURAWSKI)
Travis Kelce 60 (WALTERS)
Jason Witten 59 (TIFFANY)
Martellus Bennett 54 (SNEEN)
Tyler Eifert 54 (SWANSON)
Greg Olsen 52 (MOON)
Jimmy Graham 46 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Jordan Cameron 27 (SILKA)
Delanie Walker 26 (TODD)
Charles Clay 20 (TODD)
Dwayne Allen 10 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jared Cook 9 (TODD)
Larry Donnell 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Kyle Rudolph 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Austin Seferian-Jenkins 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
K
Steven Hauschka 45 (TIFFANY)
Justin Tucker 45 (SNEEN)
Stephen Gostkowski 40 (ASCHEBROOK)
Matt Bryant 37 (WALTERS)
Mason Crosby 36 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dan Bailey 29 (MOON)
Brandon McManus 19 (SWANSON)
Chandler Catanzaro 17 (TODD)
Cody Parkey 16 (SILKA)
Andrew Franks 14 (TODD)
Matt Prater 13 (ZURAWSKI)
Dan Carpenter 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Adam Vinatieri -1 (SWANSON)
DF
Denver Broncos 64 (SILKA)
Carolina Panthers 45 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
New York Jets 44 (MOON)
Seattle Seahawks 42 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
St. Louis Rams 35 (SNEEN)
Buffalo Bills 23 (WALTERS)
New England Patriots 20 (TIFFANY)
Houston Texans 12 (ASCHEBROOK)
Miami Dolphins 7 (TODD)
Arizona Cardinals 2 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Indianapolis Colts 1 (ZURAWSKI)
Baltimore Ravens -3 (SWANSON)
Cleveland Browns -3 (ZURAWSKI)
Hypothetical Standings (If the 5 highest scoring teams were winners each week)
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds 4-0
Spider 2 Y Banana 3-1
Sneen Machine 3-1
Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness 3-1
Team Swanson 3-1
Team Silka 2-2
Team Moon 2-2
Team Aschebrook 0-4
Team Tiffany 0-4
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| Photo via: Josh Tiffany's facebook Zero of the Week: Owner Josh Tiffany (Team Tiffany) If you see this man, please tell him he has a fantasy football team in need. 1 like = 1 point donated to his team. |
Team Tiffany v. Spider 2 Y Banana
Team Swanson v. Team Moon
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds v. Sneen Machine
Scott's Winless Issue Tissues v. Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness
Team Silka v. Show Stoppers
BYE WEEK: New York Jets, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings & Carolina Panthers
Thursday Game: Indianapolis @ Houston 7:25 PM
Sunday: New Orleans @ Philadelphia NOON
Chicago @ Kansas City NOON
Seattle @ Cincinnati NOON
Washington @ Atlanta NOON
Jacksonville @ Tampa Bay NOON
Cleveland @ Baltimore NOON
Buffalo @ Tennessee NOON
St. Louis @ Green Bay NOON
Arizona @ Detroit 3:05 PM
New England @ Dallas 3:25 PM
Denver @ Oakland 3:25 PM
San Francisco @ NY Giants 7:30 PM
Monday: Pittsburgh @ San Diego 7:30 PM
Bro...
Week Four has come and past and we have reached the quarter mark of the season. Nobody is truly out of it until they forget to change their lineup for a month or until say week ten or so. We have reached the point in the season however, where it is finally time to give up on the guys who we believed in that just are not producing or staying on the field long enough for us to keep believing that the pick will pay off over the long haul (Victor Cruz, C.J. Anderson, Charles Johnson, etc.). It is a depressing realization once the team owner realizes that "Hey, it's week four and Christine Michael has one carry" because they just get that empty, bitter feeling inside that they were wrong about something and while, they don't need to admit it, it goes without saying that a drop is basically a speechless confession of sorts.
Of course, one could easily erase that error by picking up someone like... oh, I don't know... ODELL BECKHAM JR. That's right, this was the week last season when ODB/OBJ was given a clean bill of health and (not to make the story about myself but...) I wisely claimed him off waivers. I still missed the winner's bracket of the postseason, but had he landed on say... Scott or Sneen's teams, he could have won the league for someone and forever altered Bro League history books. So, I encourage everyone to go out there, find your Ol' Dirty Beckham and make the race for the title even tenser than it already is.
This week was defined by kicking, thus making it the most fascinatingly competitive low-scoring week in recent memory. In the epic rivalry of Aschebrook versus Aschebrook, Aschebrook was victorious as the father rode another incredible week from Falcons RB Devonta Freeman to a victory that ended up severely hampering his son's chances at 0-4. He has not reached "Detroit Lions" level of panic yet, but with Dez Bryant and Marshawn Lynch's unknown future injury statuses, the outlook could certainly get worse before it gets better. Alec won again proving that he is no fantasy rookie as a name-change could not save Cole Walters from the impending doom. Silka beat Tiffany by two points thanks to the hilariously uncontested last-minute 50-yard pass by Russell Wilson. A full Moon rose as Evan's team finally lived up to some of his own preseason hype by breaking the 100-point milestone this week. Evan still managed to lose to Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness though, as Le'Veon Bell is no longer under suspension and Michael Vick will continue to throw desperation passes for three yards to him until Big Ben returns sometime around week eight. The most-exciting week four match-up (only because there were more points scored than in the Silka-Tiffany "Who can blow this the least?" match-up) came down to the final play of Monday Night Football. The setting was too perfect as the Lions were at the 11-yard line and Spider 2 Y Banana needed 7 more points out of Ameer Abdullah which could have easily been accomplished had the Lions just given it to Abdullah for the final eleven yards of the drive and the touchdown. Instead, on a 3rd & 1 at the SEA 11, Jim Caldwell kept RB Theo Riddick (fair) and unknown un-drafted free agent Zach Zenner (Wait... why?) in and kept my knight in shining light-blue armor on the bench as Kam Chancellor forced the basically game-ending fumble. I feel slightly redeemed by the Lions failure to win, but this one still had a sour taste to it. Sneen Machine earned his win with a Gronk-like performance by Martellus Bennett and the beginning of the "I don't make the law, I" Justin Forsett comeback tour. Week Five will be a totally different story as there are now four teams on bye, the possible return of Andrew Luck, Mopey Sadness versus Issue Tissues and the exciting match-up of 4-0 Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds and 3-1 Sneen Machine.
Trade made before Week 4: Aschebrook Sr. traded WR Sammy Watkins to Scott for WR Stevie Johnson
2015 Scoring Leaders
QB
Aaron Rodgers 92 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tom Brady 77 (TODD)
Matt Ryan 69 (SWANSON)
Russell Wilson 66 (SILKA)
Peyton Manning 51 (TIFFANY)
Andrew Luck 41 (ZURAWSKI)
Carson Palmer 39 (ASCHEBROOK)
Drew Brees 28 (SNEEN)
Sam Bradford 27 (MOON)
Philip Rivers 26 (MOON)
Ben Roethlisberger 23 (WALTERS)
Blake Bortles 18 (TODD)
Andy Dalton 17 (WALTERS)
Derek Carr 13 (ZURAWSKI)
Colin Kaepernick 13 (SNEEN)
Tyrod Taylor 13 (ASCHEBROOK)
Ryan Tannehill 11 (ASCHEBROOK)
Tony Romo 6 (WALTERS)
RB
Jamaal Charles 88 (ASCHEBROOK)
Devonta Freeman 79 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Mark Ingram 69 (ZURAWSKI)
Adrian Peterson 69 (MOON)
Matt Forte 65 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Danny Woodhead 61 (TIFFANY)
Le'Veon Bell 53 (ZURAWSKI)
Chris Ivory 51 (WALTERS)
Carlos Hyde 50 (TODD)
Latavius Murray 44 (MOON)
Justin Forsett 41 (SNEEN)
LeSean McCoy 33 (WALTERS)
DeMarco Murray 33 (SNEEN)
DeAngelo Williams 30 (SILKA)
Marshawn Lynch 28 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Lamar Miller 28 (SWANSON)
Jonathan Stewart 28 (TIFFANY)
Eddie Lacy 27 (SILKA)
Ameer Abdullah 26 (TODD)
Jeremy Hill 20 (MOON)
C.J. Anderson 19 (TIFFANY)
Isaiah Crowell 18 (SILKA)
Frank Gore 16 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Karlos Williams 16 (ASCHEBROOK)
T.J. Yeldon 16 (SNEEN)
Doug Martin 13 (SWANSON)
Melvin Gordon 12 (WALTERS)
Alfred Morris 12 (SILKA)
Tevin Coleman 9 (ZURAWSKI)
Chris Johnson 7 (ASCHEBROOK)
David Johnson 6 (SILKA)
Darren Sproles 6 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Alfred Blue 5 (ZURAWSKI)
Lance Dunbar 5 (SWANSON)
Arian Foster 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
Bishop Sankey 4 (WALTERS)
Darren McFadden 3 (ASCHEBROOK)
Matt Jones 1 (TODD)
WR
Julio Jones 108 (TODD)
Antonio Brown 93 (SNEEN)
DeAndre Hopkins 90 (ZURAWSKI)
Keenan Allen 86 (TIFFANY)
A.J. Green 83 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Randall Cobb 77 (TODD)
Demaryius Thomas 72 (ASCHEBROOK/SWANSON)
Larry Fitzgerald 71 (SWANSON)
Julian Edelman 69 (SILKA)
Jarvis Landry 65 (ZURAWSKI)
Emmanuel Sanders 65 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Odell Beckham Jr. 64 (WALTERS)
Jordan Matthews 58 (SNEEN)
Calvin Johnson 54 (SILKA)
Steve Smith Sr. 52 (SNEEN)
T.Y. Hilton 41 (WALTERS)
Vincent Jackson 30 (ASCHEBROOK)
Golden Tate 30 (ASCHEBROOK)
Pierre Garcon 29 (ZURAWSKI)
Malcom Floyd 26 (WALTERS)
Donte Moncrief 26 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Mike Evans 23 (MOON)
Kendall Wright 23 (TODD)
Sammy Watkins 22 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Tyler Lockett 20 (SILKA)
Brandin Cooks 19 (TODD)
Brandon Marshall 19 (MOON)
Mike Wallace 18 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Davante Adams 17 (MOON)
Allen Robinson 15 (MOON)
Amari Cooper 14 (SWANSON)
James Jones 14 (TODD)
Travis Benjamin 12 (ASCHEBROOK)
Andre Johnson 11 (ZURAWSKI)
Stevie Johnson 7 (ASCHEBROOK)
Brandon Coleman 6 (ASCHEBROOK)
Charles Johnson 4 (MOON)
Rishard Matthews 2 (ASCHEBROOK)
TE
Rob Gronkowski 70 (ZURAWSKI)
Travis Kelce 60 (WALTERS)
Jason Witten 59 (TIFFANY)
Martellus Bennett 54 (SNEEN)
Tyler Eifert 54 (SWANSON)
Greg Olsen 52 (MOON)
Jimmy Graham 46 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Jordan Cameron 27 (SILKA)
Delanie Walker 26 (TODD)
Charles Clay 20 (TODD)
Dwayne Allen 10 (ASCHEBROOK)
Jared Cook 9 (TODD)
Larry Donnell 8 (ZURAWSKI)
Kyle Rudolph 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Austin Seferian-Jenkins 4 (ASCHEBROOK)
K
Steven Hauschka 45 (TIFFANY)
Justin Tucker 45 (SNEEN)
Stephen Gostkowski 40 (ASCHEBROOK)
Matt Bryant 37 (WALTERS)
Mason Crosby 36 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
Dan Bailey 29 (MOON)
Brandon McManus 19 (SWANSON)
Chandler Catanzaro 17 (TODD)
Cody Parkey 16 (SILKA)
Andrew Franks 14 (TODD)
Matt Prater 13 (ZURAWSKI)
Dan Carpenter 5 (ASCHEBROOK)
Adam Vinatieri -1 (SWANSON)
DF
Denver Broncos 64 (SILKA)
Carolina Panthers 45 (ZURAWSKI/SWANSON)
New York Jets 44 (MOON)
Seattle Seahawks 42 (ASCHEBROOK SR.)
St. Louis Rams 35 (SNEEN)
Buffalo Bills 23 (WALTERS)
New England Patriots 20 (TIFFANY)
Houston Texans 12 (ASCHEBROOK)
Miami Dolphins 7 (TODD)
Arizona Cardinals 2 (SWANSON/ASCHEBROOK)
Indianapolis Colts 1 (ZURAWSKI)
Baltimore Ravens -3 (SWANSON)
Cleveland Browns -3 (ZURAWSKI)
Hypothetical Standings (If the 5 highest scoring teams were winners each week)
Thee Wisconsin Chowhounds 4-0
Spider 2 Y Banana 3-1
Sneen Machine 3-1
Nick's Mopey Team of Sadness 3-1
Team Swanson 3-1
Team Silka 2-2
Team Moon 2-2
Team Aschebrook 0-4
Team Tiffany 0-4
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