Wisconsin Rapids Bro League
Week 15
Our 4th official season of blaming Cole Walters for no championship weekend meeting.
Our 4th official season of blaming Cole Walters for no championship weekend meeting.
Playoff Results
Round 1
#1 Scott Aschebrook 126 #4 Nick Zurawski 105
#3 Ryan Dougherty 120 #2 Alec Swanson 102
#8 Tyler Sneen 78 #5 Cole Walters 99
#7 Andy Todd 81 #6 Darrin Aschebrook 93
Heroes of the Week: WR DeAndre Hopkins (Nick), RB Todd Gurley (Ryan), RB Damien Williams (Cole)
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| chiefs.com Hero of the Week: RB Damien Williams (Colieveland 96ers) |
Waiver Wonders: WR Mike Williams (35 points), WR Robby Anderson (22), DF Atlanta Falcons (22)
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| Jay Biggerstaff/USA TODAY Sports Waiver Wonder: WR Mike Williams (1 rushing touchdown, 2 receiving touchdowns) |
Zeroes of the Week: DF Los Angeles Rams (Scott), K Matt Prater (Cole), Nick's Training Staff (Keenan Allen & Aaron Jones accrue 0 combined points due to early in-game injuries)
Upcoming Week 16 Match-ups & NFL Schedule (in CT)
Championship/Shelby Bowl: #1 Walter Polish Z Slayers (Scott Aschebrook) vs. #3 Team Easy Breesy (Ryan Dougherty)
THE IRS "Whose Tax Is It Anyway?" Bowl: #2 Tax Paying Homeowner (Alec Swanson) vs. #4 Tax Evading Vagrant (Nick Zurawski)
The Frito Lays' Samkon Gado McRib Is Back To The Future Part 3 Bowl: #5 Colieveland 96ers (Cole Walters) vs. #6 Team ChowHounds (Darrin Aschebrook)
The MoonBak Sacko Bowl: #8 SNEEN MACHINE (Tyler Sneen) vs. #7 Crazy Todd's Driveway Band (Andy Todd)
SATURDAY: Washington @ Tennessee 3:30 PM
Baltimore @ LA Chargers 7:20 PM
Baltimore @ LA Chargers 7:20 PM
Sunday: Cincinnati @ Cleveland NOON
Tampa Bay @ Dallas NOON
Minnesota @ Detroit NOON
NY Giants @ Indianapolis NOON
Jacksonville @ Miami NOON
Buffalo @ New England NOON
Green Bay @ NY Jets NOON
Houston @ Philadelphia NOON
Atlanta @ Carolina NOON
LA Rams @ Arizona 3:05 PM
Chicago @ San Francisco 3:05 PM
Pittsburgh @ New Orleans 3:25 PM
Kansas City @ Seattle 7:20 PM
Tampa Bay @ Dallas NOON
Minnesota @ Detroit NOON
NY Giants @ Indianapolis NOON
Jacksonville @ Miami NOON
Buffalo @ New England NOON
Green Bay @ NY Jets NOON
Houston @ Philadelphia NOON
Atlanta @ Carolina NOON
LA Rams @ Arizona 3:05 PM
Chicago @ San Francisco 3:05 PM
Pittsburgh @ New Orleans 3:25 PM
Kansas City @ Seattle 7:20 PM
Monday: Denver @ Oakland 7:15 PM
Bro...
TYLER SNEEN, YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD. Sorry about that but, the trash talk for championship week has to start somewhere and Sneen never accepted my challenge of all kicker lineups because he is a coward. Also, nobody really cares about any of these championship weekend matchups because it seems like we've all been here before. For one, Sneen and I faced in both the 2015 championship and the 2016 Sacko/MoonBak Bowl for last place. Sources tell me that nobody wants to see Scott win after I gave him my entire team for two running backs named Johnson, as that would be too predictable and EVERYBODY (including myself) is anti-Ryan Dougherty repeat. It just shouldn't be possible for the youngest member of the league to go two-for-two on championship seasons and not experience any growing pains. Nick is playing for third place for the fourth season in a row (LOL WUT?) and Alec is just here to fulfill his duties as a taxpaying American (boring). Of course, Cole and Darrin have a fun rivalry but, is the intensity really there for a fifth place match the same way it was for 2016's championship and 2017's MoonBak? Something tells me we need a 96-point comeback to spark the tensions between those two again. Otherwise, it's the same shit, different year. Really makes you wonder if we'll still be doing this next year with Ryan doing adult stuff, Alec doing baby stuff, Scott in Pennsylvania, Nick continuing to dodge his taxes off the grid and myself going through an emotional rollercoaster every time I draft a running back that eventually ends up blackballed from the league (Also, I'm still waiting for the wi-fi at Applebee's to kick in). If there is no 2019 WRBL, just know that this five season (four official seasons) run was a fun ride and as much as this adds another level of responsibility to my holiday season, it's still one of the more fun things to do on a weekly basis (along with destroying Sneen's hopes and dreams).
Here is a look at the two championship teams' lineups as of Saturday morning at 12:30 AM...
Team Easy Breesy (Ryan Dougherty)
QB - Drew Brees (Definitely in MVP consideration for both NFL and WRBL, was not in lineup as of Wednesday so, may be a game-time decision versus Dak Prescott)
RB - Todd Gurley (Another MVP candidate, #1 scoring player in WRBL with 21 touchdowns and 360 fantasy points, QUESTIONABLE due to knee injury)
RB - Phillip Lindsay (Went from undrafted free agent to A must-start RB2 in his rookie season)
WR - Julio Jones (An absolute stud that has rediscovered the end zone in the second half of 2018, QUESTIONABLE with a hip injury)
WR - Michael Thomas (The 7th-highest WR in the WRBL this year, Thomas's success has coincided with Brees'. If Brees doesn't score more than he has these past three weeks, Scott will win)
FLEX - WR Alshon Jeffery (Seems to prefer Nick Foles as his quarterback but in reality, is only good when his quarterback is healthy, which Foles is right now)
TE - Eric Ebron (Has scored 11 touchdowns after a completely worthless start to his fantasy career, coming off a now rare 1-point outing)
K - Greg Zuerlein (Double-digit scorer in all but two games that he has been active for, getting a cushy opponent in Arizona)
D/ST - Miami Dolphins (Only as good as as bad as Cody Kessler will be this weekend)
Walter Polish Z Slayers (Scott Aschebrook)
QB - Patrick Mahomes (Definitely in MVP consideration for both NFL and WRBL, #1 scoring QB in WRBL, #4 overall player in WRBL, was once on Andy Todd's team)
RB - Christian McCaffrey (#2 scoring player in WRBL, scored 27 points in first game against Falcons defense on just eight carries, will face more-focused defense with Cam Newton out.)
RB - Dalvin Cook (Coming into his own with health just in time for the playoffs as I once expected, getting a surprise start over Joe Mixon, was once on Andy Todd's team)
WR - Davante Adams (Somehow the #1 WR in WRBL and none of us are questioning this? I mean... he legitimately has 300 points. What?)
WR - Mike Evans (Has had some dips in production when Tampa can't choose a quarterback. Otherwise, he's still a top-ten player at his position amidst the chaos)
FLEX - RB Nick Chubb (Clearly Cleveland's RB of the future, Averaging 20 points over the last six games he's played)
TE - Evan Engram (Touchdown dependent and the one glaring weakness in Scott's lineup, was once on Andy Todd's team)
K - Ka'imi Fairbairn (The #1 scoring kicker in fantasy football this season, playing a sneaky awful Eagles' defense)
D/ST - Los Angeles Rams (They make big plays, they give up big plays, expect more of the latter against Josh Rosen and the Cardinals)
All in all, this should be the fantasy football equivalent of giving someone (in this case, Ryan) a swirly in the toilet (A thing I haven't heard of happening in like 30 years so, good on you America for making some progress somewhere). Ryan's team is heavily reliant on two hot injured players and two ice cold teammates while Scott is just riding out an unreal nine-game winning streak as I battle to avoid last place. Started from the top, now we here. At least the hypothetical standings are a close race.
It's the most wonderful time of the year, championship time. Best of luck to those who want to finish with a higher seed than their opponent! Stay tuned for next week's season finale.
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| Actual photo of Scott looking at my team preseason. |
Scoring Leaders
QB
Patrick Mahomes 326 (Andy/Scott)
Drew Brees 279 (Ryan)
Matt Ryan 268 (Alec)
DeShaun Watson 133 (Cole)
Philip Rivers 60 (Nick/Scott)
Jameis Winston 43 (Sneen)
Lamar Jackson 38 (Andy)
Carson Wentz 35 (Scott/Ryan)
Jameis Winston 43 (Sneen)
Lamar Jackson 38 (Andy)
Carson Wentz 35 (Scott/Ryan)
Mitchell Trubisky 28 (Alec)
Kirk Cousins 20 (Nick)
Andy Dalton 7 (Darrin)
RB
Todd Gurley 360 (Ryan)
Christian McCaffrey 338 (Scott)
Alvin Kamara 314 (Darrin)
Ezekiel Elliott 299 (Nick)
Melvin Gordon 243 (Alec)
James White 235 (Darrin)
David Johnson 208 (Scott/Andy)
Joe Mixon 174 (Andy/Scott)
Tarik Cohen 102 (Alec)
Sony Michel 83 (Sneen)
Isaiah Crowell 73 (Sneen)
Leonard Fournette 67 (Cole)
Matt Breida 64 (Andy)
Lamar Miller 63 (Darrin)
Giovani Bernard 43 (Nick)
Dalvin Cook 42 (Andy/Scott)
Jalen Richard 37 (Sneen)
Austin Ekeler 36 (Andy/Nick)
Alex Collins 35 (Sneen)Austin Ekeler 36 (Andy/Nick)
Gus Edwards 30 (Andy)
Adrian Peterson 30 (Ryan)
Damien Williams 29 (Cole)
Adrian Peterson 30 (Ryan)
Damien Williams 29 (Cole)
Chris Thompson 23 (Scott)
Latavius Murray 19 (Darrin)
Duke Johnson Jr. 18 (Andy)Dion Lewis 18 (Nick/Ryan)
Jaylen Samuels 15 (Andy)
Marshawn Lynch 14 (Cole)
Devonta Freeman 12 (Sneen)
Jeff Wilson Jr. 10 (Cole)
Josh Adams 8 (Ryan)
Peyton Barber 3 (Cole)
Marcus Murphy 3 (Andy)
Peyton Barber 3 (Cole)
Marcus Murphy 3 (Andy)
WR
Davante Adams 300 (Scott)
DeAndre Hopkins 283 (Nick)
Julio Jones 277 (Ryan)
Antonio Brown 273 (Darrin)
Mike Evans 233 (Scott)
T.Y. Hilton 204 (Andy)
Robert Woods 149 (Sneen)
Brandin Cooks 116 (Nick)
Amari Cooper 71 (Alec)
Josh Gordon 61 (Andy)
Alshon Jeffery 58 (Ryan)
Julian Edelman 52 (Nick)
Tyler Lockett 52 (Darrin)
Tyler Boyd 48 (Cole)
Doug Baldwin 34 (Sneen)
Sterling Shepard 32 (Andy)
Marvin Jones 20 (Darrin)
Corey Davis 19 (Ryan/Andy)
Allen Robinson 19 (Alec)
Chris Godwin 18 (Darrin)
Devin Funchess 14 (Andy)
John Brown 12 (Andy)
Jamison Crowder 9 (Andy)
Taylor Gabriel 9 (Alec)
Randall Cobb 8 (Nick)
Randall Cobb 8 (Nick)
Kenny Golladay 5 (Scott)
Courtland Sutton 3 (Cole)
Courtland Sutton 3 (Cole)
DeVante Parker 1 (Cole)
TE
Travis Kelce 265 (Nick)
Eric Ebron 147 (Ryan)
Jared Cook 96 (Scott/Darrin)
Rob Gronkowski 78 (Sneen)
David Njoku 71 (Alec)
Austin Hooper 58 (Andy/Scott)
Trey Burton 44 (Alec)
Evan Engram 46 (Andy)
O.J. Howard 39 (Andy)
Benjamin Watson 10 (Andy)
Delanie Walker 9 (Cole)
Cameron Brate 6 (Andy)
Ian Thomas 3 (Scott)
Cameron Brate 6 (Andy)
Ian Thomas 3 (Scott)
K
Wil Lutz 140 (Alec)
Harrison Butker 126 (Andy)
Mason Crosby 125 (Sneen)
Greg Zuerlein 90 (Ryan)
Dan Bailey 45 (Darrin)
Robbie Gould 44 (Darrin)
Robbie Gould 44 (Darrin)
Adam Vinatieri 14 (Nick/Ryan)
Jake Elliott 10 (Darrin)
Cairo Santos 10 (Ryan)
Jason Myers 6 (Scott)
Ryan Succop 5 (Nick)
Graham Gano 3 (Alec)
Jason Myers 6 (Scott)
Ryan Succop 5 (Nick)
Graham Gano 3 (Alec)
Chris Boswell 2 (Darrin)
DF
Houston Texans 102 (Sneen/Nick/Ryan)
Los Angeles Rams 91 (Scott)
Minnesota Vikings 78 (Cole/Darrin)
Los Angeles Chargers 38 (Nick)
Green Bay Packers 31 (Sneen/Cole)
Miami Dolphins 24 (Sneen/Nick)
Buffalo Bills 22 (Cole/Nick)
Cleveland Browns 19 (Nick/Darrin)
Kansas City Chiefs 17 (Alec)
Arizona Cardinals 16 (Cole/Nick)
Denver Broncos 15 (Nick/Alec)
Dallas Cowboys 7 (Cole)
New York Jets 4 (Darrin/Andy)
Seattle Seahawks 4 (Andy)
New Orleans Saints -4 (Andy)
New York Jets 4 (Darrin/Andy)
Seattle Seahawks 4 (Andy)
Hypothetical Standings
We Don't Trade Picks 12-3
Walter Polish Z Slayers 11-4
Colieveland 96ers 6-9
Team ChowHounds 6-9
SNEEN MACHINE 1-14
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