- Justin Bieber is arrested in some country outside of the U.S.
- The Golden State Warriors win 72 games but, lose prior to the NBA Finals
- Lauryn Hill FINALLY drops an album out of thin air (I'm allowed to repeat)
- Donald Trump drops out of the presidential race, only to announce his support for Hillary Clinton
- Kendrick Lamar wins at least 6 Grammy Awards
- The Cleveland Browns hire Chip Kelly as their new Head Coach/General Manager
- Michael Vick retires
- Tom Brady gets re-suspended for #Deflategate
- The Chicago Cubs are your 2016 World Series Champions after somehow acquiring Yasiel Puig
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| Stephen Dunn/Getty Images I wouldn't trade away Puig but, where there's smoke, there's typically fire. |
- Zoolander 2 gets <40% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes
- A non-musician in the Thronedashian family releases a song and it's not awful
- Lebron leaves the Cavs
- The Seahawks win the Super Bowl
- It snows in May in Wisconsin.
- Some other musicians with new albums? Rihanna, Kanye West, The Killers, Santigold, Guns N' Roses, Bruno Mars, Fiona Apple, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Jay Z, Janelle Monae, Vampire Weekend, St. Vincent, KT Tunstall, John Legend, P!nk, Feist, M.I.A., Memory Tapes, The Shins, Skrillex and Mystikal.
- The College Football Playoff is expanded to 8 teams after they tear up the current contract
- A Controversial law is passed country-wide (There's always at least one)
- Unfortunately, Kristaps Porzingis suffers a major injury (Sorry, I don't mean to get dark on this)
- ESPN announces that it is going to launch ESPN4
- The Lakers hire Tom Thibodeau
- I set a new personal record in wings eaten over a 365-day span
- None of these predictions come true.
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