Friday, April 13, 2018

Couch-ella 2018

Welcome to my favorite weekend of the year. Not only is it time for the 49th annual Stevens Point Trivia Contest from Friday through Sunday but, those dates also coincide with the annual Coachella Festival and it's subsequent livestream on Youtube. It's the perfect weekend for Couch-ella because the weather is being indecisive up in central Wisconsin and it's not like traveling was in the plans for this weekend originally either way. Instead, I'll be counting down the hours until 5:30 PM CT when Youtube's livestream of Coachella begins so, that I may enjoy exciting new musical acts like Moses Sumney and some fun old favorites like St. Vincent. At the end of all three days, there is no way to perfectly view every act one wants to witness though, and that requires some narrowing down of this intimidating list of live performers, 92 of which (and counting) to be on Youtube.

For your own personal reference, here is the official Coachella Youtube page. Please note that not all of the streaming schedule has been finalized and that Sunday's closing headliner is always the last name to be confirmed.

The art installations are always a uniquely defining part of Coachella weekend as well.
Friday

Acts that will not be livestreamed but deserve some attention
Knox Fortune - One of the more underrated breakout acts of 2017, his indie trippiness is perfect for the desert daytime.
Benjamin Clementine - His 2015 album, At Least For Now, won that year's Mercury Prize.
Cash Cash - EDM acts are usually good for one or two surprise appearances and I would not be shocked to see Bebe Rexha.
Tank and the Bangas - Spoken word, soul music, rap. They're a little bit of everything and 100% entertainment.
The Regrettes - I was hoping to dig deeper into their catalogue with this weekend but, now that will have to wait. I do like "Come Through" quite a bit.
The Buttertones - Another band perfect for the desert atmosphere.

Livestreamed Acts that I will tune in for
Moses Sumney - If his live vocals are half of what his studio voice sounds like, this will be one hell of a refreshing opening to Coachella 2018.
Skip Marley - The token Friday afternoon reggae act comes directly from the family tree of one of the genre's founders.
Kelela - Everybody else has hopped on her bandwagon so, I'm hoping the live performance finally wins me over.
SuperDuperKyle - Time to see if the "iSpy" singer is more than a catchy one-hit wonder.
Greta Van Fleet - They're trying to bring back the "rock band" (as if that's a thing that's disappeared) and one of the key factors in being an interesting rock band is a distinguishable live show.
Leon - She sounded very good on MTV's Wonderland in 2016. I'm ready to hear more from this under-the-radar Swedish pop singer.
The Neighbourhood - They have surprisingly proven to be better than one-hit wonders but, I'll still make sure to tune in whenever "Sweater Weather" is played.
Kali Uchis - Her debut album is a very good eclectic mix featuring Winehouse-ian vibes and Tyler, The Creator.
Bleachers - Jack Antonoff is a musical genius.
Daniel Caesar - Freudian is a great debut album and his soothing music should be a perfect transition from the afternoon to the beautiful sunset over Coachella Valley.
Vince Staples - His latest ventures into house music have me excited for the raucous crowd he could create.
The War On Drugs - The critically acclaimed rock band is a perfect break for those exhausted from the fun of all the EDM and hip hop shows.
St. Vincent - The streaming time conflicts between her and Perfume Genius, my saddest time conflict of all this weekend.
Perfume Genius - Won't be able to catch much but, "Slip Away" is still a must-see.
Sza - Her stage design should be beautiful with the nighttime darkness. The ideal opener for The Weeknd's concluding show.
Jamiroquai - Will be a really fun dance party in case The Weeknd causes viewers to doze off.
The Weeknd - A new EP, "The Hills", "Starboy", "Can't Feel My Face" and "Pray For Me".

Saturday

Acts that will not be livestreamed but deserve some attention
Sir Sly - A fun pop-rock band reminiscent of BØRNS.
Big Thief - Critically acclaimed indie band that can tug at the heartstrings.
Sigrid - A teen pop singer with superstar potential.
Yaeji - Face-melting fun will occur at this DJ's set. "Raingurl" is a certified bop.

Livestreamed Acts that I will tune in for
Marian Hill - I'm down for a second album from this electronic duo.
Declan McKenna - A personal favorite of mine, this alternative pop-ish musician is still in his teens and his debut album was overlooked as one of the best of 2017.
Chloe x Halle - Another super young act that has already received a Beyonce' co-sign.
Nile Rodgers & Chic - The younger crowd will appreciate this one while the older crowd will reach peak funkiness.
Django Django - One of the more unique vocal performances of the weekend will come from lead singer David Maclean.
Flatbush Zombies - One of the better hip-hop groups around currently.
First Aid Kit - Their folk vocal harmonies always translate live.
Angel Olsen - Intrigued to see if she has any new material that matches 2016's My Woman.
BØRNS - He now has two certified solid pop records in his repertoire.
Brockhampton - One of the biggest acts with the most people and the most hype in 2018.
Snakehips - One of the better producers to come out in the past three years.
Chromeo - Fun as hell every single time plus, keyboards with legs!
MØ - Her partnership with Diplo has made for some of the best dance music of the decade.
Tyler, The Creator - Fun as hell every single time plus, he has a Grammy nominated album in his setlist now!
Louis The Child - They've expanded their sound since their last trip to the desert. They aren't just a run-of-the-mill EDM act anymore.
Haim - The all-female trio's second album was a bore but, they still put on a good show and it's not like their debut album won't be a part of this set.
Alvvays - I have somehow not seen them perform live yet and I'm ready for the "Plimsoll Punks" mosh pit.
Post Malone - Not a fan but, he is one of the biggest names in music right now and could have some surprise cameos.
David Byrne - Will he be doing any Talking Heads' songs? If so, this could be one of the highlights of the weekend. Also, St. Vincent might pop up.
Jungle - They are due for a second album and I hope their funky fun continues. Unlike Haim, they don't really need to do anything different from what they've already done.
Beyonce' - Lemonade, "Crazy In Love", potential Jay Z cameo (likely), "Single Ladies" and over a year's worth of hype have made this the most highly anticipated Coachella performance ever.

Sunday

Acts that will not be livestreamed but deserve some attention
LP - Her unique powerhouse pop vocals should have turned her into a star by now.
Japenese Breakfast - An absolute travesty that one of the biggest names on the rise in indie music will not be livestreamed.
Hayley Kiyoko - Another potential pop star not being exposed to a bigger audience is dragging Sunday's quality down quite a bit.
Cardi B - Her debut album just came out last week and it's an absolute hit with critics so, check it out if you have not.
Princess Nokia - Her debut album gave some throwback vibes as she is clearly inspired by early nineties hip-hop.
King Krule - Not a fan of either of his albums but someday, this dude will live up to his potential with an incredible record to go along with his few excellent songs he already has.

Livestreamed Acts that I will tune in for
Noname - One of the more poetic lyricists we'll hear from all weekend will kick off the fun on day 3.
Lion Babe - An R&B duo on the rise.
Dej Loaf - I hope that she can recapture the attention that she held back in 2015.
Vance Joy - His new album is okay but, his debut is still something I have yet to hear live.
Amine' - Another up-and-coming rapper trying to prove his staying power with an upbeat set.
Jessie Ware - One of the more underappreciated R&B vocalists around.
Portugal. The Man - "Feel It Still" is the worst song on their latest album and that was a huge hit.
Jidenna - The "Classic Man" that was born in my hometown and is part of Janelle Monae's Wondaland team.
Miguel - Another awesome singer with two incredible albums in the last three years.
6lack - Grammy nominated rap album so, why not?
Migos - One of the most enjoyable trios in hip-hop, performing in their prime in the desert as the real headline act of Sunday whether Eminem is livestreamed or not.
Eminem - "Lose Yourself", potential D12 reunion, potential Ed Sheeran cameo, likely Skylar Grey assistance, a possible Beyonce' cameo and "Stan".

So, if it's raining, snowing, too cold or even just right, spend some time to yourselves and just enjoy the music and sights to see at the 2018 Coachella Music & Arts Festival.

2018 MLB All-Prospect Teams

The baseball season is underway and there have already been a boatload of transactions including promotions, demotions, injuries ending in DL-stints that would not have previously coincided with more than a few days missed (thanks to the second season of the 10-day Disabled List after decades of the 15-day Disabled List) and at least three teams having Trayce Thompson at some point. It's nearly impossible to keep up with the day-to-day movements of thirty major league squads and yet somehow, I decided that making an "All-Prospects Roster" for all 30 teams would somehow hold up three weeks after I began said project, even though the promotions and demotions of the minor leagues are just as difficult to track. In other words, the criteria for these All-Prospect Teams are having under a years worth of major league experience as of Opening Day 2018 (Cody Bellinger, still eligible!) and being in a team's organization as of Opening Day 2018 (Miguel Almonte, still a Royal!). These will be interesting rosters to look at in 2028, when 1-5% of those listed become All-Stars (Ronald Acuna?), 10-20% become MLB starters, 20-30% have cups of coffee before disappearing and the rest fade into minor league obscurity. Ultimately, the goal for this is to introduce all possible future stars in baseball without missing a single name that shows up out of nowhere (there's always one...) and within time, to reflect on who was running the most successful scouting team/farm system in the present day. For this exercise, let's just pretend that the DH has expanded to the NL for whatever reason in the near future.

Jeff Curry - USA TODAY Sports
And yes... Paul DeJong is also still eligible with under a year's worth of major league experience.


New York Yankees
C - Gustavo Campero
1B - Ryan McBroom
2B - Tyler Wade
3B - Miguel Andujar
SS - Gleyber Torres
OF - Clint Frazier
OF - Billy McKinney
OF - Estevan Florial
DH - Thairo Estrada

Bench/C - Donny Sands
Bench/IF - Dermis Garcia
Bench/OF - Canaan Smith
Bench - Everson Pereira

SP1 - Justus Sheffield
SP2 - Chance Adams
SP3 - Albert Abreu
SP4 - Domingo Acevedo
SP5 - Freicer Perez
RP - Dillon Tate
RP - Jonathan Loaisiga
RP - Clarke Schmidt
RP - Trevor Stephan
RP - Cody Carroll
RP - Domingo German
CL - Trevor Lane

Tampa Bay Rays
C - Ronaldo Hernandez
1B - Jake Bauers
2B - Nick Solak
3B - Christian Arroyo
SS - Willy Adames
OF - Jesus Sanchez
OF - Justin Williams
OF - Josh Lowe
DH - Joe McCarthy

Bench/C - Brett Sullivan
Bench/IF - Wander Franco
Bench/OF - Garrett Whitley
Bench - Lucius Fox

SP1 - Brent Honeywell
SP2 - Jacob Faria
SP3 - Brendan McKay
SP4 - Austin Franklin
SP5 - Anthony Banda
RP - Yonny Chirinos
RP - Jose De Leon
RP - Tobias Myers
RP - Michael Mercado
RP - Ryan Yarbrough
RP - Chih-Wei Hu
CL - Diego Castillo

Baltimore Orioles
C - Chance Sisco
1B - Preston Palmeiro
2B - Adam Hall
3B - Jomar Reyes
SS - Ryan Mountcastle
OF - Austin Hays
OF - Anthony Santander
OF - D.J. Stewart
DH - Cedric Mullins

Bench/C - Ben Breazeale
Bench/IF - Mason McCoy
Bench/OF - Jaycob Brugman
Bench - Ademar Rifaela

SP1 - Zac Lowther
SP2 - Hunter Harvey
SP3 - Alex Wells
SP4 - Yefry Ramirez
SP5 - D.L. Hall
RP - Cody Sedlock
RP - Keegan Akin
RP - Brenan Hanifee
RP - Chris Lee
RP - Tanner Scott
RP - Pedro Araujo
CL - Jose Mesa Jr.

Toronto Blue Jays
C - Riley Adams
1B - Rowdy Tellez
2B - Bo Bichette
3B - Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
SS - Logan Warmoth
OF - Anthony Alford
OF - Ryan Noda
OF - Harold Ramirez
DH - Max Pentecost

Bench/C - Reese McGuire
Bench/IF - Richard Urena
Bench/OF - Teoscar Hernandez
Bench - Danny Jansen

SP1 - Nate Pearson
SP2 - Thomas Pannone
SP3 - Taylor Guerrieri
SP4 - Ryan Borucki
SP5 - T.J. Zeuch
RP - Sean Reid-Foley
RP - Eric Pardinho
RP - Justin Maese
RP - Jordan Romano
RP - Maximo Castillo
RP - Jon Harris
CL - Carlos Ramirez

Boston Red Sox
C - Roldani Baldwin
1B - Sam Travis
2B - Chad De La Guerra
3B - Rafael Devers
SS - Danny Diaz
OF - Lorenzo Cedrola
OF - Danny Mars
OF - Tyler Hill
DH - Michael Chavis

Bench/C - Isaias Lucena
Bench/IF - Josh Ockimey
Bench/OF - Cole Brannen
Bench - Bobby Dalbec

SP1 - Jay Groome
SP2 - Tanner Houck
SP3 - Bryan Mata
SP4 - Darwinzon Hernandez
SP5 - Jalen Beeks
RP - Mike Shawaryn
RP - Alex Scherff
RP - Travis Lakins
RP - Jake Thompson
RP - Austin Maddox
RP - Bobby Poyner
CL - Joan Martinez

Chicago White Sox
C - Zack Collins
1B - Gavin Sheets
2B - Yoan Moncada
3B - Jake Burger
SS - Jose Rondon
OF - Eloy Jimenez
OF - Luis Robert
OF - Blake Rutherford
DH - Ryan Cordell

Bench/C - Seby Zavala
Bench/IF - Justin Yurchak
Bench/OF - Luis Alexander Basabe
Bench - Micker Adolfo

SP1 - Lucas Giolito
SP2 - Michael Kopech
SP3 - Reynaldo Lopez
SP4 - Alec Hansen
SP5 - Dane Dunning
RP - Dylan Cease
RP - Carson Fulmer
RP - Ian Clarkin
RP - Spencer Adams
RP - Aaron Bummer
RP - Ian Hamilton
CL - Zack Burdi

Cleveland Indians
C - Francisco Mejia
1B - Bobby Bradley
2B - Tyler Freeman
3B - Nolan Jones
SS - Willi Castro
OF - Bradley Zimmer
OF - Greg Allen
OF - Will Benson
DH - Yu-Cheng Chang

Bench/C - Eric Haase
Bench/IF - Aaron Bracho
Bench/OF - Connor Capel
Bench - Mitch Longo

SP1 - Triston McKenzie
SP2 - Shane Bieber
SP3 - Aaron Civale
SP4 - Rob Kaminsky
SP5 - Ryan Merritt
RP - Matt Esparza
RP - Brady Aiken
RP - Sam Hentges
RP - Cameron Hill
RP - Ben Taylor
RP - Ben Krauth
CL - Elijah Morgan

Minnesota Twins
C - David Banuelos
1B - Lewin Diaz
2B - Nick Gordon
3B - Travis Blankenhorn
SS - Royce Lewis
OF - Alex Kirilloff
OF - Brent Rooker
OF - Akil Baddoo
DH - Wander Javier

Bench/C - Ben Rortvedt
Bench/IF - Andrew Bechtold
Bench/OF - LaMonte Wade
Bench - Jose Miranda

SP1 - Fernando Romero
SP2 - Stephen Gonsalves
SP3 - Zack Littell
SP4 - Lewis Thorpe
SP5 - Felix Jorge
RP - Brusdar Graterol
RP - Blayne Enlow
RP - Landon Leach
RP - Gabriel Moya
RP - John Curtiss
RP - Trevor Hildenberger
CL - Tyler Jay

Detroit Tigers
C - Jake Rogers
1B - Edwin Espinal
2B - Dawel Lugo
3B - Jeimer Candelario
SS - Isaac Paredes
OF - Daz Cameron
OF - Christin Stewart
OF - Victor Reyes
DH - Cody Eaves

Bench/C - Sam McMillan
Bench/IF - Sergio Alcantara
Bench/OF - Jake Robson
Bench - Mike Gerber

SP1 - Franklin Perez
SP2 - Matt Manning
SP3 - Alex Faedo
SP4 - Gregory Soto
SP5 - Beau Burrows
RP - Kyle Funkhouser
RP - Grayson Long
RP - Matt Hall
RP - Sandy Baez
RP - Jason Foley
RP - Bryan Garcia
CL - Joe Jimenez

Kansas City Royals
C - Meibrys Viloria
1B - Nick Pratto
2B - Gabriel Cancel
3B - Emmanuel Rivera
SS - Nicky Lopez
OF - Khalil Lee
OF - Michael Gigliotti
OF - Seuly Matias
DH - Samir Duenez

Bench/C - M.J. Melendez
Bench/IF - Ryan O'Hearn
Bench/OF - Bubba Starling
Bench - Hunter Dozier

SP1 - Foster Griffin
SP2 - Jake Junis
SP3 - Sam Gaviglio
SP4 - Trevor Oaks
SP5 - Erik Skoglund
RP - Heath Filmyer
RP - Yefry Del Rosario
RP - Brad Keller
RP - Miguel Almonte
RP - Evan Steele
RP - Kevin McCarthy
CL - Richard Lovelady

Oakland Athletics
C - Sean Murphy
1B - Matt Olson
2B - Jorge Mateo
3B - Matt Chapman
SS - Franklin Barreto
OF - Dustin Fowler
OF - Renato Nunez
OF - Boog Powell
DH - Sheldon Neuse

Bench/C - Santi Sanchez
Bench/IF - Kevin Merrell
Bench/OF - Lazaro Armenteros
Bench - Austin Beck

SP1 - A.J. Puk
SP2 - Jesus Luzardo
SP3 - James Kaprielian
SP4 - Logan Shore
SP5 - Wyatt Marks
RP - Grant Holmes
RP - Daulton Jeffries
RP - Casey Meisner
RP - James Naile
RP - Emilio Pagan
RP - Nolan Blackwood 
CL - Bobby Wahl

Houston Astros
C - Chuckie Robinson
1B - A.J. Reed
2B - Ryne Birk
3B - J.D. Davis
SS - Freudis Nova
OF - Kyle Tucker
OF - Derek Fisher
OF - Ronnie Dawson
DH - Yordan Alvarez

Bench/C - Garrett Stubbs
Bench/IF - Joe Perez
Bench/OF - Myles Straw
Bench - Gilberto Celestino

SP1 - Forrest Whitley
SP2 - Francis Martes
SP3 - J.B. Bukauskas
SP4 - Rogelio Armenteros
SP5 - Jorge Alcala
RP - Jairo Solis
RP - Hector Perez
RP - Corbin Martin
RP - David Paulino
RP - Cionel Perez
RP - Brandon Bailey
CL - Cristian Javier

Los Angeles Angels
C - Taylor Ward
1B - Matt Thaiss
2B - Leonardo Rivas
3B - Kaleb Cowart
SS - Kevin Maitan
OF - Jo Adell
OF - Jahmai Jones
OF - Brandon Marsh
DH - Jose Miguel Fernandez

Bench/C - Michael Barish
Bench/IF - Livan Soto
Bench/OF - Michael Hermosillo
Bench - Brennan Lund

SP1 - Shohei Ohtani
SP2 - Jaime Barria
SP3 - Parker Bridwell
SP4 - Griffin Canning
SP5 - Jose Soriano
RP - Joe Gatto
RP - Jesus Castillo
RP - Jose Suarez
RP - Luke Bard
RP - Jerryell Rivera
RP - Keynan Middleton
CL - Eduardo Paredes

Seattle Mariners
C - Nick Thurman
1B - Evan White
2B - Donnie Walton
3B - Ryan Costello
SS - Juan Querecuto
OF - Kyle Lewis
OF - Julio Rodriguez
OF - Anthony Jimenez
DH - Joe Rizzo

Bench/C - Joe DeCarlo
Bench/IF - Mike Ford
Bench/OF - Braden Bishop
Bench - Eric Filia

SP1 - Marcos Gonzales
SP2 - Andrew Moore
SP3 - Sam Carlson
SP4 - Max Povse
SP5 - Nathan Bannister
RP - Darren Gillies
RP - Seth Elledge
RP - Wyatt Mills
RP - Jack Anderson
RP - Art Warren
RP - Matt Festa
CL - Nick Rumbelow

Texas Rangers
C - Matt Whatley
1B - Yanio Perez
2B - Andy Ibanez
3B - Joshua Morgan
SS - Chris Seise
OF - Willie Calhoun
OF - Leody Taveras
OF - Bubba Thompson
DH - Ronald Guzman

Bench/C - Sam Huff
Bench/IF - Tyler Ratliff
Bench/OF - Miguel Aparacio
Bench - Pedro Gonzalez

SP1 - Hans Crouse
SP2 - Cole Ragans
SP3 - Kyle Cody
SP4 - Ariel Jurado
SP5 - Pedro Payano
RP - A.J. Alexy
RP - Yohander Mendez
RP - Alex Speas
RP - Michael Matuella
RP - C.D. Pelham
RP - Joseph Palumbo
CL - Ricardo Rodriguez

Miami Marlins
C - Roy Morales
1B - Lazaro Alonso
2B - Isan Diaz
3B - Brian Anderson
SS - James Nelson
OF - Lewis Brinson
OF - Monte Harrison
OF - Magneuris Sierra
DH - Brian Miller

Bench/C - Jared Barnes
Bench/IF - Joe Dunand
Bench/OF - Braxton Lee
Bench - Isael Soto

SP1 - Braxton Garrett
SP2 - Dillon Peters
SP3 - Merandy Gonzalez
SP4 - Nick Niedert
SP5 - Zac Gallen
RP - Sandy Alcantara
RP - Trevor Rogers
RP - Jorge Guzman
RP - Edward Cabrera
RP - Trevor Richards
RP - Jordan Yamamoto
CL - Tyler Kolek

Philadelphia Phillies
C - Jorge Alfaro
1B - Darick Hall
2B - Scott Kingery
3B - Jake Scheiner
SS - J.P. Crawford
OF - Nick Williams
OF - Adam Haseley
OF - Mickey Moniak
DH - Jhailyn Ortiz

Bench/C - Abraham Gutierrez
Bench/IF - Jose Gomez
Bench/OF - Dylan Cozens
Bench - Arquimedes Gamboa

SP1 - Sixto Sanchez
SP2 - JoJo Romero
SP3 - Adonis Medina
SP4 - Ranger Suarez
SP5 - Tom Eshelman
RP - Franklyn Kilome
RP - Kyle Young
RP - Francisco Morales
RP - Enyel De Los Santos
RP - Yacksel Rios
RP - Victor Arano
CL - J.D. Hammer

Atlanta Braves
C - Alex Jackson
1B - Drew Lugbauer
2B - Ozzie Albies
3B - Austin Riley
SS - Travis Demeritte
OF - Ronald Acuna
OF - Cristian Pache
OF - Drew Waters
DH - Johan Camargo

Bench/C - Brett Cumberland
Bench/IF - Rio Ruiz
Bench/OF - Jared James
Bench - Shean Michel

SP1 - Luiz Gohara
SP2 - Sean Newcomb
SP3 - Mike Soroka
SP4 - Ian Anderson
SP5 - Joey Wentz
RP - Kyle Wright
RP - Bryse Wilson
RP - Kolby Allard
RP - Max Fried
RP - A.J. Minter
RP - Tucker Davidson
CL - Thomas Burrows

Washington Nationals
C - Raudy Read
1B - Jose Marmolejos
2B - Luis Garcia
3B - Kelvin Gutierrez
SS - Carter Kieboom
OF - Juan Soto
OF - Victor Robles
OF - Daniel Johnson
DH - Yasel Antuna

Bench/C - Pedro Severino
Bench/IF - Drew Ward
Bench/OF - Rafael Bautista
Bench - Andrew Stevenson

SP1 - Seth Romero
SP2 - Wil Crowe
SP3 - Jackson Tetreault
SP4 - Erick Fedde
SP5 - Nick Raquet
RP - Thomas Alastre
RP - Brigham Hill
RP - Joan Baez
RP - Grant Borne
RP - Matt Crownover
RP - Austin Adams
CL - Gabe Klobosits

New York Mets
C - Patrick Mazeika
1B - Dominic Smith
2B - Luis Guillorme
3B - Mark Vientos
SS - Amed Rosario
OF - Desmond Lindsay
OF - Wuilmer Becerra
OF - David Thompson
DH - Andres Gimenez

Bench/C - Anthony Dimino
Bench/IF - Peter Alonso
Bench/OF - Wagner Lagrange
Bench - Jhoan Urena

SP1 - Thomas Szapucki
SP2 - Jordan Humphreys
SP3 - David Peterson
SP4 - Marcos Molina
SP5 - Justin Dunn
RP - P.J. Conlon
RP - Corey Oswalt
RP - Chris Flexen
RP - Nabil Crismatt
RP - Jamie Callahan
RP - Steve Nogosek
CL - Gerson Bautista

Milwaukee Brewers
C - K.J. Harrison
1B - Gabriel Garcia
2B - Keston Hiura
3B - Lucas Erceg
SS - Mauricio Dubon
OF - Brett Phillips
OF - Tristen Lutz
OF - Corey Ray
DH - Ronnie Gideon

Bench/C - Mario Feliciano
Bench/IF - Jake Gatewood
Bench/OF - Troy Stokes
Bench - Trent Grisham

SP1 - Corbin Burnes
SP2 - Freddy Peralta
SP3 - Brandon Woodruff
SP4 - Luis Ortiz
SP5 - Cody Ponce
RP - Zack Brown
RP - Phil Bickford
RP - Marcos Diplan
RP - Josh Pennington
RP - Trey Supak
RP - Taylor Williams
CL - Bubba Derby

Cincinnati Reds
C - Tyler Stephenson
1B - Nick Longhi
2B - Shed Long
3B - Nick Senzel
SS - Jeter Downs
OF - Taylor Trammell
OF - Jesse Winker
OF - Jose Siri
DH - Stuart Fairchild

Bench/C - Mark Kolozsvary
Bench/IF - Jose Israel Garcia
Bench/OF - T.J. Friedl
Bench - Alex Blandino

SP1 - Hunter Greene
SP2 - Tyler Mahle
SP3 - Luis Castillo
SP4 - Scott Moss
SP5 - Amir Garrett
RP - Nick Hanson
RP - Keury Mella
RP - Nick Travieso
RP - Tony Santillan
RP - Ryan Hendrix
RP - Zack Weiss
CL - Jimmy Herget

Pittsburgh Pirates
C - Deon Stafford
1B - Will Craig
2B - Kevin Kramer
3B - Colin Moran
SS - Cole Tucker
OF - Bryan Reynolds
OF - Austin Meadows
OF - Jason Martin
DH - Mason Martin

Bench/C - Christian Kelley
Bench/IF - Ke'Bryan Hayes
Bench/OF - Lolo Sanchez
Bench - Kevin Newman

SP1 - Mitch Keller
SP2 - Tyler Glasnow
SP3 - Steven Brault
SP4 - Shane Baz
SP5 - Luis Escobar
RP - Clay Holmes
RP - Braeden Ogle
RP - Brandon Waddell
RP - Taylor Hearn
RP - Matt Seelinger
RP - Kyle Crick
CL - Edgar Santana

St. Louis Cardinals
C - Andrew Knizner
1B - Stefan Trosclair
2B - Max Schrock
3B - Evan Mendoza
SS - Paul DeJong
OF - Tyler O'Neill
OF - Harrison Bader
OF - Oscar Mercado
DH - Wadye Infante

Bench/C - Carson Kelly
Bench/IF - Yairo Munoz
Bench/OF - Randy Arozarena
Bench - Scott Hurst

SP1 - Jack Flaherty
SP2 - Luke Weaver
SP3 - Ryan Helsley
SP4 - Dakota Hudson
SP5 - Austin Gomber
RP - Jordan Hicks
RP - Jake Woodford
RP - Mike O'Reilly
RP - Junior Fernandez
RP - Alvaro Seijas
RP - John Brebbia
CL - Alex Reyes

Chicago Cubs
C - Mark Zagunis
1B - Victor Caratini
2B - David Bote
3B - Vimael Machin
SS - Aramis Ademan
OF - Ian Happ
OF - Nelson Velazquez
OF - Charcer Burks
DH - Zack Short

Bench/C - Ian Rice
Bench/IF - Chesny Young
Bench/OF - D.J. Wilson
Bench - Luis Ayala

SP1 - Alex Lange
SP2 - Adbert Alzolay
SP3 - Jose Albertos
SP4 - Oscar De La Cruz
SP5 - Michael Rucker
RP - Cory Abbott
RP - Thomas Hatch
RP - Brendon Little
RP - Brailyn Marquez
RP - Jeremiah Estrada
RP - Keegan Thompson
CL - Erich Uelmen

Los Angeles Dodgers
C - Keibert Ruiz
1B - Cody Bellinger
2B - Marcus Chiu
3B - Cristian Santana
SS - Gavin Lux
OF - Alex Verdugo
OF - D.J. Peters
OF - Jeren Kendall
DH - Starling Heredia

Bench/C - Kyle Farmer
Bench/IF - Edwin Rios
Bench/OF - Yusniel Diaz
Bench - Donovan Casey

SP1 - Julio Urias
SP2 - Walker Buehler
SP3 - Mitchell White
SP4 - Caleb Ferguson
SP5 - Dustin May
RP - Morgan Cooper
RP - Yadier Alvarez
RP - Jordan Sheffield
RP - Chris Mathewson
RP - Yaisel Sierra
RP - Tony Gonsolin
CL - Shea Spitzbarth

San Diego Padres
C - Austin Allen
1B - Josh Naylor
2B - Luis Urias
3B - Hudson Potts
SS - Fernando Tatis III
OF - Hunter Renfroe
OF - Franchy Cordero
OF - Jorge Ona
DH - Esteury Ruiz

Bench/C - Blake Hunt
Bench/IF - Carlos Asuaje
Bench/OF - Tirso Ornales
Bench - Olivier Basabe

SP1 - Mackenzie Gore
SP2 - Michael Baez
SP3 - Adrian Morejon
SP4 - Anderson Espinoza
SP5 - Cal Quantrill
RP - Chris Paddack
RP - Dinelson Lamet
RP - Logan Allen
RP - Joey Lucchesi
RP - Eric Lauer
RP - Trey Wingenter
CL - Phil Maton

Arizona Diamondbacks
C - Daulton Varsho
1B - Pavin Smith
2B - Jamie Westbrook
3B - Drew Ellis
SS - Jasrado Chisholm
OF - Marcus Wilson
OF - Gabriel Maciel
OF - Eduardo Diaz
DH - Christian Walker

Bench/C - Andy Yerzy
Bench/IF - Kevin Cron
Bench/OF - Kristian Robinson
Bench - Joey Rose

SP1 - Jon Duplantier
SP2 - Taylor Widener
SP3 - Cody Reed
SP4 - Jose Almonte
SP5 - Matt Tabor
RP - Sam McWilliams
RP - Taylor Clarke
RP - Alex Young
RP - Yoan Lopez
RP - Mason McCullough
RP - Wei-Chih Huang
CL - Jared Miller

Colorado Rockies
C - Tom Murphy
1B - Ryan McMahon
2B - Garrett Hampson
3B - Colton Welker
SS - Brendan Rodgers
OF - Raimel Tapia
OF - Jordan Patterson
OF - Yonathan Daza
DH - Sam Hilliard

Bench/C - Chris Rabago
Bench/IF - Shael Mendoza
Bench/OF - Wes Rogers
Bench - Brian Mundell

SP1 - Jeff Hoffman
SP2 - Yency Almonte
SP3 - Breiling Eusebio
SP4 - Peter Lambert
SP5 - Sam Howard
RP - Ryan Castellani
RP - Nick Kennedy
RP - Riley Pint
RP - Pearson McMahan
RP - Colton Hathcock
RP - Ben Bowden
CL - Moises Ceja

San Francisco Giants
C - Aramis Garcia
1B - Chris Shaw
2B - Miguel Gomez
3B - Jacob Gonzalez
SS - Ryan Howard
OF - Heliot Ramos
OF - Austin Slater
OF - Alexander Canario
DH - Sandro Fabian

Bench/C - Ricardo Geneves
Bench/IF - C.J. Hinojosa
Bench/OF - Heath Quinn
Bench - Jonah Arenado

SP1 - Tyler Beede
SP2 - Chris Stratton
SP3 - Andrew Suarez
SP4 - Garrett Williams
SP5 - Gregory Santos
RP - Shaun Anderson
RP - Joan Gregorio
RP - Tyler Herb
RP - Julian Fernandez
RP - D.J. Snelten
RP - Steven Okert
CL - Reyes Moronta

It's incredibly doubtful that any of these thirty clubs end up with these exact 25-man rosters at any point as trades and busts are just things that tend to happen but, that doesn't mean that a team can't stick with their core prospect talent and prosper (see: The Cubs). It will be a while before one can determine whether or not this was a worthwhile exercise but hey... at least somebody tried it.